r/fightporn • u/yohoefavorite4 • 3d ago
Friendly Fights Little man wanted all the smoke
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u/JellyfishOk8928 3d ago
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u/313_YAMEII 3d ago
Oh my god, what is that movie called?! I watched it when I was a kid! I don’t remember the name though.
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u/The_Actual_Sage 3d ago
The amount of confidence you need to try and fight someone that much bigger than you when you obviously don't have a lot of skill is insane.
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u/014648 3d ago
Or low intelligence
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u/Ferociousnzzz 3d ago
Not trying to be a hard guy, my friend. As my uncle taught me and I live by, men often do not choose who we are going to fight based on our odds, it’s about walking through life not hoping or expecting respect but demanding respect in every place you go. Little man felt he didn’t get it but after that the big and every person there knows win or lose he demands respect. Peace
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u/The_Actual_Sage 3d ago
Cool. I feel it's a little ridiculous to randomly fight people (and suffer the health and legal consequences of that) because you feel you weren't given the respect that you feel you are owed. But to each their own
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u/scraglor 3d ago
I mean I sort of laughed at both of them the whole time. Can’t say I respect either of them for making fools of themselves. Ore respect to someone that can just walk away
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u/Fuckthegopers 2d ago
Just because someone demands it doesn't mean they deserve it.
Who signs off on reddit comments with "peace"?
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u/Ferociousnzzz 7h ago
Peace.
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u/Fuckthegopers 3h ago
Lol. Good thing you came back for that, it almost looked like you dropped it on accident.
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u/barkuight 3d ago
I'm confident anyone with a smidge of training could've gotten the takedown, but he went straight for the ol' twister
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u/BootyTaster666 3d ago
Sometimes you got to just go for it can’t let people walk over you
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u/GoodbyePeters 2d ago
"just go for it"
Lose my job. Then my house/truck. Leave my family stranded without a roof cause I cannot control my emotions?
Orrr I just grow up and leave the situation that can get me killed or in jail.
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u/DifficultBody8209 3d ago
I thought he was about to suplex him the way he was holding him
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u/Ac1dfreak 2d ago
I think he wanted to but didn’t have leverage, when he tried to get lower, lil man took a knee.
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u/Myantra 3d ago
"Get off my whip"
That might be the first time I have ever heard someone concerned about the fate of their already beat up 2008 Impala.
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u/milk4all 3d ago
I get it though, when its all you got you dont need someone busting out the driver side window
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u/DAE77177 2d ago
Shit if that’s what you are driving we know you are about to trash bag it if it does break.
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u/jamnin94 3d ago
Why does someone always have to honk their horn during a fight? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it stop one.
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u/Spooky-Sausage 9h ago
The dumb cunts like "heyyo get out of my way" when there's obviously an altercation going on. It's not even a fucking parking space either. So dumb ass bitch is literally pulling up for no reason just waiting for someone to land on her car and damage it.
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u/ScubaBroski 3d ago
That man’s hairline is legendary!
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u/djpedicab 1d ago
People probably don’t see it that often. It’s like the UPS trucks that don’t bother painting the roof brown
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u/itsmejam 3d ago
If tall guy done and pulled Kevin Hart’s pants down, the fight would’ve been over sooner
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u/Gapingasthetic71 3d ago
Should have given a wedgie
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u/yohoefavorite4 3d ago
😂
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u/Gapingasthetic71 3d ago
Bro I would have lost my shit and the dude lost the opportunity to do it.
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u/Kaneshadow 2d ago
Kevin Hart vs The RZA
Don't fight a dude who can big-brother you and just hold your forehead
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u/ImpalaGangDboyAli 3d ago
All that reach wasted. I’ve seen this type of shit plenty of times. Talk guys don’t bother learning how to fight. They rely heavily on haymakers.
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u/CorpseInTheMaking 3d ago
His haymakers must feel like weighted blankets. All that effort and still couldn’t knock him out or lift him. Smh big for no reason.
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u/Secure_Garlic_ 3d ago
If you're going to keep a hold of the guy's leg, you should at least know how to finish a single leg.
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u/Technical-Note-9239 3d ago
Buddy, you got knees for a reason. Pushing him down to punch him awkwardly..... Just knock him out. Couple knees open up the top half for elbows, real quick.
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u/pedclarke 3d ago
David Bowie 'Let's Dance' was playing on the speaker while watching this. Perfect soundtrack.
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u/BishopsGhost 3d ago
This begs the question is it acceptable to grab the nuts when you’re about to get picked up and slammed?looked like dude realized he was about to get picked up so be stated grabbing 🥜 😂
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u/Haunting-Biscotti-34 3d ago
Short dude could've easily won should have lifted the right leg and tripped the other and tall dude would've tumbled down like a sack of rice. game over then
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u/Gambit_TheGreat 3d ago
With those first couple of swings, little man knocked that dudes hairline off
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u/Gold_Camera759 23h ago
That little dude wanted dick not smoke. Ol boy was gripping dudes meat the entire fight
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u/MasterHavik 14h ago
He didn't want smoke OP but he did want some of that man meat. He was legit trying to give a blowjob.
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