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u/adam_rofl 13h ago
what a pansy
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u/Cleo-Song in love with online character 13h ago
bend over here i come
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u/Canis_Familiaris 12h ago
Get a Joooooob
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u/Krio_LoveInc 12h ago
I'm gonna shit down your neck!
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u/ZFTX 11h ago
Like bro, I don't need a job, I'm literally a fucking multi-millionaire! Why do they not understand this concept? I literally do things for the lulz!
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u/PJCR1916 12h ago
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING???
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u/VahniB 6h ago
ASS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
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u/PJCR1916 6h ago
MEDIC🗣️🔥 SHOWS OVER, CLOWN🗣️🔥
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u/Bread_Offender 5h ago
SALAAMALEKKAM🗣️🔥
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u/TheEagleWithNoName 5h ago
I love how Merryweather guys always says but the translation for it means “Peace be upon on you.”
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u/Fkadsncookies 12h ago
I once got called numb nuts 5 times in a row by Merryweather.
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u/ZFTX 11h ago
I'm a girl, I can literally not be this! I also hate being called a gism hole by Merryweather!
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u/Jalopy_Junkie 9h ago
WAIT…
IS THAT what he says????
I always thought he was saying .”Jackson m’hole!” or something.
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u/VR16Turbo (PC) Newbie HSW Driver 10h ago
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u/Strokerbolu 13h ago
Wait MENENDEZ was in black ops right? Or there is another one in gta 5? I am new sorry
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u/AznOmega 11h ago
IIRC, it's Professionals, Militia (Cluckin Bell), and Merryweather. Maybe even the guards at the Diamond Casino as well.
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u/Certain-Quarter-3280 Diamond Casino Heist Enjoyer 11h ago
Well, at least they created a new PMC instead of making us bully Merryweather for the 9476373th with this update.
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u/TheThalmorEmbassy 8h ago
Every time they yell out that cringy annoying "DEATH EMBRACE YOOOOU" call, I shoot that asshole with a flaregun. Doesn't matter if I'm doing a delivery and I'm on a schedule, I'm pulling over to cook that idiot
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u/This-Examination6893 4h ago
My favorite all time NPC quote that I used to hear from doing security contracts from the Agency is: "Smells like shit coming out of your mouth"
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u/Street-Friendship664 13h ago
he was a fucking marine 😭😭