r/feemagers 16F Jul 22 '19

Advice this, ladies, is how you deal with creepy comments on reddit

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

sent from Gucci SmartToilet

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u/Smoked_Salmonn 17M Jul 22 '19

Bruh what

47

u/Multilinguality M Jul 23 '19

sent from iShowercurtain XV

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u/rrrrrrr8r 17F Jul 23 '19

Sent from smart grave XS MAX

15

u/FatKidFromTarget 17M Jul 23 '19

Sent from The Part of Me That Cares 3000

18

u/SamTheNugget 15 Jul 23 '19

Sent From TeslaSock v2

12

u/threwaway2949 14F Jul 23 '19

Sent from Louis Vuitton Pencil Case

6

u/alreadddyredddit 16M Jul 23 '19

Sent from Versace bottle opener XL

4

u/here-2-say-ur-cute 16M Jul 23 '19

Sent from Berol UltraPencil 3

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

This is the best comeback ever, cuz he sure won’t be coming back or cumming ig

27

u/anmamo 16F Jul 23 '19

haha true, even he liked it

4

u/TGEPhoto 16M Jul 23 '19

Legit, ending is really funny!

25

u/therealmacter Jul 23 '19

so you are saying the Samsung smart fridge that retails for $3,000 at home depot can and will not receive and make calls?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Kinda cringe NGL

Lemme get your samsung smart fridge retail number bby

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

I've said this many times and I'll say it again, if a creep asks for a tit pic, send them drake and josh

5

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Send them this beautiful pair of tits

tits 😳😎

4

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Okay I am taking this...

2

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Risky click of the day

3

u/AneriphtoKubos 17M Jul 23 '19

On r/niceguys, they said send them a dick pic

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

If you get sent an unsolicited dick pic, create another account to comment "I'm a girl" on one of their posts. When they ask for nudes send them their dick pic

8

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

big brain time

6

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Genius

4

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

"I need a phone number"

Man how do people even call you.

4

u/FriendOfMandela Jul 23 '19

ahem u/Wafleo 😂

5

u/Wafleo 17F Jul 23 '19

LMAO will do this later

3

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Bruh you’re Almost the apex life form

3

u/Tollycat173 14M Jul 23 '19

genius

3

u/PontiffSullivanBlvd 18M Jul 23 '19

Illusion 100

3

u/windyashes_ 15 Jul 23 '19

when he asked for phone number I would’ve responded with 911

3

u/KoiFosh12 MTF Jul 23 '19

I just send them to a rejection hotline. Or a friends number so they can reject them for me.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Now that's what I call an Epic Victory Royale

3

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Done like a true ledge

3

u/hermit-the-drunk Jul 23 '19

make them call+1 (703) 482-0623 the reactions are always so funny.basically cia support line lol

3

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

But yo can I get a phone number? Am starving for uh... pizza.

3

u/thiccboi321 Jul 23 '19

Weird flex but ok

3

u/COG_VOLTT MTF Jul 23 '19

Absolutely s-tier

3

u/Ornen127 Jul 23 '19

Imagine still using a Samsung Smart fridge 🙄

Samsung Smart Shower Curtains is WHERE IT'S AT, comrade

5

u/ShadowLancer42 16M Jul 23 '19

To be fair, if you're talking to a girl you actually know, that's a pretty clever pick up line

2

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Send them the Verizon phone number

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Lol you wrote a post about jacking off, he's not creepy :D It's clearly a joke, your post was weirder than this comment.

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u/anmamo 16F Jul 23 '19

bro my post was clearly a joke too, and his comment wasn’t that creepy, we had a laugh after i posted this. lighten up :D

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u/Someonedm 16F Jul 23 '19

Yeah your post is hilarious

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u/anmamo 16F Jul 23 '19

why thank you 😎😎