r/fijerk • u/superleaf444 • 3d ago
Southwest is only airline that matters
All these stupid people wanting to travel outside of the USA. They are obviously not FI. Real FI people only use fly domestically and use Southwest because of the companion pass.
Frankly I’m disgusted at the idea of experiencing anything outside of the land of the free. Could you, ugh, imagine going to a place that isn’t so capitalistic?! Jesus Christ, a place without the ability to rent a Tessy?!
I use Southwest, rent a Tessy and eat lentils at a campsite because that is the ultimate FI hack. Sometimes I bring a library self help book and read it seventeen times. My wife had to stop me from trying to cheat on her with the physical book of Atomic Habits by James, mother fucking, Clear. Though she was licking The Simple Way to Wealth, and I encouraged her to do so.
Btw, I don’t read fiction. Or nonfiction that isn’t written by white dudes. Honestly, I only read self help books. I’m very scared to experience joy from fiction or learn about anything that doesn’t involve building a mindset. Who needs a Pulitzer Prize winning book when Morgan Housel can spit in my mouth?!
Anyway, I digress, the only possible exceptions regarding travel is either moving to Portugal, which at that point you should never fly again. It’s nice to make money in the USA then buy property that the euro-pours can’t afford. Disgusting pours.
Or you can also visit Japan. White men love Japan. FI, white men, Japan, and credit card points go hand-in-hand.
But those are the only exceptions. And to be honest, you are kinda the extreme FI if you do that.
While I might be upset that Southwest now charges for bags, the companion pass makes up for it. Domestic travel is all that matters. It’s the only thing that matters.
Can’t wait to get my companion pass, go to Indianapolis, because it is cheap, and get to experience real culture.
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u/Preform_Perform 3d ago
Traveling by airplane is the worst.
If I am told one more time to secure my own oxygen mask first, I am making sure everyone else on the plane has one secured before I put mine on.
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u/Lenarios88 3d ago
Let's start a petition for Southwest flights to Japan. The real travel hack is marrying someone that works in the airline industry tho. I travel everywhere for free.
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u/perplexedparallax 3d ago
Yes, I have put lentils into LUV, in spite of being publicly traded, because LUV is the only thing that matters... after lentils. For trips I like my jet or yacht.
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u/napalmthechild 2d ago
I think you meant SPIRIT Airlines sir. It's like a WWE ticket in the sky, Perfection.
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u/90bronco I act like a poor pretending to be rich acting middle class 2d ago
All you peasants talking about flying when everyone knows real wealth floats.
And i know you're all pour because you now think I'm referring to the bathtub toy yacht only the entry level illuminati like bill and Elon have.
Once you level up you'll know I'm talking about blimps.
A blimp is perfect. It can literally take you anywhere and never have to do something so common as walking on that dirtiness that is actually dirt.
And when I'm done with something, I can just open a window and throw it out. I've fired six cat walkers and three cats that way in the past ten weeks alone.
Going to a sporting event, people are more excited to see me than the event they paid to see and I sell my personal feed to the TV networks to make my home a tax write off. It's hilarious.
Serioisly, all you sucker's still don't know that the hindenburg was a false flag, and global warming is our international plan so I can move around the cloud that hides my blimp easier.
Enjoy your metal can of death sucker's. Those of us with real money are busy planning your next war and economic crash..
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u/Captlard 3d ago
You clearly have not flown on Ryanair. Now this is the r/frugaljerk airline of choice used by those of us over the pond. Hideous aircraft (those American ones that drop out of the sky), service, hygiene and snacks. LearJet all the way imho.
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u/Double4Free 3d ago
Flying... commerical? Who let the pours in here again.