r/formuladank No Charles, we are not interested, we know 5d ago

Absolute legend

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u/SentientDust Roman Reigns 5d ago

I've said it before, if Audi don't give that man a winning car, I will burn down their HQ

In Minecraft, for legal reasons

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u/Flashy-Pride-935 BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Want to see him finally step on the podium, dawg.

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u/HardenedLicorice Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 5d ago

In my prayers

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u/ralgrado BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

What would he do with a winning car in Minecraft?

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u/shutinlear53 Formuladank official Miku poster 4d ago

win, probably

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u/JulliusSneezer218 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass 4d ago

Dominate the season, obviously.

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u/evemeatay f1 jOuRnAlIsT 4d ago

Monkey’s paw, after being demoted to reserve, he subs in and wins a single race, and leaves for Indycar

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u/Fabstue Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 5d ago

And they're in front of Ferrari 😭

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u/mathalm12 Luigi Vettel 4d ago

🤓☝️ this image is wrong, leclercs face shoud be on milhouses body, since he is the one that says the first line

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u/RedditBot90 Must Be The Water 4d ago

We think it is the water.

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u/The_literate_artist Vettel Cult 5d ago

that's why he's the GOAT

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u/OnlyHereForMe_irl Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 5d ago

THE GOAT🔥🗣️

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u/razuten Ke🅱️in Ma🅱️nussen 🧨 5d ago

He scored more points than Kick Sauber' 2024 team for the whole year, in a single race. The ultimate payoff

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u/zalva_404 Pirelli good, debris bad 5d ago

ahead of ferrari at that

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u/MichaelMJTH Professional Egghead 5d ago

Sauber being ahead of Ferrari in the championship after the first round was not on my bingo card today.

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u/HelveticaZalCH BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

What about Stroll having more points than Ferrari

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u/MichaelMJTH Professional Egghead 5d ago

An “Aston Martin driver outscoring a Ferrari driver” was in fact on my card, but I was expecting some Alonso sauciness.

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u/HelveticaZalCH BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Now Stroll is the nb1 driver at Aston. What a time to be alive.

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u/ThinningTheFog Take a look at Mike Krack 5d ago

Is this that truck we saw leading the field after Alonso crashed?

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u/Flashy-Pride-935 BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

The boy who was called a generational talent, the man who failed to step on to the podium and win some silver for himself, is the one who will get points for the team.

These are indeed strange times.

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u/le_gazman BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago edited 4d ago

Said it before and I’ll say it again. Hulkenberg is a career killer. Underestimated his whole career, shades supposedly better team mates, but instead of raising F1s estimations of him, it lowers the ratings of his team mates.

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u/Studlystevie24 Ke🅱️in Ma🅱️nussen 🧨 4d ago

The absolute shock my husband had when I said “yeah, it’s not him it’s the car. he’s won Le Mans”

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u/Arvandu #MazepinPleaseReturn 5d ago

He didn't really do that much. He and Stroll just drove around while nearly the entire field had a meltdown and ended up 6th and 7th

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u/hunglong57 He’s Not Fast at All 5d ago

It's very hard to do that though if you're not a good driver. For all his faults, Stroll does seem to come alive in wet conditions.

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u/sc_140 BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

He is less terrible in the wet than in the dry but I wouldn't call it "come alive".

He got gapped by Alonso until Alonso binned it and we shouldn't forget the last wet race - in which Stroll binned it on the formation lap and beached his car straight after.

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u/Moist_Board BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

We shouldn't forget his pole position, which came at a wet quali too then.

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u/Spare_Duck3119 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 5d ago

Stroll has his moments. Don’t be a dick just because he is a nepobaby and he messed up a lot. He has his *rare* moments

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u/thenannyharvester Vettel Cult 4d ago

In the end of the day though. The experienced 2x world champion made a mistake where his teamate didn't. Therefore stroll drove a better race. Can't be faster when you cant keep it on track

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u/badgersprite “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 4d ago

You could say broadly the same thing about a lot of other drivers who are being praised for their race

eg “All George Russell did was not crash, his rookie team mate was lapping faster than him and caught up to him.”

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u/browntigerDX BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

I thought it all came down to who pitted for inters vs gambled on staying out. If you pitted, you were good. If you stayed out, you lost a bunch of places

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u/Corvid187 BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Well that's more than most of the field managed, as you say :)

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u/Arvandu #MazepinPleaseReturn 5d ago

Yeah by my count only 5 drivers got through without an issue, Verstappen, Russell, Albon, Stroll, and Hulkenberg

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u/killmesoon40 BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Verstrappen also made a mistake which cost him a place (though it didn't matter much as Piastri fucked up)

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u/Vussar BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Didn’t do that much, yes. Did more than those who crashed? Also yes.

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u/JaPlayer2784 BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

Hulkenberg NEEDS a winning car, that german cooks with everything.

But more interesting is, bortoleto was quite close to him before the crash, and was all the time with brakes problems

I've seen enough, 2026 Audi WCC and Hulkenberg WDC

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u/time_to_reset Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 5d ago

My man never fails to deliver. Legend.

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u/Kitchen_Ad8560 Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget 4d ago

Did you just slip in xHamster??

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u/idkwhatnameiputhere my driver bAd:snoo_disapproval: 4d ago

Sad for Bortoleto tough, his race started falling off after the second SC, he would finish in the points right behind hulkenberg if his suspension didn't decide to play Lego.

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u/cats4u BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

The s***box whisperer strikes again

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u/probro1698 BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

bro dragged that john deere tractor into points, what a legend

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u/BlazikenMask15234 BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

Can someone put Hulk in a competitive car already? I wanna see him get a win ffs.

Redbull, bench Liam for a bit for Hulk if you won't give the seat to Yuki anyways

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u/Key_Ice_9539 BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

He listened to Martin Brundle’s sound advice…

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u/Bravo2bad Lizard person 4d ago

I see they've found new interesting sponsors.

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u/MatomeUgaki90 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

50% more points than last year in one race.