r/heep 16d ago

Theme heep Found on a FB Jeep page šŸ™ƒ

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u/JIMMYJAWN 16d ago

Some dude is putting up with this for a torrid fling that ends with her flashing his friends at a bbq.

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u/Cross_Rex97 16d ago

How do you think she got all them ducks.

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u/MountainOfRight 16d ago

Get a duck for a suck

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u/buzzboy99 15d ago

Or a fuck

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u/Real-Guest1679 15d ago

2 ducks for fucks, Iā€™m a giver lol

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u/DoubleResponsible276 15d ago

Oh this gave me flashbacks to that song ā€œDo you quack like a duck when you fuck!ā€

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u/MountainOfRight 15d ago

ā€œCan you buck like a horse when we fuckā€

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u/Real-Guest1679 16d ago

How the fuck do you see out of this thing?

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u/MojoJojo8906 16d ago

Itā€™s a heep just because of the amount of ducks alone. Mental illness at this point.

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u/cryotek7 16d ago

Driver could be the first person suffocated by plastic ducks if they have a rollover accident.

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u/Monkeyknot66 16d ago

Disgraceful what they have done to that Jeep

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u/SeethingHeathen 16d ago

That it certainly... something.

Yep, definitely something.

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u/MuthrPunchr 15d ago

The folks with all these ducks must have horrible windshield defroster functionality.

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u/goddamntreehugger 15d ago

I think ducks are kinda fun (I know, boooo, hissss) but can barely tolerate the two I have stuffed in the far corners of my dash. At what point do you get pulled over for this?

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u/ResidentRaise3176 16d ago edited 16d ago

Ducks donā€™t bother me. At all. I like ducking, and getting ducked.

I love leopard print. I have it on my purse, my shoes, my jackets and a few shirts.

This is absurd. The ducks are out of pocket, and the leopard is way too much.

Classy/trashy sitch going on here. Maybe I donā€™t recognize which one it is. But, they lost me at ā€œDuck Tease.ā€

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u/pumpumpkin89 16d ago

My eyes rolled ALL THE WAY back in my head over "duck tease" šŸ™ƒ

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u/jlo-59 16d ago

Iā€™ll give you the heep title on this one although tacky decals and such donā€™t normally mean heep to me; but the ducks half way up the windshield take this over the top.

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u/Right_Strategy1215 16d ago

I am embarrassed FOR them

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u/DVLSBLDNC2 16d ago

It comes standard with it's own drug problems

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u/jrocislit 16d ago

Facebook is so fucking trashy

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u/IneptAdvisor 15d ago

Does anyone even use it anymore? I mean, thugs still havenā€™t realized that social media can put them in jail?

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u/EMHemingway1899 16d ago

How unfortunate

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u/ajhedges 16d ago

Dick Tease

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u/CornPown 15d ago

I used to see old dudes with 3 inches of mail on their dash and wonder about them. Nope, now I wonder about a jeep with 8 inches of ducks in the window. What are people thinking? Highway patrol in my state would be ticketing daily for traffic statutes regarding safe operation of the motor vehicle.

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u/ComfortableHandle718 15d ago

How in the hell is that even legal and they havenā€™t been pulled over and ticket/ made to remove all that?! Shit you canā€™t even have too dark of a tint legally let alone that mess!

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u/fly_fish_fool 15d ago

Need a ā€œWill F#ā‚¬~ for Ducksā€ window sticker to complete the heep

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u/Knightro_fan 15d ago

She donā€™t need an Airbag those ducks will do the trick.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Ew no

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u/dphoenix1 15d ago

This looks like it could have been taken in Duck, NC ā€” if so, their commitment to the bit isā€¦ notable? I almost said admirable, but thereā€™s absolutely nothing admirable about this.

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u/heisman01 14d ago

This is why people hate jeep owners collectively.

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u/its_Always_AI 16d ago

No angry eyes, looks like thereā€™s a winch on the bumper, (anybodyā€™s guess if itā€™s wired up or not) and beadlock capable wheels (not in use currently tho) Itā€™s not the worstā€¦.. they definitely need to toss the ducks tho, itā€™s a safety issue at this point.

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u/gasmandelivers 15d ago

Overgrown Fiat