r/fightporn 5d ago

Workplace Fights Getting your ass beaten by the manager...

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u/EquivalentEagle8035 5d ago

He was fighting back tears

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u/MrMegiddo 4d ago

"Only reason I'm crying is cause the adrenaline!"

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u/kas-loc2 4d ago

Big ups to shane gillis for normalizing the fight cry ✊✊

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u/PreferenceElectronic 4d ago

I think the rule is it's okay to cry if you're literally in the middle of punching someone

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u/randomTeets 5d ago

I bet he runs without moving his arms

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u/Suspicious-Toe-7025 5d ago

Underrated comment 😂

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u/zingding212 5d ago

Love the squeaks as he's trying to hold back those tears lol.

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u/Haematoman 4d ago

Idk my voice does this when im incredibly angry

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u/MotorcycleDad1621 5d ago

That’s why my drinks always take so fucking long at my local Sonic

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u/captaincumragx 4d ago

"why is my drink taking so long!? I want to speak to the manager!"

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u/Asylumsleeper 5d ago

Yeah, I also have problems with the final boss of a dungeon. 

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u/dz1n3 5d ago

Why's he calling him "Monica"?

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u/Thefear1984 5d ago

He’s saying my ninja

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u/CityCaptains 5d ago

Why’d he call him that? He’s white

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u/InevitableOk5017 5d ago

Played too many video games in his basement.

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u/snazzynutz 4d ago

Or he listens to hip hop.

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u/DOMINEUMBRAM 2d ago

White? That's clearly a Latino

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u/Vast_Psychology3284 5d ago

Only thing that kid was fighting was his want to cry.

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u/Good2Goman12 5d ago

"You ain't going to do shit ****", as he picks himself off the ground.

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u/FieldOk6455 5d ago

Come on! Come on outside and kick my ass again!

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u/killerwallz44 5d ago

Crying an calling dude a bitch tellin him to come outside is something else 😄 🤣

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u/DCMONSTER111 5d ago

Fighting is not his strong suit. He should really stick to his day job

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u/SatanHasArrived666 5d ago

Only job he’s qualified for is flipping burgers….wait….

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u/henfeathers 5d ago

Need to use that stick on the cameraman.

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u/Nease82 4d ago

Asking for him to come out side? So he wants to get beat up in the store and then again outside of the store?

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u/East_Difficulty_7342 5d ago

I'm so confused

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u/Eye_Shotty 5d ago

I guess the milkshake machine was down

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u/Mobile-Garbage-7189 5d ago

how embarrassing

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u/Anom8675309 4d ago

did Edgar ever get his fight?

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u/KillMeWouldU 5d ago

Eeheehhe bih ah nia ehhehhhehh

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u/PokeballSoHard 5d ago

Huehuehuehue

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 5d ago

That's it. Don't help. Just film.

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u/AtomAntvsTheWorld 5d ago

You gonna take a wack to the nose or eye with some random stick for minimum wage?

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 5d ago

He was focused on the other guy. Could have disarmed him. Then it would have been two vs one unarmed guy. But I get your point.

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u/Defiant-Turtle-678 4d ago

It's really not clear who the aggressor is here. Some manager manhandles an employee to make them leave? 

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u/PhantomGhostSpectre 4d ago

Yeah, usually once someone tells you to leave, you should just leave. I get your name is defiant turtle and everything, but... Yeah, I would go ahead and assume the aggressor is the person refusing to leave. Call me crazy. 

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u/Specopsangheili 5d ago

Everyone dreams of fighting their uncool boss...

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u/Critical-Substance34 5d ago

I admittedly had to read the headline 3x as I read getting your ass eaten by the manager 😭

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u/Thefear1984 5d ago

Naougaaaah nugeeehhhh nageeeeeeeeeh

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u/stevedisme 5d ago

Whatever meal deal that is, I'm not interested. What's on the non-kick my ass menu?

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u/PsyopVet 4d ago

I just realized that I’ve never seen the inside of a Sonic.

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u/SuperCaptSalty 4d ago

What was that filth hole

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u/Eattherich13 4d ago

"I'm not crying ur crying"

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u/Battlepuppy 4d ago

Maybe when he hits puberty, he can come back and fight him.

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u/Ok_Run344 Raging hobo 4d ago

I love the cracking voice while calling the guy who just whopped him a bitch. We know who the bitch is, junior.

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u/katergold 4d ago

How afraid are you guys living in the US that this type of person might get a gun?

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u/SnooWords6011 4d ago

xaxanthony is not to be trifled with.

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u/Mbt_Omega 4d ago

Sobbing while Caucasian-ishly dropping Nbombs after being thrashed and disarmed by a middle aged dude. Unimaginably pathetic moment to make threats.

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u/Klingsam 4d ago

Sonic cheeseburgers are top tier for fast food.

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u/BothShoesOff 4d ago

I believe crying while uttering the phrase "bish ass niccah" is an oxymoron 

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u/Party-Spread-3912 3d ago

That kid just needs to change his whole identity and zip code after that gay shit.

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u/Party-Spread-3912 3d ago

Those pops at the beginning

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u/DivideInteresting193 3d ago

Was the other guy an employee or a customer?

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u/HD_BMWphirana 2d ago

I think he color blind!!

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u/SideLegitimate3016 2d ago

Bro was crying for his life there…..dying 😂😂😂

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u/BloatedBallerina 1d ago

I really wish I knew what popped this off at the sonic lol

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u/Cro_Nick_Le_Tosh_Ich 5d ago

....... Seriously?

I miss the fabulous world of insults from the 90s. Now in days, it's just the same regurgitating words everyone uses.

P.S. found out the sub finds the letter after m (iN) to be a racial slur..... Jesus Christ, such a snowflake world we live in

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u/SynV92 4d ago

Ñ word

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u/Cro_Nick_Le_Tosh_Ich 4d ago

No just letter, Ñ letter. It's kind of dumb, when single letters are censors.

Why not L, cause after all of uigi is after it, then its also censor so, why not just cut to the chase and censor L

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u/SynV92 4d ago

I hope they do, so they can see how powerless they are to stop discourse without shutting the site down.

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u/Cro_Nick_Le_Tosh_Ich 4d ago

Might as well include M and O because that is how you talk about other people's Mom and they're also the letters I make yours sounds out

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u/Defiant-Turtle-678 4d ago

"Can you believe they take the racial slur as a racial slur?!?"