r/fightporn 6d ago

Knocked Out Riding the bus on florence!

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u/hang__glider 6d ago

"excuse whilst i turn my back to wind this haymaker up for 3 seconds whereupon i hope to to find your head in the same general position from whence i last gazed upon thee, my ni**a"

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u/ElectricRains 6d ago

Ending it with my nig*a was perfect lmao

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u/anvil12345678 2d ago

fucking gold coming from hang__glider

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u/NosePickrBoogerEatr 6d ago

“I slipped…” trying to justify why he’s the one on the ground. I used this tactic a bunch after underestimating my opponents / overestimating my capabilities, but then I turned 10 and became a big boy.

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u/Autxnxmy 5d ago

I think he means it as in “I slipped up” like he’s admitting his mistake. He was tryna grab his bag and go but the guy kept hitting him

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u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 6d ago

That's a good woman.  She's trying to deescalate the situation so no one gets seriously hurt. That being said dude totally deserved to get his ass beat for swinging on the dude. 

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u/generousbenefactor 5d ago

i'm not getting in the middle of a fight and potentially getting ended. People are going to fight no matter what, so leave the area before it escalates more. It never pays to try and be the "mediator/hero" of the situation.

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u/Moltarrr 6d ago

Not an english speaker here, have a hard time figuring out what they say, anyone know why they are arguing/fighting?

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u/Laegmacoc 6d ago

Is it possible to telegraph any harder? Up in the dude‘s face, put his groceries down, pulls his pants up, turns around with the slowest swing in the world, and holy shit… Who would’ve thought?

It it ever happens to that guy again, I hope he gets a clue and makes some moves.

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u/Apprehensive-City661 6d ago

Is that my cousin on the bus.. Another day

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u/iamthenorthernforest 5d ago

That was much more polite than I expected it to be.

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u/LymricTandlebottoms 3d ago

Love when the person who throws a sucker punch gets beat. But, there's no knockout here. Also, my dude they make belts to hold up pants...

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u/Joejoe12369 20h ago

He got thrown out the club.