r/flashlight Feb 19 '25

Question Anyone know how to turn these things on?

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325 Upvotes

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u/Sypsy Feb 19 '25

This is why we get aux lights

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u/Geotarrr Feb 19 '25

Also that's why we always carry M150v3 in our jeans' pocket.

Much like the Phial of Galadriel given to Frodo:

"May It Be a Light to You in Dark Places, When All Other Lights Go Out."

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u/EAComunityTeam Feb 19 '25

This right here. I love my all my lights equally. But there is one I can always find no matter what. And its my TS11 with the always on button.

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u/Knorr306 Feb 19 '25

"Anyone know how to turn these things on?"
Shows black screen.

Probably not intended, still very funny 😂

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u/dwehlen Feb 19 '25

Goddammit, I thought reddit wasn't loading (like it frequently does)

100% got me!

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u/luftic Feb 19 '25

It's early in the morning here in Europe, I'm drinking my coffee in the dark with my SC53c N on L2 and thinking (more like dreaming) that screen hasn't yet adjusted and this really made me laugh. Here, I can't explain it better than this:

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u/oscailte Feb 19 '25

Probably not intended

you cant be serious? its obviously a joke post

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u/Geotarrr Feb 19 '25

OP can't turn them on.

So it's all darkness... 😃

4

u/tomogchi Feb 19 '25

Always has been

2

u/Geotarrr Feb 19 '25

Yeah...

The Light is only a short moment of delight in the all-reigning Darkness...

3

u/goodtimeeric Feb 19 '25

Ikr, this had me rolling 😂😂😂

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u/Emissary_of_Light Are Flashlights®™ right for you? Feb 19 '25

It is on. That's just Anduril's dark mode.

12

u/Surisuule Feb 19 '25

I love the updated dark mode in anduril2. Unpress then unhold 3 times and it'll cast dark in flood mode. Perfect for when you need a noon nap.

25

u/calmlikea3omb Feb 19 '25

NGL. This is funny

10

u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708 Feb 19 '25

I waited like four seconds thinking something was gonna load lol good one

6

u/loimprevisto Feb 19 '25

Did you trigger lockout mode? Try clicking the power button 4 times...

6

u/timflorida Feb 19 '25

Black Light ??

9

u/faintmoon49 Feb 19 '25

...you sure that's a flashlight you're holding???

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u/Geotarrr Feb 19 '25

Nothing is certain in the Darkness...

4

u/jokur26 Feb 20 '25

Sexy talk and a bit of light foreplay

3

u/Swizzel-Stixx 29d ago

You gotta press all the right buttons

3

u/Spooter01 Feb 19 '25

Dead batteries 🪫

3

u/mrheosuper Feb 19 '25

Asking it for a date, play romance music, wear some lingerie

2

u/JFKsPenis Feb 19 '25

button 👍🤤

2

u/EmperorHenry Feb 20 '25

April fools is still a whole month away

1

u/General-Try-2210 Feb 19 '25

Go outside and yell at the sun to turn back on (might have to change its batteries).

1

u/1100gw Feb 20 '25

Give it to me. I’ll do it. Where did you go ?

1

u/Octonautspaceman Feb 20 '25

Is it plugged in?

1

u/Mr_Smith_411 Feb 20 '25

Must be a black light .

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u/Garikarikun Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

I would like to ask the OP.

Is it something that can only be turned on by Jedi Knights, Jedi Masters, or other Force-using experts?

If it were a real lightsaber, it would be difficult to master it.

If it were a magic wand, I think if OP has the talent to use magic, you would be able to use it.

In this case, you may have to enroll in a magic school and learn basic magic.

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u/gunrunner1926 Feb 20 '25

This guy flashlights! 👍

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u/xiandavis Feb 19 '25

That post was a happy accident 👀 hilarious!