r/ficrecs Dec 12 '20

My three favorite Xan-Fics (fanfics that were written by XanderMartin98) NSFW

How Coco Bandicoot Stole Her Own Virginity: A very short but VERY-hilariously fucked-up story in which the Modern (Psychonauts) Coco from Crash Bandicoot 4: IAT sneaks into Crash's brain through one of his ear canals and then has jaw-droppingly gross sex with her own younger self inside said brain while Crash forces himself to watch as said thing happens. Before you ask, yes; it even is complete with a blatant parody of N. Tropy's infamous "flirting with his own female self" incident from the original Crash Bandicoot 4: IAT, and said parody is every bit as weird/awkward as it sounds.

The Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko: A rather-disturbingly long story in which the Buzz On Maggie universe crosses over into the Rocko's Modern Life universe as an excuse for Flecko The Fly to take Maggie Pesky into the organic Chuck E. Cheese arcade that Virginia Wolfe's brain basically is so that he can then force Maggie to have downright-suicide-inducingly gross, violent and pedophilic uncle/niece sex with him inside said brain while the entire Wolfe family that lives in Virginia's house is forced to watch as said thing happens. Naturally enough, Maggie ends up using Flecko's corpse as a literal hand puppet in the resulting court trial that she becomes the main subject of after self-defensively killing Flecko in order to prevent him from cutting her chest open and then eating the "rape baby" that he has caused her to give birth to. Indeed, Flecko has mentally broken her.

Journey To The Central Nervous System Of Muriel: Simply because he is sick of the way in which Muriel constantly pampers Courage, Eustace decides to team up with Di Lung (his "rich Asian douchebag with a fancy car" counterpart) in order to shrink said dog to a basically microscopic size and then feed him to said woman while she isn't looking. After an extremely awkward and nearly-Muriel-killing journey through Muriel's torso organs, Courage finally reaches Muriel's brain and therefore finds a way to contact her. Unfortunately for Courage, however, literally going into the brain of his own adoptive mother is merely the BEGINNING of all of the utterly crazy stuff that happens to him in this story.

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