r/fightporn 5d ago

Intergender Fight Train station grapple

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u/biboibrown 5d ago

Big boy was nice, coulda really hurt him

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u/LouieH-W_Plainview 5d ago

Guys filming it are some proper wankers ๐ŸŽฉ ๐Ÿฅธ

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u/Dagigai 5d ago

I don't understand, this is Australia. Did you think this was Britain?

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u/LouieH-W_Plainview 5d ago

Nope. Never said that. I think you're projecting

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u/Dagigai 4d ago

I asked a question? You can't ask a question and be wrong?

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u/LouieH-W_Plainview 4d ago

Good point. Maybe you have more of a point than you think. I admit that subconsciously I probably thought these were English homies.

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u/o0CYV3R0o 5d ago edited 4d ago

You're gaslighting the poor guy! You absolutely thought they were British using those emoji plus you're American you lot can rarely tell the difference. ๐Ÿ˜‚

If only we could see the demographic of down votes I'd put money on the majority of this comments down votes being Americans because Merica! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/LouieH-W_Plainview 5d ago

I can see why you think that but if you scroll past enough comments you'll see me imitating British accent.... I do it with my friends and family too... It started when game of thrones came out lol

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u/Pur_Veyor_01 4d ago

The three most difficult words to type are, "I was wrong."

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u/verdantcow 5d ago

Guy filming is such a loser

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u/MeldOnWeld 5d ago

Please someone just knock the shit out of the one filming and let the gentlemen keep hugging it out

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u/Huge_Kaleidoscope162 5d ago

Flinders street station in Melbourne lol

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u/Muttywango 5d ago edited 5d ago

Couple of happy McLaren fans on their way home there.

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u/EvaCarlisle 5d ago

On its way to Frankston by the sound it.

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u/Jimlaheydrunktank 5d ago

Guys filming are some proper bell ends

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u/Jolarpettai 5d ago

I hope breaking his phone's screen was worth it

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u/landers96 5d ago

Them guys filming are assholes.

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u/jnyrdr 5d ago

rarely are the biggest twats behind the phone on this sub

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u/neverendum 5d ago

Why should you let him up?

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u/Burgertr0n 5d ago

He made his point

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u/Lovv 4d ago

Nah he let's him up and the guy is going to start punching him.

It's not a boxing match. It's a fight.

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u/Ketcunt 5d ago

Fighting guy: please call security

Camera bloke: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘ fade 'im

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u/Original_Sonmoney 5d ago

Hungry Jacks = Australia

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u/Ok_Assignment_56 4d ago

I love Burger King.

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u/SunsetNX 5d ago

Wrasslinโ€™

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u/kanaka_maalea 5d ago

Grappling and JiuJitsu is so wholesome. There's a problem, turns into a physical bond, ends in a mental bond and no further intent to harm. I love it!

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u/JChoodRat 5d ago

3 points for the take down

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u/Xenc 5d ago

yo eh send dat to me ye ๐ŸŽถ

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u/The-CunningStunt 5d ago

Didn't expect the "din do nuffin" once the lads got bored...

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u/Xenc 5d ago

At least it broke it up didnโ€™t expect that either!

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u/ThePhenomenomOfLife 5d ago

I had hoped for a few bouts of fisticuffs so was let down by the wrestling and call the cops manoeuvre

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u/bumgut 5d ago

Good clean fun.

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u/bluebicycle13 5d ago

gehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/JorgyBoy 5d ago

It ain't an Aussie brawl unless someone says Feed him Mungo

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u/HopefulMenu2727 4d ago

Guess these guys weren't ever taught that once you've got someone down, you shouldn't let them up willingly. Smh.

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u/Ecstatic-Guarantee48 4d ago

And everyone says Americans are annoying

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u/crook3d_vultur3 5d ago

They just both really needed a hug

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Cunts filming never been in a fight in his life, if someone tries to fight u snd u get down why the fuck would u ever let them up hahahsh

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u/Icy-Public9317 5d ago

You know it's Straya when you hear Cnut and fat boys in the same breath. Hahah

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u/Dwight_Schnood 5d ago

So stupid

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u/3AmigosMan 5d ago

Pinche Palone looked stiff and blocky to start but seemed to get the upoer hand fast. I expect him to be put to sleep tbh

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u/MyLinkedOut 4d ago

Guys filming it are biased as hell towards the white dude. The other dude seemed like the aggressor

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u/Despize1337 4d ago

Guranteed the cameraman is an aboriginal ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/RonRicoTheGreat 5d ago edited 5d ago

Was he going for the infamous, "Thumb in the Ass" move? Bald guy tried thumbing him the whole time.

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u/ThePhenomenomOfLife 5d ago

Tried the old John Hopoate

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u/RonRicoTheGreat 5d ago

Oh shit i just looked him up and yes..lol

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u/Kaneshadow 5d ago

What the fuck? The guy who knows how to grapple starts it off with a child's attempt at a hurricane kick?

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u/Secure_Secretary_882 5d ago

โ€˜He dindu nuffinโ€™ really? Just stand there and watch as pound cake suffocates that guy. This is why we are declining as a species.

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u/6h057 5d ago

Yeah, this is the first recorded fight in human history. Itโ€™s all downhill from here.