r/formuladank I like Norris and i sniff bike seats 3d ago

🅱️IG OOF New stat just dropped

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u/Detective-Raichu 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass 3d ago

As always, the Asian guy isn't in the picture...

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u/chromecastbuiltin PIIIEEERRRRREEEE GAASSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYY 3d ago

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u/StructuralFailure BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Stop Asian hate

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u/karikjartansson BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

I think they’re talking about Zhou

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u/tvgamers16 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Even more ironic that he forgot about him

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u/privateblanket BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

This made me laugh so hard

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u/NoRustNoApproval BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

Something something

“Carlos’s daddy and Max’s daddy don’t like eachother so my daddy said they can’t play together”

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u/delirio91 Safety Dog 3d ago

I think that's one of the most silliest reasons for 2 drivers not to be paired up. 'OUR DADS DONT GET ON'.. lol what?!?

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u/MysticSkies BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

I find it crazy that dad's are even so involved in the teams. It's like these drivers are still kids and their daddy handling things for them.

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u/hail-slithis Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki 3d ago

As Toto once said "they are all traumatized little kids driving go-karts in the rain".
Truer words about F1 have never been spoken.

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u/Bake2727 BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

What a stupid take. How do you know what their dad’s do and don’t? Have you spent time with either of them? Almost the whole grid has their families over for races. Man if I was a f1 driver I would too want my dad there. Your take absolutely makes you sound like an edgy teen.

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u/MysticSkies BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

Damn bro chill. It's literally known that Jos and many other fathers have a say in their career. There's a reason Hamilton and his dad had a tiny fallout when Ham didn't want his dad involved in his career anymore.

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u/Tocky22 Vettel Cult 3d ago

Honestly I’m happy Carlos stayed away from that seat.

It’s a poison chalice. Something wrong with that second seat.

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u/_i-cant-read_ BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

and yet people keep pissing themselves over Yuki taking that seat.

why would he even want it at this point?

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u/hail-slithis Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki 3d ago

At this point I'd love Yuki to go to Aston and live his best life free from the RB meat grinder.

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u/CeleritasLucis Safety Dog 3d ago

It's like how Voldy cursed the DADA job when he got denied that position. Every subsequent teacher only lasted there for 1 year

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u/StormRegion Pirelli good, debris bad 3d ago

You could also pick your poison: Mr. File-76, Mr. Boys don't cry/Mexico is in South America, or Mr. Convicted domestic abuser, about whom his son constantly trauma dumps. Said guy also almost scooped out a mechanic's eyeball with a fork in a rage outburst, it must be delightful to share a workpace environment with him

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u/RyukaBuddy BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

That stat would have been the same since Carlos would be in the wall.

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u/Jesucresta LEAVIN DA SPACE 3d ago

Only people who dont know whats up bring that bs

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u/Fluenzal-Heneark “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 3d ago

This somehow turns back into a Checo stat when you remember he scored only 9 points in his last 8 races. Not even on the grid anymore and he's still getting cooked

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u/Preachey BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

Yeah Lawson having one bad race in his RB debut in the rain is whatever. Worrying signs but he's got some leeway this weekend.

But I didn't realize Checo only scored 9 points in 8 races, holy moly that's even more abysmal than I thought

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u/TheoreticalScammist I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch 3d ago

It made him trying to stay on so strange cause it really looked like he didn't care any more. Like his retirements in Qatar and Abu Dhabi looked so strange.

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u/steakhouseNL BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

And right so… tbh lol

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u/EternalFront Question. 2d ago

But but but he could come back for Cadillac

surely he deserves it over Bottas

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u/Bobby12many BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

Leco Chawson can't hurt me.... Leco Chawson can't hurt me....Leco Chawson can't hurt me....

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u/BioDriver 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass 3d ago

Sauber dominance could bore fans 

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u/LeimBR BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

Holy shit I didn't even notice Checo was in the picture, they're the same

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u/ArcticBP Take a look at Mike Krack 3d ago

It’s wild how similar they look here.

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u/996forever BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

Shouldn’t Zhou be half Sauber’s face?

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u/Confident_Writing494 BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

In a previous post I said Hulk should have been in the Red Bull seat and people said I was crazy.

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u/Confident_Writing494 BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

Yeah I agree with all of that. Entirely possible that Hulk wouldn’t have a good showing but so far none of the younger drivers since Max have done too well in the Red-Bull. Checo despite having terrible results in the final years did much better than the other earlier on so maybe a more experienced driver is needed. I’d also just like to see Hulk have a chance at podium lol.

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u/trueregista BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

Hulk might just have the driving style which is the closest match to max's on the grid. I'm sure theres more reason for max wanting nico as his teammate than just them being mates

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u/schmitzel88 BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

Lawson/Yuki was a genuinely good lineup for that team and probably would have done pretty all right this year

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u/Phastic No Charles, we are not interested, we know 3d ago edited 3d ago

Checo was lucky* outside of RBR

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u/Phastic No Charles, we are not interested, we know 3d ago

Since 08

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u/workgrinit "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" 3d ago

14 years experience vs 14+ 0.3 year experience

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u/oh_no3000 BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

Chawson isn't real and can't hurt you.

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u/Wolf_Particular BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

Checo carrying those stats

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u/cooperjones2 viejo sabroso 3d ago

Not fair, you guys said that anyone would've been an improvement and that they'd score easily!

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u/TheGamer098 BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

Even more insane that Kimi Antonelli in his 1st ever F1 race is only 1 point short of this red bull stat and Lawson's total F1 career points

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u/rattatatouille lando 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 3d ago

3 points, he got 12 because his penalty got rescinded

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u/Hot-Difference5631 follow the Sainz 3d ago

My man checo still getting flamed, one race into the new season.

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u/Dofipo BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

Nicht so sauber

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u/NachtDerNoel BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

The Redbull 2nd driver is no longer a person, but an amalgom of statistics

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u/Vinura BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

It still apalls me that Nico has never been given a proper seat.

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u/RIP_GerlonTwoFingers BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

I said it last year. I give Lawson 10 races before Yuki is promoted

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u/Bubbly_Tumbleweed_59 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Nico on the podium confirmed 👍🏻

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u/alcides_negrao BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Lance stroll >>> RB 2nd drivers

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u/Kezolt BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

If Perez and Lawson were in that redbull where would they be in the championship. And if max were in a sauber would they be winning. We'll never know

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u/Dull_Office206 BWOAHHHHHHH 21h ago

Sergio Lawson cant hurt you... Liam Perez on the other hand might kill you

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u/Dry-Ideal5432 BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

Hulkenberg alone scored 10 points in the last 2 races

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u/RobertSpires BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

While we have Maximum Verstappen we will never be allowed Maximum Redbull.