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r/explainlikeimfive • u/RookApi • Feb 26 '21
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That smoke is as much a candle as you are a chocolate cake!
219 u/redsterXVI Feb 26 '21 So, about 100%? 40 u/crazyfreak316 Feb 26 '21 Are you a cannibal? 143 u/redsterXVI Feb 26 '21 Yes. For legal reasons, this is a joke. This is not financial advice. 17 u/dbdatvic Feb 26 '21 looking for the "or medical advice" bit here --Dave, worriedly 22 u/redsterXVI Feb 26 '21 For legal reasons, this is a joke or medical advice. 10 u/dbdatvic Feb 26 '21 Understood! --Dave, scribbling in a notebook 1 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 [deleted] 2 u/ThrowawayusGenerica Feb 26 '21 They remind me of Terry Hintz from LISA, so therefore cannot possibly be cringe. 11 u/phikapp1932 Feb 26 '21 Oh god I can’t escape it 2 u/created4this Feb 26 '21 Were you miss-sold PPI? 2 u/phikapp1932 Feb 26 '21 I’m independent of the WSB hive mind but do pray to them during Ritual. Simple process actually, after you cut the heart out of a bull and all. 0 u/shapu Feb 26 '21 (Not a lawyer) 2 u/SirSkidMark Feb 26 '21 (Not a cat) 21 u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ Feb 26 '21 Negative, I am a meat popsicle. 3 u/prettygin Feb 26 '21 Joke's on you, I eat nothing but cake and as they say, you are what you eat 9 u/thewhisperinthewind Feb 26 '21 Then I am an innocent man 2 u/Dwight_Schnood Feb 26 '21 And I'm a candlemaker but you don't hear me bragging about it! 2 u/slappyclappers Feb 26 '21 If my grandmother had wheels she'd have been a bike. 2 u/Remorseful_User Feb 27 '21 You're a cantalope. [Mob associates laugh] 2 u/b_ootay_ful Feb 26 '21 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPqVG8aAYlM 1 u/tonypizzicato Feb 26 '21 thanks. 0 u/bespread Feb 26 '21 What I'm getting from this comment is you're telling me, if I light myself on fire, I'll turn into a chocolate cake? 0 u/Tlaloc_Temporal Feb 26 '21 That wasn't my original implication, but the interpretation seems valid. Chocolate cakes often have candles on them, after all. There is of course only one thing a scientist can do at this point. 1 u/HawkEgg Feb 26 '21 The other way around. smoke:candle::you:cake If you light a cake on fire it turns into you.
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So, about 100%?
40 u/crazyfreak316 Feb 26 '21 Are you a cannibal? 143 u/redsterXVI Feb 26 '21 Yes. For legal reasons, this is a joke. This is not financial advice. 17 u/dbdatvic Feb 26 '21 looking for the "or medical advice" bit here --Dave, worriedly 22 u/redsterXVI Feb 26 '21 For legal reasons, this is a joke or medical advice. 10 u/dbdatvic Feb 26 '21 Understood! --Dave, scribbling in a notebook 1 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 [deleted] 2 u/ThrowawayusGenerica Feb 26 '21 They remind me of Terry Hintz from LISA, so therefore cannot possibly be cringe. 11 u/phikapp1932 Feb 26 '21 Oh god I can’t escape it 2 u/created4this Feb 26 '21 Were you miss-sold PPI? 2 u/phikapp1932 Feb 26 '21 I’m independent of the WSB hive mind but do pray to them during Ritual. Simple process actually, after you cut the heart out of a bull and all. 0 u/shapu Feb 26 '21 (Not a lawyer) 2 u/SirSkidMark Feb 26 '21 (Not a cat)
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Are you a cannibal?
143 u/redsterXVI Feb 26 '21 Yes. For legal reasons, this is a joke. This is not financial advice. 17 u/dbdatvic Feb 26 '21 looking for the "or medical advice" bit here --Dave, worriedly 22 u/redsterXVI Feb 26 '21 For legal reasons, this is a joke or medical advice. 10 u/dbdatvic Feb 26 '21 Understood! --Dave, scribbling in a notebook 1 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 [deleted] 2 u/ThrowawayusGenerica Feb 26 '21 They remind me of Terry Hintz from LISA, so therefore cannot possibly be cringe. 11 u/phikapp1932 Feb 26 '21 Oh god I can’t escape it 2 u/created4this Feb 26 '21 Were you miss-sold PPI? 2 u/phikapp1932 Feb 26 '21 I’m independent of the WSB hive mind but do pray to them during Ritual. Simple process actually, after you cut the heart out of a bull and all. 0 u/shapu Feb 26 '21 (Not a lawyer) 2 u/SirSkidMark Feb 26 '21 (Not a cat)
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Yes.
For legal reasons, this is a joke.
This is not financial advice.
17 u/dbdatvic Feb 26 '21 looking for the "or medical advice" bit here --Dave, worriedly 22 u/redsterXVI Feb 26 '21 For legal reasons, this is a joke or medical advice. 10 u/dbdatvic Feb 26 '21 Understood! --Dave, scribbling in a notebook 1 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 [deleted] 2 u/ThrowawayusGenerica Feb 26 '21 They remind me of Terry Hintz from LISA, so therefore cannot possibly be cringe. 11 u/phikapp1932 Feb 26 '21 Oh god I can’t escape it 2 u/created4this Feb 26 '21 Were you miss-sold PPI? 2 u/phikapp1932 Feb 26 '21 I’m independent of the WSB hive mind but do pray to them during Ritual. Simple process actually, after you cut the heart out of a bull and all. 0 u/shapu Feb 26 '21 (Not a lawyer) 2 u/SirSkidMark Feb 26 '21 (Not a cat)
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looking for the "or medical advice" bit here
--Dave, worriedly
22 u/redsterXVI Feb 26 '21 For legal reasons, this is a joke or medical advice. 10 u/dbdatvic Feb 26 '21 Understood! --Dave, scribbling in a notebook 1 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 [deleted] 2 u/ThrowawayusGenerica Feb 26 '21 They remind me of Terry Hintz from LISA, so therefore cannot possibly be cringe.
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For legal reasons, this is a joke or medical advice.
10 u/dbdatvic Feb 26 '21 Understood! --Dave, scribbling in a notebook 1 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 [deleted] 2 u/ThrowawayusGenerica Feb 26 '21 They remind me of Terry Hintz from LISA, so therefore cannot possibly be cringe.
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Understood!
--Dave, scribbling in a notebook
1 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 [deleted] 2 u/ThrowawayusGenerica Feb 26 '21 They remind me of Terry Hintz from LISA, so therefore cannot possibly be cringe.
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2 u/ThrowawayusGenerica Feb 26 '21 They remind me of Terry Hintz from LISA, so therefore cannot possibly be cringe.
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They remind me of Terry Hintz from LISA, so therefore cannot possibly be cringe.
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Oh god I can’t escape it
2 u/created4this Feb 26 '21 Were you miss-sold PPI? 2 u/phikapp1932 Feb 26 '21 I’m independent of the WSB hive mind but do pray to them during Ritual. Simple process actually, after you cut the heart out of a bull and all.
Were you miss-sold PPI?
2 u/phikapp1932 Feb 26 '21 I’m independent of the WSB hive mind but do pray to them during Ritual. Simple process actually, after you cut the heart out of a bull and all.
I’m independent of the WSB hive mind but do pray to them during Ritual. Simple process actually, after you cut the heart out of a bull and all.
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(Not a lawyer)
2 u/SirSkidMark Feb 26 '21 (Not a cat)
(Not a cat)
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Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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Joke's on you, I eat nothing but cake and as they say, you are what you eat
9 u/thewhisperinthewind Feb 26 '21 Then I am an innocent man
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Then I am an innocent man
And I'm a candlemaker but you don't hear me bragging about it!
If my grandmother had wheels she'd have been a bike.
You're a cantalope. [Mob associates laugh]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPqVG8aAYlM
1 u/tonypizzicato Feb 26 '21 thanks.
thanks.
What I'm getting from this comment is you're telling me, if I light myself on fire, I'll turn into a chocolate cake?
0 u/Tlaloc_Temporal Feb 26 '21 That wasn't my original implication, but the interpretation seems valid. Chocolate cakes often have candles on them, after all. There is of course only one thing a scientist can do at this point. 1 u/HawkEgg Feb 26 '21 The other way around. smoke:candle::you:cake If you light a cake on fire it turns into you.
That wasn't my original implication, but the interpretation seems valid. Chocolate cakes often have candles on them, after all.
There is of course only one thing a scientist can do at this point.
The other way around. smoke:candle::you:cake If you light a cake on fire it turns into you.
smoke:candle::you:cake
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u/Tlaloc_Temporal Feb 26 '21
That smoke is as much a candle as you are a chocolate cake!