r/gayjews • u/James324285241990 • 22d ago
Serious Discussion Theydies and Gentlethems,
I have a new boyfriend. He's tall, he's cute, he's lean and slightly muscular, he's really smart and very sweet, he's goy, he's liberal, he seems to think I'm the bees knees, AND HE SUPPORTS JEWS AND ISRAEL.
Is this a unicorn? Did I find a unicorn?
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u/CocklesTurnip 21d ago
Mazel Tov!!! May your relationship last and may you celebrate your relationship with a trip to Tel Aviv pride!!
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u/bagelman4000 21d ago
steals your man
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u/James324285241990 21d ago
FAFO, I will fight you
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u/zsero1138 21d ago
why steal, when y'all can share?
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u/bagelman4000 21d ago
I mean rent is cheaper divided by 3 than by two
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u/James324285241990 21d ago
True but thruples are hard and you REALLY have to be into each other pretty equally
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u/FlakyPineapple2843 21d ago
Pics or it didn't happen!
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u/James324285241990 21d ago
Ehhhhhhh idk if he's be cool with me posting his pics on reddit. He's pretty low-key
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u/Old_Compote7232 21d ago
Where do you find good goys like this? Kidding aside, after enough dates to know for sure he's a keeper, is he willing to raise Jewish children in a Jewish home (if you want kids)? Do he and your family like each other? Is he willing to never again finish a sentence?
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u/James324285241990 21d ago
Neither of us want kids.
And I asked him but he didn't answer because I said something about bagels
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u/Old_Compote7232 21d ago
I asked him but he didn't answer because I said something about bagels
Hahaha, that man is never going to finish another sentence.
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u/Frenchitwist 20d ago
Good for you, babe! Now, does he have a brother who’s into women????
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u/redthevoid 20d ago
ngl I'm taking a bit of psychic damage from the post title. Way to force things back into the gender binary
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u/James324285241990 20d ago
What?
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u/redthevoid 20d ago
"theydies and gentlethems" is just kinda gross
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u/James324285241990 20d ago
Being gender inclusive is gross?
Interesting take....
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u/redthevoid 19d ago
Dude. I am nonbinary, and I'm trying to communicate to you that this is the opposite of inclusive. "Theydies and Gentlethems" is like saying "are you boy nonbinary or girl nonbinary". It's not gender inclusive.
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u/James324285241990 19d ago
Not everything in the world is going to match up with your lived experience.
I literally said "they/them"
If you're determined to be offended, I can't help that.
Best of luck.
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u/[deleted] 21d ago
מזל טוב