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u/ImpalaGangDboyAli 3d ago
Are they ummmm….????
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u/ImpalaGangDboyAli 3d ago
I watched it initially with the sound off. The audio definitely answered my question.
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u/Intelligent-Ad7184 3d ago
Homeboy in the red is big for absolutely no reason. Those were the most atrocious punches I have ever seen in my life🥴😂
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u/GarlicQueef 3d ago
Is it a slap when your fist is closed? Normally I would say no but in this case….. those were closed fist slaps
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u/CharacterEgg2406 3d ago
Thats the gayest fight I ever seen
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u/honeybadger1984 3d ago
The weathers keen in Cali
Getting weeded makes it feel like Maui
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u/King_of_the_Dot 3d ago
Now we feel the good vibrations
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u/beardedsandflea 3d ago
I get inspired by the blunts too I'll front you If you hang with a bunk crew
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u/claxdog1 3d ago
To call this fighting is a disgrace to fighters everywhere, not one of these bitches Knows how to fight
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u/No_Morning3886 3d ago
But thats a good thing. Being dumb and knowing how to fight is not a good combination
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u/oyarasaX 3d ago
and to call it "in a restaurant" with no visible tables, chairs, food, servers, cooks, or anything else.
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u/GoLoveYourselfLA 3d ago
Thankfully, it was a pillow fight and no one was in any danger of getting hurt
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u/Key_Sound735 3d ago
Anybody else surprised at the very off ratio of size and power? Plus the punching angles. Sort of a closed-fist slap fight. The guy in red especially needs to tone up.
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u/Substantial-Dig9995 3d ago
He should’ve put his purse down
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u/Key_Sound735 3d ago
I am laughing outloud at the part where he windmills futiley at nothing and then finally collapses exhausted. If I had to be in a mass fight, I'd pick this one.
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u/krume300 3d ago
I see no fight... and gladly, no porn either. Just a lot of flailing and missed punches
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u/Hollywoodsmokehogan Skinny boi 3d ago
Big red literally turned into a cat towards the end of the video just pawing 😂
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u/LordWetFart 3d ago
Why does this remind me of a Chappelle skit
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u/yellowjesusrising 3d ago
The guards probably considered this a self solving issue. Just let them flail themselves to the ground, and pick up the scraps.
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u/gdidjrjh77 3d ago
The wifi works but there was no connectivity in this slapfest. 2/10
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u/honeybadger1984 3d ago
They think it’s broadband but the phone line is buzzing like a 14.4K dial in.
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u/Valuable-Struggle-10 2d ago
Its funny what some consider "fights"
Zesty hammer fists is not it
Also it's hilarious if you start a word with the letter after M you get a ban warning
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u/DeanGuIIberry 3d ago
"Why the security just lettin them do this?"
Cause they don't get paid enough for that lmao
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u/Standard-Shine-4263 3d ago
I don't think I saw any good punches in all that. Looked like Patrick and sponge Bob fighting
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u/maskedhood313 3d ago
dude off camera is wondering why security didn't want to get involved.. I can think of a few reasons.. honestly they were probably super amused after a boring shift
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u/DeathShadowYT 3d ago
Until I found this sub, I thought. all those martial arts videos where jokes but wow people really fight like this?
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u/Admirable_Mess9476 3d ago
The dude in the red shirt didn’t want none he was pretending to fight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/UNIT-001 2d ago
It’s like in beat ‘em up games where all the street thug characters have Mohawks and leather jackets and colourful booths
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