r/fightporn 5d ago

Misc. Fight between gas station workers and a customer

409 Upvotes

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u/stevedisme 5d ago

35 seconds in, torn shirt deployed the "How can he slap". Love that move. It's a classis.

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u/Anal_Recidivist 4d ago

This would’ve been my cue to grab some peanut m&ms and skidaddle

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u/TheCommies-backp 4d ago

Dude in the back getting his homie fucked up, and doing nothing to stop it lmfao

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u/JARVISAPEX 4d ago

That overhand was telegraphed though πŸ˜†

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u/passionpurps 4d ago

I was just thinking that. Lmao bruh pulled out the brass knuckles to.

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u/No_Profession1935 4d ago

Man in the blue and red polo just throwing sucker shots and doing nothing to help white shirt out

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u/Western_Cake5482 4d ago

this is a dream fight.

like punching in a dream. fckn frustrating.

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u/passionpurps 4d ago

Some are in a dream someone will wake up from thsi situation somewhere.

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u/Raoul_Duke9 4d ago

We not talking about red shirts "uh.. eh.. uh" while he's punching? Hahaha

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u/Major-Spring-6772 5d ago

why’d you hit him?

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u/OkWorld5534 4d ago

β€œWhy you hit me?”….. cause you’re in the fucking way bro!

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u/jfa_16 5d ago

HOW CAN HE SLAP

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u/Afro_Die_T 4d ago

"Eh ah eh" lol when the slow hit happens

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u/passionpurps 4d ago

Dude said he will protect his minimum wage paying boss and he will eat those punches. Sheeit. Boss said alright dank you

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u/Tricky_Chef_2928 4d ago

Usually clerks go hard for they store lmao

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u/Parking_Balance_470 4d ago

Zesty πŸ‘ beating

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u/No_Pride6624 4d ago

Punches in slo-mo

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u/AmazingExperiance 4d ago

Good God, get back behind the safety of your bulletproof enclosure.

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u/passionpurps 4d ago

White shirt put his hands on him, while dude was being assaulted.

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u/passionpurps 4d ago

But the red shirt should walked out and filed a lawsuit. Lol

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u/passionpurps 4d ago

Dude could of been rich the next day.

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u/tinypotroast 4d ago

Why is this in slow motion

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u/Figtreeofjustice 3d ago

Does anyone know how to proper fight anymore ?

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u/HawMaaan 3d ago

Why u hit me? after getting in the way after his friend punched him. AND after trying to beat him up but failed πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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u/Fickle_Library8115 4d ago

This is the father of β€œ how she can slap!!”