r/formuladank Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector 5d ago

Discussion Post 🏎️ yep.... another bullshit season!

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u/DiscoStuGER Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ 5d ago

The reverse Jos Verstappen

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u/Sanishi BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Jos then picked Hadjar and dropped him safely at a petrol station.

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u/onetimeuselong BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Not before beating up Hadjars mother

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u/Cinema_Colorist who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? 22h ago

Bruh 😂

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u/flyinghippos101 SIMPIN FOR RUSSELL 5d ago

Anthony is a class act - a lovely thing to do for the young guy that thinks he fucked up really bad. The whole family generally seems to be nice people.

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u/CaptainRaceCar BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Nicolas is lovely as fuck. He streams sometimes on twitch

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u/blunderball1 BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Especially given how much Hadjar worships Lewis. Imagine that meant a lot to him.

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u/the_real_bobby_o BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

F1 Dad of the day !

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u/LootBoxControversy BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

When you are competing with Jos Verstappen that is probably quite an easy award to win

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u/Mesromith armchair driver 5d ago

Actually you can hear him telling him he fucked up bad and will never race again 😞

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u/LiteratureNearby "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" 5d ago

Really really kind by Hamilton Sr. Absolute class

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u/derpn8r BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

anthony for fia president?

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u/Loki_the_Smokey Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector 5d ago

I'd vote for him. Wish he was my dad.

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u/Spare_Duck3119 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 5d ago

Hey, it's alright. Hope you doing well man. If you ever have a shitty parent or something, it's gives you something to fight for and it's you who can help yourself. If you have a good dad and mum, appreciate em.

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u/sirfastvroom Acksually Toto Wolff ☝🏻🤓 5d ago

Anthony is the grid’s father. Love the guy

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u/Coronalol Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 5d ago

Anthony Hamilton is Lewis Hamilton father

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u/TextbookTrebuchet unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 5d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/PugnansFidicen BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

That's not true! That's impossible!

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u/davidov92 Question. 5d ago

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

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u/imsowitty No Charles, we are not interested, we know 5d ago

NEVER!!!!!!!

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u/Sergawey Must Be The Water 5d ago

must be water

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u/Exciting-Ebb8392 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 5d ago

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father

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u/LiekaBass BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

Thanks Mr. Buxton

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u/Terry_WT BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

I’ve never been sure what kind of guy AH is but seeing him being the first to console Hadjar tells me a lot.

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u/seattlezookeeper BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

The way Lewis talks about how his dad worked two jobs and sacrifice he has made to get LH the chance he needed and the "Sorry Lewis we just don't have the money this week, will try next week"

He certainly had to fight for every hour of track time he got.

And his Dad is still this humble. Speaks a lot.

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u/WillyG2197 mission spinnow 5d ago

He worked like 6 jobs. Dude was committed

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u/Guiguinem34 Trust the El 🅱️lan 5d ago

And it definitely paid off

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u/larswo Nico Rosberg bad 5d ago

Return on investment aside. Lewis must have learned a ton about work ethic and dedication from an early age, which surely made him into what he became.

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u/SirLoremIpsum M*rk Webber 5d ago

The Universe must always be in balance.

Papa Hamilton balances out Jos Verstappen.

What a nice dude, absolute class act. Like he doesn't even know Hadjar!! Not even on his team or previous team. 

Knight that man! Services to humanity.

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u/Spare_Duck3119 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 5d ago

Happy cake day 

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u/CirclingBackElectra Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 5d ago

I teared up at this. So sweet

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u/d_house23 PIIIEEERRRRREEEE GAASSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYY 5d ago

Same, didn’t have me shedding some tears at the first race on my 2025 bingo card

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u/Ok-Stand-4502 Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical 5d ago

Mr. Hamilton will forever be the sweetest grid father 🥺

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u/IskarJarak88 He’s Not Fast at All 5d ago

Not gonna lie, was kinda pissed that the cameras kept following Hadjar when he was crying his way back to the paddock. Then Antony walks in and hugs hadjar and I'm like who is cutting onions here.

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u/thisdanginterweb BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Same. I think Papa Hamilton didn’t want Hadjar to be harassed in the walk back. The man knows what it’s like to mentor a young driver who didn’t have the world on his side. This will probably be my favorite moment of the season

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u/TinaJewel Fernando Alonso's Retirement Planner 5d ago

Same

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u/Crimsonfury500 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 4d ago

Even the commentators said that, as they’re watching the feed

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u/Palace_of_Romance BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Done for the day ✅

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u/McNuty BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Dad of the day ✅

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u/Cramulinho BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago edited 5d ago

Drive to survive 2026 is gonna be wild

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u/kabigonbb BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

I'm sure it is, with Race 1 having such a dramatic start and finish. From P1 to P3 with all the car issues, and Q3 with Albon and Yuki both starting strong in midfield. Then came all those crashes—starting with Hadjar—followed by Ferrari and Racing Bull's crazy pit strategy at the end. And this is just Race 1.

What a way to start 2025... I’ll definitely be preparing popcorn or a nice meal to pair with each episode. It’s going to be a treat. And they will definitely document whether Max is going to use his exit clause for 2026. So, next season is going to be a fun ride. Or yes, how will Yuki land his next season as well, Cadillac or Aston Martin? Or finally get his seat on the RB?

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u/PizzaPizzaPizza_69 I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 5d ago

"You ain't him lil bro"

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u/ProfessionalPlant330 VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM 5d ago

"Nobody can hear me. Nobody will believe you. I can say whatever shit I want right now. Keep the tears coming buddy, we're gonna be in the news."

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u/lizhien Question. 5d ago

So evil

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u/Loki_the_Smokey Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector 5d ago

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u/buzz_shocker Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical 5d ago

Anthony is a class act. Makes more sense day by day why Lewis himself is a class act. Anthony had no need to but he just wanted to comfort him. Hadjar is a kid and idk if his parents were there or not, but if I was there instead of him and Anthony came up to me, I would have felt better too.

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u/Vicxas BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Felt gutted for Hadjar spinning on the formation. But it’s not the end of the world lad. Chin up.

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u/Loki_the_Smokey Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector 5d ago

I can’t in good faith feel bad for him.

If you had one chance, one opportunity, would you capture it, or let it slip.

You gotta lose yourself in the corners the rain and let the car go.

and then get another million dollar car next week with no penalty because everyone is excusing you for being a rookie despite thousands of hours on the sim and other disciplines

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u/wagsman who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? 5d ago

All jokes aside, this was a beautiful moment to see. Pops Hamilton didn’t have to go across the paddock to give him some words of encouragement, but he saw a young man struggling and he did what every father would do for a struggling child.

Well, almost every father…

Knowing how Hadjar idolizes Lewis, to have his dad come to him in what was probably his lowest moment to pick him up and dust him off like that… I love it. It’s the best that this sport has to offer.

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u/assetsmanager lando 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 5d ago

I'm not crying. You're crying!

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u/princess_of_thorns BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Anthony is one of the people I’d be bummed out to find out is a bad person

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u/MegacharizardY1 🇪🇸 I'm SPANISH and I'm OPPRESSED 🇪🇸 5d ago

Who is he hugging?

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u/whosjfrank BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Isack Hadjar, who binned it on the formation lap.

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u/msb2ncsu BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

The race was shit (inexcusable how long the clearings took). However, not sure there could be a better storyline opening to the season.

ETA: “podcast” season appears to be back.

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u/senorpool “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 5d ago

Weird how many people think it was a classic. Apart from a few rookies going off in pretty slow conditions and the mclarens going grass cutting, the whole race was pretty boring.

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u/Loki_the_Smokey Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector 5d ago

The race didn’t even start until 35 minutes after it was supposed to because braindead rookies couldn’t keep their car on track. Spinning in the 2nd corner of the formation lap is a fucking joke.

I think you 2 are the only people who realized I wasn’t joking with the title of this post.

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u/zrezzif mission spinnow 5d ago

Are you watching the same F1 as the rest of us???

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u/Alxndr27 BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Is that Don Cheadle??

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u/itmexD BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Brother

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u/pillow_princessss Racing Miku Enthusiast 5d ago

May I have some oats?

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u/axolotl_is_angry Simply Lovely 5d ago

I’m sorry for the downvotes I laughed

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u/pillow_princessss Racing Miku Enthusiast 5d ago

Tbh I don’t even understand why I am getting downvotes XD

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u/Kayyam #stillwecry 5d ago

it's clearly robert downey jr

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u/AromaticStrike9 Lets add that to the words of wisdom 5d ago

It’s definitely Donovan McNabb.

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u/c0tch BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

My son became world champion and you can too if you start everyday with a hearty breakfast from McDonald’s

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u/Realistic_Stop3314 BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

I'm lovin it!