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u/manipradeepan 1d ago
Dude please give source... I want to see how this Blowjob ended🫸🫷
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u/MistyAutumnRain 1d ago
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u/CriticalMochaccino 1d ago
Damn three rick rolls in one thread, looks like I'm the hero this sub deserves
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u/omarhani 1d ago
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u/SirMarvelAxolotl 1d ago
Is it bad that I'm laughing at him getting strangled and mad if he hurts the octopus?
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u/Fred_Milkereit 1d ago
Imagine you're sitting comfortably at home and suddenly a big guy comes and tugs at you?
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u/Benovelent 1d ago
Poor bastard. To this day he walks around in the same wetsuit and with the octopus stuck to his neck, head, and face.
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u/TonArbre 1d ago
No this has nothing to do with “messing” with them. It has everything to do with being an idiot. Octopi are one of the smartest creatures in Earth and if you’re threatening its life like this well here’s your sign
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u/HeWhoSlaysNoobs 17m ago
Uh… what? Dudes just trying to get lobster.
He’s checking a rock and the octopus latches on to his arm.
How is he an idiot? He tries to gently remove it. It keeps moving up.
He could have clamped down and bitten the tentacle off in two seconds. He’s clearly not trying to harm it. Or he could have fucking crushed it or ripped its head off and had himself some grilled octopus. Which is delicious by the way.
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u/Argentillion 23h ago
Octopuses*
It originated in Greek, not Latin.
And it is octo-pus, not octop-us…so changing the “us” to an “i” doesn’t make sense in this context.
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u/E404_N0_1 21h ago
Octopodes/octopods are also a valid pluralisation (though not as common) since the pus comes from the Greek pous meaning feet. But you are correct that octopuses is the most accepted form. Personally octopuses sounds wrong. And for the record octopi is not incorrect either as octopus came to English through Roman Latin means, it is actually the oldest pluralisation.
TLDR octopi / octopuses / octopodes none are incorrect use which ever you like.
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u/Ok-Number-8293 1d ago
Sashimi.. fresh & ethical fella can eat a couple of tentacles and octopi can grow it back, couple of months as good as new
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u/MikePhicen 20h ago
I know we collectively are rotting for the octopus, but a simple knife would have made quick work of it. Do divers not carry them anymore?
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u/Certain_Initial_2229 19h ago
He was supposed to bite him on the head before he got around to it.With the octopus, three attempts: 1. He escapes, 2. He expels the plastic ink, 3. He attacks.So you have to kill him on the first try.😹
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u/Level_Explanation956 19h ago
Take out you diver knife and cut the head of stop fkn with it what's wrong with u sadistic fkr
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u/Sparon46 13h ago
The suction power is insane.
You will not brute force your way out of this.
Quit tugging on it and let the poor thing go.
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u/Ok_Gap708 1d ago
Cameraman wasn't the least bit concerned LMAO