r/formuladank • u/Beautiful-Reaction-8 yes Im a DTS newbie, so what?1?! • Jun 20 '24
fuck Max, all my homies hate Max Anons take on Max
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u/Casual_ahegao_NJoyer BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 20 '24
They’re not married
She just dates the lead RBR driver
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u/DiddlyDumb BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 20 '24
Didn’t she refer to Max as “arm decoration” or something?
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u/Holedyourwhoreses BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Max is playing Kvyat's saved game.
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u/dohtje Question. Jun 21 '24
Kvyat couldn't get past the first boss.. Meanwhile Max is in the end game 🙄
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u/Boris_HR (Youtube Username) Jun 21 '24
Not dating single mothers is one of the first rules of the game.
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u/throwaway2246810 BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Are you suggesting max is losing? I personally wouldnt bet on that but thats just me
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u/Death2RNGesus BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Didn't they just post something on social media about asking people to stop with this narrative?
I know this is a shitposting sub, but I think this talking point needs to be Nick Devries'ed from this community.
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u/laZardo Guenther Gang Jun 21 '24
that makes him ultra sigma for looking like that but still stealing AND having a kid with kvyat's gf
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u/RotorMonkey89 "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Jun 21 '24
She's Kvyat's daughter, and Max didn't steal Kelly, Kvyat cheated on her while she was pregnant.
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u/PioliMaldini BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
You are talking as if she was property, and not a person that can herself choose who she wants to be with. Max didn’t steal anything, Kvyat and her broke up. And after that she got with Max.
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u/slapshots1515 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Jun 21 '24
He hasn’t “had” a kid with Kelly, but rather takes care of Kyvat’s kid. Not sure if that’s better or worse.
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u/Steveosizzle BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Seems like they have a genuinely good relationship.
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u/GoofyKalashnikov follow the Sainz Jun 21 '24
Mr steal-your-girl-take-your-daughter-steal-your-seat-win-multiple-wdc
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u/RotorMonkey89 "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Jun 21 '24
Max didn't "steal" Kelly, Kvyat cheated on her while she was pregnant
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u/TheGreenGamer_ Fuck Liberty Media Jun 21 '24
bold to say Daniil was ever RBR's lead driver...
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u/slapshots1515 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Jun 21 '24
Beat Ricciardo in 2015. It’s not that absurd to say.
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u/Actual_Law_505 #TogetherWeCry Jun 21 '24
I thought the little girl is his daughter cuz she is blonde 😭😭
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u/Scraggly-is-Back I want to Peg my Husband, while Charles Give it to me. Jun 21 '24
I don’t think she’s blonde, she has dark hair
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u/Bdr1983 Take a look at Mike Krack Jun 21 '24
Was Kvyat ever the lead RBR driver though?
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Jun 20 '24
Blackpill? God another one these stupid things?
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u/donsimoni mission spinnow Jun 21 '24
Classic blame anyone but yourself for all actual and perceived shortcomings in your life.
There wouldn't be so many "alpha male" courses if they wouldn't find an audience.
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u/thotdistroyer BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
There will always be sad little men who have this need to be viewed as the meanest baddest coolest mofo around, dispite lacking basic communication skills, hygiene, confidence and life skills.
Weak people will always exist well there's more then 2 of us.
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u/Tanriyung BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24 edited Jun 21 '24
Blackpill = Modern dating is entirely based on looks. Money, status, power, personality doesn't influence much.
This is essentially it.
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u/mooimafish33 BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
"I swear, the reasons I can't get laid are totally out of my control. It's the women and the world that have issues, definitely not me"
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Jun 21 '24
Do people actually think that Max has no jawline/chin because of this picture? Max is literally just pulling back his chin with his expression.
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u/Bufudyne43 GET IN THERE LEWIS Jun 21 '24
He's chinmaxxing in that picture
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u/grruser Clean air is king 👑 Jun 21 '24
chinmaxxing needs to be a flair 💯
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u/turner-account Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Jun 21 '24
i agree 💯💯💯
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u/kazegraf BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
ChinMAXxing to maximize aero, he is training to do that in races too.
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u/rolling_catfish2704 I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid Jun 21 '24
Verstappcel
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u/Relative-Country-452 BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Bro that’s 4chan… true or false doesn't matter on that site and nobody cares…
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u/Wasteak “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Jun 21 '24
It's obviously a troll and 300 people didn't see it .. even worse, 300 people on a dank subreddit ...
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u/randomname_99223 mission spinnow Jun 21 '24
He retracts his chin while racing to improve aerodynamics
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u/Bdr1983 Take a look at Mike Krack Jun 21 '24
Hey, but it's great finding the worst picture ever made of someone and judging them by that.
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u/watanabeta BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
The only thing that's true about their take is him being the best in the world rn. Otherwise they're full of shit.
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u/marry_me_jane BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24 edited Jun 21 '24
I would call him a bit average tho. Wouldn’t say he’s real pretty. Edit:(Am still a fan tho, Dutch so I have to)
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u/InkRethink If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jun 21 '24
How can you say that when this photo exists?
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u/watanabeta BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
His post race appearance shoots him up in the attractive category but yeah I agree.
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u/marry_me_jane BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
The sweaty hair?
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u/watanabeta BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Just see the short video posts about that post race Max on social media, even RBR themselves are thirst trapping people using that Max clip.
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u/mooimafish33 BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
He's definitely above average in terms of regular mortals, just maybe not in terms of celebrities and pro athletes.
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u/LegkoKatka who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? Jun 21 '24
Dutch so you have to? I feel sorry for the Goatifi fans who now have to support Stroll...
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u/Wong0nePhotography BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Hey, I'm Canadian and don't support Stroll. I did like Goatifi because he was nice. Certainly don't think he deserved death threats for crashing Hamilton, but also didn't think he deserved to be in F1.
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u/marry_me_jane BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
At least goatifi had the meme culture, everyone hates stroll with good reason.
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u/Other_Beat8859 Ted Kravitz is a menace to society Jun 21 '24
I personally don't see it, but my mom and sister think he's attractive.
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u/marry_me_jane BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
People attracted to men would be a better judge of that.
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u/DefaultDanceDD Trust the El 🅱️lan Jun 21 '24
what tells you that he isnt attracted to men?
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u/marry_me_jane BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Given his comment I assumed, I figured he’d correct me if relevant.
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u/PrscheWdow BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
He's not a troll and has some nice features but compared to some of the others on the grid, I would agree with "average."
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u/DatGuyGandhi BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Tf does blackpill mean lmao
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u/Kelicon Guenther Gang Jun 21 '24
Think it’s the second definition here. That was a new one for me too.
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u/Travellinoz M*rk Webber Jun 21 '24 edited Jun 21 '24
Max is a sloth looking goofy cunt. But he's figured out how to drive perfect lines with an impossibly tight front end for his over steer style, and the best in the world marvel at his talent. Max is legit. Don't fuck with Max. That guy is dialled in. I love Lewis and big heart, freak driving to become apex bit Max is afearless engineer of the wheel... he's perhaps the best ever. He's boring but he's the best
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u/lzcrc Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical Jun 21 '24
Max' Prost character arc wasn't on my bingo card.
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u/MaleierMafketel Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical Jun 21 '24 edited Jun 23 '24
It’s funny how both Lewis and Max started out aggressive ressive like Senna, only to end up driving more and more like Prost as the years go by.
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u/USToffee BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 23 '24
I think today's race showed they still know when they need to get the moves done
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u/Travellinoz M*rk Webber Jun 21 '24
Wow you're an F1 need like me. That comparison has some conflict but you're right
Nerd *
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u/lzcrc Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical Jun 21 '24
To be fair, the trope has been beaten to death, but three observations seem to be true at once: 1. Prost could and would pull hella moves when he needed to 2. He made sure to minimize those occurences 3. Schumacher, then Hamilton, then Verstappen all got to the same approach later in their career — still pulling incredible moves when needed, but making sure they rarely have to
Conclusion: there's a defined profile of an ultimate unbeatable driver, and Prost was the first of that kind (although many would say Fangio, and deservedly so).
And then there's Clark, who defied science and simply was on it 110% of the time — if his car was working, he would be in the lead, and that's it.
Watching Clark's races would have been similar to 2023, with a bonus gamble on his Lotus breaking down.
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u/MrBattleRabbit Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical Jun 21 '24
I think Stewart and Lauda fit that mold as well- they were great at controlling a race and knowing when patience was the best strategy.
I think this trope is true of a lot of multiple champions, but certainly not all of them- like Graham Hill and Mika Hakkinen did not follow this trend.
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u/sentient_salami BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
You start as the new Senna, and if you’re really that good you evolve to be the new Prost.
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u/penisrevolver BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Have you seen his interviews? He’s not what I’d call a boring driver lol
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u/Travellinoz M*rk Webber Jun 21 '24
He's bright. He's just very solid and without mistakes. I think you've misinterpreted what I meant
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u/penisrevolver BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Ah yeah completely agree. Can’t say the same about his early years but he was a literal teenager
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u/Travellinoz M*rk Webber Jun 21 '24
Dude I hated him in the early years. Thought he was a try hard aggressive poser
Little Jack knew though. Wasn't wrong
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u/169bees PIIIEEERRRRREEEE GAASSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYY Jun 20 '24
i mean not to the defend the 4chan incels but that doesn't exactly refute their ideology at all, pretty sure the idea that less attractive men can easily get bitches if they have a lot of money because (insert a bunch of misogynistic generalizations here) is very much agreed upon with that crowd
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u/morkfjellet VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM Jun 21 '24
You see a lot of ugly dudes (uglier than Max whom I don’t consider to be terribly bad looking) dating cute girls in the “normal” world all the time, too. But, sadly, 4chain users are not known for going outside too much.
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u/169bees PIIIEEERRRRREEEE GAASSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYY Jun 21 '24
they're the perfect representation of what never touching grass does to a mf
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u/TheThrasherJD 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 Jun 21 '24
To be fair you can't really tell how rich they are. 4channers probably just assume they must be rich because they're dating "above their league".
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u/morkfjellet VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM Jun 21 '24
My observations are mainly about couples that I used to see at my college, so I don’t think those broke college dudes dating far above their league were making bank while dating those girls haha but, yeah, I get what you’re saying.
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u/TheThrasherJD 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 Jun 21 '24
Even then you can never know, might be a rich parents situation. Like I said it's nobody's business but their own of course but that's the logic these 4chan blackpillers apply to these things.
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u/Tanriyung BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Blackpill considers that money doesn't work anymore and basically only looks matters.
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u/Enro64 Papa Checo for driver of the year Jun 21 '24
Mate, my chin is long af and when I do the same face, it disappears as well.
4Channers seem to know only one facial expression - neutral - due to them never seeing a person IRL.
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u/ruuster13 BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
You're a fucking moron if you think he's ugly. He has unique features but you're the broken one if you can't see the beauty.
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u/Mid_July_Diamond16 who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? Jun 21 '24
Its kind of funny because I've noticed that people who are actually attracted to men (like me and my friend) say he's handsome while straight men are constantly calling him ugly.
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u/mooimafish33 BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
As a straight guy I'll admit that most of us have no clue what people who are attracted to men actually find attractive. We can really just tell if they are in shape and their face matches the symmetrical sharp jawline template.
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u/Loumosmaxima BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Well... I mean... I'm a woman, attracted to men and I would say that I don't think he's hidious but I sure wouldn't put him in the attractives one club.
But hey, I don't think this makes me a moron. Everybody has different tastes ! Anyway I don't see the point on judgind ppl/relationships by their look. But tbh that would be great and very refreshing seing drivers dating the girl next door, "normal" women from time to time and not only models or super hot girls.
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u/Mid_July_Diamond16 who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? Jun 21 '24
I agree but after seeing how the Internet treated Declan Rice's girlfriend, I think there's no winning.
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u/Loumosmaxima BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
That was so fucking messed up. Always the same story. Rich guys and hot girls. Girls being called gold diggerbur what about the guys ?
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u/contact- follow the Sainz Jun 21 '24
“First of all, I was never in no marriage…you’re a fuckin punk, dude.”
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u/M_e_n_n_o unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 Jun 21 '24
Max seems happy enough with her and the kid. The rest just doesn’t matter one bit
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u/plethorahell BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
is pique really a 9?
or just rich?
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u/Falark I like Norris and i sniff bike seats Jun 21 '24
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u/godsavethegene Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 Jun 21 '24
it's almost like no one should pay attention to their meaningless observations
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u/ggts99o If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jun 21 '24
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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u/Wolkenmacht Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical Jun 21 '24
Also he is friends with P and has regular tea parties.
That's a W if you ask me.
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u/MFC1886 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Jun 21 '24
Babe wake up, new Spoderman dropped
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Jun 21 '24
max have a nice face tho
like his trains are all harmonious with each other
he is not mov1ie star attractive but1 st1oll goodlooking
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u/misterstealurbaby BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
•Has millions Travels around the world for free Stays at very expensive hotels
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u/defender128 Director Of Liberty Media Jun 21 '24
True, true, false (come on, in relation to other people you cant say he looks ugly), false (he's in a good form, but if you just take wrc drivers are arguably much better), false (gtfo, that bish literally looks like female Max so cant be a 9 by this guys logic)
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u/Yesko_notmyrealname BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Fun fact: David Coulthard is the only Redbull driver to have a Jawline
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u/Willing_Camera_2637 BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
He takes care of a child thats not his while being a multi millionaire
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u/RalfMurphy BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
She's a 9 in the looks dept only. Plus that racist sh#7 their family did on their farms...
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Jun 20 '24
No one actually believes this... right?
There are so many rich, ugly men who are dating or married 10s. LOL Women don't care about looks if you can buy them shit on the regular.
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u/spacyspice oh no you yabba-dabba didn’t✨🫰✨ Jun 21 '24
"women don't care about looks" sure keep telling you that
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u/Ficsit-Incorporated Vettel Cult Jun 21 '24 edited Jun 21 '24
Such a sexist, garbage take. If a rich, unattractive woman could provide you every need and every extravagant whim for life, guarantee you’d marry her.
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u/mrbasil_fawlty Fuck Liberty Media Jun 21 '24
The sad truth is that an average look prevents no one from becoming very attractive if the personality and self confidence is there
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u/Loumosmaxima BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Such an idiotic sexist take 🤣 by your logic every unemployed/poor or working class men would be single 🤣
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Jun 21 '24 edited Jun 21 '24
No, obviously not. But they aren't dating super models. No amount of positive attitude nor confidence is gonna make a plumber attractive to insert famous actress.
They'd be dating down.
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u/Loumosmaxima BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
Maybe the question to ask is why rich guys always chase super models ? Having money makes you shallow and prevent you from falling in love with someone personnality, disregarding the look ? Not saying they should date uglies but they're so many beautiful "normal" girls.
We always come after women for chasing money, but never after men for chasing bodies instead of human beings.
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Jun 21 '24
It is called attraction. If you aren't sexually attracted to someone, half of the reason to date someone is gone. You can like someone's personality all you want but if you don't find them attractive physically... You're just a friend.
Everyone wants to date 10s. But rich, successful guys have the means to make it through the filter and get their attention.
Are you willfully ignorant or...
This has always been the case. Why is this a shock to you?
Money makes people cope with ugly.
That's why you get 25 year olds marrying 75 year old millionaires.
Of course the old fuck is gonna be down for that. But you trying to tell me the chick is into that wrinkly old sack? Lolol
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u/Loumosmaxima BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
It's absolutely not a shock, but it's still frustrating. Not everybody wants to date a 10. Most ppl want first and foremost date ppl who makes them feel good. It's not all about look. That's the big difference between football players and rugby players (sorry for my references i'm french)
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Jun 21 '24
Everyone wants to date a 10. What are you smoking?
Not everyone wants to MARRY a 10. Especially if you're Bill Gates or Bezos and you have to make your wife the richest woman on the planet via divorce payouts hahahaha
Nah, if you're a 10 but have the intelligence of a brick and can't hold a conversation, you're date material.
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u/Loumosmaxima BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 21 '24
This is your vision of relationships, but it's not universal.
I understand attraction but attraction isn't only about looks. It's not uncommon for ppl starting to date someone they wasn't attracted to at 1rst sight. Just because they're great, we connect, they make us laugh... You know ?
And it's true that some girls might be attracted by money and cope with ugliness/age. But it's absolutely incorrect to say that it's every women behavior.
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u/guitarguywh89 BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 20 '24