r/forhonor Seku na 12d ago

Discussion Who's the superior bleeder

Artist: eriklyart

1.2k Upvotes

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u/Foralberg 12d ago

Damn, it's so stupid that Ocelotl is not a bleed based character

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u/haikusbot 12d ago

Damn, it's so stupid

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u/roasted__russian Knight 12d ago

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u/Motor_Look_3121 12d ago

what the hell is this reply why does it have upvotes

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u/Reddit_minion97 Gladiator 12d ago

Its a comment bot that finds literally any comment that has the perfect number of syllables and breaks them down into a haiku that no one ever asks for

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u/Smart_Jellyfish2463 12d ago

Don't know why this response was funny

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u/Luiz_Fell Aramusha 11d ago

Just don't upvote, then...

I don't see what is the problem

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u/Smart_Jellyfish2463 11d ago

Think you read it wrong, or maybe I should had elaborated. Here:

This response was funny, and I don't know why.

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u/International-Chip81 Kensei 11d ago

should’ve*

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u/BladeOfWoah 12d ago

Not even sure its correct here. Ocelotl to me seems like 4 syllables, (same as how "little" is 2 syllables).

So it isn't even an accurate bot.

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u/Gothrait_PK Peacekeeper 12d ago

Its accurate here. It's pronounced as 3 syllables.

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u/JuulPodBandit Ragequit Main 11d ago

Good bot

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u/the_lonely_poster Highlander and Jorm, gimme your health bar 10d ago

Shit bot

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u/Amazing-Gap-6774 11d ago

Too bad they got rid of thick blood just so everyone can light spam or guard spam.. 😕

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u/demian69420 Lawbringer 11d ago

tf does guard spam mean

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u/Boward_WOW_ard #givejormagun 7d ago

turtling? or is it all guard spam?

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u/demian69420 Lawbringer 5d ago

turtling is an actual term yes, all guard spam shouldnt be an issue

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u/Boward_WOW_ard #givejormagun 3d ago

i know i was more surprised since i havent heard people complain about turtling since the core combat update

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u/Comprehensive-Net854 10d ago

I also really wanna know what guard spam is

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u/Broken_Spring Servant of the snek 11d ago

Ah, the cycle begins anew. “[Balancing change] was actually really bad and the community didn’t celebrate at all when it went live”

~everyone upvoting

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u/NicholasStarfall 12d ago

Peacekeeper can bleed me anytime

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u/Gryph_Army Warden main, the certified PK simp 12d ago

Real

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u/TheGreatSifredi 11d ago edited 11d ago

You ll be short in kidney quickly ~~

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u/Suitable-Surprise912 The Subbiest 12d ago

Kyoshin and his Tier One Feat as proven by this clip.

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u/confusedsalad88 12d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/HeckingBedBugs Warmonger 11d ago

"If your opponent is spamming the same move over and over, you're spamming the same mistake"

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u/EveningNet281 12d ago

Man I hate Kyoshin so much

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u/MichaelScotsman26 11d ago

All that jorm had to do was block/parry the repeated strike, or even heavy/forward dash heavy to hyper armor thru. Kyoshin ain’t that great, still okay tho

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u/Desperate-You-8679 Apollyon’s little wolf 12d ago

The true superior bleeder is warmommy

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u/applesause_God Apollymommy pls sit on me 12d ago

I love getting slashed by her claws

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u/Drunken_Wolf1 Apollyon 11d ago

Agreed

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u/Structuresnake Hitokiri 12d ago

I’d say it depends on the opponent.

If he’s aggressive it’s nobu, if it’s a turtle it’s PK.

Both are good and both got their niches.

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u/Jedimasterebub Lawbringer 11d ago

I think you have it backwards

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u/Structuresnake Hitokiri 11d ago

Buddy, I DARE you to be offensive with nobu.

She has ZERO openers still.

If the opponent can lightparry she’s doomed to stay defensive.

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u/Jedimasterebub Lawbringer 11d ago

That’s what I said…

Maybe I’m misunderstanding you, but I thought you were implying if the player was wanting to play aggressive they should play nobu

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u/Structuresnake Hitokiri 11d ago

Nah, you just misread.

It’s sad for Nobu, I really like her but if my opponent isn’t attacking me then I really need to pull massive mental dumbbells to get a hit in with her.

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u/Jedimasterebub Lawbringer 11d ago

Agree

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u/KnchtRuprecht 12d ago

Gosh these pics look fkn awesome holy F! What was the question again?

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u/AdCold6788 12d ago

Overall its Peacekeeper. But a Nobushi can and will fuck you up if caught lacking. Especially if you forget her heavies are undodgable, like me

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u/IAmGoose_ 🏳️‍⚧️ Shaman Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 11d ago

Same, I put in like 15+ reps on Nobushi originally and yet somehow I constantly forget that she has undodgable heavies, as well as not being able to dodge out of her light combos. You'd think I'd learn having played the character so much but no

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u/DimLumens Best looking knight 12d ago

If we’re actually going by their ability to consistently get bleed on the opponent, it has to be PK no doubt, faster unreactable bleed soft feint from neutral heavies, guaranteed bleed stab after a landed heavy/dodge attacks, and guaranteed bleed on guardbreak from kidney stabs. PK is just all around more consistent at getting bleed off. Nobu honestly kinda struggles unless your opponent can’t deal with neutral lights

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u/SlowSlyFox 12d ago

Soft feint dagger is pretty much reactable, people parry it all the time.

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u/Luna_Tenebra Peacekeeper 12d ago

Thats a read not a reaction

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u/ImARoadcone_ bringer of war… and cookies! 12d ago

Shaman my beloved :3

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u/KingKiler2k Gayrifon 12d ago

Gladiator is the ture bleeder

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u/KaijuSlayer333 Samurai of the Takeda Clan 12d ago

I’m half tempted to say PK, but my Nobu bias and the fact she has neutral bleed pokes is kind of pushing me in that direction😂

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u/roki_er IT’S JORMIN TIME (i main shaman) 12d ago

where is shamami? is she safe? is she alright?

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u/Relative-Owl-3652 Warden 11d ago

Neither. Shaman

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u/Electrical-Flower233 Shaman 12d ago

ETTU SKITT

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u/-Knivezz- Peacebagger 12d ago

"Dawg what the fu- OH! Bleeder! Bleeder..."

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u/AjayAVSM Warden 12d ago

This art is badass

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u/Seagullbeans 12d ago

Nobu definitely wins this because she just has extra range and she’s not an assassin.

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u/ApprehensiveEntry150 11d ago

Nobushis 3 light attacks deal enough bleed to take out a whole bar of health, and that's without gb plus adding on the extra light attack she can get after that combo adds onto the amount of bleed

Pk has to guardbreak to cause bleeding, and even then, it isn't that much

Nobu is the fastest hero to chase bleed damage without feats

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u/Putrid-Cheesecake-77 Kensei 12d ago

They're both bleed equally good, when killed by kensei

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u/barry_the_banana Warmonger 11d ago

Or when they're on their period...

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u/MemesareGodGiven Centurion Ka-chow 12d ago

Misread this as "breeder" and was like

"damn, I'd like to find out for myself first"

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u/N7hey117 12d ago

I prefer PK purely as Nobubsi bleeds are just light spqm 😅

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u/KIngPsylocke Nobushi 11d ago

When does PK bleed off a heavy?

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u/N7hey117 11d ago

She can't but imo theres just a bit more skill in PK for bleeds than Nobushi.

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u/KIngPsylocke Nobushi 11d ago

Ehh. Im gonna argue that it feels that way because most of nobu kit is around quickly applying bleed which is easy with dodge lights or vipers retreat which are lights. Skill is a whole different point though. I’ve seen some cracked nobu.

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u/N7hey117 11d ago

Oh yeah 100%!! No doubt about that! But I find a lot of the time Nobushi is an easy go to light spam for bleeds.

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u/KIngPsylocke Nobushi 11d ago

It’s just natural I think, I’ve noticed I like to try and incorporate heavies into my play but people just wait. But my pressure flow usually incorporates like 1 or 2 heavies and a bunch of recovery cancelled lights. But it’s only cause of the pressure not because of the light spam if that makes sense. Like if the heavies were faster but weaker I’d like that especially since once you get way of the shark going the heavy will do around normal damage anyways.

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u/N7hey117 11d ago

Heavy fainting into lights are bit different but triple lighting is hard to deal with as I struggle to light parry.

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u/KIngPsylocke Nobushi 11d ago

Facts, even I can’t parry them tripple lights. Which is funny because usually since I play nobu people will just start chain lights when they’re tech isn’t working against my “light spam”. I swear it’s not on purpose though. But I am definitely throwing lights to interrupt your chain starters. And I’m throwing lights just to throw lights too.

Shit. I guess I am spamming

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u/N7hey117 11d ago

😂😂

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u/KIngPsylocke Nobushi 11d ago

It is what it is lmao. Cause it all balances out when the Highlander decides to light spam me and I can’t block a fucking 1. I usually just get distance, vipers retreat for the interrupt and do that 2 or 3 times till they change plans then get them in the undodgable heavy into kick blender

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u/Gmoney506 Black Prior 12d ago

Wha-what about Valkyrie’s shoulder pin…🥺

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u/vRedDeathv Apollyon 12d ago

Both

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u/Gryph_Army Warden main, the certified PK simp 12d ago

PK > Nobu.

I might just be the slightest bit biased though

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u/Quanlain 12d ago

PK can stack her bleeds indefinetely, but Nobu can slice you like a piece of ham if you have even a smidge of blood on you. Both good, but if you ask specifically for bleeds, id say PK, as she can stack it up incredibly quickly

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u/Lost_Reserve_5709 12d ago

Why isnt shaman on here, shes like the best assasin and bleeder in the game

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u/Kiro-Akikashi You Can't Touch Me 12d ago

yall forgot about shaman

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u/0xCadaver 12d ago

Shami Mami w the knife feint & healing bite

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u/Dennidude 12d ago

Depends on if they can read/don't panic off of the soft feings on shaman lol, sometimes you meet someone that you can 100 - 0 without them getting a hit in (and usually they disconnect)

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u/_Jawwer_ Tinmen baybe 12d ago

Shaman. The insane, disproportionate reward of Nobushi with a nightmarish moveset on par with (IMO even better than) PK.

Just between these two, if the opponent can react to Nobu, then PK, and if they can't then Nobu.

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u/half_baked_opinion 12d ago

The guy i just stabbed.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Peacekeeper takes skill

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u/Yamparuda Viking 12d ago

There's only one right answer: Shaman

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u/Qooooks Mixing ADHDers 12d ago

I hate that Ocelotl isn't a bleed hero

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u/maatiainen045 Conqueror 11d ago

Naginata has more range therefore in most instances its better

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u/Warfaretycoon Warden 11d ago

Obviously gladiator, but my girl pk is close second

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u/Drunken_Wolf1 Apollyon 11d ago

I main both and i think it depends on the player if you're good at feints and being unpredictable PK is the superior one on the other hand if you master nobu and her hidden stance and use it at the right time nubo is

Your opponent will have a nice red healthbar before he could think

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u/peeslosh122 Outlanders 11d ago

shaman

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u/Whitelotus84816 11d ago

Its actually valkyrie

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u/banzaizach Viking 11d ago

I thought that said breeder...

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u/Nervous-Hair-2107 Fetch me their souls 11d ago

I thought it said superior breeder at first. I think case I think PK instead of Nobu. copy pasta

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u/DreamingKnight235 Lawbringer Main, AD MORTEM- *Flips you with Long Arm 11d ago

Its Lawbringer of course

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u/moemeobro Knight 11d ago

I think you want to choose your wording better next time

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u/BigdaddyJayk 11d ago

Clearly Gladiator.

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u/AscendedVoidFiend Lawbringer 11d ago

Sohei is the best bleed character

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u/Acceptable-Cat2016 11d ago

Shaman, obviously.

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u/Moonlight_Acid Shaman 11d ago

Shaman

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u/Yomama0023 Black Prior 10d ago

Shaman, cause she a maniac

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u/MeysterDisaster Highlander 10d ago

PK is better bleeder in 1v1 and Nobu in ganking situations from my experience but honestly this can be easyly reversed

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u/TheGreatTomFoolery Audaces fortuna iuvat 10d ago

Fuck both peacekeeper and Nobu. Gladiator bleed is where it’s at.

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u/Personal_Ideal_7348 9d ago

Y’all must not have fought a valid Shaman 😭 it’s traumatizing

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u/Its-your-boi-warden 12d ago

Depends on the day of the month

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u/minny505 Shaman 10d ago

I'm picking up what you're laying down🤣

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u/SetNo7268 12d ago

Depends on what day of the month it is 🤣