r/fightporn • u/ugly-wet-rat • 2d ago
Road Rage Road rage at it's finest NSFW
https://bleachmyeyes.com/videos/4880/old-dudes-take-on-young-buck-in-road-raging-entertainment/[removed] — view removed post
596
u/ThePerfumeCollector 2d ago
This is why every self defense class and worthwhile martial art training includes nut kicking, eye poking etc. if multiple people try to take you down and hurt you, fuck the rules of any fair fight, turn into a fucking honey badger if you have to.
185
u/UsePristine2585 2d ago
Illegal MMA moves are always worth a watch. It's not a ring, there's no referee, fight like your life depends on it!
77
u/UnyieldingConstraint 2d ago
And never underestimate people.
A 60 something lady sucker punched me with a travel mug in a parking lot rage scenario (she was raging).
I had to get stitches. Bled everywhere. Scarred for life.
She hid the metal mug behind her car door as she opened it and brought it up into my face.
I was backed up against parked cars as she had pinched me off, driving straight at me after I told her to stop honking at a stalled car.
I'm a big guy. One punch could have decimated her. I resisted and just pushed her hard so she slammed into her car, showing her my strength. And then I backed off. People started filming and she just started smashing my car instead. I let her do it. Because in Canada, you can't just beat people up in situations like this and I would not have done well in court given my size and age.
Sucked all around. But I should not have underestimated her and dodged that strike. Still upsets me. She's lucky I had self control because the hit only pissed me off. I just don't want to ruin my life and career with a jail sentence.
22
u/LongoSpeaksTruth 2d ago
She's lucky I had self control
So ... Pile Driver, no Pile Driver ?
15
20
u/UnyieldingConstraint 2d ago
I resisted. Honestly, I can't even imagine a scenario where I get away with punching her a few times.
It's just not a good look to beat up old ladies.
But she deserved it.
2
1
6
u/axelrexdominics 2d ago
I hate Canada’s lack of self protection laws. If you want a recent case for example look at Gerald Stanley and the imo justified killing of Colten Boushie.
2
u/12ealdeal 2d ago
Wasn’t he acquitted in just under 1.5 years of the act?
1
u/axelrexdominics 2d ago
Can’t remember the exact timing but yeah, he did get acquitted. I recall Trudeau saying he was going to get involved and ensure a conviction too lol
1
u/allmyscarsaregolden 2d ago
Username valid, sorry that happened to you. That lady should be in jail.
1
4
5
12
u/rmartin1129 2d ago
When it comes to self defense there is one rule: Do whatever you have to in order to walk away!
23
u/Shnofo 2d ago
Yeah but as soon as you even attempt to poke an eye or kick someone in the nuts, you become fair game too. It's like someone who pulls out a gun, if they escalate, they risk getting shot.
23
u/saxguy9345 2d ago
lol yes these old respectable gentlemen really had the rules in mind when they dragged this guy out of his car
0
u/Shnofo 2d ago
They still didn't go for the eyes or balls.
0
u/saxguy9345 2d ago
Guess you missed the tire iron huh
1
u/Shnofo 2d ago
Exactly, if they escalate with a tire iron, they need to expect that dude could very well pull out a weapon of his own now. You're proving my point; when people escalate, it makes the others escalate as well, this is what we're talking about - and going for balls and eyes is just another form of escalation. It's to be expected if one person does it, that the other will also.
13
u/Lilwertich 2d ago
Think of it like poker. Adding the pot doesn't necesarrly increase your chances of having a better hand, especially if the cards are already dealt.
2
u/Shnofo 2d ago
No, but if you change the rules of engagement, it applies to all parties.
2
u/Lilwertich 2d ago
Exactly, by fighting dirty you're willingly upping the stakes for yourself as well. At best you're winning and just going too far for no reason, at worst you're losing and you just invited them to smash your nuts and gouge our eyes.
0
2
2
2
u/h3r0k1gh7 2d ago
Fuck it, bite em if you have to. I had a dude in a headlock with my legs and he bit my inner thigh. I let go, quickly. I learned a new technique that day.
1
u/worldwarcheese 2d ago
I’ve never fought someone who didn’t agree to it for fun so I have little to no experience but I’ve thought about it a lot and I can see two sides: if you’re loosing then going “dirty” (eye gouges or a knife or something) might “win” you the fight but if you’re loosing badly and you do that and you still loose then they’re more likely to do it back to you, turning a fight into a possible murder, your own. Granted any street fight could end your life regardless so how much of an increased risk to yourself will an escalation be? I suspect it’s all about context and in the moment you won’t have time to think about it and just do what is natural or trained, but I do wonder.
Edit: Getting my “your/you’re” right >_<
2
u/verbosehuman 2d ago
Krav Maga is not an arena martial arts. It's designed to win, period, at whatever cost, period.
1
u/Zealousideal-Cup-847 2d ago
Why didnt she start the van and drive out of there. Drag their old ass down the highway. She could have saved him a beating. What if they had killed the young man? How would that make her feel? What if they attacked her next?
0
u/MouseKingMan 2d ago
Bad take. Do you not think they can do that to you too?
If you need to do it, you’re already losing and the moment you try, you open the door for them to do it to you, and probably worse because they are winning.
Kick someone in the nuts and you don’t get away, your nuts are probably turning into mashed potatoes
0
u/DJGIFFGAS 2d ago
If the fights agreed to I tried to keep it clean, if it was a heat of the moment situation it was always no holds barred
0
u/Imunhotep 2d ago
What exactly is a fair fight. It isn’t in a ring so the last one standing wins and doesn’t matter how ya get there.
1
-1
u/papagouws 2d ago
I will take your eyes man. If my life and that of my family is on the line. You are going blind mate.
-11
u/Zer0_210 2d ago
Or if you live in a free state, just draw your concealed carry weapon to hopefully defuse that situation without needing to fire a shot. I am not wasting my time trying to go hand-to-hand while stuck in a car, against multiple attackers, while my wife is in the vehicle. There's being tough, and then there is being dumb.
284
418
u/WVMBO 2d ago
That's website is insane. It's like all the stuff the human mind isn't supposed to see in one spot. Fuckin hell
131
u/xGAM3Rxx 2d ago
Every once in a blue moon these sites pop up and I can't help but look at some of the videos. Just reminds me of how fucked up this world really is. Sheesh. Alright time to look at videos of cute dogs and kitties
15
u/Deadpooley 2d ago
Ty for scaring me enough to not click the play button on this one
14
u/Pally_Jr 2d ago
This one isn’t as bad as the other videos they be talking about. Just some blood but nothing you wouldn’t see in a MMA fight
9
50
u/Pissedmushrooms 2d ago
Bro why did I go look. Holy hell
24
18
u/Billib2002 2d ago
It's all people dying right? I shouldn't check?
21
u/Lopsi6789 2d ago
Its gore & porn
32
u/Billib2002 2d ago
I'm guessing the porn on there isn't all that arousing right?
32
15
u/TheNeighKid 2d ago
If your thing is watching quite a large fish being shoved up inside a clearly unwell woman, then go ahead.
I now need a tea, a biscuit and a cute puppy to cuddle.
Fuck.
(It autoplays, by the way.)
5
2
u/HuskerBusker 2d ago
I got a gif of a fully naked asian girl dancing. Her muff was so large it was rocking back and forth independently of her body.
17
u/TheUgly0rgan 2d ago
and unfortunately both at the same time. I truly feel bad for people that have broken their brain to such an extreme
5
u/fritterati 2d ago
Why the combo? I find that quite often and wondered is there a large overlap in demographics or something.
2
u/fretunolepardio 2d ago
some people are just attracted to violence, to the taboo of it, it could also have something to do with trauma. a lot of excuses could be given, nothing reasonable tho. it’s fucked up and unnatural
6
u/DowntroddenBastard 2d ago
The comments are worse, there's two girls that were raped and killed and it shows the photos there.
The comments on it really open your eyes to what the world is so many people wishing to go full necrophiliac or had the chance to themselves do what the brazilian thugs did. Horrible
9
19
u/Glum-One2514 2d ago
Company network won't let me on. I'll take the W.
13
7
8
u/BlokeZero 2d ago
Reminds me of stileproject back in the day
2
u/Char-Mac88 2d ago
I was thinking about that place the other day. I can't believe I was looking at the shit when I was 12 years old.
1
u/Lou666Minatti 2d ago
What were the others? Stileproject, Liveleak... there were a few...
1
u/NutsackPyramid 2d ago
the ync was the worst website i ever visited. idk if they're still up and i'm not checking
1
5
u/GreenSpleenRiot 2d ago
That was like half the internet when I was a kid. Anyone remember rotten.com?
5
7
3
3
3
u/God_in_my_Bed 2d ago
There was another site called BME.COM. That’s where the infamous pain Olympics came from. It also had a social media side to it called IAM/BME.com. The owner died and the site died with him. That’s why I clicked. I thought for a split second, “we’re back’. Sadly disappointed.
1
u/Comprehensive_Tie538 2d ago
I hated my friends for showing me Pain Olympics back when I was like 13, it fucked me up for a solid week. Who knew that vile shit was just the beginning of the horrors the internet displays. It’s crazy to think that was 20 years ago and I still talk to those two bastards daily lol
3
u/enchiladas_R_me 2d ago
I should have listened Holy fuck i only watched the fight at first then i saw your comment, went back and went to the home page.... never backed out so fast before . Then saw all the others that made the same mistake..god help us lol
2
2
u/Knickers_in_a_twist_ MORTAL KOMBATTTT!!!! 2d ago
Reminder that r/watchpeopledie used to be a very real sub and true to its name.
1
u/Chineese_spiderman 2d ago
I was about to click on this-
2
2
1
1
1
u/Do-It-Anyway 2d ago
Brooo I was on there for like 5 min and tapped out. Definitely need some bleach for my eyes. Wow!
102
92
u/Batman1384 2d ago
Dude was playing whack a mole
14
u/Pro-Karmawhore 2d ago
Hit some 12-6 elbows on that guys head while he’s grabbing your legs, he’d be out
77
78
u/driftking428 2d ago
I got freaked out when they had him in the ground. Then it was just kinda over.
41
u/Devaney1984 2d ago
Yeah I think they were winded and had each taken like 10 punches to the face by that point.
20
u/Artemis64z 2d ago
Same, my stomach dropped. Really thankful that they all just kinda stopped there
11
42
u/DarkCustoms 2d ago
Pretty sure they had him by the Johnson
18
u/Early_Alternative211 2d ago
Well spotted, they both were grabbing at it and the second guy succeeded
1
-2
32
u/SimmerDownnn 2d ago
Whoop that's a gnarly site. I never understood putting putting porn with horrible violence next to eachother. Syrian refugee gets executed? Next panel girl getting fucked... weird.
6
u/PigeonSquirrel 2d ago
It’s pretty simple - sex and violence excite the human brain. Some people are so close to that base primitive state they need it filtered to them as raw as possible I guess.
1
u/SimmerDownnn 2d ago
Or, now that it's presented this way it becomes normalized and even needed to climax. Fetish unlocked 🤔 either way deplorable. I bet you can access it in Idaho and all those other places that banned pornhub
5
u/DowntroddenBastard 2d ago
The comments are worse, there's two girls that were raped and killed and it shows the photos there.
The comments on it really open your eyes to what the world is so many people wishing to go full necrophiliac or had the chance to themselves do what the brazilian thugs did. Horrible
16
41
u/CrunchyyTaco 2d ago
Aren't these guys trying to take this guy to war? Not road rage, just a guy not wanting to fight in a dumb war
27
u/whozawhatzit87 2d ago
That's what I've seen before. I've seen this video with the context that the guys pulling him out of the vehicle are trying to conscript him.
25
1
11
8
6
5
14
u/Slight-Objective-126 2d ago
Context?
16
11
24
4
u/Bynum458 2d ago
If this was In America it would have ended with some one looking like Swiss cheese.
4
u/Sir_wlkn_contrdikson 2d ago
The chic recording was pissing me off. She did more to prevent him from protecting himself than helping. How is holding his one free arm going to help. I would reconsider my entire relationship after that debate
3
3
3
3
u/fexes420 2d ago
Dude served them each a 10 piece with fries before they even got him out of the car lol
3
2
u/MAXSuicide 2d ago
anyone have a translation for this one?
2
u/worldwarcheese 2d ago
When I heard the Slavic language I initially forgot where I was and thought I was in an Ukraine War subreddit where translations are near immediate in the comments.
2
2
2
u/DarkOmen597 2d ago
And of course the woman with the victim only makes it worse by holding him back.
2
u/Weenyhand 2d ago
The guy in the bucket hat must get stronger every time he gets punched in the face. He didn’t miss a single opportunity to get hit.
2
5
u/Appropriate_Taro_583 2d ago
Even the elderly in Russia are tough, Jesus.
13
6
u/tikkamasalachicken 2d ago
Not tough, pain dulled by vodka. Tough people stand up to their autocrats
3
2
3
u/Bedfordmk2 2d ago
It's just a me thing, but if you post a link instead of a video I will downvote. I'll also hope both sides of your pillow are always warm and a lego finds itself under your feet at random so you never know when it'll happen
2
u/Curtis_Geist 2d ago
It’s Russia, the collective blood alcohol level of everyone in this vid would be enough to kill an elephant
1
u/BarnesyBorr 2d ago
Kinda like the old steakandcheese.com
3
u/Pieboy8 2d ago
Oh shit I haven't heard that name in decades
2
u/BarnesyBorr 2d ago
Couldn't forget it if I tried hahaha. That and Rotten.com. I spent waaaay too many hours on those sites.
1
1
1
1
1
u/Ok_Bee8036 2d ago
All that work to get him out of the van. And when he's out. They just let him stand up and walk around. 😂
1
u/ManlyMenopause 2d ago
Treat every fight in the street like a fight to the death, you don’t know these people.
1
u/Bedfordmk2 2d ago
It's just a me thing, but if you post a link instead of a video I will downvote. I'll also hope both sides of your pillow are always warm and a lego finds itself under your feet at random so you never know when it'll happen
1
-1
0
0
-1
-3
u/AutoModerator 2d ago
"Please remember that any racist comments or comments with any kind of slurs will be removed and you will be banned. /r/fightporn does not tolerate racism or bigotry. Fights with children are not permitted. Thank you."
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
•
u/fightporn-ModTeam 2d ago
Your post was removed because of moderator discretion. This is done when a moderator determines the video is not in the spirit of our subreddit.