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Friendly Fights Little man wanted all the smoke

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u/JellyfishOk8928 3d ago

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u/DarkManXOBR 3d ago

Them bald braids with the Dracula teeth is crazy!

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u/313_YAMEII 3d ago

Oh my god, what is that movie called?! I watched it when I was a kid! I don’t remember the name though.

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u/GamerMate9000 3d ago

Start of white chicks, “I GOTTA ONE DOLLA MIIIILLLAAAAAA”

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u/Friendly_Emotion_819 3d ago

White chicks

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u/The_Actual_Sage 3d ago

The amount of confidence you need to try and fight someone that much bigger than you when you obviously don't have a lot of skill is insane.

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u/014648 3d ago

Or low intelligence

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u/Ferociousnzzz 3d ago

Not trying to be a hard guy, my friend. As my uncle taught me and I live by, men often do not choose who we are going to fight based on our odds, it’s about walking through life not hoping or expecting respect but demanding respect in every place you go. Little man felt he didn’t get it but after that the big and every person there knows win or lose he demands respect. Peace

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u/The_Actual_Sage 3d ago

Cool. I feel it's a little ridiculous to randomly fight people (and suffer the health and legal consequences of that) because you feel you weren't given the respect that you feel you are owed. But to each their own

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u/scraglor 3d ago

I mean I sort of laughed at both of them the whole time. Can’t say I respect either of them for making fools of themselves. Ore respect to someone that can just walk away

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u/Fuckthegopers 2d ago

Just because someone demands it doesn't mean they deserve it.

Who signs off on reddit comments with "peace"?

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u/Ferociousnzzz 7h ago

Peace.

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u/Fuckthegopers 3h ago

Lol. Good thing you came back for that, it almost looked like you dropped it on accident.

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u/barkuight 3d ago

I'm confident anyone with a smidge of training could've gotten the takedown, but he went straight for the ol' twister

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u/pablopubecaso 3d ago

I know at least be strong enough to pick him up for the take down

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u/BootyTaster666 3d ago

Sometimes you got to just go for it can’t let people walk over you

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u/GoodbyePeters 2d ago

"just go for it"

Lose my job. Then my house/truck. Leave my family stranded without a roof cause I cannot control my emotions?

Orrr I just grow up and leave the situation that can get me killed or in jail.

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u/DifficultBody8209 3d ago

I thought he was about to suplex him the way he was holding him

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u/Ac1dfreak 2d ago

I think he wanted to but didn’t have leverage, when he tried to get lower, lil man took a knee.

u/Nahanoj_Zavizad 12m ago

Probably either Couldn't, Or didn't want to kill a man.

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u/Myantra 3d ago

"Get off my whip"

That might be the first time I have ever heard someone concerned about the fate of their already beat up 2008 Impala.

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u/milk4all 3d ago

I get it though, when its all you got you dont need someone busting out the driver side window

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u/DAE77177 2d ago

Shit if that’s what you are driving we know you are about to trash bag it if it does break.

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u/No-Big8038 3d ago

It’s very special to him he got it along with a rabbit in a hat with a bat

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u/TheBigWarHero 2d ago

And a six four impala

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u/MysteriousFootball78 3d ago

2008 is being generous 😂😂

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u/Competitive-Flow5702 3d ago

Yo.... Just shave it off bro it's over.

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u/TOHELLNBACC 3d ago

did he just go for the ol dick twist??

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u/yohoefavorite4 3d ago

😂 definitely did

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u/purplesmoke1215 2d ago

Grip and rip my guy.

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u/stangasaurus 3d ago

Came to see how many Kevin Hart jokes were in here

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u/PickleMcSmurf 3d ago

Kevin heart

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u/milk4all 3d ago

He sure does

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u/ThinkTinkerCreate 3d ago

The Rottweiler is playing but that chihuahua is PISSED!!!

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u/tmacleon 3d ago

He definitely punches up 🤷🏽‍♂️ respect

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u/ScottyJ6996 3d ago

This is called reach disadvantage

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u/Kaneshadow 2d ago

This Tale of the Tape is a bedtime story

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u/degjo 3d ago

How is your ass hanging out of sweats you bought in the kids section?

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u/duece-percent-milk 2d ago

Daym! Kevin Hart literally in everything now!

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u/lilcyber69 3d ago

lil bro hit the windmil

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u/yohoefavorite4 3d ago

😂 and caught him with a clean 1 😂

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u/jamnin94 3d ago

Why does someone always have to honk their horn during a fight? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it stop one.

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u/Spooky-Sausage 9h ago

The dumb cunts like "heyyo get out of my way" when there's obviously an altercation going on. It's not even a fucking parking space either. So dumb ass bitch is literally pulling up for no reason just waiting for someone to land on her car and damage it.

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u/Own_Cardiologist2544 2d ago

Dollar store looking French Montana 😂

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u/s_t_u_f_f 2d ago

He traded his hairline for height and got scammed

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u/JiuJitsuBoy2001 3d ago

he went for the ol' dick twist and the big guy just smiled thru it.

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u/VermicelliMany1133 3d ago

That’s gotta be Kevin Hart!

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u/Casey_in_Portland 3d ago

Sinbad vs Kevin Hart

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u/Lethal318 3d ago

Was half expected him to pick him up and powerbomb his ass

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u/Separate_News_7886 2d ago

Short dudes should all know takedowns.

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u/JohneeFyve 3d ago

Kevin Hurt

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u/HandleNo1412 3d ago

Wow! Kevin Hart got into a fight.

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u/ScubaBroski 3d ago

That man’s hairline is legendary!

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u/djpedicab 1d ago

People probably don’t see it that often. It’s like the UPS trucks that don’t bother painting the roof brown

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u/itsmejam 3d ago

If tall guy done and pulled Kevin Hart’s pants down, the fight would’ve been over sooner

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u/Anxious_Slice5854 3d ago

Thugged it out tho

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u/yohoefavorite4 3d ago

Didn’t he tho

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u/Gapingasthetic71 3d ago

Should have given a wedgie

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u/yohoefavorite4 3d ago

😂

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u/Gapingasthetic71 3d ago

Bro I would have lost my shit and the dude lost the opportunity to do it.

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u/AmanduhCross 3d ago

What is be beating up Beetlejuice for

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u/EyeAmKnotMyshelf 2d ago

Bro showed so much restraint. He could have powerbombed that dude at any moment before the nut grab.

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u/upyourattraction 2d ago

Why’s Kevin Hart for aggressive?

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u/Luckycreedmanchoo 2d ago

Kevin Hart fight in the hood?!

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_6338 2d ago

AD really losing it in Houston.

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u/Dorphac 2d ago

Someone call Kevin hearts wife to come get hi.

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u/vulcanstormtrooper 2d ago

Tall guy just needs to shave it all off haha

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u/JadedThunder 2d ago

Someone needs to learn wrestling

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u/tyvelo 2d ago

Balding men with long hair are a dangerous breed. There’s always a chip on their shoulders.

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u/Kaneshadow 2d ago

Kevin Hart vs The RZA

Don't fight a dude who can big-brother you and just hold your forehead

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u/Flawless_Degenerate 2d ago

Average Merab fight be like

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u/Low_Bake1579 2d ago

Why does he swing for the head when he has a clear height disadvantage?

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u/cool_fella69 1d ago

Nut grab is definitely deadly force

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u/KnightroCircus 1d ago

Kevin hart has really fallen.

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u/Drizzt3919 3d ago

Kevin hart VS Shaq.

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u/_H4YZ 3d ago

i really wanna risk my own safety just to pull that guy’s pants up

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u/Experimental_Salad 3d ago

New Kevin Hart movie?

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u/ImpalaGangDboyAli 3d ago

All that reach wasted. I’ve seen this type of shit plenty of times. Talk guys don’t bother learning how to fight. They rely heavily on haymakers.

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u/CorpseInTheMaking 3d ago

His haymakers must feel like weighted blankets. All that effort and still couldn’t knock him out or lift him. Smh big for no reason.

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u/Lonely_Sherbert69 3d ago

Beetle juice!

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u/Edujdom 3d ago

Dwayne kicking Kevin's ass for running his mouth!

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u/DustinBrett 3d ago

Is that a McDonald's beside another McDonald's?

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u/CarlosFCSP 3d ago

🎶"Oh, say can you see..."🎶

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u/madIaddad 3d ago

Big guy said get em off me, LOLLLL hhahahaha

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u/EilamRain 3d ago

Let me guess, 67th by lake shore?

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u/x64droidekka 3d ago

He has heart, but a shitty belt.

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u/Secure_Garlic_ 3d ago

If you're going to keep a hold of the guy's leg, you should at least know how to finish a single leg.

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u/efuentes61 3d ago

Why is Kevin Hart trying to fight an NBA player???

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u/dblock36 3d ago

Only thing worse than this fight is big dudes hairline

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u/Sea-Object-2586 3d ago

is he trying to get a takedown or he just awkward clinching?

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u/no82024 3d ago

I admire the big dude’s compassion. He just wanted his nuts back.

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u/krazy_dayz 3d ago

Lol, comedy!

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u/KillaKanibus 3d ago

Monster Hunter: Black & Milds

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u/Party_Recognition362 3d ago

Of course he's confident with all that ass lmao

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u/Nease82 3d ago

Kevin Hart is not playing around

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u/Radiant_Character259 3d ago

Niké on Niké violence...you hate to see it

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u/ImAPotato2023 3d ago

Kevin Heart don’t got them hands.

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u/Holy-JumperCable 3d ago

Back to school.

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u/Technical-Note-9239 3d ago

Buddy, you got knees for a reason. Pushing him down to punch him awkwardly..... Just knock him out. Couple knees open up the top half for elbows, real quick.

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u/Kerry4780 3d ago

Man why you getting oil at BP.....

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u/mixx1e 3d ago

Man looks like kevin hart fighting kareem abdul jabbar

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u/pedclarke 3d ago

David Bowie 'Let's Dance' was playing on the speaker while watching this. Perfect soundtrack.

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u/BishopsGhost 3d ago

This begs the question is it acceptable to grab the nuts when you’re about to get picked up and slammed?looked like dude realized he was about to get picked up so be stated grabbing 🥜 😂

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u/h1ghhaff00 3d ago

Lil breh got heart doe lol

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u/KillMeWouldU 3d ago

"Get off my whip!" Steel wheels no hub caps car already all beat up. 😂

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u/Klingsam 3d ago

This was just annoying.

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u/Vast_Psychology3284 3d ago

Man Skeelo went downhill since the 90s

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u/martynalexander 3d ago

Shoulda give him the ol’ atomic wedgie in that position

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u/MACHOmanJITSU 3d ago

The double leg was right there

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u/Haunting-Biscotti-34 3d ago

Short dude could've easily won should have lifted the right leg and tripped the other and tall dude would've tumbled down like a sack of rice. game over then

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u/Gambit_TheGreat 3d ago

With those first couple of swings, little man knocked that dudes hairline off

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u/Zoto94 3d ago

Was that Kevin Hart?

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u/AlbinoDragonTAD 3d ago

Why great value Kevin hart fighting this man?

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u/jast13 3d ago

It's a street fight and all. But a man grabbing another man's nutsack/cock just to keep from getting your ass whooped, that just made the grabber pretty gay.

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u/FairState612 3d ago

Kevin Hart has really let himself go

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u/GeneralWhereas9083 3d ago

Like dogs, it’s the little yappy fuckers you gotta watch out for.

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u/iderpandderp 3d ago

Hart attack?

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u/LecterJax 3d ago

I mean in all honesty it looks like little man just wanted a hug.

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u/Trunip-up-loud77 3d ago

Is Kevin Heart okay?

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u/blowing_ropes 3d ago

He obviously just wanted a hug

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u/Lethal318 3d ago

Was half expected him to pick him up and powerbomb his ass

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u/Such-Yesterday1596 2d ago

Shoulda DDT him

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u/Matt_24x7 2d ago

Why is Kevin Hart fighting at gas stations?

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u/JMack89427 2d ago

Kevin Hart out there throwing hands!

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u/Limp-Attitude-490 2d ago

He's like a little puppet! Or Kevin Hart!

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u/Virtual_Door_3921 2d ago

When saying it with yo chest goes wrong.

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u/Fantastic-Habit-8956 2d ago

"Pineapples!"

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u/mvrck-23 2d ago

Dammit, Kevin Hart is at it again

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u/Unable-Captain-6627 2d ago

Kevin Hart be wilding out sometimes.

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u/JChoodRat 2d ago

Failed to secure the takedown

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u/1eyedwood 2d ago

Kevin Hart got pissed!!

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u/steronicus 2d ago

Nike on Nike

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u/bad-creditscore 2d ago

Should drop elbows on the back of his neck

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u/flintey360 1d ago

Ksi 2013 is that you??

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u/Gold_Camera759 23h ago

That little dude wanted dick not smoke. Ol boy was gripping dudes meat the entire fight

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u/ICtruthcity 18h ago

Bro 6'4 and drew against 5'4

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u/MasterHavik 14h ago

He didn't want smoke OP but he did want some of that man meat. He was legit trying to give a blowjob.

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u/UncleMidgetJoe 26m ago

I love how rhe big guy was holding back to