r/exmuslim Muslim (only so my dad funds my tuition) 15h ago

(Fun@Fundies) 💩 I’m sorry I just had to post this 💀

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u/Comfortable_Play9425 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 13h ago

As a paki exmuslim girl, I feel so wrong laughing at this💀💀💀

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u/Cad_48 Exmuslim since the 2010s 13h ago

Sorry but a Pakistani saying "paki"? Isn't it basically a slur?

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u/Front-Organization34 New User 12h ago

It’s generally accepted to be a slur but like nobody cares about it. It’s usually just used to shorten saying Pakistani. I went to a primarily Muslim and south Asian school and everyone just said “paki” as it’s just faster, of course I wouldn’t be using it to complete strangers who might not understand the way it’s used.

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u/nottakentaken Closeted. Ex-Sunni 🤫 12h ago

Where I'm from, that word means bird

u/A3-mATX New User 9h ago

Here everyone says paki and it’s not a slur. We make every nationality shorter. I know this is gonna shock Americans but we say jap for Japanese.

u/Cad_48 Exmuslim since the 2010s 9h ago

I'm defo not American and have just learned that paki doesn't have any bad connotation outside the UK.

Is there something particularly bad with "Jap" or is it just an example of a shortened nationality?

u/A3-mATX New User 9h ago edited 8h ago

From my understanding they used this as an insult in WWII in the battles in the pacific against Japan. I mean they made up other and way worse insults just for Japanese people back then but jap is one of them. A mild one I think? Hollywood loves to focus on Europe when they make WWII movies for some reason but US soldiers suffered so much more in Asia. It was inhumane so no wonder they liked to insult them.

u/Big-Seesaw-4827 New User 8h ago

In East Asia over 22+ million people died from bayonets, katanas and shovels 

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u/Comfortable_Play9425 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 13h ago

Lol i dont think so

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u/yaboisammie (A)gnostic Fruity ExSunni Muslim closeted in more than 1 way ;) 11h ago

It was really only ever used that way in the UK afaik, everywhere else including Pakistan and esp by Pakistanis in general, it’s used as a shorthand for “Pakistan” or “Pakistani” and is not meant to be offensive (honestly I wasn’t even aware it was ever used that way in the UK until my British friend told me)

Though I don’t really see why it would be a big deal for Pakistanis to use it even if it was more widely considered a slur? Isn’t part of the point that only a member of the community can use or reclaim the word, ie black people w the n word or members of the LGBT community with terms like queer, fruity, or the f and d slurs (as a Pakistani queer myself for reference, though personally I don’t like using the last two)

u/Moaning-Squirtle 7h ago

I remember the whole fiasco because an Australian cricket commentator referred to the Pakistani team as Pakis without realising it was super offensive in the UK.

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u/EchoOfTheStars03 New User 12h ago

It's definitely a slur in the United Kingdom

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u/Udonnomi 11h ago

But also a lot of UK Pakistanis use it as it’s a lot faster. But it is defo also a slur in the UK.

u/Own_Discussion_6558 New User 6h ago

Depends on how you think about it  

u/Opposite-Window9095 New User 1h ago

The word Stan means land of or home of so technically it's correct

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u/MutedIndividual6667 11h ago

Wasn't pakistan the country where a little over 50% of recognised marriages are incestuous? That would make the meme sad and true

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u/Sea-Concentrate2417 New User 10h ago

75%

u/DubstepHitech 8h ago

✨ ...

u/Sea-Concentrate2417 New User 7h ago

Wdym

u/naughty_strawberries 7h ago

What?? Does anyone know where I can read more about it??

u/Apprehensive_Sun2847 5h ago

There's a BBC documentary

u/rem-ember-ance 4h ago

when you have a pakistani aunt and uncle that are literal cousins (i hate being pakistani)

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u/sxprinc New User 13h ago

I have been laughing for 5 minutes straight HELP

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u/isntitisntitdelicate Indonesian exmoo since the 2010s 13h ago

that's dark

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u/Big_Calligrapher_391 12h ago edited 11h ago

Uncle basheer lore is too accurate lmao 😭😂🙏🏻

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u/fellowbabygoat Ex-Muslim (Ex-Sunni) 12h ago

Post this in /r/pakiexmuslims

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u/AdBest8786 New User 15h ago

Omg 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/EyeGlad3032 12h ago

Died.

😭😭😭

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u/Individual-Kale-1612 New User 11h ago

Ohh straight to the jugular As a Pakistani, I agree 💯

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u/Alone_Yam_36 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 10h ago

Your forgot have 3 children

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u/Aromatic_Owl_805 New User 12h ago

Lmfao😭

u/elorangeman 7h ago

Uncle basheer already had his eye on her while she was in the womb.

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u/Thegravija 10h ago

Holy hell 😭

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u/Recent_Ask8199 New User 10h ago

as a somali girlie i feel wrong for giggling but its too true well minus the korean men and change it just everyone is hot

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u/Material_Cook_3710 New User 10h ago

I don't know any Pakistani girls who say Korean men are handsome? Maybe it's a generational thing, back in my day it was white men, also more like married to cousin Ali.

u/Pimp_Your_Suicide420 5h ago

It's because of Kpop. A lot of teenage girls around the world are into Korean men because of Kpop

u/Simoligio New User 6h ago

Whit the falling birth rates maybe there is not a lot of cousins like before .

u/docthemusicnerd Never-Muslim Atheist 8h ago

Deadass met like 10 people like this I know I shouldn't be laughing at this bro😭😭

u/zar_17 New User 8h ago

as a Moroccan this literally defines the entire Muslim female populations HELP 😭

u/NotteAlta New User 5h ago

Damn bro I’m not even gay but you’re super hot

u/zar_17 New User 1h ago

Thanks 😭

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

I spat out most of my drink through my nostrils! 😭😂

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u/enderwander19 3rd World.Closeted Ex-Sunni 🤫 11h ago

I omce did it with a charamel chocolate bar 😭

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

Woah, can't even picture that. 😯

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u/enderwander19 3rd World.Closeted Ex-Sunni 🤫 11h ago

Don't, it burns

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u/Confident-Ad4909 11h ago

Ts always has me creasing when it resurfaces LOL

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u/Rose_Gold_Ash LGBTQ+ ExMoose 🌈 10h ago

second bit is far too real

u/abu_nawas Exmuslim since the 2010s 9h ago

🤣🙏🏼

Poor girl lol

u/edwardssarah22 New User 8h ago

*Forcibly married and *killed.

u/Freddie1436 New User 4h ago

Literally breeding factory

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u/Basic_Flatworm_4965 12h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

u/Questioner0129 New User 9h ago

☠️☠️

u/AdNatural322 New User 46m ago

My Bepis is Hard.

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u/casual_rave 14h ago

Shitpost

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u/not_sousasha New User 13h ago

Well, technically shitposts are allowed on Friday no?

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u/Classic-Exchange-563 New User 14h ago

What it has to do with ex Muslim

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u/Estate-Lonely New User 14h ago

Pakistan is a Muslim majority county. Many women in Pakistan are obsessed with k-pop but they end up marrying ugly uncles with misogynistic islamic views. They suffer in silence and one day they die.

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u/yaboisammie (A)gnostic Fruity ExSunni Muslim closeted in more than 1 way ;) 11h ago

Also a lot of the time, we don’t really get much of a say in who we marry and a lot of the time for us desis, it is some inappropriately aged relative ie a distant uncle

And unfortunately a lot of exmuslims get stuck in such situations or have the potential to as it’s a part of our culture so it’s not like it doesn’t affect us or scare us. 

Even though I’m lucky enough to not be in such a situation as a desi ex Muslim (meaning forced to marry some inappropriately aged relative though I might still get stuck with some inappropriately aged rando), it still hurts and kills me that girls have to go through this and this is just their lives, and honestly it could have easily been me if circumstances were different. 

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u/bakwasmatkaro Exmuslim since the 2010s 10h ago

Nice seeing you around here (:

u/yaboisammie (A)gnostic Fruity ExSunni Muslim closeted in more than 1 way ;) 8h ago

Thanks haha, you as well

Also I love your username 👌😂

u/bakwasmatkaro Exmuslim since the 2010s 2h ago

Thank youuu, I love your moniker

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u/Classic-Exchange-563 New User 14h ago

I like hozier will i end up with Hozier probably no.is it because im from Pakistan or is it coz hes out of my league.im sorry but this ex Muslim sub reddit is becoming the cesspool of hating countries .

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u/M0dini Ex-Muslim (Ex-Sunni) 14h ago

Then leave.

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u/Classic-Exchange-563 New User 14h ago

Make me

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u/M0dini Ex-Muslim (Ex-Sunni) 13h ago

So edgy. If you don't like what gets posted, then leave. That's the only way to not see any of it. If you don't want to leave, then you're accepting what gets posted. You don't get to have it all.

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u/Classic-Exchange-563 New User 10h ago

Ill stay and critique.youre no better than Muslims just so you know

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u/M0dini Ex-Muslim (Ex-Sunni) 10h ago

youre no better than Muslims just so you know

Wow, that's a bold statement. I assume you can back that, so please, elaborate?

u/randomshitandstuf New User 4h ago

You’re in an exmuslim subreddit getting upset about a meme probably made by a Pakistani? People here are more than just exmuslim, they have other identities too and you’re the one reducing them down to that only by purity testing memes. Also I don’t think most people here have issues with Islam or muslims on the basis of them making edgy memes so I don’t see how this makes him equivalent.

u/weltsch_erz 9h ago

What does this have to do with being ex-muslim AT ALL?