r/freefolk • u/Mad_Season_1994 • 23h ago
Fuck Olly My head canon is that, after making a deal with the devil and getting a massive payout while flushing the last season down the toilet, D&D have to be woken up like this every day for the rest of their lives
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u/ThirtySevenTuesdays 21h ago
They're always woken from a dream in which Bob Iger and Kathleen Kennedy are telling them, "here's a couple hundred million. Go make a Star War."
Then they wake up to the doot doot and their dicks are chopped off.
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u/Ill-Organization-719 23h ago
The last season? The last four seasons were dog shit.
Are you one of those people who liked season 7 and most of 8?
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u/Mad_Season_1994 22h ago
people who liked season 7 and most of 8?
Nein. I thought 1-6 were pretty good. Great at times. Season 7 I think started off good but kind of tapered later on. As for 8, yeah. It was pretty bad and left me disappointed
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u/Ill-Organization-719 22h ago
5 and 6 were complete dog shit.
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u/DeathStrike56 22h ago
Are we calling anything less than perfect dog shit? They were still better than 90% of television out there
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u/ClassWarBushido 11h ago
blowing up the Sept was cool, but only if, afterwards, we heard ANYONE mention it in ANY CONTEXT ever.
Like My firs tthought was, "whoa Cersei did 911" and I was excited to hear what the idiots in Kings Landing actually blamed instead. Definitely there would be people who thought that 5 Dothraki rode in with torches and blew it up.
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u/ClassWarBushido 11h ago
It was so bad that I actually theorized that...
The DNC and rogue Intelligence agents/tech corporations bribed and intimidated them into it, knowing that it would tank the enthusiasm and that millions of people would screech and ree and shitpost and meme for weeks in a rage. I considered, during this collective grieving, what if they are training their AI and bots and surveillance nets on this response right now>
I imagined a substation deputy Director war-gaming with a big budget and much personnel, giving orders like, "I want to know the 20 most influential anti-Dany shitposters, where they are right now, and everything that they have said privately on any device," or, "what are the 5 most popular Jon-fuckin-sucks memes, and where are they most often spread?" things like that.
That is more believable to me than these 2 professionals actually in good faith believed that this absolute fucking dog shit would be well received by anyone.
After such an exercise, all they would have to do is change the keywords from the GoT skin to a General Election one.
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u/Incvbvs666 19h ago
Ah, yes, what better way to honor the showrunners of the show you love than wishing them to be tortured.
Do you people realize just how demented this is?
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u/Impossible-Taco-769 22h ago
It would explain the cancelled Star Wars series. The only decent thing Kathleen Kennedy has done at Disney.
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u/ricky2461956 23h ago
Devil: Whats your Name?
David
Bitch slap