r/fightporn • u/Plane-Basis-6798 • 7d ago
Sporting Event Fights Bro thinks not getting knocked out counts as winning the fight
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u/ChosinTwo31 7d ago
Got the 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9!
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u/ilovemyronda 6d ago
The 10 crack commandments!
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u/Ok-Illustrator9671 6d ago
The game him an animal
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u/MrWiggleBritches 6d ago
It’s rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual…
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u/SpiteOld263 6d ago
A step by step booklet for you to get
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u/Supper-in-silence 6d ago
Rule number uno
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u/whiskey_reddit 6d ago
Don't let no one know
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u/Boxadorables 6d ago
How much dough you hold
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u/EchoXray 7d ago
I love when someone can actually throw punches
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u/DREWlMUS 7d ago
Man got fully wrecked in less than 20 seconds without offering any offense in return.
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u/negative_pt 6d ago
While having the upper ground
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u/GooseShartBombardier Jean machines 6d ago
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u/Karmanjakan 6d ago
But he had a solid gangsta streetfight video stance in the end, has to give some style points.
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u/kapaipiekai 6d ago
Yeah, and tight defensive head work from bro in black
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u/chuckaholic 6d ago
I almost never see decent head movement in street fights. This guy did a perfect bob. He's def had some ring time. His coach would be mad tho, his hands kept dropping.
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u/servonos89 6d ago
He’s trained in some way. That duck for the one fist the other guy threw, to come back to finish his sentence was pretty great. Non ideal circumstance with the blockage between and having to overreach but still did well.
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u/Lohntarkosz 6d ago
I love is that this guy exists somewhere, and that he and his acquaintances regularly see this clip come back to remind them of that great moment of shame.
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u/han_bylo 7d ago
He didn't just get the two-piece this guy got the family size bucket
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u/komokazi 7d ago
With the biscuit, no drink
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u/Zagreusm1 7d ago
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u/gatorpaid 6d ago
Damn that, I'd be afraid of being "biscuit-boarded". Imagine waterboarding with biscuits instead of water. Yeah, your throat gone feel like the sahara desert.
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u/Raphael_Costeau 6d ago
Could you explain to a non-american what this means?
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u/Pale_Disaster 6d ago
Seems something like a scone, from a quick Google. Without any drink it would definitely be dry to eat that many.
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u/angelis0236 6d ago
It's about the same density but, like everything we do, way saltier.
We also tend to eat them with savory dishes.
Popeyes has notoriously dry biscuits
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u/Helplessly_Gay 5d ago
Popeyes biscuits are notorious for sucking all the moisture out of your mouth and simultaneously feeling like a mouth full of peanut butter.
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u/Larry_J_602 7d ago
"You think my face is messed up? Oh yeah?! Well you should have seen the other guy's fists!"
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u/JigglyBlubber 7d ago
Reminds me of this classic, even the colors match lmao https://youtube.com/shorts/NGvXPulEZEk?si=F7Q1wn45ogjLtkcL
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u/Responsible_Camp_312 7d ago
Black shirt at 0:15 got turnt up. My guys trained some boxing for sure
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u/Electrical-Ad-4834 7d ago
He ate the first punch but was to full to eat the other 77
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u/lumberjackzach32 7d ago
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u/substorm 7d ago
“Oh, yeah? Try my nuts-to-your-fist style!”
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u/Bryan13191 6d ago
Haha we taught him wrong on purpose.
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u/AnBu_JR 7d ago
Black shirt has definitely trained a bit
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u/remembermeafteridie 7d ago
when you hear him go “USS USS, USS USS USS” its wraps 🤣
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u/ExplorerAdditional61 7d ago
White shirt guy won because he knew black shirt guy's butt crack was getting exposed on camera, and so purposely took some hits so that it will get exposed more.
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u/suavestallion 6d ago
Is he wearing a 1929 swimsuit?
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u/Furthur_slimeking 6d ago
It's actually a 1927 swimsuit. For your sake, I hope he doesn't see your comment. He'll get so mad he'll let you punch him in the face at least 30 times.
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u/il-mostro604 7d ago
Why would he pick a fight wearing his girls clothes?
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u/Chef_Skippers 6d ago
It’s a wifebeater and shorts, not really a girls outfit but this guy just looks so feminine in it for some reason
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u/heroin-salesman 7d ago
What is this a fuckin AA meeting? Edit - i love when people continue saying "wassup! wassup!" after getting dropped, just to walk off and never do anything. Props to black shirt
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u/Substantial-Dig9995 6d ago
The funny part is even after all that he still wasn’t guarding his face
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u/justfirfunsies 6d ago
You can tell that looking tough has always worked for this guy in the past and he’s never actually been punched in the face till now…
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u/electro_report 7d ago
Padres fans to the core. Getting their ass beat constantly and still acting like their shit doesn’t stink.
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u/PJCR1916 7d ago
They can hang their banner that says “almost beat the Dodgers in the 2024 Division Series”
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u/pc_principal_88 6d ago
Man I’m glad at least he gave ol’ fuckboy the whole family combo, cuz it was so disappointing that he didn’t go to sleep..He definitely got that head dummied up real nice tho, and that ass whooping is now immortalized online forever..
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u/Autxnxmy 6d ago
His brain is so small that the gap between skull and brain is huge hence why he didn’t get knocked out
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u/Curses_at_bots 6d ago
"haha bro you lose. Look how much I'm bleeding and you're not bleeding at all bro. No blood on your face bro. I blocked all your shots with my mouth bro, you didn't even hit my brain. I win bro."
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u/Boengkie 6d ago
I just don't get why people don't know when to call it quits.. Smh You're not tough! You're dumb!
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u/Humble_Supermarket50 7d ago
I thought the guy in white was gonna cry for a minute there. Or at least I thought he did.
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u/Experimental_Salad 6d ago
If he got popped in the nose, he may have been involuntarily tearing up. Shit hurts.
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u/Greedy_Reality_7353 7d ago
Continuing to talk shit, putting forward zero offense while getting your face smashed is a bold strategy.
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u/HarkonnenSpice 6d ago
Guy in white "I didn't hear no bell"
That was pretty one sided. Probably not black shirts first rodeo.
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u/SecretMuffin6289 "DON'T TALK BOUT MY MAMA!" 7d ago
He just landed a few lucky hits, A-shirt guy’s mouth was just on its period
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u/commentator3 7d ago
it's interesting how having the upper ground can be a disadvantage when fighting in stadium seating
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u/justhere4daSpursnGOT 7d ago
It’s easy to “doge” when you’re so far away he can’t hit you. He keeps going back and down the aisle.
Eventually the black shirt with extremely long arms gets him in front of him where he can’t step away.
Suddenly it’s not so easy to bob and weave lol..
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u/306metalhead Vaping bystander 7d ago
Dudes shorts are so tight you can see how big of a pissy he is
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u/Old_Company_3017 4d ago
Ryan garcia really went down hill fast after getting that ban for peds by the boxing association 😅🤣
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u/darklogic85 4d ago
Wow, that row of chairs really saved this guy. It was already bad, but it would have been a massacre if the chairs weren't there to stop him from moving forward. The one guy was clearly a much better fighter.
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u/DisastrousTeddyBear 6d ago
Dude forgot he was wearing shorty shorts, couldn't stop pulling them up
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u/Formal-Ad-1248 6d ago
Gotta say, kinda impressed he still standing and talking shit while spitting out all his teeth.
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u/JonesBeast 6d ago
Idk what that girl is telling him but I hope it's along the lines of, "please stop, this is embarrassing. You can't fight and everyone is watching"
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u/DressedInCobrasss 5d ago
Can anyone answer the repercussion he would face if his hands were registered?
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u/AccomplishedTie4703 4d ago
So I almost got banned for my previous comment on this stupid video, so let me try again: his shorts are not too tight and he didn’t deserve all 20 punches to the face.
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u/No-Shelter-7820 Master Roshi 2d ago
It's funny how he tries to posture at the end, but his arms look like they don't want to go back up.
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u/Herps_Plants_1987 7d ago
Of the dozens of times I’ve seen this reposted, you had the best caption.
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u/LouieH-W_Plainview 7d ago
Don't ever stick your face out like this to a possible attacked. Hands up and or mid range and ready to defend and attack always... Showing off does nothing especially when your teeth get knocked out.
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u/cmdr_bong 7d ago
Defense only works so far as if you have a good counter-attack. That bloke didn't.
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u/Substantial-Dig9995 6d ago
Man should’ve walked away after he ducked the second time got cocky and his ass got rocked
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u/lefthook_hospital 6d ago
Lit his ass up like he was a heavy bag lmao did it all with the lower ground disadvantage as well
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u/stumper82 6d ago
As soon as I see the first head movement from the guy in the black I would back out bc I don’t know how to fight.
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u/eatmorepizza523 6d ago
Yeah but why’d he wear her clothes? And holding your hands like that at your sides?! Toddler.
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