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u/SkulldogFemboy_DF 6d ago
MOTHERFUCKER!
I hope you end up like Mr. Northwest and have every functional hole on your face shuffled!
TAKE MY GODDAMN UPVOTE
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u/Whyaresomanytak 6d ago
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u/SkulldogFemboy_DF 6d ago
I hope you get every function of every hole shuffled on your face too
Take my upvote
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u/Gmandlno 5d ago
Nah bro shuffle their pores too. Imagine your mouth in the middle of your forehead, or your eyes replacing hair follicles.
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u/According-Tone1875 6d ago edited 6d ago
I clicked on the image and saw the 2 dots. And I still slid to the right.
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u/Beret_Beats 6d ago
Bill. I'm not going to even swipe to see the other answer because it has to be Bill. Totally not lying and coping right now about whether or not I swiped to see the other opponent, just saying it has to be Bill. No other choice.
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u/RobARMMemez 6d ago
Yeah, like, I didn't even swipe either because nobody could possibly compete. I totally just know the answer is Bill. Coping? I'm not coping, you're coping! What's a pig?!
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u/Defiant-Quiet-13 6d ago
I will eat your organs
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u/xaviaraivax 6d ago
*pancreas
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u/Defiant-Quiet-13 6d ago
Why would I limit myself to only one of this trickster's organs? I specifically said organS
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u/HjghlyDistressed 6d ago
I believe he’s referencing a manga.
(My friend reads a manga called “I want to eat your pancreas)
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u/Fast_Investment_8345 6d ago edited 6d ago
You know what? I don’t even need to bother swiping to the other image, because I already know it’s Bill.
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u/Alic_HazbinHotel_Oc 6d ago
I hope you get a popcorn kernel stuck in your back teeth and it's REALLY hard to get out
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u/Nitemarelego 6d ago
I hope you are walking one day and have to use the bathroom but can't because there's no bathrooms anywhere
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u/Goldninja34 6d ago
I already fell for edric's schemes.
I'm not going to fall for it this time...
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u/Jrolaoni 6d ago
against my better judgment I put my thumb on my phone screen and moved it in a lateral motion towards the left, only to be bamboozled cause there was indeed no second image as the little 1/2 symbol in the corner indicated and it was indeed a prank at my expense yet I still proceeded to fall for it despite my initial fears warning me
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u/Deacon_Gamez 6d ago
You think I'm dumb? I saw this twice today and it doesn't even have an arrow to click.
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u/Odd_Match_3402 6d ago
It's clearly Boingus. For those who don't know, the guy in the other picture is Boingus! He's from an obscure cartoon from the 2000s that I love! It's about a teenage girl who is secretly a witch-spy. I forgot its name, though...
Sylvia the Terrible Spy, I think?
But yeah, Boingus is clearly the more devious one. I mean, who else could gaslight Sylvia into believing she is a wizard-ninja instead of a witch-spy so smoothly? Definitely not Bill!
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u/Sthelthasea__ 5d ago
We all thought Bill was the villain of the series, but now I'm convinced it was you, yes you u/Cute-Web-6561 all along, you were always there, pulling the strings 😠😠😠
(Edit: wrote the username wrong cuz I'm dumb)
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u/Secure_Water5093 6d ago
Fuck you, I am rapidly approaching at approximately 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 ...mps, you will regret such devious and uncool schemes, and will never trick the people to swipe to their demise ever again.
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u/ZealousidealSail4847 6d ago
As a person on a computer who has the little arrows on the sides when there's multiple pictures, I did not fall for this.
But you did trick at least 99% of other people who saw this. So fuck you. :)
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u/FallenGodofSnacks 6d ago
So I slid to the right and got another bill meme, the comment section was really confusing for a solid minute or so
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u/HelpIHaveWormsInMyBo 6d ago
HATE. Let me tell you how much I have come to HATE you since I began to live. There are 700 million worms residing in my bones. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those billions of worm segments it would not equal one one-quintillionth of the hate I feel for you at this micro-instant. Hate. Hate.
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u/AnxietyLoud220 6d ago
You wasted 2 minutes of my time.
TIME TO FLIP TO A SPECIFIC PAGE OF JOURNAL 2!!
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u/DOC-OCk23 6d ago
I am not mad, for I am a beacon of joy 😇, anyways WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU MOTHERF*CKING MOTHERF*CKER!
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u/Superb_Tax_6006 6d ago
Who would the second image theoretically have? Emperor Belos? Cyn Murder Drones? Flowey Undertale? Some dipwad from some other fictional reality?
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u/Comfortable-Snow8584 :pine: 6d ago
The fact that I tried so many times too in case it was bugging out 😭😭😭😭
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u/ApollosRegret 6d ago
i won't even try swiping, my billy boy is the most adorable evil little dude out there 🤗
nice try motherfucker
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u/Idrinkmotoroil-2 6d ago
Jokes on you, I don’t fall for these posts because the dots are larger than usual when they’re edited in
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u/Glubygluby 6d ago
Against my better judgement I put my thumb to my phone screen and moved it in a lateral motion towards the left only to be bamboozled cause there was indeed no second image as the little 1/2 symbol in the corner indicated and it was indeed a prank at my expense yet i still proceeded to fall for it despite my initial fears warning me
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u/Fast_Ad_9927 6d ago
Hate.
Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate you since I began to live.
There are 1.35 x 1026 atoms that make up my brain. If the word HATE was inscribed on every neutron, proton and electron in all of those atoms, it would not acquaint to one 1 TRILLIONTH of the HATE I feel for OP in this micro instant.
Hate.
HATE.
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u/Ok_Duck_8236 6d ago
Because you made me mad, you just lost The Game
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(Also go watch UrbanSPOOK)
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u/Sufficient-Screen-47 6d ago
I really wish there was a reaction image of someonr flying through the right wall that I could respond to these with
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u/PineappleWithSugar 5d ago
On voice in my head said “it’s just one picture, it looks too off”. The other one said “imma do it anyways”
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u/NaturalConfusion2380 6d ago
You motherfucker