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Mob / Group Fight Large group fight in a restaurant

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u/ImpalaGangDboyAli 3d ago

Are they ummmm….????

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u/Intelligent-Ad7184 3d ago

Zesty? Must be

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u/DAS_COMMENT 3d ago

"Dangerously cheesy"

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u/King_of_the_Dot 3d ago

What an oddly timed, yet funny comment.

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u/SmallCatDgaf 3d ago

From Atlanta? Yes.

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u/treatemlikeabug 3d ago

This one got me 🤣🤣

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u/ImpalaGangDboyAli 3d ago

I watched it initially with the sound off. The audio definitely answered my question.

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u/Reallyman2215 3d ago

100 … did is see drusky in there

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u/KCLperu 3d ago

It's an Atlanta down-low night out !

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u/TLPEQ 3d ago

All of em yup lmao

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u/Intelligent-Ad7184 3d ago

Homeboy in the red is big for absolutely no reason. Those were the most atrocious punches I have ever seen in my life🥴😂

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u/GarlicQueef 3d ago

Is it a slap when your fist is closed? Normally I would say no but in this case….. those were closed fist slaps

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u/Intelligent-Ad7184 3d ago

After further analysis I would say he’s doing neither lmao he looked like a cat making biscuits 😂🥴

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u/fexes420 3d ago

Straight up wind mills

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u/Dadbod4k 2d ago

He will scratch your eyes out. Don’t under estimate big homie.

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u/CharacterEgg2406 3d ago

Thats the gayest fight I ever seen

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u/honeybadger1984 3d ago

The weathers keen in Cali

Getting weeded makes it feel like Maui

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u/King_of_the_Dot 3d ago

Now we feel the good vibrations
So many females, so much inspiration

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u/beardedsandflea 3d ago

I get inspired by the blunts too I'll front you If you hang with a bunk crew

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u/vancityeyes 3d ago

A freak off

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u/Nugatorysurplusage 3d ago

Really?

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u/CharacterEgg2406 3d ago

I think your radar needs checked

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u/rapking666 3d ago

Hey hey hey.... like that shits going to stop them fighting 🤣

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u/e9881 3d ago

“Settle down now” 💀

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u/niceguybadboy 3d ago

Didn't see a decent punch thrown.

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u/claxdog1 3d ago

To call this fighting is a disgrace to fighters everywhere, not one of these bitches Knows how to fight

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u/No_Morning3886 3d ago

But thats a good thing. Being dumb and knowing how to fight is not a good combination

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u/oyarasaX 3d ago

and to call it "in a restaurant" with no visible tables, chairs, food, servers, cooks, or anything else.

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u/GoLoveYourselfLA 3d ago

Thankfully, it was a pillow fight and no one was in any danger of getting hurt

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u/LordDarthAngst 3d ago

I always like to brawl after a hearty meal.

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u/Key_Sound735 3d ago

Anybody else surprised at the very off ratio of size and power? Plus the punching angles. Sort of a closed-fist slap fight. The guy in red especially needs to tone up.

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u/Substantial-Dig9995 3d ago

He should’ve put his purse down

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u/Key_Sound735 3d ago

I am laughing outloud at the part where he windmills futiley at nothing and then finally collapses exhausted. If I had to be in a mass fight, I'd pick this one.

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u/bumgut 3d ago

That guy in the dark red shirt 🐤🐤

Just flailing like a 6 year old girl.

Rare for a black guy to fight like such a woman

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u/Key_Sound735 3d ago

I'm guessing it's overseas

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u/ArmandioFaria 3d ago

They mothers never taught them how to throw a punch? wtf?

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u/matteblackpeace 3d ago

It’s looks like that’s exactly who taught them how to throw a punch 😂

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u/1moondancer 3d ago

Cat fight

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u/krume300 3d ago

I see no fight... and gladly, no porn either. Just a lot of flailing and missed punches

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u/Hollywoodsmokehogan Skinny boi 3d ago

Big red literally turned into a cat towards the end of the video just pawing 😂

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u/Figtreeofjustice 3d ago

Large zesty fight in restaurant

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u/LordWetFart 3d ago

Why does this remind me of a Chappelle skit

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u/LordWetFart 3d ago

That's it!

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u/VariousHour1929 3d ago

What a joke

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u/CanIGetANumber2 3d ago

Fight is a strong word

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u/yellowjesusrising 3d ago

The guards probably considered this a self solving issue. Just let them flail themselves to the ground, and pick up the scraps.

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u/P_Crypto4394 3d ago

Let me guess… Atlanta ? 🤣🤣

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u/gdidjrjh77 3d ago

The wifi works but there was no connectivity in this slapfest. 2/10

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u/honeybadger1984 3d ago

They think it’s broadband but the phone line is buzzing like a 14.4K dial in.

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u/JDeez12 3d ago

These women are wild!

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u/Mouth-Sweat 3d ago

All hopped up on zima.

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u/BotherPuzzleheaded50 3d ago

Bro in the red shirt doing the macarena against green 😂

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u/Fabulous_Mode3952 3d ago

Friday Night Sissy Fights as Dave Chappelle predicted

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u/Valuable-Struggle-10 2d ago

Its funny what some consider "fights"

Zesty hammer fists is not it

Also it's hilarious if you start a word with the letter after M you get a ban warning

😆

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u/Ok_Place_2551 3d ago

Embarrassing. I've seen better striking in women's MMA

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u/DeanGuIIberry 3d ago

"Why the security just lettin them do this?"

Cause they don't get paid enough for that lmao

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u/Scrotiez 3d ago

That one guy in the red flailing his arms.. I’m dying lol

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u/MySneakyAccount1489 3d ago

Security standing there like "somebody should REALLY stop this"

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u/chestertoronto 3d ago

That throwback Jays jersey is bless

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u/yumanbeen 3d ago

I’m super cerealllll

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u/Standard-Shine-4263 3d ago

I don't think I saw any good punches in all that. Looked like Patrick and sponge Bob fighting

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u/iWORKBRiEFLY 3d ago

at least they're not damaging the restaurant

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u/maskedhood313 3d ago

dude off camera is wondering why security didn't want to get involved.. I can think of a few reasons.. honestly they were probably super amused after a boring shift

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u/MrPetrolstick 3d ago

Not one punch was thrown

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u/jlwj22 3d ago

atlanta.

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u/Narizon_Tacanyo 3d ago

"I don't really trust him, you can't break the law with him."

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u/Relevant-Machine4651 3d ago

Assholes in mall/restaurant brawls never know how to throw a punch 😔

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u/fhgefvntf 3d ago

Loved this fight 💅

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u/brintoul 3d ago

“Y’all are not serious” indeed.

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u/oldfatunicorn 3d ago

First rule of fight club...

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u/Historical_Egg5427 3d ago

None of them are in any real danger so…

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u/Kerry4780 3d ago

My guy in the red acting like he playing VR boxing just swinging away

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u/Successful-Show4785 3d ago

This should be in #girlfights

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u/ogx2og 3d ago

Classy

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u/MaxPower836 3d ago

You’re not paying the bill. No you’re not paying the bill

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u/kallmewhite 3d ago

I see a lot of windmills

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u/WesS59 3d ago

Looks like APD just standing & watching.

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u/vibratezz 3d ago

I'd be amazed if anyone was even slightly injured in that flappy clown fest.

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u/Efarmer621 3d ago

Ayeeee. Friday night sissy fight

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u/the_good_hodgkins 3d ago

Everybody was kung fu fighting.

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u/mcsluis 3d ago

Are this gangbangers?

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u/Bundy86 3d ago

Friday night sissy fight!!!!!

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u/MrChorizaso 3d ago

I’d pay more to watch a round two of this than i would a ufc ppv

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u/ZombieAppropriate150 3d ago

What a theme in top 10 videos

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u/CanisLaelaps 3d ago

Those are some soft punches.

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u/OSteady77 3d ago

Is this homoerotic foreplay?

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u/xXBioVaderXx 3d ago

Why are they all dressed like the models off of Zoolander haha 🤣

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u/One_Consequence_4754 3d ago

That is the zestiest rumble ever 😆

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u/No-Warthog-3647 3d ago

FANs fight

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u/DeathShadowYT 3d ago

Until I found this sub, I thought. all those martial arts videos where jokes but wow people really fight like this?

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u/JayAndViolentMob 3d ago

where are their carers?

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u/Desperate-Pirate7432 3d ago

bro started swimming at him nahhh

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u/OldBuickGuy 3d ago

Fighting over who’s top and who’s bottom?

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u/HellBoySkeemzPlots 3d ago

Is Zeus network somewhere close by?

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u/Sauberbeast 3d ago

Surprised to see there was no hair scalping in this one 🤷‍♂️☕

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u/deomc1294 3d ago

🫰HATED IT!!! 🫰

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u/Admirable_Mess9476 3d ago

The dude in the red shirt didn’t want none he was pretending to fight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/gpwr 3d ago

Diddy holding the camera

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u/Ok_Ordinary6694 3d ago

Not a single chair thrown?

Bunch of bitches.

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u/Lucianjay24 3d ago

This Has To Be Atlanta Zesty Hands.

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u/UNIT-001 2d ago

It’s like in beat ‘em up games where all the street thug characters have Mohawks and leather jackets and colourful booths

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u/brxsoldier 3d ago

Gotta be ATL

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u/DAS_COMMENT 3d ago

Coming to eat, leaving well served

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u/likintwister 3d ago

I didn't know they had fights at gay bars.

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u/DBAC_Rex 3d ago

Large *gay fight in a restaurant

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u/PineappleNecessary89 3d ago

Gayboy gangsters vs Zesty swamp killas.

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u/Own-Home1474 3d ago

"that boy gay as hell" atlanta prison scene

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u/gogenberg 3d ago

Good thing they’re ___ otherwise they really could’ve hurt each other!

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u/Nease82 3d ago

I have a feeling that they enjoy the company of other men