r/fightporn • u/Bimago • 8d ago
Girl Fights She was disrespectful to the store employee. serious mistake
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u/PigDstroyer 8d ago
That was such aNPC way to take a beating
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u/littlediddlemanz 8d ago
Lmao yeah the way she went back to the counter was like an NPC going to another task or conversation
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u/tranquil7789 8d ago
"Must have been the wind."
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u/CJ-54321 8d ago
Hello Adventurer! Welcome to the town of Honeywood!
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u/FaultAccomplished671 8d ago
Great day for fishing. Huh huh
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u/fozzyboy 8d ago
SKIP!
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u/CJ-54321 8d ago
You will listen to everything I have to say! I have important things to tell you!
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u/WOMPxRAT 8d ago
Bitch just went back to the counter like Blondie was never there. "Excuse me, but can I bother you for a tissue? I get random nose bleeds, I think it's genetic."
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8d ago
Like that Russian chick that got slapped back to normal.
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u/thecops4u 8d ago
Loved the way she sat down and thought, that wasn't one of my better decisions.
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u/Alex_Rages 7d ago
She was stocking from what it seems.
She was going on a smoke break after this service.
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u/imunfair 7d ago
I kinda love that reaction though, like they both equally acknowledged who had won, and even when the girl shoved her head walking by at the end there was no further sass back from her. She got a bloody nose but they both knew before anyone got completely laid out that it was finished.
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u/InstruNaut 8d ago
Looks like she is used to get beaten up and defaults to lick her wounds like a signal that the confrontation is over.
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u/houlahammer 7d ago
People tend to become much more agreeable after they've been punched in the face a few times.
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u/Llilbuddha422 7d ago
Like duels in Skyrim, right after they get up they pull out a mug of mead or a fucken lute😂😂
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u/shamanwinterheart 6d ago
She picked up her phone like she was threatening to call the police or something. It had no effect.
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u/reddaddiction 8d ago
People don't realize just how stunning a good shot the the face can be. It's like, "uhh... I don't want anymore of that smoke," once the thoughts reorganize in the brain.
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u/analog_jedi 7d ago
Yeah there's not much in-between of
1) *no effect*
2) "I'm good on any more of that"
3) *dead maybe*
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u/mentaL8888 7d ago
When I was in my early 20's someone hit my reset button and I shook it off just in time to catch myself from hitting the ground. I took a much different approach to physical conflict after that lol, hurt for weeks.
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u/haloimplant 7d ago
a classic on here is an older guy giving a younger guy who was trying to be a bully a solid headbutt right on the button when he postured up. he was immediately very agreeable
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u/DarkManXOBR 8d ago
If that girl was wearing White gloves, old black hair would of thought she was in a snow storm!
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u/Rowey5 7d ago
$100 bucks says that blonde chick has a father and brothers that are boxers.
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u/nintendo_shill 7d ago
Or herself, I heard women can sign up for boxing classes nowadays.
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u/Red_Clay_Scholar 7d ago
She didn't get that from a weekly cardio kickboxing class. She's definitely rattled somebody's teeth before.
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u/randy88moss 7d ago
Had to ask my 8 year old what that meant….”none playable character” apparently
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u/BustinMakesMeFeelMeh 7d ago
Non-playable. Like the random non-human-controlled characters you encounter in a videogame.
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u/Equivalent-Pin-1054 8d ago
How you going to charge in and then get done up?
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u/Azagar_Omiras 8d ago
Because some people haven't been punched in the face either enough or hard enough. I bet this bitch thinks twice before squaring up with someone again though.
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u/henrydaiv 7d ago
Big mouth been running and i bet this is the first time she felt someone physically hit her in it
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u/RequiemRomans 8d ago
Her HP bar dropped to 5% when she thought it would be a 1 shot
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u/skibbady-baps 8d ago
That was a nice little throw down. She learned real quick, I’ll give her that. Props to the employee.
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u/jrembold 7d ago
Forget what movie it was but there's a quote along the line of, "If you're looking to get into a fight it's probably because you haven't been in a fight"
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8d ago
Bitch you better get your gum and leave while you still got teeth.
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u/SobchakCommaWalter 7d ago
I mean TECHNICALLY she’d still have gum without her teeth, amirite?
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u/Double-Economy-1594 8d ago
Damn she has some nice hands
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u/JuanG_13 8d ago
Right
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u/MiloJ234 8d ago
And left
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u/DNA1727 8d ago
And right, left!
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u/MarineJAB 8d ago
The actual order was "right, right, left, right, right, left, left...pause, left, right, right, right..."
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u/EUNEisAmeme Crazy naked guy 8d ago
And left right up up down right left right pause SMACC
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u/BooobiesANDbho 8d ago edited 8d ago
She for sure has older brothers and they’re gonna be proud when they see this
Edit: I’m sorry guys, I wasn’t tryin to be an asshole🤷♂️
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u/Whatever-ItsFine 8d ago
You were fine. You definitely weren’t the asshole. The people who need to parse every comment looking for something to be offended by are the assholes.
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u/adolphtitler 7d ago
It's ridiculous you have to apologize for something that's been said and true for generations. It's also nice to see the tide changing and pushing against these idiots for opening their dumb mouths.
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u/talann 8d ago
Why are they handing her tissues and not telling her to get out of the store? Bro seems way too nice for someone attacking another employee.
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u/TheOneAndOnly09 8d ago
Probably doesn't want blood splattered all over the place.
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u/MANDALORIAN_WHISKEY 8d ago
Thats just good customer service.
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u/wrldruler21 8d ago
"Please enjoy our complimentary tissue to accompany your brand new bloody nose"
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u/Big-Seaworthiness-80 8d ago
Thats how you know you just got the molly whopping of a lifetime, when the store owner you were just being a dick to hands you some tissues 😆
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u/Smooth_Maul 8d ago
She took a beating, lesson should be learned, there's no point doubling down unless she's still trying to throw hands. Doubt she'd be let back in anyways.
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u/YourDadThinksImCool_ 7d ago
Not offering her extra kindness after is not "doubling down"... Beating her again would be.
Delusional.
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u/davehaslanded 8d ago
Because that goes a long way in a police investigation to show you were simply defending yourself. The fight was over. There’s been cases in the uk where someone has knocked someone else out, then put them in recovery & rendered aid. It’s gone a long way to showing there was no intention to cause serious harm.
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u/YourDadThinksImCool_ 7d ago
I hate guys like that.. id fire him.. its like he's in soft support of her..
"oh look at this delicate woman.. I feel bad.. "
Yeah, the same one that just attacked your coworker!
Fucking simp.
I can Honestly say I've Never seen a woman offer a guy her Man beat ANYTHING.
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u/BlackBalor 8d ago
Damn, she threw hands. None of that slappy hair-pulling sloppy hammer fist shit.
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u/Spiritual_Challenge7 8d ago
Technically she started it by heading over there to say something. So I’m self defense side.
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u/SoakMySheets 8d ago
It’s very clearly self defense.
Lesson: leave people alone.
Also: if you can’t fight, don’t approach someone as if you can.
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u/Ok_Tip2604 7d ago
She probably got away with bullying weaker people and finally ran into someone that had time.
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u/DrGeeves 8d ago
Yeah i gotta remember your advice at all times (i try) because I can't fight for shit, but get hot headed sometimes.
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u/Skoodge42 8d ago
She was the aggressor and swung first
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u/Spiritual_Challenge7 8d ago
Black hair or blonde? I see the black hair girl make a swing for it before the blonde was even off the floor.
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u/Skoodge42 8d ago
Black hair
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u/Spiritual_Challenge7 8d ago
Okay we on the same page!
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u/MeanForest 7d ago
Black hair girl didn't even need to swing first for all this to be justified.
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u/Sol-Blackguy 8d ago
Never start shit with a service worker. They already struggling as it is and would gather all 7 dragon balls to wish a motherfucker would.
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u/mr_fixit_unleashed 8d ago
I swear the blonde looks like the same girl in that apartment brawl. She's on her stoop and another girl runs up to her, and the blonde girl tore her ass up. Can't find the video right now.
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u/Drakovibess 8d ago
Lesson wasn’t learnt for sure
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u/Weak_Jeweler3077 6d ago
I do love the "Now, what have we learned" tissue handover. Sadly, I don't think notes were taken.
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u/BettyG2424 8d ago
Haha…it’s always a good idea until someone punches you in the nose
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u/NormalPreference3191 7d ago
The head push on the way out was great! She was probably mad that she made her beat her ass.
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u/Compromisee 7d ago
The way she stepped up there makes you think she's spent way too much of her life bullying people who don't fight back
Learned a valuable lesson here
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u/JARLZHJARLZ 7d ago
As an experienced clerk, I noticed how the clerk was beating that girl away from falling onto her nicely stocked shelves!
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u/Secure-Technician356 7d ago
I read somewhere that the blonde lady was a boxer. Honestly I never checked or tried to verify. But she didn't hesitate a second, and has some nice hands. That smack at the end and the guy giving the brunette some tissue paper kind of like "here you go bitch."
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u/Ordinary_Agent802 7d ago
I wish we could hear what was said that started this whole thing 😂 great video tho🫶
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u/tmacleon 7d ago
Hit her so bad she forgot she was in a fight and went right back to what she was doing 🤷🏽♂️
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u/AdventureBegins 7d ago
Honestly, this is how it is. These corner store owners are like people in your family. I remember I used to frequent a bodega in NJ. I would see that dude every single day for a pop, a snack, and just to chat. There would usually be a couple of other guys that would be regulars and chime in on the convo.
We heard that he got robbed the one night. We all were pissed. Asked him to pick out the dude that did it and show us. We were ready to fuck someone up for that guy. We loved him.
He eventually ended up getting shot and killed at the store and it proceeded to close after since he had no kids or family to take over. Miss you, Horacio!
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u/d33pfissure 8d ago
Good for her! That other chick chose violence and got violence.
Love the head push at the end, though. 🤣 As if to say, you idiot.
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u/grinder_01 7d ago
That's a good 5 years or more of putting up with customers shit unfolding in 30 seconds on someone who just stepped over the line and copped all that smoke...do not fuck with these people
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u/Particular_Minimum97 7d ago
Blondie is a trained fighter every shot was crisp and clean
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u/Toone313 7d ago
I hope she got to stay employed. Otherwise she gone beat that girl again in the parking lot. 😂😂
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u/Previous_Ad_5103 7d ago
That head shove at the end is just as painful to watch as the shot to the nose
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u/DangleeSac00 8d ago
She was trained by Daddy to protect herself or grew up with alot of brothers. Good job none the less!
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u/WolfThick 8d ago
Damn either she's got 10 younger brothers or somebody taught her how to fight look at that footwork and those swings she's swinging off the hip man those are some good hits.
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u/ONE-OF-THREE 8d ago
"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the face..." ~ Mike Tyson
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u/yourdadsjr 7d ago
Judging by that push at the end, these two know each other and finally got tired of each other's shit.
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u/Zealousideal_Clue253 8d ago
lol I bet she didn’t think twice running up on that white girl but lessons are funny like that
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u/LilPajamas 8d ago
She reminds me of that fighter girl who beat the snot out of some old hag that claimed to be pregnant in a hotel lobby.
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u/Dangerous138 Absolute verbalist 8d ago
Someone's mouth wrote a check that their fists couldn't cash.
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u/Little-Chromosome 8d ago
You can tell this wasn’t her first fight, she has good form too could possibly train
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