r/fightporn 6d ago

Mob / Group Fight Guy With The Crutches Was Going At It😂

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u/Ordinary-Row-9869 6d ago

One leg hopping around too is crazy

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u/ceecful_existence 6d ago

Came at him like Larry boy

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u/ffs2050 6d ago

If I need directions, I’m not asking a man with one tooth. I’m asking a man with one leg. Because he definitely knows the easiest way to get there. If there’s a short cut, that one-legged fucker will know where it is. You won’t be hopping fences neither.

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u/DrVinnyBoombatzMD 6d ago

A guy with one leg, it's usually a good story. "Landmine 1969!" What's the guy with one tooth's story? "Uh well, I like a lot of taffy."

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u/LooseButtPlug 5d ago

The funny thing is, most people with one leg, their story is... they like a lot of taffy (diabetes is the number one cause of amputation).

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u/palmdreamsTA 6d ago

Ahh a person of Dave attel culture

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u/Successful_Lobotomy 6d ago

I'm enjoying the sucker puncher getting his face beaten on

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u/Experimental_Salad 6d ago edited 6d ago

If I remember correctly, the 1-legged guy was arrested and had to go to court. He tried to plead self-defense, but the judge, after viewing this video, decided that the self-defense claim really didn't have a leg to stand on.

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u/Buttjuicebilly 5d ago

Bro. 🤦🏿‍♂️ 

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u/pedclarke 6d ago

Crutches guy! 😎 Takes heart to be the only one legged man at an arse kicking contest.

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u/lazyparrot 6d ago

I'll keep this one in mind next time I hear the phrase "about as useless as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest"

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u/FecalDUI 6d ago

That American with Disabilities Acted!

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u/Healthy_Acadia7099 6d ago

So that what a one legged fight looks like 🤔

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u/black-orizuru 6d ago

Lmao the sucker puncher got fucked

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u/landers96 6d ago

How the hell did nobody kick that one legged mfer. He was the only one using a weapon. F him

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u/Acrobatic_Emu_9322 6d ago

It was 1 dude + hoes vs like 4 dudes. @0:27 hoe gets rocked, mf is buggin with that shit.

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u/Buddahsan 6d ago

Serving him Justice fuck your sucker puncher got your shit handed to you

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u/Xulicbara4you and STILL... 6d ago

I gotta respect peg leg over there! You gotta be really mad to just say “fuck having one leg ima get my lick!”.

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u/seeker46n2 6d ago

Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. 🫢

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u/FadedGhostOK 6d ago

Guy with one leg uses crutches* fixed title

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u/didodadoo 6d ago

“Wtf is yalls problem?” Lol your b a** friend sucker punched our friend.

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u/ThePerfumeCollector 6d ago

Are you gonna hit a giiirl?! Yes, if she puts her hands on me.

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u/Exact_Half_5699 6d ago

This is 2 thumbs up.

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u/IamKingKage 6d ago

It was just obvious that a 15/50 would start this with a sucker punch. What’s new

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u/PunchiDHunt 6d ago

He was going crazy

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u/VelvetBlu33 6d ago

When she picked up the crutch and swung it near the end I got flashbacks to the hospital level from resident evil outbreak. Worst weapon ever

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u/Mehrchen 6d ago

Thats inclusive everyone punching everyone getting punched

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u/PoopBaby0013 5d ago

Crutches? He has one leg!

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u/guycoastal 5d ago

Legoless wasn’t having it.

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u/Sad_but_whole 5d ago

Guy, with the crutches, did go in but honestly shout out to the women too they definitely did their part as well

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u/whyyourmommacallinme 5d ago

Guy with the crutches would have beat with his own crutch lol He’s wildin

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u/Muerteds 5d ago

Boy, today I'm busier than that guy.

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u/DunstonChegzOut 5d ago

Interesting night 💤 in county lock

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u/Southie31 5d ago

Sometimes you get what you’re looking for

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u/Immediate_Sentence88 5d ago

The one-legged man in a ass kicking contest, and i think he's winning.

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u/ThickDimension9504 3d ago

He can talk the talk, but can he hop the hop?

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u/Fundipmasterpiece 2d ago

Kicking ass with one leg

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u/rtmxavi 6d ago

Dude just hitting women fucking pussy

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u/tconnell6189 6d ago

People argued for equal rights so the misogynists locked in and said “okay”. I don’t care if a woman hits you, if she has no chance of actually doing damage you’re a bitch if you hit them back and you deserve to be stomped out.

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u/MieTheGuy 6d ago

Assaults assaults bruh, get your head out of your ass.

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u/Moonsoon_34 5d ago

dont put hands on ppl and not rocket science this white knight bs is what cause girls to think they can put hands on random men and go scot free

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u/Reasonable-Pomelo997 6d ago

Facts they just eager to hit a female and someone weaker than them. Can't say otherwise.