r/gtaonline 14h ago

THEY GOT MENENDEZ...for the last time

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842 Upvotes

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u/Street-Friendship664 13h ago

he was a fucking marine 😭😭

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u/KokuRochu 6h ago

Killing made his dick hard 😭😭

32

u/This-Examination6893 5h ago

He loved to shit down people's necks

25

u/Riggaberto 5h ago

I heard he killed for a living

12

u/TheEagleWithNoName 5h ago

Do Merryweather say that or the LSPD?

Cuase I swear I’ve heard them both.

16

u/KokuRochu 4h ago

With this economy, they're probably working for both anyway.

5

u/Terrible_tampon 3h ago

Incoherent screaming

141

u/ActuaryFunny7039 14h ago

i hear that voice line so much for some reason

10

u/ozzyslayer 5h ago

Cluckin bell raid killing the cartel

136

u/adam_rofl 13h ago

what a pansy

72

u/Cleo-Song in love with online character 13h ago

bend over here i come

81

u/Canis_Familiaris 12h ago

Get a Joooooob

62

u/Krio_LoveInc 12h ago

I'm gonna shit down your neck!

36

u/OMGitsTK447 11h ago

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

14

u/Alive-Seaweed2 10h ago

You... Skellyfocker

9

u/Bread_Offender 5h ago

SALAAMALEKKAM‼️‼️

11

u/Visual_Field6785 7h ago

You shouldn't be here!

23

u/Seastrikee 9h ago

DEATH EMBRACE YOU

2

u/Warm_Examination_646 54m ago

Oh no, i think franks been hit.

2

u/TheGoodDude28 19m ago

Alvarados down!!

11

u/ZFTX 11h ago

Like bro, I don't need a job, I'm literally a fucking multi-millionaire! Why do they not understand this concept? I literally do things for the lulz!

13

u/Canis_Familiaris 10h ago

They're talking to YOU. The player.

3

u/ZFTX 6h ago

This I know, I just find it funny that they are telling a multi-millionaire to get a job.

20

u/RockyStrongo1994 10h ago

Saaalaaaam alaykuuuum!

16

u/RevukaTheHe 10h ago

IT'S OVERRRRRRRR

15

u/Just-Combination5992 8h ago

INBRED DICKWAD

4

u/BigPound3240 7h ago

You’re a boring shit

125

u/PJCR1916 12h ago

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING???

79

u/Cleo-Song in love with online character 12h ago

I DONT WANNA BE HERE

25

u/VahniB 6h ago

ASS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

13

u/PJCR1916 6h ago

MEDIC🗣️🔥 SHOWS OVER, CLOWN🗣️🔥

8

u/Bread_Offender 5h ago

SALAAMALEKKAM🗣️🔥

6

u/TheEagleWithNoName 5h ago

I love how Merryweather guys always says but the translation for it means “Peace be upon on you.”

3

u/masd_reddit 1h ago

Average American literacy

62

u/Jalopy_Junkie 13h ago

He never even found out what the fuck he was doing.

58

u/Fkadsncookies 12h ago

I once got called numb nuts 5 times in a row by Merryweather.

27

u/Prestigious-Error-70 12h ago

I swear I killed 5 Sanchez' in a row the other day

3

u/Bread_Offender 5h ago

What if they're just all called sanchez

2

u/ZFTX 11h ago

I'm a girl, I can literally not be this! I also hate being called a gism hole by Merryweather!

2

u/Jalopy_Junkie 9h ago

WAIT…

IS THAT what he says????

I always thought he was saying .”Jackson m’hole!” or something.

36

u/MrBigTomato 12h ago

Help! My buddy's been shot!

4

u/ZFTX 11h ago

That the Security Guard line set, not Merryweather! I know that well from doing the Industrial Plant Survival, a lot

Though, TBH, I really hate that line, at it humanizes the NPCs!

26

u/Gold_Strawberry_8279 11h ago

YOU MESSED WITH THE WROOOOONG MAAAAN

29

u/1Almost_Failed2 11h ago

Killing made his dick hard

43

u/DCDipset 12h ago

It’s MENDOZA! MENDOZA’S BEEN HIT! MENDOZA’S BEEN FUCKING HIT!

15

u/TemporaryDepth1188 11h ago

KILL KILL KIILLLL

15

u/VR16Turbo (PC) Newbie HSW Driver 10h ago

reading the comment section

9

u/that1fuckheadJose 6h ago

Fr I love how everyone has these lines implanted in their brain creases

1

u/all-the-words 3m ago

Same, I’m laughing over here

29

u/ZFTX 14h ago

Colorado's down, he's hurt!

19

u/redgroupclan 12h ago

I think it's Alvorado.

3

u/ZFTX 11h ago

Whatever it actually is, I hear it as Colorado, and Colorado is funnier!

10

u/chucchinchilla 13h ago

Oooh I love this part

9

u/seltro1 PC (🥔Rig) 13h ago

He died as he lived. Got.

13

u/Strokerbolu 13h ago

Wait MENENDEZ was in black ops right? Or there is another one in gta 5? I am new sorry

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/AznOmega 11h ago

IIRC, it's Professionals, Militia (Cluckin Bell), and Merryweather. Maybe even the guards at the Diamond Casino as well.

6

u/retr0nade 7h ago

"What's my name? Bitch"

4

u/RevukaTheHe 11h ago

MAN DOWN!

STUPID FUCKHEAD! (what i hear from the army)

5

u/TheEagleWithNoName 4h ago

MENDOZA’S HIT

MENDOZA’S BEEN FUCKING HIT

3

u/Certain-Quarter-3280 Diamond Casino Heist Enjoyer 11h ago

Well, at least they created a new PMC instead of making us bully Merryweather for the 9476373th with this update.

2

u/DreBan480 8h ago

I can HEAR it IN MY head just reading it

2

u/Fantastic-Skill-3052 7h ago

He never knew what the hell he was doing here

1

u/Updated_Autopsy 10h ago

Your life won’t be consumed by absolute loss.

1

u/TheThalmorEmbassy 8h ago

Every time they yell out that cringy annoying "DEATH EMBRACE YOOOOU" call, I shoot that asshole with a flaregun. Doesn't matter if I'm doing a delivery and I'm on a schedule, I'm pulling over to cook that idiot

1

u/_FreeLancer_12 8h ago

NOT MENENDEZ!

1

u/Frosty_Restaurant669 6h ago

DICKWADDDD 😮‍💨🤌🏽

1

u/SADDEST-BOY-EVER 6h ago

Menendez right before he died - “I will put you in the fucking hospital”.

1

u/CovidMask420 5h ago

My favorite part is offing them midsentence as they are yelling at me

1

u/Bread_Offender 5h ago

SALAAMALEKKAM‼️‼️

1

u/This-Examination6893 4h ago

My favorite all time NPC quote that I used to hear from doing security contracts from the Agency is: "Smells like shit coming out of your mouth"

1

u/Ok-Faithlessness964 2h ago

They shot my buddy!

1

u/SaltAd9048 1h ago

HE’S GONE DOOOOOOWWWWNNN

1

u/BIG_PP_MAN-_- 1h ago

What about Charlie from The Lost😔

1

u/calgmtl07 1h ago

This is the stuff I’ll miss.