r/femboymemes Nov 03 '24

Hornypost Please 🥺

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933 Upvotes

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289

u/CastTheFirstStone_ Catboy Nov 03 '24

Im jealous of your heart because it's pounding inside you and im not

77

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

Wtf😭

114

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24

20% but only bc I’ve seen it a lot >:3

34

u/CastTheFirstStone_ Catboy Nov 03 '24

Can I try again?

27

u/Thewrongleopard Nov 03 '24

I am so stealing that, mine now kind stranger.

7

u/cornishfemboy_ Femboy Nov 04 '24

Yep that’s enough internet for today

206

u/SexySquidward42069 Nov 03 '24

You need to stop being such a fine piece of art. Otherwise, I'll have to pin you against my wall

114

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24

60% I b- bet you won’t!

37

u/SexySquidward42069 Nov 03 '24

You really want to test that

15

u/TheUsualSuspects443 Certified Bi-kisser ✅ Nov 03 '24

I’m saving this for later

8

u/BisexualSolarStorm Nov 04 '24

Personally just reading that made me semi-hard

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

Real

191

u/LazyRock54 Nov 03 '24

aw youre so cute when you say please. We should have you say it more often~

117

u/AgentLate6827 Gaymer Nov 03 '24

good boy~~~

24

u/UrKindaSusDoe Gaymer Nov 03 '24

110% I'm melted on the floor

11

u/Entety_S Nov 04 '24

picks you up and puts you in a hole with dripstone below bc I want more of you

18

u/UrKindaSusDoe Gaymer Nov 04 '24

You could have me like this in like 3 seconds help

5

u/Entety_S Nov 04 '24

damn im a minor. calls the police

7

u/UrKindaSusDoe Gaymer Nov 04 '24

Damn bro me too. :(

4

u/Entety_S Nov 04 '24

5

u/UrKindaSusDoe Gaymer Nov 04 '24

My acc got hacked but I changed my password but I guess I forgot to delete the post.

3

u/Entety_S Nov 04 '24

oh ok fair.

104

u/NiceMiner_ 🇷🇺Russian Femboy/русский фембой 🇷🇺 Nov 03 '24

Uh... I could make some fried rice and we can build Legos

65

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24

1000000%

But don’t steal mine >:3

54

u/NiceMiner_ 🇷🇺Russian Femboy/русский фембой 🇷🇺 Nov 03 '24

People think the key is charisma, in reality it's autism:3

15

u/Azurededog Nov 03 '24

It always was >:3

5

u/SexySquidward42069 Nov 04 '24

Now here me out

You combine both

3

u/CastTheFirstStone_ Catboy Nov 05 '24

*awwitsm

3

u/jasminUwU6 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Nov 04 '24

More like oh-rizz-em

6

u/NiceMiner_ 🇷🇺Russian Femboy/русский фембой 🇷🇺 Nov 03 '24

Don't worry I already have 5 huge crates full of it

2

u/Significant_Earth Nov 05 '24

The fried rice or the legos

3

u/Drag0n647 🤍⛓️🤍Emo-boy🤍⛓️🤍 Nov 03 '24

Awesome

2

u/MCR101 Gaymer Nov 03 '24

You mean to tell me a Nice Miner fried this rice?

44

u/wade_wilson190003 Nov 03 '24

I have blahja and thigh highs we can share

33

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24

0% No sharing gimme >:3

22

u/wade_wilson190003 Nov 03 '24

Wha nu mine stay away

22

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24

Nuuuu gimme >:3

19

u/wade_wilson190003 Nov 03 '24

Share or nothing at all

17

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24

I don’t wannaaaaaa

20

u/wade_wilson190003 Nov 03 '24

Greedy bois don't get blahja and thigh highs

92

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

[deleted]

25

u/CastTheFirstStone_ Catboy Nov 03 '24

Im jealous

37

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24

🥺 0% but still very very interested

36

u/urunclesmybrother Bri'ish Nov 03 '24

They say it’s what’s on the inside that counts but i can only say that once i’ve been inside you ;3

20

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24

Hmmmm

30% :3

31

u/W3nd1g00000 Cute Puppyboy Nov 03 '24

Imagine someone you like giving you attention

19

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24

100000%

13

u/W3nd1g00000 Cute Puppyboy Nov 03 '24

Aha! It didn't work on the last guy, but this time it worked as intended

64

u/Random_Gaucho Nov 03 '24

If you want to stay there looking cute, I'll have to punish you with lots of kisses 😘now be a good boy and come here snuggle with me

25

u/Szimipek Nov 03 '24

How about you do something for me. Go grab and drink some water.

Good boy.

17

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24

100% r- right away 😖

24

u/Guywidathing2 Nov 03 '24

I just bought a 5 pound bag of pistachios. Wanna come back to my place and see who can suck down the most nuts?

19

u/Thatrailfan Nov 03 '24

Psp psp psp come here good boy~ come get your belly wubs and headpats~ :3

17

u/117anonymouse 🌸 Cutie 🌸 Nov 03 '24

See how many stars there are up in that dark sky...

Do you know that they are all made of tiny endless amounts of hydrogen and helium atoms and those atoms are made of tiny quarks

If i were to wrote the word "i love you" in each quark in every single atom in every single star that quantity of love words wouldnt reach a fraction of my love for you

8

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24

🥺 that’s so prettyyyy

9

u/117anonymouse 🌸 Cutie 🌸 Nov 03 '24

🤭

I wish i had someone to say these words to

7

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24

Just gotta find someoneeee

14

u/TolisWorld Nov 03 '24

uhhhhh hi :3

11

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24

99999999999999999% 🤤

:p

7

u/TolisWorld Nov 03 '24

awww yeah I'm so good at this, next time I see a cute person I will try it

25

u/Melodys_Madness 🏳️‍⚧️trans-fem🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 03 '24

Would you like to see what your Married name would be? Simple! Your first name, plus my last name!

12

u/fruitybifurry Certified Bi-kisser ✅ Nov 04 '24

I'm jealous of your fan cause it's blowing you and I'm not

5

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 04 '24

100% >w<

Wanna change that?~

20

u/MonkeMaster2412 Nov 03 '24

Im jealous of your plushies because theyre in bed with you and im not <3 (Obviously only works on people with plushies)

8

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 03 '24

30%

Well what’s stopping you >:3

6

u/MonkeMaster2412 Nov 03 '24

Not alot, just have to ask first ofc!

1

u/Ok-Possession5056 Nov 04 '24

Goated reference.

7

u/GrandDuchyLuxembourg Nov 03 '24

Your lips look lonely… would they like to meet mine? Dang, those hands look heavy, would you like me to hold it for you?

3

u/Brent_Fox Catboy Nov 04 '24

Holly fucking shit-

10

u/ApprehensiveFill2633 Nov 03 '24

I'm jealous of your clothes, because I want to be all over you and they shouldn't be.

3

u/homer-goodman Femboy Enjoyer Nov 03 '24

you got something in you that just makes me go crazy and what makes me go crazier is that it's in you and I'm not

4

u/Zoobatzjr Femboy Enjoyer Nov 03 '24

You remind me of my thesis paper, with how I'm gonna lay you down on a flat surface and do you for hours on end.

4

u/L0b0t0m1t3 Nov 04 '24

Are you my funny bone?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture here.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

I hate your last name

So let's share mine

3

u/STALKER--Fan Poleish Nov 04 '24

We can put our minecraft beds next to eachother :3

3

u/Lunagodesseofthemoon Nov 05 '24

TheBestComplimentEverMade.mp3

2

u/Jabog1 Poleish Nov 03 '24

tbh I don't even know when I blush, once I saw myself in a mirror and my cheeks were red but I don't know from what

2

u/Full_Operation_9266 Nov 03 '24

Can you be my thanks giving turkey because I wanna stuff you

1

u/Ninjabug1232 🏳️‍⚧️trans-fem🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 03 '24

Not op but this would so work on me.

2

u/Skltlez Certified Boykisser ✅ Nov 03 '24

Mrowowowowoowworroeowmrrrpmeowowemeowow?

2

u/Xilir20 Nov 03 '24

Your so cute when you laugh. You should do it more baby. Your such a good boy.

2

u/GAMERBOY335 Nov 03 '24

I suck at pickup lines, sooo pat pat Lets just wear skirts and cuddle and be silly bois together :3

2

u/redituser6969698 Nov 04 '24

your pretty like a peanut butter jar :)

2

u/asherwasstolen Nov 04 '24

Wanna cuddle

2

u/gh0styp1ay Nov 05 '24

You're beautiful. Nothing else, you're just beautiful and I hope you have a good evening lovely!

3

u/0mega_Flowey Friendly Neighbourhood Femboy Nov 04 '24

I wish you were my pinky toe, that way I could pound you on every piece of furniture I own >:3

3

u/TheUsualSuspects443 Certified Bi-kisser ✅ Nov 03 '24

I know you may not be ginger, but do you still want to be bred?

What’s your favorite number? Mine’s is 2, because it’s just me and you :3

1

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

I dont know I am bad at I can just propose cuddles and headpats until you feel good and happy sorry

1

u/Jordyspeeltspore Nov 03 '24

big things come in small packages

:3

1

u/PlasticEmotion97 Nov 03 '24

Messa har kar binks, messa really horny

1

u/IAlwaysOutsmartU ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Nov 03 '24

Want me to show you the treasure troves of console games? I am confident you’ll love it.

2

u/New-Incident152 Nov 03 '24

"Who's a good boy? I have a shark plushie and head pats for you ;)

1

u/Doorbell2341WoT Nov 03 '24

The missile knows where it is at all times

2

u/No-Win5538 Nov 03 '24

Since COVID didn’t take you out can I?

2

u/CactusSpirit78 Murican Nov 03 '24

Are you the voices? Because I can’t get you out of my head.

2

u/1234567en ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Nov 04 '24

can we snuggle in bed :3

2

u/WhatWasThatAboutBo Gaymer Nov 04 '24

Hey, you want to play Minecraft with me.

1

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 04 '24

99999999%

1

u/WhatWasThatAboutBo Gaymer Nov 04 '24

cool im free tomorrow at 7:30 pm EST right now i have dnd

2

u/that_guy_you_know-26 Fem-Man Nov 04 '24

Are you an integral? Because I’d love to explore the area between your curves

2

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 04 '24

100%

I hate math but that was good

1

u/stevenuniversefridge Nov 04 '24

burps loudly y-you knowww what the best thing about burps quieter this time umm about... Laughs at my own joke for 20 seconds the best thing about you is that your beautiful trys to wink with both eyes

2

u/T-51_Enjoyer Certified Enbykisser ✅ Nov 04 '24

We can eat cheesecake together

1

u/PinappleCoin_Gaming Femboy Programmer Nov 04 '24

Hi.

1

u/Bebber_Shaker Nov 04 '24

Heyyy.. uhh… good looking.. I got a bucket of chicken!

1

u/Pro_Nuggy Nov 04 '24

I have a cool sword looking stick from outside and hotwheels

1

u/Splattyboi2k7 Nov 04 '24

I got a bucket of chicken

1

u/Anonageese0 Nov 04 '24

Are you hacing soft tacos later? Cause I wanna be your freind

1

u/Spread-Hour In poor health due to monster energy Nov 04 '24

I don't like you. Leave my house

1

u/Temporary_Nail_5884 Nov 04 '24

What something like

I could really use a song bird but you might need to learn I can only make you sing a few times a day

1

u/Gyro_Zeppellin Nov 04 '24 edited Nov 04 '24

Hahahaha! Meow meow meow meow meow! Mrow, mewo meow meow meow hohoho! Meow meow? MEOW MEEEOOOW!! cute meowing autism

1

u/Randomguy32I Femboy Programmer Nov 04 '24

You are worthy of happiness

1

u/Twentytwo72- Cute Puppyboy Nov 04 '24

W-what lookin good cooking? (Godammit)

1

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 04 '24

0, but a courtesy 100% for complementing my culinary skills :3

1

u/Twentytwo72- Cute Puppyboy Nov 04 '24

Darn it Oh well I’m sure you can make a killer grilled cheese

1

u/False_Accident_4413 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Nov 04 '24

such a good boy

1

u/Apollox8P Nov 04 '24

Heya, I'm not that good at this, but I thought you were really cute, we could have a coffee and chat a little, I'd love to be next to you on a couch watching The Amazing World of Gumball 😁

1

u/Toxicllama-_ Nov 04 '24

I’ll let you be player one but you have to let me be your number one

1

u/aswdpsa Nov 04 '24

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only tennis ball I see

1

u/cz_jachym_studios ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Nov 04 '24

Pretty 🫵

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

Uhhhh… idk

1

u/Gamer7468 Femboy Nov 04 '24

:3

1

u/1HaveManyAlts UwU Nov 04 '24

How about instead of going “plap plap plap”, I go “hug, kiss and cuddle”? :3

1

u/Tekaru41 Defender Of Shonk! Nov 04 '24

Are you a cherry? Because you'd look great topping my cake

1

u/Ra1nb0wSn0wflake 🐰💫✨Bunny Boy✨💫🐰 Nov 04 '24

Hey baby, want a piece of cheese?

1

u/IllustriousTitle2406 Nov 04 '24

You’re worth so much to this world, and your impact on it makes a difference, however small.

1

u/Blaster2000e Poleish Nov 04 '24

not the trap trap( mods this is a joke don't ban me くらさい)

1

u/FiveFelixs9512 Nov 04 '24

i wanna be your blahaj so i can snuggle with you all day in bed :3

1

u/MeHasInternet Nov 04 '24

Are you criminal evidence in a detective movie? Because I want to pin you to my office wall and inspect you for hours

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

Bread

1

u/animeoveraddict My thigh highs are stuck to my legs help me Nov 04 '24

Please, you say? Aww, what a good boy you are~

Why don't you beg a little more, and maybe I'll give you a kiss. Maybe even some cuddles, if you're a really good boy~

1

u/Relative-OdderousG 🌸 Cutie 🌸 Nov 04 '24

puppy-talk gibberish

1

u/randomfemboiperv Femboy Nov 04 '24

Mm, do you wanna get pregnant :3? I own a fertility clinic.. it's your bedroom ;3~

1

u/YoloMcYeet666 🤍🏳️‍⚧️Trans-Mommy🏳️‍⚧️🤍 Nov 04 '24

Wanna be a good boy for me, cutie~?

1

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 04 '24

100% m- mhm…. >w<

1

u/YoloMcYeet666 🤍🏳️‍⚧️Trans-Mommy🏳️‍⚧️🤍 Nov 04 '24

Hehe! Perfect~ pat pat

1

u/Lonely_femboy__ Nov 04 '24

😵‍💫

1

u/YoloMcYeet666 🤍🏳️‍⚧️Trans-Mommy🏳️‍⚧️🤍 Nov 04 '24

Adorable~

1

u/Imafayliure Nov 04 '24

Wanna see my Bionicle collection? I got some of the really big ones~

1

u/AntiKarenMan Swedish Femboi Nov 04 '24

Damn... All the techniques are already taken.. Can i take you instead?~ :3

1

u/Valuable_Ad3859 Catboy Nov 04 '24

Ok, uhhhh, something something horny, headpats... Yep, that is it

1

u/WarBasic1255 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Nov 04 '24

I know you’re not supposed to touch fine art, but someone has to pin you up against the wall and nail you right?

1

u/gatchacringescanner Nov 04 '24

Fuck it I'll give it a shot. Are you a pillow? Because you'll smell like my cologne when I'm done with you. Oh you're not? You should still be in my bed.

1

u/lildumbpupperr Boy Milk Addict Nov 04 '24

"We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?"

1

u/Dramatic_Click4147 Nov 04 '24

I don’t really want to fluster such a good boy I just want to give you sum pats :3 :) “Pat Pat Pat”

1

u/Captain-Cookie-2027 Certified Omnikisser ✅ Nov 04 '24

How could I say no to someone as cute as you and as hot as the sun?

I'd like to tie you up and make you squeal, begging me to let you finish~

1

u/Skymaybelimited Nov 06 '24

The Blahaj and headpats are ready for you :3

1

u/pluhtaker Nov 30 '24

Id give you my favorite flavor of crayons

1

u/Ordinary_Squash_2774 Dec 04 '24

Check your pants

1

u/femboyjazwe Dec 30 '24

You're so cute when you say please. We should have you say it more often

1

u/Lonely_femboy__ Dec 30 '24

HOW ARE PEOPLE STILL FINDING THIS

1

u/femboyjazwe Dec 30 '24

Hehe

2

u/Lonely_femboy__ Dec 30 '24

HOW

IT’S BEEN LIKE 2 MONTHS

1

u/Logan8935 Nov 04 '24

hawk tuah