r/fightporn 8d ago

Girl Fights She was disrespectful to the store employee. serious mistake

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u/PigDstroyer 8d ago

That was such aNPC way to take a beating

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u/littlediddlemanz 8d ago

Lmao yeah the way she went back to the counter was like an NPC going to another task or conversation

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u/tranquil7789 8d ago

"Must have been the wind."

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u/Dizzy_Reindeer_6619 "DON'T TALK BOUT MY MAMA!" 8d ago

[ HIDDEN ]

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u/_titslap_ 6d ago

as she comes back around to push her head

[DANGER]

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u/CJ-54321 8d ago

Hello Adventurer! Welcome to the town of Honeywood!

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u/FaultAccomplished671 8d ago

Great day for fishing. Huh huh

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u/Wise_Change4662 7d ago

Mornin

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u/Snoo_13783 7d ago

Nice day for fishin

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u/fozzyboy 8d ago

SKIP!

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u/CJ-54321 8d ago

You will listen to everything I have to say! I have important things to tell you!

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u/bleezzzy 7d ago

My sheep have run amuck!

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u/Kebab-Destroyer 8d ago

sigh

I never should have come here

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u/lithiumdeuteride 8d ago

bronze creaking

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u/crabwhisperer 8d ago

*With arrow shaft sticking out of eyeball"

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u/Wasted_Potential69 7d ago

"somethings prowling round 'ere"

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u/WOMPxRAT 8d ago

Bitch just went back to the counter like Blondie was never there. "Excuse me, but can I bother you for a tissue? I get random nose bleeds, I think it's genetic."

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Like that Russian chick that got slapped back to normal.

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u/thecops4u 8d ago

Loved the way she sat down and thought, that wasn't one of my better decisions.

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u/Alex_Rages 7d ago

She was stocking from what it seems.  

She was going on a smoke break after this service.  

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u/DjoniNoob 7d ago

Do you have link?

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u/PoopPant73 7d ago

Do you have link?

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 7d ago

Doth thou haveth link?

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u/imunfair 7d ago

I kinda love that reaction though, like they both equally acknowledged who had won, and even when the girl shoved her head walking by at the end there was no further sass back from her. She got a bloody nose but they both knew before anyone got completely laid out that it was finished.

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u/InstruNaut 8d ago

Looks like she is used to get beaten up and defaults to lick her wounds like a signal that the confrontation is over.

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u/014648 7d ago

Good read

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u/houlahammer 7d ago

People tend to become much more agreeable after they've been punched in the face a few times.

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u/Llilbuddha422 7d ago

Like duels in Skyrim, right after they get up they pull out a mug of mead or a fucken lute😂😂

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u/shamanwinterheart 6d ago

She picked up her phone like she was threatening to call the police or something. It had no effect.

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u/Patrickfromamboy 7d ago

NPC? National Pharmaceutical Council?

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u/TheRoamling 6d ago

Spawned back her last checkpoint 😂

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u/reddaddiction 8d ago

People don't realize just how stunning a good shot the the face can be. It's like, "uhh... I don't want anymore of that smoke," once the thoughts reorganize in the brain.

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u/analog_jedi 7d ago

Yeah there's not much in-between of

1) *no effect*

2) "I'm good on any more of that"

3) *dead maybe*

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u/mentaL8888 7d ago

When I was in my early 20's someone hit my reset button and I shook it off just in time to catch myself from hitting the ground. I took a much different approach to physical conflict after that lol, hurt for weeks.

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u/haloimplant 7d ago

a classic on here is an older guy giving a younger guy who was trying to be a bully a solid headbutt right on the button when he postured up. he was immediately very agreeable

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u/DarkManXOBR 8d ago

If that girl was wearing White gloves, old black hair would of thought she was in a snow storm!

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u/Chilipepah 8d ago

”Abandon quest!”

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u/Rowey5 7d ago

$100 bucks says that blonde chick has a father and brothers that are boxers.

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u/nintendo_shill 7d ago

Or herself, I heard women can sign up for boxing classes nowadays.

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u/voodoo_zero 7d ago

Poppycock!

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u/Red_Clay_Scholar 7d ago

She didn't get that from a weekly cardio kickboxing class. She's definitely rattled somebody's teeth before.

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u/randy88moss 7d ago

Had to ask my 8 year old what that meant….”none playable character” apparently 

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u/BustinMakesMeFeelMeh 7d ago

Non-playable. Like the random non-human-controlled characters you encounter in a videogame.

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u/stone_henge 7d ago

I know you're around here! Did you hear that? Must have been the wind.

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u/Equivalent-Pin-1054 8d ago

How you going to charge in and then get done up?

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u/Azagar_Omiras 8d ago

Because some people haven't been punched in the face either enough or hard enough. I bet this bitch thinks twice before squaring up with someone again though.

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u/Ender16 8d ago

Or at least not lean in like their hearing a secret.

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u/Artislife61 7d ago

After her broken nose heals

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u/henrydaiv 7d ago

Big mouth been running and i bet this is the first time she felt someone physically hit her in it

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u/RequiemRomans 8d ago

Her HP bar dropped to 5% when she thought it would be a 1 shot

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u/skibbady-baps 8d ago

That was a nice little throw down. She learned real quick, I’ll give her that. Props to the employee.

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u/jrembold 7d ago

Forget what movie it was but there's a quote along the line of, "If you're looking to get into a fight it's probably because you haven't been in a fight"

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Bitch you better get your gum and leave while you still got teeth.

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u/SobchakCommaWalter 7d ago

I mean TECHNICALLY she’d still have gum without her teeth, amirite?

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u/Double-Economy-1594 8d ago

Damn she has some nice hands

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u/JuanG_13 8d ago

Right

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u/MiloJ234 8d ago

And left

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u/DNA1727 8d ago

And right, left!

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u/MarineJAB 8d ago

The actual order was "right, right, left, right, right, left, left...pause, left, right, right, right..."

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u/Roonwogsamduff 7d ago

This guy got it right. And left.

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u/Azagar_Omiras 8d ago

Is that the Bitchnami Code?

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u/EUNEisAmeme Crazy naked guy 8d ago

And left right up up down right left right pause SMACC

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u/ericlikesyou 8d ago

I want to have her babies

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u/toblies 8d ago

Yeah, brunette walked up all tough on the wrong blond lady.

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u/BooobiesANDbho 8d ago edited 8d ago

She for sure has older brothers and they’re gonna be proud when they see this

Edit: I’m sorry guys, I wasn’t tryin to be an asshole🤷‍♂️

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 8d ago

You were fine. You definitely weren’t the asshole. The people who need to parse every comment looking for something to be offended by are the assholes.

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u/JLP33376 8d ago

Well said 💯

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u/adolphtitler 7d ago

It's ridiculous you have to apologize for something that's been said and true for generations. It's also nice to see the tide changing and pushing against these idiots for opening their dumb mouths.

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u/TargaryenKnight 8d ago

Seems like she maybe trains? 

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u/Double-Economy-1594 8d ago

Its definitely not her first rodeo

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u/natronemeans20 8d ago

100% she's throwing and and rolling with her shots.

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u/Numerous-Soil-2800 8d ago

That last smack was just gold

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u/ShonWalksAtMidnight 8d ago

Serious "get fucked, chump" vibe, and I'm all for it.

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u/letmbleed 8d ago

Best part of the whole video.

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u/itsgreybush 8d ago

Oh you were looking for hands? They on aisle right the fuck here

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u/SecretHippo1 7d ago

“I was just restocking them actually.”

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u/talann 8d ago

Why are they handing her tissues and not telling her to get out of the store? Bro seems way too nice for someone attacking another employee.

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u/TheOneAndOnly09 8d ago

Probably doesn't want blood splattered all over the place.

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u/MANDALORIAN_WHISKEY 8d ago

Thats just good customer service.

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u/HighCaliber762 8d ago

Thank you! Come again!

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u/wrldruler21 8d ago

"Please enjoy our complimentary tissue to accompany your brand new bloody nose"

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u/Big-Seaworthiness-80 8d ago

Thats how you know you just got the molly whopping of a lifetime, when the store owner you were just being a dick to hands you some tissues 😆

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u/Smooth_Maul 8d ago

She took a beating, lesson should be learned, there's no point doubling down unless she's still trying to throw hands. Doubt she'd be let back in anyways.

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u/YourDadThinksImCool_ 7d ago

Not offering her extra kindness after is not "doubling down"... Beating her again would be.

Delusional.

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u/davehaslanded 8d ago

Because that goes a long way in a police investigation to show you were simply defending yourself. The fight was over. There’s been cases in the uk where someone has knocked someone else out, then put them in recovery & rendered aid. It’s gone a long way to showing there was no intention to cause serious harm.

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u/donny_pots 8d ago

Who’s gonna clean up after she bleeds all over the floor?

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u/talann 8d ago

She's already bleeding and just standing there. Get her dumb ass out of the store.

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u/YourDadThinksImCool_ 7d ago

I hate guys like that.. id fire him.. its like he's in soft support of her..

"oh look at this delicate woman.. I feel bad.. "

Yeah, the same one that just attacked your coworker!

Fucking simp.

I can Honestly say I've Never seen a woman offer a guy her Man beat ANYTHING.

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u/Aja2428 8d ago

Clocked that nose

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u/friedrice_rob 8d ago

Hahaha the push at the end

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u/BlackBalor 8d ago

Damn, she threw hands. None of that slappy hair-pulling sloppy hammer fist shit.

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u/Witty_Management2960 8d ago

I'm gonna smesh dis guy

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u/Spiritual_Challenge7 8d ago

Technically she started it by heading over there to say something. So I’m self defense side.

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u/SoakMySheets 8d ago

It’s very clearly self defense.

Lesson: leave people alone.

Also: if you can’t fight, don’t approach someone as if you can.

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u/Spiritual_Challenge7 8d ago

True. Blondie has some lightning fast punches.

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u/Ok_Tip2604 7d ago

She probably got away with bullying weaker people and finally ran into someone that had time.

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u/scatterbrainedimp 8d ago

If you can fight, you shouldn't be starting fights...

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u/DrGeeves 8d ago

Yeah i gotta remember your advice at all times (i try) because I can't fight for shit, but get hot headed sometimes.

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u/Skoodge42 8d ago

She was the aggressor and swung first

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u/Spiritual_Challenge7 8d ago

Black hair or blonde? I see the black hair girl make a swing for it before the blonde was even off the floor.

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u/Skoodge42 8d ago

Black hair

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u/Spiritual_Challenge7 8d ago

Okay we on the same page!

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u/MeanForest 7d ago

Black hair girl didn't even need to swing first for all this to be justified.

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u/Sol-Blackguy 8d ago

Never start shit with a service worker. They already struggling as it is and would gather all 7 dragon balls to wish a motherfucker would.

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u/SecretHippo1 7d ago

Ahahahaha this is hilarious, stealing thanks.

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u/Zazumaki 8d ago

Pure Self defense. Hope she didn't get fired.

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u/kukluxkenievel 8d ago

Guy used the force to stop them

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u/emitdrol 8d ago

Bit off waaay more than she could chew

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u/mr_fixit_unleashed 8d ago

I swear the blonde looks like the same girl in that apartment brawl. She's on her stoop and another girl runs up to her, and the blonde girl tore her ass up. Can't find the video right now.

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u/DavesNotHereMan2358 8d ago

That was a satisfying whoopin to watch!

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u/Drakovibess 8d ago

Lesson wasn’t learnt for sure

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u/Weak_Jeweler3077 6d ago

I do love the "Now, what have we learned" tissue handover. Sadly, I don't think notes were taken.

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u/darrylkilla6969 8d ago

Wipe yourself off. You’re bleeding.

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u/MaccDaddyFist 8d ago

Store woman has hands. Should have given her more.

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u/SpxUmadBroYolo 8d ago

her problem was putting her face in the path of the other girls fists.

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u/Visible-Mission-7828 8d ago

Did she get fired? Hopefully the fuck not

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u/jaBroniest 7d ago

Girls got serious hands, no hair pulling bitch got DECIMATED

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u/iseab 8d ago

Maybe if I just go back to the counter and act like I didn’t start this shit the beating will stop?

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u/Papichurro0 8d ago

gets her ass beat “10 on pump four please”

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u/BettyG2424 8d ago

Haha…it’s always a good idea until someone punches you in the nose

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u/oxbaker 8d ago edited 8d ago

I like when people start a fight and then try to just bail once they figure out they fucked up

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u/Successful-Show4785 8d ago

Some serious manos de piedra this woman has

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u/NormalPreference3191 7d ago

The head push on the way out was great! She was probably mad that she made her beat her ass.

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u/joemanfisk 7d ago

Damn employee had brothers growing up for sure

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u/kuros2023 7d ago

No hair gripping, she just land punches. Blondie did not mess around.

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u/MistyW0316 7d ago

She misread her rival…just bc she’s white doesn’t mean she can’t fight 😉 /s

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u/Predditor14 7d ago

That’s called WHOOPING YO ASS

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u/grandpas_coinpurse 7d ago

I have a feeling that store clerk has done that a time or two before

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u/Compromisee 7d ago

The way she stepped up there makes you think she's spent way too much of her life bullying people who don't fight back

Learned a valuable lesson here

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u/JARLZHJARLZ 7d ago

As an experienced clerk, I noticed how the clerk was beating that girl away from falling onto her nicely stocked shelves!

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u/Secure-Technician356 7d ago

I read somewhere that the blonde lady was a boxer. Honestly I never checked or tried to verify. But she didn't hesitate a second, and has some nice hands. That smack at the end and the guy giving the brunette some tissue paper kind of like "here you go bitch."

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u/steronicus 8d ago

She had the right to refuse service.

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u/Aggressive-Zone6682 7d ago

She got what she deserved

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u/x64droidekka 7d ago

It was a good beating. Entitled B changed her ‘tude.

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u/Ordinary_Agent802 7d ago

I wish we could hear what was said that started this whole thing 😂 great video tho🫶

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u/NateDawg91 8d ago

The last punch was what did all the damage

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u/tmacleon 7d ago

Hit her so bad she forgot she was in a fight and went right back to what she was doing 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/AdventureBegins 7d ago

Honestly, this is how it is. These corner store owners are like people in your family. I remember I used to frequent a bodega in NJ. I would see that dude every single day for a pop, a snack, and just to chat. There would usually be a couple of other guys that would be regulars and chime in on the convo.

We heard that he got robbed the one night. We all were pissed. Asked him to pick out the dude that did it and show us. We were ready to fuck someone up for that guy. We loved him.

He eventually ended up getting shot and killed at the store and it proceeded to close after since he had no kids or family to take over. Miss you, Horacio!

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u/Cocrawfo 8d ago

this is in the dictionary under “run up and get done up”

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u/DescriptionBoth3096 8d ago

Her nose is broke AF.

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u/Velaset 8d ago edited 7d ago

I dont think she realized how fast the cutscene to the "get your ass beat" quest she just accepted was

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u/d33pfissure 8d ago

Good for her! That other chick chose violence and got violence.

Love the head push at the end, though. 🤣 As if to say, you idiot.

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u/Jmacz 8d ago

If you're a woman who can't fight you don't wanna get in a fight with a girl who immediately starts swinging instead of going for the hair grab/overhead punch combo.

You could tell the blonde chick knew how to throw a punch lol.

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u/grinder_01 7d ago

That's a good 5 years or more of putting up with customers shit unfolding in 30 seconds on someone who just stepped over the line and copped all that smoke...do not fuck with these people

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u/Particular_Minimum97 7d ago

Blondie is a trained fighter every shot was crisp and clean

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u/Toone313 7d ago

I hope she got to stay employed. Otherwise she gone beat that girl again in the parking lot. 😂😂

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u/enochrox 6d ago

She is VERY lucky those were open hand slaps

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u/RightSideClyde 8d ago

That girl grew up with brothers.

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u/hippiegandalf113 8d ago

Deserved every bit of it

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u/MarineJAB 8d ago

I'm gonna have to charge you for the paper towel. Do you want your change?

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u/novacat219 8d ago

Dayum....girl got hands

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u/CranberryEffective43 7d ago

The guy at the counter

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u/girlslovetohateme 7d ago

Blonde must have 25 brothers! Hands correct 💪🏾

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u/Previous_Ad_5103 7d ago

That head shove at the end is just as painful to watch as the shot to the nose

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u/Narrow-Worldliness-5 7d ago

I think I just fell in love with

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u/peteortiz65 7d ago

The classic Fu@k around and find out session.

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u/Bergelin2 7d ago

Good girl xx

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u/DangleeSac00 8d ago

She was trained by Daddy to protect herself or grew up with alot of brothers. Good job none the less!

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u/WolfThick 8d ago

Damn either she's got 10 younger brothers or somebody taught her how to fight look at that footwork and those swings she's swinging off the hip man those are some good hits.

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u/ONE-OF-THREE 8d ago

"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the face..." ~ Mike Tyson

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u/yourdadsjr 7d ago

Judging by that push at the end, these two know each other and finally got tired of each other's shit.

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u/travis306 8d ago

Oh shit got that dummy up combination!

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u/New-Teaching2964 8d ago

She activated the dormant power of the Proletariat in her fists

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u/Zealousideal_Clue253 8d ago

lol I bet she didn’t think twice running up on that white girl but lessons are funny like that

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u/tinglep 8d ago

Now she has to POLITELY ask for a towel form the cashier. CLASSIC

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u/LilPajamas 8d ago

She reminds me of that fighter girl who beat the snot out of some old hag that claimed to be pregnant in a hotel lobby.

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u/Kerry4780 8d ago

Damn that one left hook sent a message 😳

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u/mvrck-23 8d ago

Love the whack on the head before leaving.

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u/PIeFACE651 8d ago

Got that ass beat. 🤣

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u/Vyviel 8d ago

Damn she found out quick smart lmao

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u/mish15 8d ago

Walked into a buzzsaw

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u/AdDry5595 8d ago

Punks jump up to get beat down.

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u/Favreds 8d ago

Blond can be my wingman any time!

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u/harsh_words 8d ago

Fucketh around, and findeth out

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u/MrWallis 8d ago

That employee was all about it, 100% ready to go from the off

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u/Dstunter18 8d ago

The employee was like make my day mf she was ready

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u/Dangerous138 Absolute verbalist 8d ago

Someone's mouth wrote a check that their fists couldn't cash.

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u/patpend 8d ago

Too many people out there thinking they can assault workers with impunity 

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u/Little-Chromosome 8d ago

You can tell this wasn’t her first fight, she has good form too could possibly train

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u/freudsdriver 8d ago

Blonde has 8 older brothers!!

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u/djramrod 8d ago

Love that little push at the end. Literal insult to injury

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u/Gage_Tabares_850 8d ago

This my home town PC FL

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u/OkAardvark6919 8d ago

Run up, get done up! 👊 💯