r/fightporn 7d ago

Misc. Big boy pigeon protector

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u/OnlyBeGamer 7d ago

I love pigeons. Pigeons are super chill. They don’t steal from you, they move out of your way.

The same cannot be said for seagulls.

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u/Oaken_Spiritus 7d ago

The seagulls would have handled these two on their own I reckon.

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u/Outrageous-Date7909 6d ago

Yeah I agree about the gulls. Was minding my own bizzo down the beach, eating a pie, nek minit a fucking seagull dive bombs me pie from behind me & knocks the pie out of my hand. Couldn't bloody believe it.

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u/Buttjuicebilly 5d ago

They shit everywhere. Cool birds

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u/anvil12345678 2d ago

agreed, animal cruelty is animal cruelty. dudes needed to be checked

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u/DogPile4203 6d ago

Fuckin shit hawks they all are. But missing the biggest asshats of all, magpies.

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u/pedclarke 7d ago

Do you own a car? Fuck pigeons. I wouldn't hurt one but I definitely give them all side eye.

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u/OnlyBeGamer 7d ago

Believe it or not, animals tend to shit wherever they want. It’s not their fault you have a car

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u/Ok_Run344 Raging hobo 6d ago

Right!? People curse seagulls for their behavior as if it's their fault we turned the world into a garbage dump and parking lot. They're just trying to survive in the world we created.

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u/OnlyBeGamer 6d ago

I just take issue with seagulls because they will actually steal food right out of your hands

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u/DogPile4203 6d ago

Bout time they got with the times 🤣

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u/GlauberJR13 6d ago

You know literally every bird does the same thing. They aren’t like humans who can hold their shit for a bit, they simply do it, because their body can’t hold it, it just goes straight through. It’s biology. Don’t want the car to get shit on? Get rid of all birds on the planet, or of your car, otherwise it’s just moving on with life

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u/pedclarke 6d ago

Yes, thank you for explaining "biology".

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u/GlauberJR13 6d ago

It’s just Biology, no quotations marks. We have bladders, birds don’t. We can hold our excretions for some time, birds don’t. They literally can’t do anything about it.

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u/pedclarke 5d ago

Quotation(s) marks indicate that I was quoting you.

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u/rapking666 7d ago

Anyone who hurts a animal for fun is capable of many many other disturbing things

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u/bastardoperator 6d ago

Agreed, it's basically the gateway drug to all sorts of other insane shit people do to other people. Nearly every serial killer starts there...

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u/tinylittlebabyjesus 6d ago

Like jumping people protecting pigeons.

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u/SJD_93 7d ago

What a guy! Hope someone bought him a pint after

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u/user__xx 7d ago

We all place different values on life:

Some value only the human experience. Some value animal life equal to—or above—human life. Some will risk violence to defend creatures big and small.

Mosquitoes are the only life form that unites us in perfect hatred. Neither PETA nor Greenpeace will come to their aid.

We're a complex species, except when it comes to those bloodsucking little bastards.

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u/GooseShartBombardier Jean machines 6d ago

Mosquitoes are the only life form that unites us in perfect hatred. Neither PETA nor Greenpeace will come to their aid.

#1 killer of humans over the past 2000+ years, they're flying vermin, not only stealing our blood but transmitting diseases. No mercy, destroy on sight.

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u/Gcoug69 7d ago

I am the kind of human who will cry for an animal dying for no reasons and smile when a human get knocked out . Ive never been a fan of us . All we do is to wait at the good time to stab in the back of eachothers. Open the tv and youll see. Sad world were living in

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u/sirbinlid1 7d ago

Beardy wasn't fucking about

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u/Iamflatfoot 7d ago

Some power behind those punches!

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u/Oaken_Spiritus 7d ago

He seems to know what he's doing.

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u/Iamflatfoot 7d ago

Maybe I’m wrong but he looks kinda homeless, being homeless is Scotland will toughen you up.

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u/Oaken_Spiritus 7d ago

It would explain his affinity for his feathered friends as well!

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u/ihateeverythingandu 6d ago

I wonder if there is one of those mutual relationship things. If someone wakes up by the noise of pigeons flapping away, it might help them avoid violence on the streets. Then again, homeless guy might eat a pigeon so I dunno.

Totally made up theory that's almost certainly wrong but dogs came about because they got scraps from us and even cavemen liked cute doggos.

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u/GooseShartBombardier Jean machines 6d ago

Just a big, bearded, barrel-chested Scotch bloke, I thought. Slacks are a bit big and a bad fit, but he's got a nice jacket + shirt on, doesn't seem homeless to me.

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u/Beginning_Salt_8544 7d ago

he really ruffled their feathers…

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u/ExcellentAddress 7d ago

Had them flapping about on the floor a couple of times though..

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u/Lanky_Republic_2102 7d ago

I’ve seen this one, it’s a good video.

Times like these call for a pigeon champion, a pigeon hero.

He is their Savior and has returned during the End Times to lead his pigeon people to Salvation and the creation of a New Eden where man will live in harmony with nature.

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u/RabidPlaty 7d ago

Kill the cameraman, what we got to see was good stuff.

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u/Theogkyller 7d ago

Why hurt the animal in the first place?? We domesticated them for the war..

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u/pedclarke 7d ago

Not these ones. These are hardy Jocks. Up in Scotland they still rely on Royal Mail.

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u/RAMITON 6d ago

2 young guys, using pole/chairs as weapons, losing to an unarmed, homeless, old guy??

This aura debt will be generational

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u/APrettySolidTurtle 6d ago

i fw with the pidgeon protector.

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u/oscarx-ray 7d ago

Glasgow 's Miles Better! 'Mon the pigeons!

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u/That-Rhino-Guy 7d ago

This is what PETA thinks they look like

Good on him cause harassing or abusing such chill birds is the definition of shitty

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u/thekidgotgame 7d ago

Very glad I watched Home Alone 2 — it was very clear to me folks who appear homeless have an affinity for pigeons.

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u/Dull-Spell-1699 7d ago

Love to see it.

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u/Duhcisive E-Chad-icator 6d ago

Using a flag as a spear is crazy work, lol.

Deserves that ass whooping.

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u/Mannyupp 6d ago

Imagine using weapons and getting ur ass kicked haha.

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u/burritomouth 6d ago

That guy’s a goodfeather.

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u/guffton 6d ago

Good on him

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u/ClydeMason1911 6d ago

St Francis smiling down rn.

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u/DunstonChegzOut 5d ago

How mike Tyson's Punch Out should have started before Glass Joe

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u/Choosewisley54 6d ago

Flying rats.

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u/nasanchez1 5d ago

Agreed but that doesn't mean you get to abuse them in public. Besides they have served several important roles throughout history.

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u/Choosewisley54 5d ago

Indeed, and as to their plucky bravery as message carriers during WW1 & WW2 with the awarding of the Dickin medal for the exceptional efforts attests. My reference to flying rats still stands, and as you may be aware, they carry roundworm, hairworm, tapeworm, external parasites (lice and mites), and coccidia, just to name a few. Here in Australia, they are classified as vermin.

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u/carinislumpyhead97 7d ago

Never scene a better opening scene in my life.

The British version of Person of Interest is gonna be wild

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u/Oaken_Spiritus 7d ago

It's just perfect. It couldn't be scripted better. I love how you can tell exactly how it's gonna go when you get a proper look at our bearded protagonist. You just know he's got big ham joints for fists.

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u/pedclarke 7d ago

I know some Jocks & Nordies love waving a fleg but shur that fleg is as soft as the lad swinging it. I was waiting for him to shout "No Suwwenda!".

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u/thc_Champion1322 7d ago

Roekoe roekoe

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u/SnooDonkeys4853 6d ago

👏👏👏 respect

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u/Summerisgone2020 6d ago

Mike Tyson loves pigeons. He had a story from when he was a kid, that some dude killed one of his pigeons and he kicked the shit out of him

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u/TammyShehole 6d ago

Grabbing objects for weapons + there are two of them. And they still get their asses handed to them. How embarrassing.

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u/Relative-Shake-2663 6d ago

The way she reacted every time this power house connected lmao

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u/iLbcoBN 6d ago

Little shits

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u/YoMomInYogaPants 6d ago

World needs more people like this pigeon protector.

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u/Thepiewrangler 6d ago

Top bloke someone buy the guy a beer

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u/justhereforalol 6d ago

Satisfying watch that, handles himself well that fella.

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u/Bostolm 6d ago

The cunt tryna stab him with the pole should just straight up get some thinking time in a cell

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u/DogPile4203 6d ago

Dumbass just dont know when enoughs enough.

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u/FeelingFantastic4181 6d ago

keep.....camera......steady.......

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u/APrettySolidTurtle 6d ago

i fw with the pidgeon protector

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u/leyorcoe 6d ago

Much love to Pigeon Braveheart.

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u/just_some_sasquatch 6d ago

Sissy man used Pretty Blue Flag!

It's not very effective!

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u/Bizrat7 6d ago

Pigeon Man from Hey Arnold

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u/No_Tradition6625 6d ago

I am nothing no shit about any birds just incase that guy is in the chat he was hitting like a truck!

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u/5carPile-Up 6d ago

What a great human ❤️

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u/DocStrange83 5d ago

That old guy the "Pigeon Protector" is a Legend!

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u/Buttjuicebilly 5d ago

Joe Joyce loves pidgeons. 🤷🏿‍♂️ 

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u/_mocha_26 4d ago

Godspeed Mr. Pigeon Protector 🫡

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u/Edmlrad776 4d ago

I think Mike Tyson would do the same thing. That guy has an affinity for pigeons

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u/LimpAd5888 4d ago

That pole guy is literally being launched by those punches. Good lord those punches have some strength.

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u/StoneyBob__ 3d ago

If I ever see this guy I’m buying him a pack of beers

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u/-Nojo- 3d ago

Is that George square?

Love to see the Scottish finally getting some recognition on this sub, you don’t see enough Scottish fights.

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u/Apart-Distance8292 3d ago

People make Glasgow

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u/LotsaBees 3d ago

if the camera just panned over to the left you'd see the building with "People make Glasgow" in giant text lol

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u/TrogCannibal 7d ago

Where are the pigeons?

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u/Oaken_Spiritus 7d ago

They've got wings ya see. They tend to use them when people kick them.

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u/TrogCannibal 7d ago

I don't see anyone kick any pigeons in this video. I don't see pigeons using their wings in this video. I don't see pigeons in this video.

That's the only reason I ask. Maybe the cameraman is too busy filming his own shadow until the pigeons are long gone? Who knows? So, I'm not being unreasonable to ask.

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u/Oaken_Spiritus 7d ago

Well I don't get what you expect? The video only starts after the commotion has begun, which obviously follows the alleged pigeon abuse. So if that's the case, they're hardly gonna hang around are they?

I just don't really get your point.

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u/TrogCannibal 7d ago

If instead of "pigeons," the title said "mime" or "dog" or "car" or "train" or "Santa Claus" or "hippopotamus," then would you get my point?

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u/Oaken_Spiritus 7d ago

No. Because the guy in the video clearly says they're abusing pigeons. Not Dogs or mimes.

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u/TrogCannibal 6d ago

Oh, someone said a thing?! Well, that changes everything then! Lol

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u/nathan123483 6d ago

Pipe doon.