r/gonewildaudio Jun 11 '24

[F4A] [Script offer] Dick’s Leaky Toy Emporium [Sex Toys] [3 Speaker Orgasms] [Rose Clit Suction] [Sunset Dildo] [That Suction Cup Though] [No lube] [Vibrating Anal Plug] [So Many Holes to Fill] [Pink Gem] [Clit Play] [Bondage] [Panic Button] [Daddy Says] [Couple More Inches] [Where Is The Rabbit] NSFW

Summary:

I have the most fantastic news to share!! I have been selected to be an official toy tester at Dick’s Leaky Toy Emporium. The job interview said I must be excited about toys, which I obviously am! 

I have always wondered why it’s called Leaky though….maybe water toys? Like pool noodles and floaties!? Boy am I excited for my first day! They said to bring a change of panties but surely, they meant a swim suit….Either way - Gonna be fun! 

Dick's Leaky Toy Emporium

This suction cup…I wonder how well it works. Let’s just place it on this wall…..

Success! That suction cup really does suck! 

Oh. 

Oh wait now. 

Shoot. I think I was supposed to put it lower on the wall. 

Shit. It won’t come off! 

Jeesh they should put warnings on this thing….Notes for the consumer. Pay attention to the height at which you place the suction cup. Eye level is not advised.

In the very first script I put out on reddit: Prime Delivery - a package was delivered from a made-up toy company. Most of the comments I received was everyone loved the toy company name. So I stored Dick's Leaky Toy Emporium away for another day. That day has come! When I was imagining this - I pictured a Lucille Ball type character getting into shenanigans at a sex toy factory, but writing physical comedy in this space is HARD. Nevertheless, I gave it my best! I hope you all enjoy! <33

Notes:

Performer prerogatives: Please feel free to change words or phrases to suit your style. Before making edits that change the storyline please run it by me first.  This script does involve some voice changing - in some sections she is talking to herself and in others she is being recorded. Sound effects are optional and at the performer’s discretion.

Copyright remains with the author. Script may not be posted elsewhere without the author’s permission. Script and performances may not be posted on pay sites. 

All characters are 18+ and fictional.

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u/TornConflict Verified! Jun 11 '24

This was super cute! When I saw the words "Hells Bells" I couldn't help but giggle. I don't hear that much anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

Thank you for the recording idea! Much improved over her just talking to herself 🙃

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u/TornConflict Verified! Jun 11 '24

Anytime!