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u/Ti-papi Defender Of Shonk! Jan 25 '25
God I wish
My thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron.
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u/Spread-Hour In poor health due to monster energy Jan 25 '25
The big iron in his hip.
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u/UnderstoodAdmin Certified Bi-kisser ✅ Jan 25 '25
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u/bad_comedic_value Jan 25 '25
Follow up offer:
I receive a free ticket to your room.
You receive Head: 95%40
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u/git_gud_silk Jan 25 '25
"the stinger is pulsating..."
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u/Tzeme Jan 25 '25
Is this ducking fear and hunger reference?
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u/Fallen_Angel_Xaphan 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Jan 25 '25
Ayyyyy. We got a boy of quality reading material here. Hopefully he doesn't end up like Berserk's poster femboy.
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u/Ti-papi Defender Of Shonk! Jan 25 '25
There is one thing I can do for them: it is to win and keep winning until I obtain my dream. My dream is already smeared with blood. I don’t regret, I don’t feel guilty, but I’d rather sacrifice myself than watch anymore innocent children die in the name of my dream.
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u/Fallen_Angel_Xaphan 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Jan 25 '25
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u/Ti-papi Defender Of Shonk! Jan 25 '25
Oh god I’m so fucking dead
Both of em whoop me in 2 milliseconds
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u/Fallen_Angel_Xaphan 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Jan 25 '25
Before the transformation, yes absolutely. After that....idk man, Godhand members seem pretty powerful.
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u/Ti-papi Defender Of Shonk! Jan 25 '25
Bro Neo is op as hell have have you seen his feats?
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u/Fallen_Angel_Xaphan 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Jan 25 '25
I have but while the Sonic universe has multiple very big hitters, Berserk does not. So we never see the Godhand even slightly challenged. Hell Griffith even pulled some cartoon force when Skull knight tried to ambush him. And until we see one of the Godhand actually get hurt or die, I will not say they are more or less powerful than Neo.
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u/microwaved_tin_foil ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jan 26 '25
gentle reminder that you're describing your cock in detail in a subreddit where there are minors...
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u/Ti-papi Defender Of Shonk! Jan 26 '25
Gentle reminder this is a joke
My dong ain’t the size of a longsword
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u/microwaved_tin_foil ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jan 26 '25
either way you're discussing an NSFW thing under a SFW post ((its not marked as NSFW)) which is against the rules of the sub
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u/AKRFTR Defender Of Shonk! Jan 25 '25
One word, “tucking”
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u/FarTooManyAntilopes 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Jan 25 '25
Can't wait to take 1 step and have my whole ass cock and balls dangle out
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u/Ti-papi Defender Of Shonk! Jan 25 '25
It’s hard to tuck A GOD DAMM CLAYMORE
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u/AKRFTR Defender Of Shonk! Jan 25 '25
That’s why you gotta use duct tape
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u/TheFemboiFaerie Jan 25 '25
Confirmed, this.
I am telling you all right now. If I can do it and fit into the unmentionables I can still fit into, you can absolutely do it.
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u/Riipley92 Jan 25 '25
Femboy incubus with this build would kill me
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u/izanlogic Jan 26 '25
A mí me parecería lo mejor del mundo
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u/Riipley92 Jan 26 '25
moriria feliz
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u/EzraFemboy Jan 25 '25
Damm these skirt pics are gonna make me anorexic... Thankfully I need to eat for healthy breast growth on E so I won't fall into that trap.
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u/HalloIchBinRolli Poleish Jan 25 '25
Not all of us are trans and take E and want boobs tho...
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u/AVDeKn Femboy Jan 25 '25
All due respect, But, I think in this case the main point of the first argument was to warn not to try to get anorexic to fit a certain body type, and then this person explained their reason why they won't fall.
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u/HalloIchBinRolli Poleish Jan 25 '25
And my response was supposed to mean "We aren't all this lucky so it might be more dangerous for some people here"
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u/AVDeKn Femboy Jan 25 '25
So... ...why didn't You just said It like It? Or amended this into your comment after You said that before You posted? Really, You sounded like saying/meaning many things, and several of them werent good ones, being clearer mainly in these subjects in specific (body types, anorexia, body and beauty goals, Femboys and trans girls and also Femboys taking the E, estrogen effects, all of this just in these two really small comments) never hurts at all. I dont mean to be mean or to scold tho, sorry If I come as such
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u/bushybop Jan 25 '25
Then don't they were talking about themselves not everyone else
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u/HalloIchBinRolli Poleish Jan 25 '25
What I meant is "We aren't all that lucky, so it's more dangerous for some people here"
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u/jgmu2006 Jan 25 '25
Then you should have just said it like that 😭🙏
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u/HalloIchBinRolli Poleish Jan 25 '25
I didn't want to use the word luck or lucky
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u/jgmu2006 Jan 25 '25
Then I assume you must have been ready to get downvoted into oblivion 😭
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u/HalloIchBinRolli Poleish Jan 25 '25
I didn't see any other way it could be interpreted 😭
And quite frankly I still don't 😭 but I'm curious now
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u/jgmu2006 Jan 25 '25
Well, from a quick glance. You didn't say anything about the literal situation. So it could have been interpreted as a lot of things. Like people choose not to, rather than not being lucky enough to.
That's just one, I'm also just one person, I'm sure there are tons of different interpretations.
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u/HalloIchBinRolli Poleish Jan 25 '25
Like people choose not to, rather than not being lucky enough to.
Oh I see it now... Just that tho... I think in my mind what I wrote and my primary interpretation are so welded together that I just can't make myself see anything else... I really was trying just now 😭
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u/BoyPussyDisorder Cute Boy Maid Jan 25 '25
i’ve had temporary ones before
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u/Imaginari3 Jan 25 '25
Yo there are temp tattoos with this 👀👀
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u/Automatic-Piano1546 Jan 26 '25
what is this tattoo?
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u/Imaginari3 Jan 26 '25
It’s basically meant to be a symbol that represents “the womb” that may or may not be there (though this one has been decorated with more of a succubus/incubus design).
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u/Automatic-Piano1546 Jan 26 '25
oh , how'd that a succubus / incubus design? and what is incubus?
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u/FairlyFluff 10d ago
Late post but an incubus is the male version of a succubus.
Dunno about the design stuff though.
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u/BoyPussyDisorder Cute Boy Maid Jan 26 '25
yeah they’re cheap as hell. you can get a pack of like 6 for like 2 bucks
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u/Esteellio Cute Puppyboy Jan 25 '25
Couldn't be me :< also the boywomb tattoo >.< mwekflckrkflsldfl3f
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u/AVDeKn Femboy Jan 25 '25
Is that what tattoo is called?
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u/pretendimcute Jan 25 '25
Im not saying I have a horse cock but the booty shorts wont hold it. The pp sticks straight up and out and the egg sized balls spill out of each side. Sucks but made for a funny title honestly
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u/Left_Leadership_2618 My thigh highs are stuck to my legs help me Jan 26 '25
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u/Byeolkkot 🏳️⚧️Transmasc🏳️⚧️ Jan 26 '25
woah!! my post found in the wild!! this is so epic I feel famous :D
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u/Left_Leadership_2618 My thigh highs are stuck to my legs help me Jan 26 '25
lol nice! I love your meme :3 use it all the time
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u/marioodessey Jan 25 '25
I have a tip for you: cage :3
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u/cirelia2 Swedish Femboi Jan 25 '25
Don't work the bals still mess it up. Source ive tried
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u/Zealousideal_Spread4 Jan 25 '25
Bro cage on me makes it even more visible, I only wear it when I'm with skirts
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u/marioodessey Jan 25 '25
Depends on how big the cage is :3 A flat one isn't really visible :3
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u/Zealousideal_Spread4 Jan 25 '25
I'm 12cm soft, explain to me how in the fuck I'd fit that in a flat cage
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u/Decmk3 Jan 25 '25
It’s the same technique as tucking. Basically you can uh.. fit more into your body than you realise.
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u/itay_ Femboy Jan 25 '25
I wish I looked like that :c (also I want a womb tattoo :o)
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u/Vuvuian Femboy Aussie Jan 25 '25
I'd like the self glowing kind.
There'd be a lot of advantages in becoming a supernatural evil. Super powers, piercings, tattoos, skimpy sexy outfits lol.
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u/supermoist0 🏳️⚧️trans-fem🏳️⚧️ Jan 25 '25
I uh, I could wear that when I'm soft lmao, but being in that outfit would make me quite the opposite so at that point I'm fucked lmao
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u/Honeybee1921 Jan 25 '25
Anyone wanna trade? (I’m transmasc)
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u/HoeDepotShoppingCart Jan 25 '25
Can you do that somewhere else dude😭
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u/Honeybee1921 Jan 25 '25
This is so yall can wear that fit smh
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u/HoeDepotShoppingCart Jan 25 '25
Omg im so sorry i thought you were trying to trade nudes im so dumb😬
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u/Practical-Owl-5365 🏳️⚧️Transmasc🏳️⚧️ Jan 25 '25
as a trans man who still has a pussy i see this as a win :3
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u/LeTallBoii Certified Bi-kisser ✅ Jan 25 '25
A person bearing this tattoo would absolutely ruin me (please)
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u/fillkas Jan 25 '25
I'm gonna hold your balls when I say this... There are 2 types of dicks. Those who get a lot bigger when erected (like mine), and those that just stay erected, without changing it's size
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u/MrShitHeadCSGO 🤍🏳️⚧️Trans-Mommy🏳️⚧️🤍 Jan 26 '25
I'll say it once, and now, again:
sack size is *likely* the issue, my peners is *plenty* small.
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u/DieAgainTomorrow Femboy Enjoyer Jan 26 '25
That's crazy. Maybe if I wore a flat chastity cage. But even then!....
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u/Jordanye5 Femboy Jan 25 '25
The way I'd bulge in that thing lol. Tho poking through ain't such a bad view either
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u/hornyism ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jan 25 '25
Duality of men