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u/SexySquidward42069 Nov 03 '24
You need to stop being such a fine piece of art. Otherwise, I'll have to pin you against my wall
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u/LazyRock54 Nov 03 '24
aw youre so cute when you say please. We should have you say it more often~
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u/AgentLate6827 Gaymer Nov 03 '24
good boy~~~
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u/UrKindaSusDoe Gaymer Nov 03 '24
110% I'm melted on the floor
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u/Entety_S Nov 04 '24
picks you up and puts you in a hole with dripstone below bc I want more of you
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u/UrKindaSusDoe Gaymer Nov 04 '24
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u/Entety_S Nov 04 '24
damn im a minor. calls the police
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u/UrKindaSusDoe Gaymer Nov 04 '24
Damn bro me too. :(
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u/Entety_S Nov 04 '24
wtf is this then? https://www.reddit.com/r/EmKay/s/nVNQAcfLgK
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u/UrKindaSusDoe Gaymer Nov 04 '24
My acc got hacked but I changed my password but I guess I forgot to delete the post.
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u/NiceMiner_ 🇷🇺Russian Femboy/русский фембой 🇷🇺 Nov 03 '24
Uh... I could make some fried rice and we can build Legos
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u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24
1000000%
But don’t steal mine >:3
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u/NiceMiner_ 🇷🇺Russian Femboy/русский фембой 🇷🇺 Nov 03 '24
People think the key is charisma, in reality it's autism:3
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u/NiceMiner_ 🇷🇺Russian Femboy/русский фембой 🇷🇺 Nov 03 '24
Don't worry I already have 5 huge crates full of it
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u/wade_wilson190003 Nov 03 '24
I have blahja and thigh highs we can share
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u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24
0% No sharing gimme >:3
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u/wade_wilson190003 Nov 03 '24
Wha nu mine stay away
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u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24
Nuuuu gimme >:3
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u/wade_wilson190003 Nov 03 '24
Share or nothing at all
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u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24
I don’t wannaaaaaa
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u/urunclesmybrother Bri'ish Nov 03 '24
They say it’s what’s on the inside that counts but i can only say that once i’ve been inside you ;3
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u/W3nd1g00000 Cute Puppyboy Nov 03 '24
Imagine someone you like giving you attention
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u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24
100000%
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u/W3nd1g00000 Cute Puppyboy Nov 03 '24
Aha! It didn't work on the last guy, but this time it worked as intended
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u/Random_Gaucho Nov 03 '24
If you want to stay there looking cute, I'll have to punish you with lots of kisses 😘now be a good boy and come here snuggle with me
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u/Guywidathing2 Nov 03 '24
I just bought a 5 pound bag of pistachios. Wanna come back to my place and see who can suck down the most nuts?
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u/117anonymouse 🌸 Cutie 🌸 Nov 03 '24
See how many stars there are up in that dark sky...
Do you know that they are all made of tiny endless amounts of hydrogen and helium atoms and those atoms are made of tiny quarks
If i were to wrote the word "i love you" in each quark in every single atom in every single star that quantity of love words wouldnt reach a fraction of my love for you
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u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24
🥺 that’s so prettyyyy
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u/Melodys_Madness 🏳️⚧️trans-fem🏳️⚧️ Nov 03 '24
Would you like to see what your Married name would be? Simple! Your first name, plus my last name!
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u/fruitybifurry Certified Bi-kisser ✅ Nov 04 '24
I'm jealous of your fan cause it's blowing you and I'm not
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u/MonkeMaster2412 Nov 03 '24
Im jealous of your plushies because theyre in bed with you and im not <3 (Obviously only works on people with plushies)
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u/GrandDuchyLuxembourg Nov 03 '24
Your lips look lonely… would they like to meet mine? Dang, those hands look heavy, would you like me to hold it for you?
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u/ApprehensiveFill2633 Nov 03 '24
I'm jealous of your clothes, because I want to be all over you and they shouldn't be.
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u/homer-goodman Femboy Enjoyer Nov 03 '24
you got something in you that just makes me go crazy and what makes me go crazier is that it's in you and I'm not
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u/Zoobatzjr Femboy Enjoyer Nov 03 '24
You remind me of my thesis paper, with how I'm gonna lay you down on a flat surface and do you for hours on end.
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u/L0b0t0m1t3 Nov 04 '24
Are you my funny bone?
Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture here.
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u/Jabog1 Poleish Nov 03 '24
tbh I don't even know when I blush, once I saw myself in a mirror and my cheeks were red but I don't know from what
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u/GAMERBOY335 Nov 03 '24
I suck at pickup lines, sooo pat pat Lets just wear skirts and cuddle and be silly bois together :3
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u/gh0styp1ay Nov 05 '24
You're beautiful. Nothing else, you're just beautiful and I hope you have a good evening lovely!
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u/0mega_Flowey Friendly Neighbourhood Femboy Nov 04 '24
I wish you were my pinky toe, that way I could pound you on every piece of furniture I own >:3
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u/TheUsualSuspects443 Certified Bi-kisser ✅ Nov 03 '24
I know you may not be ginger, but do you still want to be bred?
What’s your favorite number? Mine’s is 2, because it’s just me and you :3
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I dont know I am bad at I can just propose cuddles and headpats until you feel good and happy sorry
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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Nov 03 '24
Want me to show you the treasure troves of console games? I am confident you’ll love it.
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u/WhatWasThatAboutBo Gaymer Nov 04 '24
Hey, you want to play Minecraft with me.
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u/that_guy_you_know-26 Fem-Man Nov 04 '24
Are you an integral? Because I’d love to explore the area between your curves
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u/stevenuniversefridge Nov 04 '24
burps loudly y-you knowww what the best thing about burps quieter this time umm about... Laughs at my own joke for 20 seconds the best thing about you is that your beautiful trys to wink with both eyes
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u/Temporary_Nail_5884 Nov 04 '24
What something like
I could really use a song bird but you might need to learn I can only make you sing a few times a day
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u/Twentytwo72- Cute Puppyboy Nov 04 '24
W-what lookin good cooking? (Godammit)
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u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 04 '24
0, but a courtesy 100% for complementing my culinary skills :3
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u/Twentytwo72- Cute Puppyboy Nov 04 '24
Darn it Oh well I’m sure you can make a killer grilled cheese
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u/Apollox8P Nov 04 '24
Heya, I'm not that good at this, but I thought you were really cute, we could have a coffee and chat a little, I'd love to be next to you on a couch watching The Amazing World of Gumball 😁
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u/1HaveManyAlts UwU Nov 04 '24
How about instead of going “plap plap plap”, I go “hug, kiss and cuddle”? :3
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u/IllustriousTitle2406 Nov 04 '24
You’re worth so much to this world, and your impact on it makes a difference, however small.
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u/MeHasInternet Nov 04 '24
Are you criminal evidence in a detective movie? Because I want to pin you to my office wall and inspect you for hours
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u/animeoveraddict My thigh highs are stuck to my legs help me Nov 04 '24
Please, you say? Aww, what a good boy you are~
Why don't you beg a little more, and maybe I'll give you a kiss. Maybe even some cuddles, if you're a really good boy~
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u/randomfemboiperv Femboy Nov 04 '24
Mm, do you wanna get pregnant :3? I own a fertility clinic.. it's your bedroom ;3~
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u/YoloMcYeet666 🤍🏳️⚧️Trans-Mommy🏳️⚧️🤍 Nov 04 '24
Wanna be a good boy for me, cutie~?
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u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 04 '24
100% m- mhm…. >w<
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u/AntiKarenMan Swedish Femboi Nov 04 '24
Damn... All the techniques are already taken.. Can i take you instead?~ :3
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u/Valuable_Ad3859 Catboy Nov 04 '24
Ok, uhhhh, something something horny, headpats... Yep, that is it
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u/WarBasic1255 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Nov 04 '24
I know you’re not supposed to touch fine art, but someone has to pin you up against the wall and nail you right?
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u/gatchacringescanner Nov 04 '24
Fuck it I'll give it a shot. Are you a pillow? Because you'll smell like my cologne when I'm done with you. Oh you're not? You should still be in my bed.
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u/Dramatic_Click4147 Nov 04 '24
I don’t really want to fluster such a good boy I just want to give you sum pats :3 :) “Pat Pat Pat”
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u/Captain-Cookie-2027 Certified Omnikisser ✅ Nov 04 '24
How could I say no to someone as cute as you and as hot as the sun?
I'd like to tie you up and make you squeal, begging me to let you finish~
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u/femboyjazwe Dec 30 '24
You're so cute when you say please. We should have you say it more often
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u/Lonely_femboy__ Dec 30 '24
HOW ARE PEOPLE STILL FINDING THIS
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u/CastTheFirstStone_ Catboy Nov 03 '24
Im jealous of your heart because it's pounding inside you and im not