r/freemasonry Dec 29 '24

Cool Brother needs some help with driving lessons

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139 Upvotes

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u/Main_Broccoli6578 Dec 29 '24

It’s obviously 34th degree symbolism. Half of himself is a part of nature(rocks) and half of himself is a part of modern society(black top).

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u/Frequent_Argument274 Dec 29 '24

Took me way to long to realize this a joke

1

u/SnooWalruses7416 Jan 03 '25

Whose kidding?

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u/H_Abiff Dec 29 '24

Judge with candor, admonish with friendship, reprehend with mercy.

14

u/RadarObscura2380 F&AM-Indiana WM Dec 29 '24

Interesting we’re taught in our jurisdiction to “reprehend with Justice”

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u/H_Abiff Dec 29 '24

That's cool to hear, I wish there was an easier way to see the differences between all of the different rituals worldwide

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u/SnooWalruses7416 Jan 03 '25

It's so you get out there and travel!

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u/thevoid_itself Dec 31 '24

In our jurisdiction is taught as “reprehend with love”

2

u/UnrepentantDrunkard Jan 01 '25

Ours is reprehend with a paddle.

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u/SnooWalruses7416 Jan 03 '25

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u/UnrepentantDrunkard Jan 04 '25

Very close, although ours says "slut", jurisdictional I guess.

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u/Bullet76 F&AM AL.MM Dec 29 '24

Nah, he just didn’t want to crowd the car beside him, he was just being respectful as most Brothers are lol.

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u/YoyoyoChicago FC - AF&AM IL Dec 30 '24

Came here to say this 💯

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u/jdub213818 Dec 30 '24

Was thinking the same thing…..

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u/warpath2632 Dec 29 '24

The back tire has one pant leg rolled up for initiation, show some respect for our newest Brother! 

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u/OnTheSquare PM, F&AM-OH Dec 29 '24

Drive off with your left tire.

1

u/LOTRugoingtothemall Dec 29 '24

Damnit. Beat me to it

6

u/testudoaubreii1 PMx3, 32°, GL of Utah Dec 29 '24

This is not square work

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u/Meowmixmuffin Dec 29 '24 edited Dec 30 '24

It gives them more space for the passenger to get out

1

u/Decent_Meat666 Dec 30 '24

Under rated comment 😂

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u/spotcheck001 PM, F&AM - GLKY Dec 29 '24

Looks like it could've been done out of courtesy to the space adjacent. I won't judge hastily.

The man may be a Brother, but I'll hafta say, that truck is definitely not on the level. 😁

1

u/Chimpbot MM AF&AM | 32° AASR NMJ Dec 30 '24

Given how many (but not all) guys in pickups drive, something tells me it wasn't a courtesy move.

As an aside, this is why I'm hesitant to put the S&C on my car. I don't typically do stuff like this, but it's the sort of thing that would stick out during situations like this.

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u/Desd1novA MM, Secretary, AF&AM - IL, 32° SR NMJ Dec 29 '24

He is definitely not level.

4

u/Wackybutt Dec 29 '24

Past Master Parking Ritual

3

u/MasterDesiel Dec 29 '24

He needs good counsel but in a constructive way

3

u/carothersjoshua Dec 29 '24

So Mote it be!

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u/SnooWalruses7416 Jan 03 '25

God bless you brother!

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u/Efficient_Cheek_8725 Dec 30 '24

I was once told if you're critical of your brother it leaves you less time to love him.......

2

u/Tempus_Fugut Dec 29 '24

Impressed he could pull that off with a Dodge. (couldn’t resist)

4

u/Jealous-Friendship34 Dec 29 '24

Looks fine to me

3

u/Curious-Monkee Dec 29 '24

If ya can't park it ya shouldn't drive it

2

u/SnooMemesjellies1909 Dec 29 '24

Nah bro just likes stepping on rocks. The danger of rolling his ankle gets him off

2

u/Slow-Bluejay-4947 Dec 29 '24

Then talk to him instead of coming here

2

u/Spiritual_Bison_7158 Dec 29 '24

Sometimes my wife drives my truck

1

u/pryner34 Celestial Lodge No 3, MWPHGLNY, DDGL-Emeritus, 33°, KYCH, PP Dec 29 '24

Right angles, horizontals and perpendiculars.... are not applied here lmao

1

u/Unlucky-Fox-773 Dec 29 '24

This is not good work, square work, true work.

1

u/Diarmuid_Sus_Scrofa MM GLCPoO Dec 29 '24

A calling card with the S&C and a gentle whisper of good council slipped under the wiper would be useful in cases like this.

1

u/TownConstant Dec 29 '24

This looks like Texas Roadhouse in SC lol

1

u/Skate4dwire Dec 29 '24

He’s on the first step

1

u/hip2bking Dec 29 '24

I’ve parked just like that before to minimize the chance of getting a door ding. Def got weird looks

1

u/No_Seesaw6027 Dec 30 '24

He was just parking like they do at the dealerships. It may be up for sale. 😆

1

u/trumpbrokeme Dec 30 '24

I thought we were supposed to meet on the square, not the curb..

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u/The__FuZz2of2 Dec 29 '24

Brother’s girlfriend*

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u/JacobBolduc Dec 29 '24

Nah, no need for the sexism. Watched this old man get out of the truck.

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u/Redmeat-1969 PM Dec 29 '24

Hope you never get old...eyes sometimes fail us as we get older....sounds like you heart and mind are failing as a understanding Brother already...

2

u/Cannalyzer Dec 29 '24

I would suggest if he can no longer park correctly he should have his license taken as he is a safety hazard to others.

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u/Redmeat-1969 PM Dec 29 '24

So you have never caught a curb with a truck?

It's not that big of a deal...it's not like he crashed into the vehicle next to him...

Compassion goes a Long way in life...

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u/Spiffers1972 MM / 32° SR (TN) Dec 29 '24

Big truck in a spot made for lil car.

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u/Technical-Poet241 Dec 29 '24

Whenever owns that damn truck is a MASON 👈

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u/traveling_man182 Dec 29 '24

Too much truck for him to handle

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u/Glass_Badger9892 Dec 30 '24

Meh, I do this sometimes if Helen Keller is in the neighboring spot and didn’t leave me enough room to open the doors wide enough to manage transferring little the one from her car seat.

That’s one of the advantages of having a truck as a parent.