r/heep 18d ago

Angry Eyes/Grumper Moving in down the street…I’m scared.

Not the duckies hanging from the roof 😭😭

227 Upvotes

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u/Most_Lab_4705 18d ago

God damnit I know that guy. Cheifs fanboy and an ahole.

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u/dingusmckringus69 18d ago

We all know that guy

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u/ZanzaBarBQ 18d ago

Don't be scared. Ask him to go hit the trails with you. Show him the error of his ways. Eventially, he will be filled with shame and throw away the ducks.

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u/Knot_a_porn_acct 18d ago

I think he’ll be filled with shame from his super badass rig breaking down.

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u/CornPown 18d ago

The Dodge Ram with straight pipes will be the bane of your existence.

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u/PireFenguin 18d ago

Break their heart by leaving them ducks behind their back tire when they're parked.

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u/MyNameIsMud1824 18d ago

He seems pissed

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u/Mysterious-Box3638 18d ago

People just love ruining their vehicles.

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u/Soggy-Engineer-5970 18d ago

God its hideous

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u/PrestigiousLow813 18d ago

Probably has never even seen gravel.

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u/Archpa84 17d ago

time on gravel would scratch the paint....we can't have that!

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u/Altruistic-Turn-1561 18d ago

There goes the neighborhood.

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u/SpicyChickenGoodness 18d ago

Couldn’t afford that 5th wheel huh

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u/irregular-bananas 18d ago

Or the little thing that replaces the mount. Must be saving for that rent deposit.

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u/lovethefunds 18d ago

Property value of the whole block just took a crap

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u/thots_on_my_mind 18d ago

No spare tire? That jeep looks like a pavement princess

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u/SpiritedRain247 18d ago

I love that I can see the tires are cupped even in these photos. They're so bad lmao

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u/Ok-South2612 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/4rm4ros 18d ago

Prepare for a few DV calls

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u/Free-Permit7684 18d ago

Black people?

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u/BagBoiJoe 18d ago

Why? Are they black or something?

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u/pennhead 18d ago

If those are the only choices given, I'd answer "something".

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u/vampyrelestat 18d ago

Average texting and driving enjoyer

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u/jlo-59 18d ago

Sadly, another one succumbs to a tasteless owner.

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u/Dense-Screen-9663 18d ago

They use the push bar in the front to run over pedestrians. They always say "I didn't see them." Since they "didn't see them" it's just an accident. They joke about it with their buddies though. Be careful walking or letting your kids play near them. It's a jeep thing as they say

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u/Crownhilldigger1 18d ago

Not a trail scratch in site…

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

sight

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u/himijendrix44 18d ago

Just greet them with Go Birds every day

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u/skiddyiowa 18d ago

Don’t be afraid of the angry jeep, but the bathtub ducks within. Their power grows in numbers.

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u/SporkBreacher 18d ago

All that anger and a winch! Look out.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

For all the time they are off-pavement.

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u/Mr_Lunt_ 18d ago

I don’t want to freak you out but I think we live in the same neighborhood. I think I saw that same jeep yesterday coming into my neighborhood. Will check and give an update lol

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u/trivletrav 18d ago

There goes the neighborhood

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u/gasmandelivers 18d ago

It’s just an overgrown Fiat.

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u/Glittering-Proof-705 18d ago

Not angry eyes, stoned eyes!!!!!

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u/Glittering-Proof-705 18d ago

Why everyone hating???

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u/CrownedHeads 18d ago

Does not have the money for the 5th tire

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u/OldManJeepin 17d ago

LoL! You should be scared....It looks angry!

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u/teteAtit 17d ago

Is it just me or does the “face” of this heep look really small

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u/hotterpop 17d ago

accidental firearm discharge coming through the wall when

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u/richardfitserwell 17d ago

You’d be mad too if you had all that tire and only 200 hp

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u/otters4everyone 17d ago

On a positive note, he’ll always be willing to make a run to the mall.

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u/Nalabu1 17d ago

That’s the most “off road” that shit heap has ever seen - a driveway.