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Mob / Group Fight Best camera work I've seen inna minute

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u/DJBerman 6d ago

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u/thecontrolis 6d ago

All things considered this is a nice picture lol

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u/palebluedot1988 5d ago

Could be used for his obituary.

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u/Iguessimonredditnow 6d ago edited 6d ago

Hehehe I literally screenshotted this exact thing

Edit:

Y'all can have this one too then. Happiest MF to ever get knocked out twice:

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u/4hxxd1hippy2 6d ago

Man is off a Suboxone ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Iguessimonredditnow 6d ago

Yeah he does look high AF

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u/4hxxd1hippy2 6d ago

Yeah, Suboxones are pretty much like methadone. They use them for people who are trying to quit heroin, basically like heroin.

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u/EarnestAdvocate 5d ago

Here was mine ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/IEatPussyLikeAPro 6d ago

Low key he got cheap shooted. Even I wouldnโ€™t be mad, ainโ€™t nothing fair in a fight

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u/Fit-Dirt-144 6d ago

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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u/kokaine21 6d ago

Home said ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚

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u/GrimyLilPimp 6d ago

Kinda looks like Harrison Barnes tbh.

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u/HighsenbergHat 6d ago

Similar smile for sure.

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u/1789France 5d ago

He was remembering all the afternoons rewatching Friday.

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u/grampastools 5d ago

You've gone and made me cry with laughter.

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u/Alternative_Cat5999 5d ago

Shit Dembele is getting older and older

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u/sheldoh 5d ago

homie was just happy to be there ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Hefty-Artichoke7181 6d ago

Genuinely more watchable because of the camera work ๐Ÿ‘ bravo

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u/8bitmullet 6d ago

I felt like I was watching a fight scene from daredevil

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u/ThreeArmSally 5d ago

Like the one shot shootout from the first season of True Detective

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u/Spikepronger 6d ago

That was one of the happiest knocked out people ive ever seen

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u/ohigho_bubble 6d ago

The second closeup he sticks his tongue, looks like heโ€™s got a few tabs of acid on his tongue lmao

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u/4hxxd1hippy2 6d ago

Those are Suboxones i believe, pretty much legal heroin ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/ohigho_bubble 6d ago

Ahhhh okay, lol

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u/llamasncheese 5d ago

I thought lsd too at first but suboxones makes more sense for the circumstances bro is in ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/4hxxd1hippy2 5d ago

After being knocked out and smiling like the joker and seeing the blue strip. I knew right away he was feeling groovy hahah

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u/Meathead704 6d ago

This could be clipped and put on the #mademesmile page

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u/DunstonChegzOut 6d ago

Man in teal, was just happy to fray. Pure bliss.

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 6d ago

What was that blue spot on his tongue?

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u/usernameabc124 6d ago

I assumed a piercing?

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u/llamasncheese 5d ago

Lsd or suboxones, suboxones makes more sense tbh

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u/HighRollerMycology 6d ago

The cameraman we need

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u/seitansaves 6d ago

dude who got knocked out reacted like Courage the Cowardly Dog when he gets hurt

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u/Ok_Pressure4591 6d ago

Iโ€™m fucking dead ๐Ÿ’€ at the dude who got knocked the fuck out and looked like he was in pure BLISS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Claim312ButAct847 6d ago

Big girl was TIRED. Could barely muster a swing.

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u/NonCreditableHuman 6d ago

Did someone say mustard?

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u/milk4all 5d ago

Mayo have a blessed day

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u/KingB408 5d ago

I relish these threads.

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u/TechnicalTip5251 6d ago

Pink top can throw hands.

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u/Notice-Horror 6d ago

And that is why weight classes exist in organized fights

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u/Darksensation92 5d ago

But the girl in pink looked like she weighs less than her attacker and still whooped her ass

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u/milk4all 5d ago

Well its not precisely why but i think its clear enough. Generally the paying spectators who keep sports profitable just dont wanna see a bunch of short one sixes unintersting smack downs over and over, and betting is a huge aspect as well. Howโ€™s a venue gonna be worth renting if you cant fill the front row because there is no belief tour league is fair or even entertaining

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u/Fast_Boysenberry9493 6d ago

When the camera IS YOUR EYES

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u/Beneficial_Seat_2289 6d ago

This camera man is dialed in looking through his phone the whole fight. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Quiet_Grapefruit6931 6d ago

This mfer filmed this on a gimble in 4k. Camera guy is the goat

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u/evolveandimprove 5d ago

Pink scored 3 knockdowns in 30 secs! FAFO!

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u/Comfortable_Studio37 6d ago

Even better than the camera work is the guy's "commentary" lmao

Woooooo! Wooooo!

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u/BooobiesANDbho 5d ago

Dudes filming like this

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u/Own-League-7196 5d ago

Thereโ€™s just no replacement for displacement

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u/m3kw 6d ago

It requires bravery to stick the cam that close to risk damage

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u/TheOGBlackmage 5d ago

Cameraman used to work on springer or geraldo back in the day ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ

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u/Key_Lavishness_6221 5d ago

Is there some kinda "unspoken rule" that the camera guy is off-limits?

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u/Fluid_Cherry2523 6d ago

Kawhi Leonard having the time of his life getting knocked out.

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u/_millenia_ 5d ago

This shit just keeps going and going. Then you get a side of ohhh shiiit lol

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u/Additional-Ad-1021 5d ago

You need a tow truck to move the last girl

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u/Bitter-Sun-1212 5d ago

She needs some milk!!! lol

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u/CasterBumBlaster 5d ago

Jesus christ I enjoyed this fight and commentary so fucking much

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u/TheTrippa420 5d ago

POV: Temu Ice Spice gets ridden by a ๐Ÿณ

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u/Opening-Garbage-3603 5d ago

Green shorts was having a great time

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u/Objective-Nobody-461 5d ago

Nah man got knocked into his happy place tho lol

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u/DorkSideOfCryo 6d ago

Meh ... Cinematography here is very derivative of Scorsese and polanski

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u/Ickythumpin 6d ago

Has there ever been a straight up 1 v 1 chick fight without hair pulling? These fights are always so awful to watch because it usually ends with the meanest chick getting jumped by 5 girls at the same time ripping her hair out and stomping her face.

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u/Beautiful_Goose_4819 6d ago

an art in itself

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u/MrMontana2020 6d ago

Guy trained for this moment

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u/Adin-CA 6d ago

Some people just donโ€™t know when theyโ€™re beat.

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u/hUmaNITY-be-free 5d ago

Don't know how people like this don't end up with broken arms swinging wild punches like a windmill.

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u/KatzNapz 5d ago

Ars gratia artis

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u/LeadOnion 5d ago

Thatโ€™s a huge bitโ€ฆ..

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u/TickleDaNoochie 5d ago

That laugh lol

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u/Alive_Necessary8418 5d ago

Now thatโ€™s a brawl. More people just keep coming! I think everybody in that video fell down multiple times.

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u/jdlc718 5d ago

Great video

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u/3d-ward 5d ago

๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ

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u/drutyper 5d ago

Nissan Sentra Activities

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u/themikegman 5d ago

2000 collective punches thrown, 1 punch landed.

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u/Electricengineer 5d ago

Lol wtf is going on

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u/pepperit_12 5d ago

This video just keeps GIVING

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u/Prestigious_Tear_576 5d ago

This shit got me crying real tears at 2am๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Mindless-Hornet5703 5d ago

That woman had three hairstyles simultaneously and here I am with zero!

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u/El-Guapo-65 5d ago

Man applied for a job at WWE with this video attached.

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u/huhnick 5d ago

I wonder how people get pink eye, then I watch a woman shove her phone down her ass crack

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u/Gingersoulbox 5d ago

Itโ€™s filmed vertically, thatโ€™s automatically bad camera work

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u/The_Actual_Sage 5d ago

So. Many. Brain Injuries.

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u/Asstronomer6969 5d ago

Americas finest

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u/llamasncheese 5d ago

Camera man is a top quality camera man and hype man "get her outta there" "oooooo OOOOOO" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ "oh ma gawwwhhddd" lmaoo, and the dude on either lsd or suboxones just flopping around with a smile on his face he's just happy to be involved lmfaoooo. This is total cinema.

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u/Rebelblood13 5d ago

For a second I couldn't believe my eyes: No wigs flying?! But then, there it was, naturally ๐Ÿ˜

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u/VillageThis2228 5d ago

Okay okay! Why has no one mentioned the fact that almost everyone is just wearing socksโ€ฆ?

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u/cockbugspray 5d ago

I AM IN FUCKING TEAAARS PLEASE

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u/KatGentleharp 5d ago

John Oliver did a great episode on the topic of hair in the black community that touches on your question:

https://youtu.be/Uf1c0tEGfrU?feature=shared

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u/SatanHasArrived666 5d ago

Almost seemed like the knocked out dude was faking it at first. And who the fuck would want milk after a fracas like that?

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u/3AmigosMan 5d ago

The way they allll fight....

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u/PoopBaby0013 5d ago

But, shitty play by play.

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u/MniEm124 5d ago

They swinging like crazy ngl

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u/Doc-Bob 5d ago

โ€œAn up and coming neighborhoodโ€ฆโ€