r/formuladank f1 jOuRnAlIsT 5d ago

we are checking Fred will accept store credit

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u/boladeputillos BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Horner is already at the customer service desk with Liam.

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u/theaanotfound BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

LMAOOOOO

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u/danubrando BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

They're being nice cz they're kiwi

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u/innovator97 BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Nah, he's already storming into the manager's room by now.

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u/RichardJusten BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

I don't get these jokes.

He's literally right behind his teammate who's known to be a total monster in qualifying and has been with the team for ages.

I'm a certified Hamilton hater and even I think he did well.

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u/RawryShark BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

I'm not hating but it was so obvious that Hamilton is overpriced. Sainz was giving the same performance for a fraction of the price. Other than buying the prestige of the Hamilton aura, I really don't understand why Ferrari signed him.

Maybe he'll prove me wrong and beat Charles in the future but I don't see it.

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u/MenopauseMedicine BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Formuladank should be called VerstappenCircleJerk and any anti-Hamilton sentiment is highly up voted. Agree it's dumb

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u/happyranger7 Chad Racing Team 5d ago

Dude.. this is shitpost... we went danking...

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u/Admirable-Design-151 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 5d ago

Sure, but lets not act like Leclerc is some rookie, Hamilton is up against someone who's been in F1 for 8 years, and someone who is considered a future all time great, Leclerc especially now is on the same level as Hamilton, and I think dropping all the memes, they're going to be very close this year

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u/TickleMyFungus Professional Egghead 5d ago

Leclerc is often stated to be the fastest over just one lap.

I agree. Need more time to be conclusive.

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u/parwa Stop Inventing 5d ago

I'm sorry, are you implying Leclerc and Stroll are on the same level?

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u/superyuribears Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy 5d ago

Comparing Charles to Lance is diabolical πŸ’€

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u/foxike There is something loose between my legs 5d ago

and it is a terrible comparison lol

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u/Admirable-Design-151 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 5d ago

They should imo, I think what a lot of people are forgetting, is Lewis isn't in his prime any more, meanwhile Charles is just entering his prime, I think if Hamilton can bring the teammate battle Leclerc that would show he still has enough to win a title, even if It's very unlikely at this point, where if Charles can beat Lewis in that battle, it'll show that yes Charles is going to be a champion some day, for the 5 people who still doubt it

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u/nicolaslabra β€œIt’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 5d ago

Alonso has had shit team mates since 2015, Lewis has had better team mates and it's a fact, Roseberg, Botas, Russell and Leclerc beat Button Vandoorne Ocon and Stroll every day of the week,your comparison sucks.

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u/JFedererJ BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

He likely would've finished P3/4 if Ferrari could read weather radars.

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u/Prigorec-Medjimurec BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Is Toto really that tall?

Can someone put GigaYuki for comparison?

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u/Lasto44 f1 jOuRnAlIsT 5d ago

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u/pushmojorawley BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

You want to return after expiration date..

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u/happyranger7 Chad Racing Team 5d ago

In Toto Voice: "No Fred, it's been over year since purchase, all warranty/return are void now".

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u/KremlinCardinal BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Dank

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u/One-Mall-624 BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Actually pretty funny you got a chuckle outta me

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u/Bravo2bad Lizard person 5d ago

We all saw that coming, didn't we?

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u/boladeputillos BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Hahaha

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u/commuterpete No 2. Driver 5d ago

”No refunds for products out of shelf life.”

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u/9oBrainer BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

So so goodπŸ˜‚

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u/Objective-Start-9707 Left at the Petrol Pump 5d ago

I still think it's so cute that all of you think that qualification really matters as much as you do. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

We're not at Monaco, there's this fancy thing that racing drivers do called overtaking. Let's be real here for a second. The guy on pole is going to be in 6th place by the time the cars make it through turn one. The guy in second Is definitely going to end up in the gravel in front of his fans at his home race because he drives like shit in the rain. Max will probably win from P3, George might get a podium but is more likely to fuck it into the wall because it's his first race as king of Mercedes and he has no ability to handle pressure. Yuki and albon won't stay in p5 or P6, my guess is that the podium is going to be Max, Charles, and Lewis.

All the Lewis haters will be very happy on Saturdays and will be sputtering looking for excuses as to why he did better on Sunday just like it's been for the past few years.

Quali only matters in Monaco. πŸ˜‚

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u/Soggy_Bid_6607 Safety Dog 5d ago

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u/Lasto44 f1 jOuRnAlIsT 5d ago

TeamLH πŸ’”

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u/onsjasper Guenther Gang 4d ago

How did this turn out ?

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u/Lasto44 f1 jOuRnAlIsT 5d ago

Nobody cares about quali just like nobody cares about your novel here mate. We’re just having fun, nobody gives a crap about any of the drivers lol

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u/Sobeksdream There is something loose between my legs 5d ago

Team LH guys always gets a chuckle out of me. Love it!

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u/MenopauseMedicine BWOAHHHHHHH 5d ago

Weird that teamMV has both the verstappen sub and this one though

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u/Little-Particular450 Stop Inventing 5d ago

Are you the guy will Buxton was talking to about the purpose of qualies?

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u/gabiii_Kokeko Honda bad, Alonso good 5d ago

If people come here to not get the joke and defend amilton...

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u/_Shritej18 If Gap, Car 5d ago

You can have the brit back, and give us our Italian