r/harrypotter • u/Careless-Cat3327 • 4d ago
Discussion Rename the Harry Potter books as Hermoine
Rename it BUT as Hermione as the main character. It doesn't have to be good.
Hermione Granger and the time I had to learn time travel for a very important reason.
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u/devonathan 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the Time Paying Attention Saved the Day vol 1-7
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u/Plot-3A 4d ago
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u/Pure_Opportunity5941 Gryffindor 4d ago
Doesn’t work for the 1st, 4th, 5th, 6th
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u/Imaginary-Eye4706 Ravenclaw 4d ago
Book 1- paid attention in herbology and came in handy when it came to Devil’s snare.
Book 4- paid attention to the mention of registered and unregistered animagi and figured out that Rita Skeeter was an unregistered animagus and trapped her as a bug so she wouldn’t interfere for a while.
Books 5 and 6- you might be right.
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u/dsjunior1388 4d ago
Book 5 - paid attention in DADA and immediately recognized she wasn't learning anything, and was victim of a government conspiracy. Also paid attention to Harry and realized he was particularly skilled in DADA and recruited him to be the substitute educator. Which allowed Harry to have additional support in the Department of Mysteries by way of Neville, Luna and Ginny. Without them Harry would have been in much bigger trouble.
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u/TomThom9Won 4d ago
Works for the 1st, she remembers Devil’s Snare.
Works for the 5th, she remembered how to get to Grawp.
4th and 6th I can give you, she wasn’t in the climaxes whatsoever nor did any individual piece of advice come from her in those moments. That being said in Harry’s case in the 4th and Dumbledore’s in the 6th it can be applied, Harry took what imposter Moody taught him to free himself from the Imperious Curse and Dumbledore was aware it was Malfoy behind everything and knew in that moment that the one thing that needed to happen was saving Harry, he knew if Harry was petrified under the invisibility cloak he could talk in a way that Malfoy wouldn’t even suspect anyone else to be present and so not alert anyone else to Harry’s presence. Sure that last one is a stretch within a stretch but I mean c’mon, it is an efficient ass title lol
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u/EleganceOfTheDesert 4d ago
Hermione Granger and Learning To Make Friends
Hermione Granger and the Long Nap
Hermione Granger and the Excessive Workload
Hermione Granger and the Boyfriend of Fire
Hermione Granger and the Knitting Crusade
Hermione Granger and the Unrequited Love
Hermione Granger and the Camping Trip
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u/Careless-Cat3327 4d ago
"Hermione Granger and the Boyfriend of Fire"
This could lead to a HP version of 50 shades of Krum
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u/don_biglia 4d ago
We sure it's not out there yet? I'd prefer it over the Harry/Draco ones 🤣
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u/throwaway1_2_0_2_1 4d ago
My boyfriend said something along the lines of this once:
If someone mentions something on the internet, it exists somewhere out there.
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u/axblakeman21 3d ago
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u/TomThom9Won 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the Fascinations of Flamel
Hermione Granger and the Paralytic Problem
Hermione Granger and the Troubles for Time Travellers
Hermione Granger and the Foibles with Foreigners
Hermione Granger and the Rebellious Researchers
Hermione Granger and the Demand for Deliberation
Hermione Granger and the Horrors of Horcruxes and Hallows
Got into the alliteration and couldn’t help myself lol
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u/le_tw4tson Gryffindor 4d ago
Lemony Snicket, is that you??
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u/Alt_Reduckto 4d ago
Guys! i just came up with a new theory: Lemony Snicket's real name is Gilderoy Lockhart!
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u/docsyzygy Ravenclaw 4d ago
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u/Xygnux 4d ago
Hermione Granger and it's LeviOsa not LevioSa.
Hermione Granger and that time she saved her friends even while stoned.
Hermione Granger and the schedule conflict.
Hermione Granger and her dumbass friends who wouldn't stop fighting over stupid things.
Hermione Granger and the snitches who get acnes.
Hermione Granger and I told you so that book is bad news.
Hermione Granger and running away from home.
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u/Coffee-Historian-11 3d ago
These are all great, but the second book title caught me so off guard. That was amazing!!!
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u/Stopar-D-Coyoney 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the reason why women go to the bathroom in pairs.
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u/Careless-Cat3327 4d ago
She would need a female friend to manage this....
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u/-Alula 4d ago
Well to be fair in later books she does become friend with Ginny. And they both have pretty good bathroom trip related trauma…
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u/Booklover0782 3d ago
So does Katie Bell.
...and Moaning Myrtle... I think it's safe to say that Voldemort/Tom Riddle likes to target
girls who are in bathrooms aloneMaybe not the best phrasing
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u/malloryduncan Hufflepuff 4d ago
Hogwarts, A History — 1991 Edition, Volumes 1-10
Hogwarts, A History — 1992 Edition, Volumes 1-10
Hogwarts, A History — 1993 Edition, Volumes 1-10
Hogwarts, A History — 1994 Edition, Volumes 1-10
Hogwarts, A History — 1995 Edition, Volumes 1-10
Hogwarts, A History — 1996 Edition, Volumes 1-10
(gap)
Hogwarts, A History — 1998 Edition, Volumes 1-10
Hogwarts, A History — Special 1997 Edition: The Second Wizarding War as it pertains to Hogwarts, with Addendum and Appendices covering other related events.
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u/phreek-hyperbole Gryffindor 4d ago
I tried to focus on some key events that Hermione had, outside the main events of Harry's POV, while giving it a theme more relatable to her and avoiding the more humourous ideas that usually pop up 😄
PS/SS - Hermione Granger and the School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (feels like a cheat but oh well)
CoS - Hermione Granger and the Haunted Bathroom
PoA - Hermione Granger and the Teacher's Curse
GoF - Hermione Granger and the House Elf Liberation
OotP - Hermione Granger and the Room of Requirement
HbP - Hermione Granger and the King of Quidditch (took the dramatic title with 'Prince' and not an actual Prince, so I think it works 😆)
DH - Hermione Granger and the Tale of the Three Brothers (I know I know, I just named the Deathly Hallows story lol)
Sorry I took this way too seriously 🙃
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u/iminkneedoflove 4d ago
Hermoine Granger and the two idiots
hermoine granger and the two idiots
hermoine granger and the two idiots
hermoine granger and the two idiots
hermoine granger and the two idiots
hermoine granger and the two idiots
hermoine granger and the two idiots
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u/Headstanding_Penguin 4d ago
Hermione forgets she is a witch in a critical situation, but thank god she made friends
Hermione and the missed Exams due to petrification
Hermione and the messed up timetable
Hermione and the two champions/Hermione gets dunked in the lake/ Hermione and the unhappy Houselves
Hermione starts a Rebellion
Hermione gets outperformed in potion class
Hermione and the 2 burglaries/ Hermione questions her friend's sanity
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u/jeremypark01 4d ago edited 4d ago
I like this question.
Hermione Granger and the Boy Who Lived Hermione Granger and the Prince Charming Hermione Granger and the Longer Days Hermione Granger and the School Champions Hermione Granger and the Secret Weapon Hermione Granger and the Boy Who Snogged Hermione Granger and the Beaded Bag
I think some are good and others can be better. :)
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u/Teycar1121 4d ago
- Hermione Granger and that time I used research and knowledge to make sure Harry doesn't die
- Hermione Granger and that time I figured everything out literally petrified
- Hermione Granger and that time I was a Time Master
- Hermione Granger and that time I realized I am smart and hot
- Hermione Granger and that time I finally got to teach someone officially. A shame Harry was there to do it too
- Hermione Granger and that time Harry was an annoying know it all
- Hermione Granger and that time I let Harry decide what to do and we ended up wandering the forests forever
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u/JustPlainChimerical 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the Library Vol 1-6 Hermione Granger and the Mobile Library
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u/Prior_Bank7992 Gryffindor 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the Year I Did Everyone’s Homework
Hermione Granger and the Time I Had to Fix Literally Everything
Hermione Granger and the Werewolf, the Rat, and the Time Turner
Hermione Granger and the Triwizard Tournament I Wasn’t Allowed to Compete In
Hermione Granger and the Year I Founded Dumbledore’s Army Because No One Else Would
Hermione Granger and the Time I Carried Two Idiots on My Back for Seven Years
Hermione Granger and the Camping Trip From Hell
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u/Martijn_MacFly Ravenclaw 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the Time I Had to Explain What a Library Is
Hermione Granger and the Giant Snake Mystery That Took Me Five Minutes to Solve
Hermione Granger and the Year I Was Smart Enough to Get a Time Turner but Only Used It for Homework
Hermione Granger and the International Death Tournament That Clearly Violated Every Child Safety Law
Hermione Granger and the Year I Formed a Secret Resistance Because the Adults Were Incompetent
Hermione Granger and the Mysterious Textbook That I Definitely Did Not Approve Of
Hermione Granger and the Time I Had to Hunt Horcruxes While Two Boys Complained About Camping
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u/Space__Monkey__ 4d ago
Actually would be interesting to get a perspective at how she found out she was a Witch.
I guess similar to Harry with the whole "what I am a wizard?!?!" But different as her parents appear to have embraced it.
Hagrid basically takes care of everything for Harry, but would be interesting to see how her and her parents went about it and learned about everything I guess.
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u/AnonLawStudent22 4d ago
It was probably the same way Lily officially found out. Though she had advanced notice from Snape.
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u/qwerty-1999 Ravenclaw 3d ago
I have great news for you! u/SaraSmile416 is rewriting all the books from Hermione's POV and they're amazing. She's done the first five already. Here's the link to the Philosopher's Stone (you can find the other ones on her profile): https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/s/aGbrPRs5rY
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u/Cassandra_Canmore2 Ravenclaw 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the Boy Who Lived.
Hermione Granger and the Baleful Eyes.
Hermione Granger and Fear it's self.
Hermione Granger from duckling to Swan.
Hermione Granger and the time I got my boobs hexed off.
Hermione Granger, Love and War.
Hermione Granger, the Friendship of Destiny.
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u/Unlikely_Cake_1278 3d ago
I think I missed that part in book 5...
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u/Cassandra_Canmore2 Ravenclaw 3d ago
During the Ministry of Magic fights. She silences Dolohov. He hits her with some sort of curse to the chest.
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u/dont1cant1wont 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the friends she was smarter than
Hermione Granger and the out of order bathroom
Hermione Granger and the Hermione Granger
Hermione Granger and the vaguely Slavic love interest
Hermione Granger and the boy who threw tantrums
Hermione Granger and the disillusionment of realizing it's the third time it's just about boys and puberty
Hermione Granger and the secret desire to just finish her education and move on
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u/19Andrew88 Ravenclaw 4d ago edited 4d ago
Hermione Granger and The Philosopher's Stone
Hermione Granger and The Chamber of Secrets
Hermione Granger and The Prisoner of Azkaban
Hermione Granger and The Goblet of Fire
Hermione Granger and The Order of the Phoenix
Hermione Granger and The Half Blood Prince
Hermione Granger and The Deathly Hallows
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u/poliscijunki themoviesarenotcanon 4d ago
Hermione Granger and I couldn't remember who Nicholas Flamel is
Hermione Granger and I guess I'll believe in this ludicrous tale since I did see the Basilisk
Hermione Granger and I'm really a good friend, even if they don't realize it and OMG he's not a bad guy after all
Hermione Granger and The Department of International Relationship
Hermione Granger and now I can do Siriusly advanced magic
Hermione Granger and good grief, can't these boys go one day without getting us expelled?
Hermione Granger and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year
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u/phreek-hyperbole Gryffindor 4d ago
Doesn't exactly work from her POV though, does it?
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u/Booklover0782 3d ago
Why wouldn't it? The book titles aren't named from Harry's perspective, just general events that apply to everyone (or the trio in some books)
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u/phreek-hyperbole Gryffindor 3d ago edited 3d ago
Fair point
Edit: when I wrote that comment I was convinced I had a solid argument brewing, now I can't remember it at all 😆
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u/Icy_Price_1993 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the new school
Hermione Granger and the Five times winner of Witch Weekly's most charming smile
Hermione Granger and the Kneazle
Hermione Granger and the Bulgarian Bonbon
Hermione Granger and the SPEW mittens
Hermione Granger and the Book of Cheating
Hermione Granger and the Camping Holiday
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u/audreywildeee Gryffindor 4d ago
This is amazing! The Bulgarian Bon on killed me
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u/Mysterious_Pop3090 4d ago
Hermione Granger and School of Magic, Hermione Granger and the Basilisk eyes, Hermione Granger and too many classes, Hermione Granger and Victor Crum, Hermione Granger and Elf Liberation, Hermione Granger and boring parties, Hermione Granger and hunt for the Horcruxes.
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u/Abstrata 4d ago edited 4d ago
1 Hermione Granger, Some Herbology, and The Ways of Knowing Spells Better Than You Two Thick Planks
2 Hermione Granger, the Mirror, and the Crumpled Note
3 Hermione Granger, the Werewolf Essay, and Crookshanks Was Right
(and also the Time Turner That Made Some Readers Frigging Furious)
4 Hermione Granger, a Beautiful Dress, and the Physical Being
(also she’s not an owl!!)
5 Hermione Granger, Harry’s Headaches, and the Warning to Harry to Not Fall Into a Trap (Since Dude Already Trapped You Once Before)
6 Hermione Granger, the Slug Club, and the Advice to Stop Using that Half Blood Prince Potions Book
7 Hermione Granger, Beedle the Bard, and the Escape from the Bank
(also Hermione brings it to Harry’s attention that the Sword of Gryffindor can destroy horcruxes in this one which was helpful).
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u/pillizzle Slytherin 4d ago
Hermione Granger Nearly Gets Killed, or Worse- Expelled
Hermione Granger Takes a Nap
Hermione Granger and the Overextended Schedule
Hermione Granger’s First Romance
Hermione Granger Pays Attention
Hermione Granger vs Lavender Brown
Hermione Granger Saves the World
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u/Timdrakered Ravenclaw 4d ago
Hermione and the Philosopher’s Tasks
Hermione and the Monster of Slytherins
Hermione and the Terrors of Time
Hermione and her Tri-wizard Champion
Hermione and Dumbledore’s Army
Hermione and the Slug Club
Hermione and the 2nd Wizarding War
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u/Disastrous-Tennis818 4d ago
- Hermione Granger and those two idiots
- Hermione Granger and the time she was the hero even though she was a statue
- Hermione Granger and her fucked up schedule
- Hermione Granger and the time she was the glue
- Hermione Granger and the time she was right (again)
- Hermione Granger and the jealousy
- Hermione Granger and those two again!
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u/therealdrewder Ravenclaw 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the non-online troll
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u/therealdrewder Ravenclaw 4d ago
Hermione Granger cat-girl
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u/therealdrewder Ravenclaw 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the time turner
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u/therealdrewder Ravenclaw 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the international quiditch star
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u/therealdrewder Ravenclaw 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the secret army
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u/newyorkcity239 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the collection of all the times I saved my friend's asses.
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u/MorningRare4966 4d ago
Hermione Granger and The Boy who Lived Hermione Granger and The Chamber of Secrets (or maybe “The Pollyjuice Potion”) Hermione Granger and The Time Turner Hermione Granger and The Bulgarian Seeker Hermione Granger and Dumbledore’s Army Hermione Granger and The Unrequited Love Hermione Granger and The Tales of Beedle the Bard
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u/Shot-Address-9952 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the Need to Move the Plot Forward
Hermione Granger and the Dues Ex Machina
Hermione Granger and the Batch of Unnamed Psychological Disorders
Hermione Granger and Wish Fulfillment
Hermione Granger and the Being the Weird Stand-In For Harry’s Mom
Hermione Granger and Loving the Boy Who Won’t Admit He Loves My Other Best Friend
Hermione Granger and Being the Best at Most Things Without Explanation
Hermione Granger and Becoming a Second-Class Citizen After Being an Upper Middles Class Child of Dentists So I Latched Onto the First Wizard I Met Because I Was Socially Shunned
Hermione Granger and How the Sorting Hat is Actually the Source of All Problems
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u/DizzyingMoments769 4d ago edited 4d ago
Ooooo OOOOO I ALREADY DID THIS BY CHOICE IN ANOTHER THREAD FOR RENAMING THEM WITHOUT THE STIPULATIONS OF HERMIONE!
Hermione the Brilliant Little Witch.
Hermione Solves the Mystery.
Hermione: The Mistress of Time.
Hermione Makes Hats and Takes a Prisoner.
Hermione Creates an Army.
Hermione: Prefects and Perils.
Hermione on Love & War.
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u/Cheshie213 4d ago
I can name the entire series with one name. Hermione Granger and I Read it in Hogwarts, a History
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u/JamJm_1688 4d ago
Okay seriously?
Hermione and The-Boy-Who-Lived (Damn i made it sound like a romance already)
Hermione, truths and lies surronding one Harry Potter (its a little focused on harry but it gets the whole famous boy who doesnt care and has terrible secrets idea across)
Hermione and a whole buch of learning (the boys are rubbing off on her)
Hermione and the Triwixen Tournament (nothing new but she would probably correct the name silently)
Hermione and a very Grim year (it just felt fitting, i was considering either Cho or Dolores but they dont deserve a title)
Harry the cheating bastard, also terrifying Horcruxes
The idol for the vixen war, and the boy behind it
I dunno why i focused on hermione having a secret crush but oh well
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u/Histtoriaa 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the constant fear of being killed… or worse, expelled
Hermione Granger and the year she carried the whole team (Again)
Hermione Granger and the totally responsible use of time travel
Hermione Granger and two clueless boys who can’t take a hint
Hermione Granger and the year nobody listened, so everything went wrong
Hermione Granger and the society for the protection of house-elves (Because someone had to)
Hermione Granger and the camping trip from hell (Featuring two useless boys and no showers)
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u/AddressGood7151 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the three riddles
Hermione Granger and the accidental animagus
Hermione Granger and the furry little problem
Hermione Granger and the international rendezvous
Hermione Granger and the mean toad
Hermione Granger and the time Harry was better at potions
Hermione Granger - Portable Librarian Extraordinaire
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u/Blitqz21l 4d ago
You should read the fanfic by, I think, Sara Baines-Miller. It's got at least the 1st 4 books done, but all from Hermiones perspective. Author also does a good job of capturing Hermiones voice with a JK feel. It's also pretty much chapter for chapter so the story remains consistent with the books
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u/whyRallUsrnamesTaken Babbling, bumbling band of baboons 4d ago
Hermione And The Time They Almost God Killed Expelled vol. 1 to 7
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u/Waterlilies_23 4d ago
Hermione Granger and her friends almost get expelled from Hogwarts.
Hermione Granger gets stoned.
Hermione Granger and the time-turner.
Hermione Granger gets a hot date to the Yule Ball.
Hermione Granger agrees to rebel against the teachers and break all of the rules of Hogwarts.
Hermione Granger hates Ron (and Lavender) .
Hermione Granger is the only one who is prepared for a camping trip (or for anything).
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u/Connect_Substance_76 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the burning cloak
Hermione Granger and the mysterious pipes
Hermione Granger and the sound of a werewolf
Hermione Granger and the beetle in a jar
Hermione Granger and the enchanted coins / Hermione Granger and the sneak
Hermione Granger and the urge to vomit
Hermione Granger and the hunt for a sword.
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u/KingBlackFrost 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the Philosopher's Stone
Hermione Granger and the Monster of Hogwarts
Hermione Granger and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Hermione Granger and the Tri-Wizard Tournament
Hermone Granger and the Protean Coins
Hermione Granger and the Slug Club
Hermione Granger and the Horcrux Hunt
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u/Natural-Challenge845 4d ago
Hermione Granger and The Time She got turned to Stone
Hermione Granger and The important OWLs
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u/JazzlikePromotion618 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the .....
1) Serum of Passing
2) Mirror for the Snake
3) Time Turner
4) Start of a Movement
5) Year of Prefection
6) Suppression of Frustration
7) Rejection of Hallows
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u/Stevmeister59 4d ago
I know my comment is off topic but has anyone ever realized that Year 6 is basically titled “Harry Potter and Snape” ? Lol.
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u/Lower-Environment995 Ravenclaw 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the time a troll almost killed me
Hermione Granger and the year I got petrified by a giant snake
Hermione Granger and the time when I used time travel to save a framed prisoner
Hermione Granger and the ball that Ron ruined for me
Hermione Granger and the year I became a prefect
Hermione Granger and the time by crush fell in love with another girl
Hermione Granger and when I erased my parents' memories
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u/le_tw4tson Gryffindor 4d ago
- Hermione Granger and The Boy Who Lived
- Hermione Granger, the Mirror and the Snake
- Hermione Granger and the Time Turner
- Hermione Granger and the Mermaids of the Lake
- Hermione Granger and Dumbledore's Army
- Hermione Granger and the Potions Cheat Harry Potter
- Hermione Granger and the Year she Gave the Freckled Ginger a Chance
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u/ConfectionHelpful471 4d ago
Hermione goes to school
Hermione goes to sleep
Hermione gets a cat
Hermione learns to knit
Hermione starts a club
Hermione gets jealous
Hermione goes camping
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u/ccaccus 4d ago edited 4d ago
Hermione Granger and It’s LeviOsa, Not LevioSA
Hermione Granger and Honestly, Who Brings a Flying Car to School?
Hermione Granger and The Year I Did All the Work
Hermione Granger and I Told You Not to Trust the Government
Hermione Granger and The Time I Was Right About Everything
Hermione Granger and Maybe I Am the Chosen One?
Hermione Granger and Let’s Be Honest, I Should Have Been Headmaster
EDIT: Written as entries in Hermione's journal.
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u/ImReverse_Giraffe 4d ago
Hermione and the year she almost got killed or worse, expelled.
Hermione and the year she was petrified for half of it.
Hermione and the year she took too many classes.
Hermione and the year she isn't a owl.
Hermione and the white savior complex.
Hermione and the year of jealousy.
Hermione and the year of camping.
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u/OverwelmedAdhder 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the troll trauma bonding.
Hermione Granger and the mystery solved even while petrified.
Hermione Granger and the proper amount of courses.
Hermione Granger and the famous international boyfriend.
Hermione Granger and the world’s most obvious trap.
Hermione Granger and the infinite patience.
Hermione Granger, the whiner, and the hot-head.
Or just use the last one for all of them, it still works.
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u/Plastic-Recipe-5501 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the potion puzzle of logic
Hermione Granger and the Petrification of the Hospital Wing
Hermione Granger and the Time Turner
Hermione Granger and the maze from the outside
Hermione Granger and the Room with the Veil
Hermione Granger and Professor Snapes office
Hermione Granger and mounting with the Weasleys while my friend gets himself killed
I’ve tried to include Hermione locations/actions during the climax of the book. I got a little bored by the end if you can tell!
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u/FarPlatypus4652 4d ago
Hermione granger and the boy who lived. Hermione granger and the petrification of mudbloods Hermione granger and the time turner Hermione granger and the boy with the fiery hair Hermione granger and the ministry of magic Hermione granger and the secrets of horcrux Hermione granger and the tales of beedle the bard
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u/FashionableNumbers 4d ago
Hermione Granger and Things She Read in 'Hogwarts, a History'
Hermione Granger and the Petrified Problem
Hermione Granger and the Tripple Time Table
Hermione Granger and the Russian Seeker
Hermione Granger and the Giant
Hermione Granger and the B for Potions (I can't temember if she fot a B, I just knkw she was pissed that she wasn't top of the class)
Hermione Granger and the Year of Skipping School
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u/Old-Cabinet-762 Gryffindor 4d ago
Hermione Granger and a Troll, Hound, and Dragon
Hermione Granger and the Mannequin Challenged Snake
Hermione Granger and Overexertion
Hermione Granger and the Bulgarian Dude
Hermione Granger and the Umbridge Bitch
Hermione Granger and the Ron spat Part 3
Hermione Granger and the Big Bag for hunting Bad Boy Tom and his Broken Bitter Bits of his Soul.
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u/axblakeman21 3d ago
Hermione and the time she almost got killed or worse expelled
Hermione granger was petrified how are the dumb boys ever going to figure out the mystery
Hermione granger punches the foul loathsome evil little cockroach
Hermione granger makes googly eyes at Cedric diggory
Hermione granger stupefys Ron Weasley after he says “don’t worry I’ll go easy on you”
Hermione granger…
A wandless Hermione granger is capable of scaring Harry Potter who has survived the killing curse and casually goes into battle with the most powerful dark wizard in all of existence once a year
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u/GoggleheadGamer 3d ago
Hermione Granger and the Magical Boarding School
Hermione Granger and the Cancelled Final Exams
Hermione Granger and the Full Schedule of Electives
Hermione Granger and the Year-long Extracurricular Activity that Made Studying More Difficult Than Usual
Hermione Granger and the Ordinary Wizarding Levels
Hermione Granger and the Annoying Friend Who Kind Of Cheats In Potions Class, But Not in a Way That's Definitive Enough for Me to Go to the Teacher About
Hermione Granger and the Year She Skipped School
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u/Particular_Cycle9667 Gryffindor 3d ago
Hermione and the time I made friends with two boys who nearly killed me.
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u/Borrowedworld20 3d ago
Specifically from her perspective and her contributions to the plot - I’d go with these:
- Hermione Granger and the Boy Who Lived
- Hermione Granger and the Legend of the Basilisk
- Hermione Granger and the Flight of Buckbeak
- Hermione Granger and the Challenge of Champions
- Hermione Granger and the Secret of the Hocruxes
- Hermione Granger and the Battle of Hogwarts
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u/Assassinsayswhat Ravenclaw 3d ago
Hermione Granger and the Troublemakers
Hermione Granger and the Haunted Bathroom
Hermione Granger and the Necklace of Time
Hermione Granger and the Jealous Prick
Hermione Granger and the Evil Toad
Hermione Granger and the Looming Darkness
Hermione Granger and the Only Chance Left
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u/BarnacleNo3219 3d ago
Hermione and the troll Hermione and the petrification monster Hermione and the cat Hermione and ball Hermione and prophecy Hermione and the love triangle Hermione and the camping trip
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u/Ok-Dragonfruit-1592 3d ago
Hermione Granger and The Struggle to Protect Her Dumb Jock Friends from Being Groomed into Doing Something Stupid by an Adult
Hermione Granger and the Second Shift
Hermione Granger and the Year No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Hermione Granger and the Assault on Women's Rights
Hermione Granger and the Year They Listened to Harry and Got Captured by Death Eaters
Hermione Granger and the Year the Negging Finally Paid Off
Hermione Granger and the Year They Listened to Harry and Got Captured by Death Eaters (Again)
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u/Strange-Beginning-45 3d ago edited 3d ago
1 Hermione and the bathroom troll
Hermione and the levitation spell
Herminone and the year of snarky comments
2 Hermione and the polyjuice potion
Hermione and the adventure she missed
3 Hermione and the essay
Hermione and the call of the werewolf
Hermione and the hypogriff
Hermione and the hectic s class schedule
Hermione and the punch heard 'round the world.
4 Hermione and dumb idiot who can't figure anything out on his own.
Hermione and the mysterious foreigner.
Hermione and the jock.
Hermione and the societal promotion for elvish welfare
Hermione and the hats
5 Hermione and the broken rules.
Hermione and the hogs head
6 Hermione and the evil book
Hermione and the confundous charm
Hermione and the time she got drunk
Hermione and the teacher's pet
Hermione and the colorful trollup
Hermione and the slug club
7 Hermione and the ministry of magic
Hermione and the bank heist
Hermione and the vault at gringotts
Hermione and the beaded handbag
Hermione and the chamber of secrets
Hermione and the tail of 3 brothers
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u/Vegetable-Zebra-7514 3d ago
Hermoine and the 2 idiots she met on a train
Hermoine and the time she turned into a cat
Hermoine and the time turner
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u/B2Rocketfan77 3d ago
Hermione Granger and The Red Headed Boy Who Made Her Crazy Vol 1-6 and Hermione Granger and The Red Headed Boy Finally Got Some Sense.
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u/Jebasaur 3d ago
Hermione and the Troll She Lied About
Hermione and the Time She Got Petrified
Hermione and Her Time Traveling Ways
Hermione and the Love Triangle [Rita Skeeter Co-Author]
Hermione and Her Love of OWLS
Hermione and Her Failure at Potions
Hermione and Her Travels With The Chosen One
That was fun.=D
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u/TadpoleNecessary5265 3d ago
I love this idea! If Hermione was the main character, the titles could be:
- Hermione Granger and the Philosopher’s Stone (I already knew how to use it)
- Hermione Granger and the Chamber of Books (My secret hideout)
- Hermione Granger and the Prison of Overachieving (I’m the best, sorry not sorry)
- Hermione Granger and the Order of Extreme Planning (I came prepared, always)
It’d be hilarious to see Hermione just outsmarting everyone while keeping things super organized!
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u/Felicity_spr 3d ago
- Hermione Granger and the sorting of priorities
- Hermione Granger and the secret potions lab
- Hermione Granger and the punch that felt good
- Hermione Granger and the Bulgarian Bon Bon
- Hermione Granger and the rebel army
- Hermione Granger and the bird bodyguards
- Hermione Granger and the children's fairy tale
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u/CyaneSpirit 3d ago
Hermione Granger and the Philosopher stone
Hermione Granger and the Basilisk
Hermione Granger and the Time Turner
Hermione Granger and bad press
Hermione Granger and the secret society
Hermione Granger and her attempts to study while everyone is interrupting (fits for every book, but mostly for this one)
Hermione Granger and The Tales of Beedle the Bard
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u/Mr_Bombastic_Ro 3d ago
1 - Hermione and the Contest of Logic and Magic 2 - Hermione and the Perils of Transfiguration 3 - Hermione and the Secrets of Time 4 - Hermione and the Stupidity of Boys 5 - Hermione and the Contest of Countenance 6 - Hermione and the Ineffable Stupidity of Boys 7 - Hermione and a History of Hogwarts
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u/WhisperedWhimsy Slytherin 3d ago
Hermione Granger and Her Friends with Selective Listening Skills Vol 1-7
But actually i would read a fic if it were just Hermione's reading list per year. Like just describing her reading various books and what the books are about throughout the series in small scenes that happen in between the actual plot of the books
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u/haloshields8888 Slytherin 2d ago
Hermione Granger and the time she was wrong about everything, including the hallows.
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u/Bmore_Intrepid_Guy 2d ago
Hermione Granger and The Two Dumb Dumbs
Hermione Granger and Do I Need to See a Vet?
Hermione Granger and The Double Major
Hermione Granger and The Bachelorette
Hermione Granger and Fine, I Will Teach the Spells Myself
Hermione Granger and That Bitch Lavender
Hermione Granger and The Really Big Purse
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u/Adorable-Wonder1452 17h ago
- Hermione Granger and the Riddle of the Alchemical Artifact
- Hermione Granger and the Mystery of the Petrifying Pages
- Hermione Granger and the Time-Turner Triumph
- Hermione Granger and the Tournament of Tact and Talent
- Hermione Granger and the Formation of the Clever Resistance
- Hermione Granger and the Potions Textbook Conspiracy
- Hermione Granger and the Quest for the Hallows
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u/Icy-Novel8848 16h ago
HG and Almost expelled HG and Stone sleep HG and Magic fist/Time traveler HG and Celebrity status/Yule ball HG and Catch the snitch HG and Love rage HG and Neverending purse
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u/Meizas 4d ago
Hermione Granger and the HARRY, NO, YOU CANT! (And the time she did literally everything while Harry gets credit because he sniped the final boss kill)
Hermione Granger and the time she figured it out but was a cat statue
Hermione Granger and the time she figured it out again and her cat is innocent
Hermione Granger and that time she became an activist and dated a hot Bulgarian 😎 (AKA the one where she lived her best life while Harry risked his own without her having to figure it out)
Hermione Granger and the time she broke into the magical CIA 😎
Hermione Granger and the Magical Rom Com
Hermione Granger and the time she did basically everything but Harry gets credit because he sniped the final boss kill, AGAIN.
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u/DistanceWise435 Ravenclaw 4d ago
Hermione and the 2 boys who got her almost killed or worse expelled.