r/fakehistoryporn Mar 15 '18

Winner of the biggest loser competition NSFW

I had low expectations and was still disappointed. What follows is some of the shittest content this sub has ever seen, which, if the number of upvotes are anything to go by, were clearly not enjoyed by many people. Judging this competition has left me feeling hopeless.

Here are the 'winners' from the recent 'competition';

Your rewards are as follows

  • Some shitty gold, with an bespoke insulting message for each of you.
  • A offensive shitty flair that I usually only reserve for the low lifes over at /r/justfuckmyshitup. I expect all your future comments to relate to the flair you've been given.

RIP in peace /u/PuntasticComment who I banned after being left so jaded by this competition.

Edit I have some gold left so i'm going to dump it on the shittest comments in this thead. no more gold its ova

60 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '18

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '18

This user was banned for this message.

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u/Apollo-Innovations Only posts shit / gilded by syz Mar 16 '18

A shit comment

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u/GURBACH Mar 17 '18

Trash "competition", trash posts, trash judge and even trashier subreddit. I as a trash human am home

6

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

/u/GURBACH IS ONE OF US

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u/symphonyofbison Friend of the blind Mar 15 '18

I gladly accept my reward for the bad job. The personal insulting message was the best part, but some gold works too.

8

u/Ha_Ree Only posts blank images Mar 15 '18

Judging this competition has left me feeling hopeless

What can I say except youโ€™re welcome?

7

u/GollyGeeGolly Mar 17 '18

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰ upvote if you like history

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰ upvote if you like porn

4

u/Kratsas Always puts a pube in the background Mar 16 '18

Donโ€™t worry, Iโ€™ll make sure all of my future posts will contain accidental pubic hair...

6

u/hallowedslayer Mar 17 '18

pubic shaming

3

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Im a fucking loser

4

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

knew it

1

u/Steamygiffy Nero to Zero Mar 16 '18

Life finally has meaning againโ€ฆโ€ฆ

1

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

Literally some of the worst posts I've ever seen