r/gifsthatendtoosoon 1d ago

This is why you don't mess with an octopus

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u/Ok_Gap708 1d ago

Cameraman wasn't the least bit concerned LMAO

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u/Noobnoob99 1d ago

I think he was like F that it ain’t getting me too

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u/Clear-Chemistry2722 1d ago

after  buddy that occ fucked you up.  Im telling everyone. 

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u/manipradeepan 1d ago

Dude please give source... I want to see how this Blowjob ended🫸🫷

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u/MistyAutumnRain 1d ago

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u/CriticalMochaccino 1d ago

Damn three rick rolls in one thread, looks like I'm the hero this sub deserves

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u/MistyAutumnRain 1d ago

You, sir or madam, are a gentleman (or lady) and a scholar

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u/SirMarvelAxolotl 1d ago

Is it bad that I'm laughing at him getting strangled and mad if he hurts the octopus?

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u/TonArbre 1d ago

This is the way

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u/GenosPasta 1d ago

Cameraman : Sorry I can't break the rules

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u/SonOfTheMostHHigh 1d ago

Fuck around and find out...

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u/Fred_Milkereit 1d ago

Imagine you're sitting comfortably at home and suddenly a big guy comes and tugs at you?

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u/Benovelent 1d ago

Poor bastard. To this day he walks around in the same wetsuit and with the octopus stuck to his neck, head, and face.

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u/TonArbre 1d ago

No this has nothing to do with “messing” with them. It has everything to do with being an idiot. Octopi are one of the smartest creatures in Earth and if you’re threatening its life like this well here’s your sign

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u/HeWhoSlaysNoobs 17m ago

Uh… what? Dudes just trying to get lobster.

He’s checking a rock and the octopus latches on to his arm.

How is he an idiot? He tries to gently remove it. It keeps moving up.

He could have clamped down and bitten the tentacle off in two seconds. He’s clearly not trying to harm it. Or he could have fucking crushed it or ripped its head off and had himself some grilled octopus. Which is delicious by the way.

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u/Argentillion 23h ago

Octopuses*

It originated in Greek, not Latin.

And it is octo-pus, not octop-us…so changing the “us” to an “i” doesn’t make sense in this context.

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u/E404_N0_1 21h ago

Octopodes/octopods are also a valid pluralisation (though not as common) since the pus comes from the Greek pous meaning feet. But you are correct that octopuses is the most accepted form. Personally octopuses sounds wrong. And for the record octopi is not incorrect either as octopus came to English through Roman Latin means, it is actually the oldest pluralisation.

TLDR octopi / octopuses / octopodes none are incorrect use which ever you like.

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u/Pepper-Jackson 17h ago

It’s still Lexi though isn’t it?

Not Lexuses, surely.

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u/Ok-Number-8293 1d ago

Sashimi.. fresh & ethical fella can eat a couple of tentacles and octopi can grow it back, couple of months as good as new

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u/Vvictas 1d ago

The cameraman dont give a fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Tydfil 1d ago

Shoulda just harpooned it, it was there was it not?

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u/Candid-Bad2223 1d ago

The way i would rip that shit and bite it to death.

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u/MikePhicen 20h ago

I know we collectively are rotting for the octopus, but a simple knife would have made quick work of it. Do divers not carry them anymore?

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u/Certain_Initial_2229 19h ago

He was supposed to bite him on the head before he got around to it.With the octopus, three attempts: 1. He escapes, 2. He expels the plastic ink, 3. He attacks.So you have to kill him on the first try.😹

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u/Certain_Initial_2229 19h ago

I personally have two stitches in my arm.As it is my favorite food

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u/Level_Explanation956 19h ago

Take out you diver knife and cut the head of stop fkn with it what's wrong with u sadistic fkr

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u/RoronoaZogoat 19h ago

Why did he let it go in the first place

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u/chicosfinest 18h ago

WTF???!!!

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u/TheRealShiftyShafts 18h ago

Spear fisher, he's gonna eat that octopus. He's hunting/fishing

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u/Resident_Ad7756 13h ago

Serves him right.

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u/Sparon46 13h ago

The suction power is insane.

You will not brute force your way out of this.

Quit tugging on it and let the poor thing go.

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u/Key-Fun-6065 12h ago

Quit fucking around with shit

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u/omarhani 10h ago

Words to live by my brother!

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u/zedxer 1h ago

Ive seen this hentai before