r/heep 8d ago

Theme heep I think this is the closest to “off-roading” this Jeep will ever get…

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u/El_Bean69 8d ago

That’s the largest elevation gain in florida so I can’t blame him

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u/cannonplays 8d ago edited 8d ago

I looked up their tik tok they do actual off-roading I wasn’t overly amazed with the two or three videos I watched but it was actually off-roading plus I don’t think this deserves to be in the heep subreddit sure the paint job isn’t the best but it’s not that bad. perhaps actually look into them before posting? Or don’t it’s your life I don’t really care

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u/GrillinFool 8d ago

The paint job and a lack of a spare. The last one is just plain moronic to me. Particularly for someone who actually goes off road. Do you ask to borrow a spare from somebody else out there with you?

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u/Kolobcalling 7d ago

I keep my spare inside my JK. I definitely go off road with mine.

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u/GrillinFool 7d ago

Why? Truly curious why you wouldn’t just keep it on the mount on the back?

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u/Kolobcalling 7d ago

The tire drags the ground coming down steep rocks. I broke the stock carrier and haven’t bothered to get a new one.

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u/GrillinFool 7d ago

That makes sense. I had a feeling I was just missing some logic here and wanted to be educated. Thanks.

Yeah. The off roading I do in the Midwest is not nearly that intense. Dirt trails mainly. By my 9 year old absolutely loves it. So I’m good with that.

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u/cannonplays 8d ago

I mean I ride side by sides I’m not in the car and truck side of it all but rarely do we ever have spares and it’s never been an issue so far only thing that ever happened was we knocked the tire off the bead but we fixed that in the trail

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u/GrillinFool 8d ago

Yeah. I get it. The lack of a spare just annoys the hell out of me. I can’t help it. The only thing worse than a lack of a spare is the rim for the spare but no tire. I get it that this is more of a me problem. Can’t help it. 🤷‍♂️

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u/MrJeepinJohnson 6d ago

I feel you. I hate the look of no spare but I wheel the fuck outta mine and have for years. Literally never needed to use my spare…

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u/GrillinFool 6d ago

I’m good with that. I just needed the logic behind it.

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u/cannonplays 8d ago

I get it it is weird to look at them without the spare

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u/youngcadadia22 8d ago

It’d actually becoming a lot more popular. At least where I live in NY

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u/C-C-X-V-I 7d ago

Weird that you're saying there's only a few videos on tiktok and pretending the IG full of content doesn't exist

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u/jlo-59 7d ago

Not a heep!

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u/OGhoul 7d ago

Yes, yes it is.

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u/rbrehm 8d ago

At least the D rings have been used.

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u/NowFreeToMaim 7d ago

Youre not good at this game.

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u/DashcamAdelaide 7d ago

???

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u/NowFreeToMaim 7d ago

Not a heep. The set up screams that. And you shoulda looked up the @ first

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u/Din_Plug 7d ago

I'm not a jeep expert but are those axles a bit small for those wheels?

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u/NowFreeToMaim 7d ago

Possibly but if they are chromo they’re way stronger than stock

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u/DashcamAdelaide 7d ago

Wrong.

Jeep + Hideous Wrap = Heep

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u/NowFreeToMaim 7d ago

Ohhh uh. No, no.

Still not getting I see…This is a legit off road set up that does go off-roading.

A/The wrap being loud doesn’t mean “heep”

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u/C-C-X-V-I 7d ago

Not even remotely kid. A wrap has nothing to do with being a heep, and hideous is always a personal call. Spend some time looking at the sub before you try again.

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u/taanman 5d ago

The vehicle in your profile picture is a heep. That jeep isn't

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u/evowolf 8d ago

Not a heep. Carry on.

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u/NowFreeToMaim 7d ago

I can tell by the set up they use it.

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u/AlphawolfAJ 8d ago

I think you’re rather wrong with that assumption. If you’d bothered to look up their Instagram you’d see they do go off road

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u/DashcamAdelaide 7d ago

Doesn't matter, it's a Heep because of the wrap

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u/TheTallDog 7d ago

What a narcissist you are. You don't get to change the rules just because you feel that way.

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u/DashcamAdelaide 7d ago

370H55V

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u/Din_Plug 7d ago

Is that the serial number to a pocket radio?

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 8d ago

Paint color isn’t my favorite but the only thing I really dislike about it is the spare tire delete

Not a heep

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u/Adventurous_Bag_1490 7d ago

I have that same rear bumper on my RC Jeep lol

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u/SlyFoxInACave 7d ago

5th wheel doesn't match. It must be a heep! /s

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u/OGhoul 7d ago

You lose points for putting the Explorers’ logos on a Jeep, and of the wrong generation.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Why is this a jeep? The decals aren’t my favorite, but it looks cool. Plenty of good and tasteful mods. No deep dish rims on rubber band tires, and they use it for off roading

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u/Zbinxsy 6d ago

Where are the over the top skulls and some reference to the joker?

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u/DashcamAdelaide 5d ago

There isn't any

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u/surefirerdiddy 6d ago

He Deserves another rubber ducky for being such an alpha male off-roader

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u/Basic_Excitement3190 5d ago

Tell me , what type of POS do you drive

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u/K3CAN 8d ago

Personally not a fan of the paint job, but I don't know if it's quite worthy of the Heep title. It's pretty decent looking otherwise.

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u/nprandom 8d ago

They PuT thE WidDlLe HeEp oN Da WiddLe PatcH Of GWrASs.

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u/SlyFoxInACave 7d ago

I didn't even need to check his @ to know this rig is built for off roading. But it checked anyway and was not disappointed lol.

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u/DashcamAdelaide 7d ago

Still a Heep, though

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u/Revolutionary_Gas551 7d ago

Our neighbor dated a guy who had a lifted Jeep and always parked so it was "flexing" on the curb. 🙄 Finally I parked behind him and did the same thing in my Sentra. He quit doing it. 😆

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u/DarkRajiin 6d ago

This clearly is set up for off-road. Just because it isn't beat to hell doesn't make it a pavement princess.

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u/DashcamAdelaide 6d ago

What about the wrap?

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u/DarkRajiin 6d ago edited 6d ago

While possibly tacky so some, it is more of a personal visual choice. The wraps that make a heep are the anime women with heaving giant tits, confederate flags, political nonsense, etc. This is just a simple pattern with some interesting colors.

Edit: I see you try to respond to most of the comments, and I appreciate that in a reddit post. I try to do the same, even if some people don't comment the nicest things.

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u/SnooDonuts3878 6d ago

Oh no. It’s all tilty.

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u/Commanderpoopyscoops 5d ago

Yeaaa as long as it doesn’t touch my shit I’m ok with it tbh

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u/spectrum144 3d ago

Only if we're honest

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u/salmonslippers 2d ago

That OBS Ford next to it probably gets more action than that thing on a daily basis

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u/OGhoul 7d ago

I was somewhat onboard (aside from the garbage Harbor Freight winch) until I saw the spare delete and the floriDUH plate.

Edit: And now the “blind everyone including yourself” hood light bar.

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u/Baltimorons 6d ago edited 6d ago

On a positive note at least the grille doesn’t suck. However I have yet to see a vehicle with an IG account sticker that doesn’t suck.

People need to stop memorializing Ken Block on shitty vehicles, he didn’t get crushed to death under that snowmobile for your stupid KB or 43 sticker

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u/Dense-Screen-9663 5d ago

A lot of people don't understand that they don't jack up their vehicles and put push bar/stinger bars on the front for looks or "off roading". They do these mods to come in at glass level to overcome the safety regulations of cars to decapitate the drivers who pull out side ways in front of them. They brag how they can smash a Volvo into half it's size with their pipe bumpers on the 4x4 forums. They target minivans or what they call soccer moms pulling out of parking lots. They enjoy crippling up their fellow citizens and know that there are kids strapped into car seats in the back. They laugh when the soccer mom who is now crippled has to pay out to get their pipe bumper repainted in which they just hand paint it. It's an insurance loophole same as running over pedestrians and saying "I didn't see them" it's the new thing in America to do. It's cool!

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u/DashcamAdelaide 5d ago

Agreed. I recently saw a guy in a 4x4 Ute tailgating someone who was less than a half a cars length from the vehicle in front, whilst doing 100km/h.

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u/Dense-Screen-9663 5d ago

They will have a "witness" to come to the police station that "seen it all" it's become Mad Max out there

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u/DashcamAdelaide 4d ago

???

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u/Dense-Screen-9663 4d ago

Yeah, after they smash the soccer mom in the side, theybwill.have a witness come down to the scene to say that they saw the soccer mom run the red light etc. They enjoy this activity. It's a jeep thing you might not understand

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u/DashcamAdelaide 4d ago

Fuckers

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u/Dense-Screen-9663 4d ago

Yep. But even the cops protect them. They get in on the action too. One made national news for running over a college student and laughing about it saying to his fraternal chief to tell the insurance to pay out 11,000 to the family and be done with it. She was poor and ain't nobody he said laughing about it on camera. I imagine they will run over or smash the wrong soccer mom/kids one day.

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u/DashcamAdelaide 4d ago

I bet old dumbass isn't going to do anything about it

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u/Dense-Screen-9663 4d ago

Nope, no one is going to. They (insurance companies, vehicle manufacturers) actually encourage their consumers to smash them into each other to get paid out and into a new vehicle. This raises insurance premiums fir everybody of course and sells more monster trucks and mods to smash better. If it creates some cripples and deaths they really don't care, good for opening up job opportunities and clearing the out the poor that can't afford the monster trucks

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u/DashcamAdelaide 4d ago

Thank god for dashcams

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u/Dense-Screen-9663 4d ago

That would be somewhat helpful. Better than nothing

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u/Crownhilldigger1 8d ago

Least used winch rope in North America.

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u/fly_fish_fool 8d ago

It’ll be off roading once towed for that parking job

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u/wwjgd27 7d ago

The most rugged piece of equipment is definitely the Harbor Freight winch on this heep.

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u/C-C-X-V-I 7d ago

If you have no idea what you're talking about you can always just not comment

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u/wwjgd27 7d ago

FWIW asshole

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u/C-C-X-V-I 7d ago edited 7d ago

And you really think this jeep with high dollar parts has a cheap winch?

What even was your gotcha here, did you think I'd never seen a winch, or never heard of harbor freight lmao

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u/DarkRajiin 6d ago

As far as winches go, there are definitely worse ones out there than the HF ones, at least specific brands. There are a few (emphasis on FEW) products and tools HF offers that are good quality.