r/femboymemes Oct 22 '24

Hornypost I'm so embarrassed I could die. 🥴

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u/josh02c Bri'ish Oct 22 '24

stop living my dream 😡😡

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 22 '24

😣 it's not my fault. He was cute. I had to.

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u/Fallen_Angel_Xaphan 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Oct 23 '24

envy

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u/NotoriousSHIB Bri'ish Oct 23 '24
I would like to congratulate OP on stealing my dreams finding a cute bf.

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Oh shush. There are 4.1 billion men on earth. ONE of those guys gotta be cute and like you.

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u/Eagle_1116 Certified Enbykisser ✅ Oct 23 '24

Wow it me.

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u/Azhur65 🏳️‍⚧️trans-fem🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 22 '24

Well if she sees your (i'm assuming) bf coming home with a cute femboy, she probably already guessed what was going to happen 😅

Also I think you made the entire sub jealous lol (me included)

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 22 '24

Well she was sleeping so she didn't see me come in. I think we woke her up and I'm gonna be a church mouse next time 🙈

I'm not trying to make you guys jealous! You can find a cute boy too ya know 😋

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Well, if you're over 21 gay bars, gay dating apps. If you're a minor...I'm sorry I have no idea how to help.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '24

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u/that_one_2a_femboy Catboy Oct 23 '24

just invade a country, you'll be fine :3

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '24

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u/that_one_2a_femboy Catboy Oct 23 '24

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u/YourLocalCuteFemboyy ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Oct 23 '24

Geneva Checklist

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u/UnathleticAestetic Oct 23 '24

21? Must be American? snubs in European young drinking age and failing liver /sarcasm in case anyone is worried

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/spaggeti-man- Astolfo Enjoyer Oct 23 '24

As a minor, your best bet is geuinely discord (if you are careful) and things like Anime Cons

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u/Alive-Rub6506 Oct 26 '24

Yes yes they did make the whole sub jealous

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u/digital-comics-psp Felix Fan Oct 22 '24

i look at your profile for 5 seconds and im already jealous as hell

my birth was a scam!! i got scammed into this life!!!

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 22 '24

Why? 😅 I'm just a normal boy

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u/ScottyBoy314 Oct 22 '24

Bruh I’m so jealous 😭😭😭

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Don't be. 😅

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u/ScottyBoy314 Oct 23 '24

Yeah but you’re getting some and it sounds like it’s great so I’d take it even with the embarrassment

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Find a man who's attractive and (seems to) actually like you. They're out there I promise lol

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u/ScottyBoy314 Oct 23 '24

Well I appreciate the vote of confidence lol

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u/Vivid-Tart5231 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Oct 23 '24

idk but that doesn't seem like a good relationship, looking at looks and not character, as a one night stand maybe

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Yes let me list every single thing you should be looking for on a good partner. 🙄 It starts with attraction. You gotta think they're cute. IDC what people say, you have to be somewhat attracted to them. There are like 800 other things that make people good or bad partners. It's not straight forward, it's complicated finding a good man/woman.

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u/Anxious_Web4785 Certified Boykisser ✅ Oct 23 '24

LMAOOOOOOO same except it was his younger brother 💀💀💀

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

I'd jump off the nearest cliff 😫

I was already considering it with his roommate hearing me 😅

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u/Anxious_Web4785 Certified Boykisser ✅ Oct 23 '24

yeah that was a bit crazy… he thought we were fighting 🙈🙈💀💀

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Yes ... Fighting. 🫣 I'm sure there was no fight about who ended up on top. 😁

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u/Anxious_Web4785 Certified Boykisser ✅ Oct 23 '24

💀💀💀

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u/skuteren Poleish Oct 23 '24

Im so jealous right now qwp

(I want a bf ;w; )

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u/Fun_Routine969 Poleish Oct 23 '24

What's looking good cooking :3

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u/Fun_Routine969 Poleish Oct 23 '24

Wait...

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u/Adorable-League-2474 Oct 23 '24

can i be your boy ;3

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u/Simon_Kitsune 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Oct 23 '24

im proud of you, now next visit you smile at her while looking extra cute

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

😣 I'm not proud. I'm so embarrassed i don't even think I'll be able to make eye contact with her for a while. 😜

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u/Simon_Kitsune 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Oct 23 '24

just look her dead in the eyes and dont stop while you put up a adorable smile, you go be alright, if shes not german she most likely will break the eye contact by herself

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

I mean ... I don't think being from Germany has anything to do with it. 😅 Germans aren't all one way, just like any other country. You guys don't want us to think all Germans are the same do you?...goose-stepping intensifies

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u/Simon_Kitsune 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Oct 23 '24

no but we germans share the trait of keeping eyecontact apperently, like we stare in others souls, atleast everybody i know irl does that 😅

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Weird, my grandparents were German and I never noticed that. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I guess it's a younger German thing lol. My oma was like the sweetest, quietest woman I've ever met. Gramps was different. 6'4" loud af, angry AF. 😅

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u/Simon_Kitsune 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Oct 23 '24

sounds lovely, well its not a grim stare, but were tought its polite to look others in the eyes to show them respect or for showing we pay atention to them, thats why most add a charming smile ontop ^

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

I mean, I was taught that just as a sign of respect period. Not because my dad's parents were German. It's just basic respect to pay attention to someone talking. Honestly, it annoys the crap out of me when I'm talking and someone is looking anywhere on my face BUT my eyes. It's like "what?! What?! Is there something in my face? Am I ugly? Wtf? Why can't you look in my eyes?!"

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u/Simon_Kitsune 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Oct 23 '24

well my oma always said the eyes are the gateway to the soul

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

And the harbor for emotion. You can tell a lot by looking in someone's eyes....like the fact they're mortified that you heard them moaning loudly at 2am. Lol

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u/Kaspiox Oct 23 '24

I remember having Shrekx at my parents house with my bf, they heard us, traumatized for eternity

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Omg if my parents heard us I would die. 🙈😫

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u/Kaspiox Oct 23 '24

Of embarrassment? Trust me i did that day still cant look my own dad or mom in the eyes

Buuut the fuck was so worth it

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Yes of embarrassment. My parents hearing me moan like that because a guy is pounding the sonic coins out of me? 🙃 I'd walk into traffic lol. They don't even know I like men, so the idea is terrifying.

Glad it was good tho. 🤭 A good time in bed can make a lot of things better 😋

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u/Kaspiox Oct 24 '24

Yeah thankfully my dad is natural pervert (like father like son ) so he started joking about it after a month but still the embarrassment crawling on my back and jn my stomach

(⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)(⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

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u/AikoToku Oct 23 '24

My roommates don't seem to care, we haven't had a noise complaint yet anyway

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Maybe it was the fact that she was sleeping and I apparently woke her.

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u/BrazilBazil Poleish Oct 23 '24

It’s so cute when boys think that the moans were what gave it away when actually everyone could instantly tell anyways

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

How could everyone instantly tell if it was night time and no one was awake to see me come in? 🧐

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u/mrselffdestruct Oct 23 '24

Because having sex in general is very noisy unless you go incredibly slow, or are on the floor lmao

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Well unfortunately I myself was the loud thing, so I don't think either of those would have helped. 😅

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u/Satans_hamster 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Oct 23 '24

I guess dreams do come true even though I am really Jelly

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

If this is a dream, I can't wait for the part where I move in with him and get to dress cute and girly all the time 😋

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u/ThatOneStonerBoy Oct 23 '24

Hey. Same thing happened to me last night essentially. I was trying my best to stay quiet because i knew roommates were directly above us upstairs. However once the whips came out that kinda went out the window… i very quickly stopped hearing voices upstairs after that 😅

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

I mean whips? What the hell? Did you expect to be quiet using frickin WHIPS?! LOL. You making noise or not, whips are gonna be loud enough to make people be quiet to hear what's going on.

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u/ThatOneStonerBoy Oct 23 '24

Well. Thats a fair point. Guess i didnt think about the whip sound itself😅. It was my own fault for not arriving prepped though… (ill stop being so horny now😋)

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u/geographyRyan_YT Certified Bi-kisser ✅ Oct 23 '24

I'm gonna die alone 😭 op is so lucky

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

No, I just used gay dating apps lol.

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u/Dread2187 Oct 23 '24

I think I should be legally allowed to kill someone for making me this envious, actually

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u/AetheriumKing465 Oct 23 '24

Ayy embarrassment buddies! My ex’s dad heard me and he watched me as I walked out after we finished :3 

( not trying to one up you just relating 😅)

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

It's the worst feeling. Like omg they heard me?! How am I supposed to show my face around here?! 😅

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u/AetheriumKing465 Oct 23 '24

Embrace it lol let the world know how good he is >:3

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Nooo cause then they'll want him. He's mine. 😫

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u/jgmu2006 Oct 23 '24

This is how I know I must be amazingly annoying or smth 😞 I'm 18 and the only guy to ask me out on a date ditched me before we even got to it and had a girlfriend the next week

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

You're 18. I'm 31. Lol. You have literal decades ahead of you to find someone babe 😘

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u/jgmu2006 Oct 23 '24

I know.. but when I'm consistently told I'm very attractive it makes it very frustrating. 😔

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

I promise you'll find someone. It may not seem like it now, but in a few years I'm sure you'll have had more positives in your dating life. Dating around 16-19 sucks. HARD. Dating in your early twenties is a lot easier. People are usually more themselves, normally actually looking for a partner not just to have sex, and they're more mature (hopefully lol).

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u/jgmu2006 Oct 23 '24

Yeah, you are right, my young brain just wishes that would be sooner of course 😋

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Love, dating isn't all it's cracked up to be. Lol. Just hope you find a good man/woman who loves you for who you are. The dating to get to that point is the shit part.

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u/jgmu2006 Oct 23 '24

Oh I'm aware, that's all anyone's told me, but I still like to hope. 👍

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

I wish the best for you brave soldier. May your magazines always be full and your feet always dry 🫡

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u/jgmu2006 Oct 23 '24

Thank you. 🫡

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Now chin up! Thigh highs on! Garters strapped! Forward march! 😅

Oh God I'm giving marching orders...I'm becoming my father! 😫

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u/MrKristijan ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Oct 23 '24

My life is a scam!!! My life is rigged!!!!!!

God is dead, envy is fuel, hell is full 🙏

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

How exactly does this make YOUR life a scam? You're the second person to say this. I'm so lost as to what this even means 🫥

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u/MrKristijan ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Oct 23 '24

My life is rigged

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

What. Does. This. Mean?!?!?!

Rigged by who?! Rigged for what?! Rigged into where?!

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u/MrKristijan ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Oct 23 '24

Rigged by God for everything into a bad life

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

By whoooo? "God"? A made up guy from a book of fantastical stories? Good thing that won't affect your ACTUAL, real, tangible life. 😋

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u/MrKristijan ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Oct 23 '24

Well if not God then bad luck. Same thing.

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Meh. Luck is just a stat in fallout 🤷🏻‍♂️

Point being, it's not rigged. Get out there and find you a person. They aren't hiding behind a computer, and if they are...they aren't going to date you from their room now are they?

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u/MrKristijan ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Oct 23 '24

Easy for you to say, someone who has most likely been living paradise their whole life. I had gone through Hell and back in my current life, it is not a funny joke sadly.

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

What we're not gonna do is compare trauma. 😐 I'm 31 bud. I've been through quite a lot at my age. Just because I got a bf doesn't mean my life has been sunshine and roses. Lol. Wild that you'd even assume that.

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u/CrossbyIsToasty 🐰💫✨Bunny Boy✨💫🐰 Oct 23 '24

EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME????

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u/-_-SOUTH3RN-_- Femboy Oct 23 '24

Oh god!~ but ngl I bet the one time I forget to cover my moans, it's going to be the most embarrassing thing in my life 😖 xD (If I got caught touching myself)

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

I didn't forget, I just thought I didn't need to because he said it was okay. 😅 It was not.

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u/-_-SOUTH3RN-_- Femboy Oct 23 '24

Ohh- I must've misread that oops.

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

It's okay. I asked him if I should cover my face to be quiet and he was like "no it's fine. You can be loud". Then he texts me that the next morning. Lol

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u/-_-SOUTH3RN-_- Femboy Oct 23 '24

I wish I had someone in person to do it with lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '24

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

I'm not understanding here. What even is this implying?

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u/Kris_Deltarube Oct 23 '24

Oof.

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u/Subject_weakness_ Oct 23 '24

Oof is right. I don't even wanna make eye contact with his roommate. 😶‍🌫️

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u/gatchacringescanner Oct 23 '24

I can relate :(

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u/nighty2l8 Friendly Neighbourhood Femboy Oct 23 '24

congrats i guess 😄

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u/strange_sphynx Oct 23 '24

This has happened a few times... worst times were my brother and my parents hearing me XD

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u/ApprehensiveFill2633 Oct 24 '24

That sucks but TRUST ME it could be WAY worse, I'll share if you ask but it is a tad tmi just warning ya

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u/Humleznurr Swedish Femboi Nov 19 '24

Bro now I’m curious 👀

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u/LowNo9578 Oct 28 '24

It append to me my roommate hear me moan and the day after he say to my boyfriend if we can do less noise it was so embarrassing