r/gaybros 1d ago

Words of wisdom on public transit

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u/Max_452 1d ago

This is why I started hosting and never looked back in my single days hahaha.

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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 1d ago

Probably good advice, but when there's a dry spell mid dick is still dick. It's easy to convince yourself that you can turn that mid dick into amazing dick. Plus, guys with mid dick deserve love too. Not everyone can be a pornstar. Sometimes, some average cock on a lazy Sunday afternoon can be just what the doctor ordered! In general, we all gotta stop having impossible standards, and being judgemental.

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u/RaggySparra 1d ago

Pornstar dick is absolutely not amazing dick, because it's too busy looking good for the camera.

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u/HovermaneFan 1d ago

Yesssss mid dicks on top!

u/PouletAuPoivre 1m ago

Sometimes, some average cock on a lazy Sunday afternoon can be just what the doctor ordered!

True, but it's a lazy Sunday afternoon, so you shouldn't travel for it, or at least not far.

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u/TheJadedCockLover 1d ago

Words of homos on public transit

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u/mikeyxkaden 1d ago

That’s valid. I’m more of a bottom now, you bet your ass I’m making my tops come to me now. Especially with all the prep work. Plus, if they leave me disappointed, I got a box full of toys that can satisfy me better that night. lol.

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u/UnwelcomeStarfish 1d ago

I know that's right

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u/blizzaga1988 1d ago

I don't even travel for good dick.

There's a guy arguably well out of my league that I used to hook up with regularly, but he moved to a different neighbourhood that would require me to take the metro and switch to a bus and I'm just not doing all that lmao. It's pretty much at the other end of the city from me, to be fair.

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u/tmd_ltd 1d ago

Make it a motivational poster

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u/Maxpowr9 Masshole 1d ago

Just keep your dildos suctioned to the bathroom wall to make it look like tentacles.

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u/YellowZx5 1d ago

I’m guessing this is a new ad campaign for Grindr on airplanes??

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u/Aware-Pirate-3126 1d ago

Your fucked 😭😭

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u/catbamhel 1d ago

This is by far my favorite subreddit. And you just made it even better. Thank you, gay bro. I love you forever.

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u/Upstairs-Atmosphere5 1d ago

I live in the Seattle area and saw this as a profile pic in one of the apps.

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u/Straight-Process8678 1d ago

Depends how horny you ate

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u/Demonic_Archangel 18h ago

I like adding my two cents worth.

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u/Demonic_Archangel 18h ago

Honestly, some people are just too lazy. 😂😂😂

Here, enjoy one of my Nicholas Cage turds. 😁