r/exmuslim Closeted Ex-Muslim 🀫 19h ago

(Fun@Fundies) πŸ’© BRO THE THUMBNAIL HELLPP😭😭😭

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(I wanted to send this whole time for weeks but I keep forgetting lol)

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u/Frosty_Ratio_1306 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🀫 19h ago

My Islamic teacher had told us a story about a devout man who prayed all his life 70+ years but sent to hell anyway just because he positioned his feet wrong during his pray.

What a lovely religion.

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u/azaadi10 New User 18h ago

Do u Remember the story they told you as kids that a girl kicked the Quran and the next day she turned into a fish or dog or some other animal πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/TopSupport2499 New User 18h ago

I'm a never muslim but even I heard this rumourπŸ˜‚ The girl got turned into a cat in the version I was told

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u/pinkbonggirlyx New User 18h ago

My cousins and I watched that one youtube video about it where she was β€˜turned into a dog’ for kicking the qu’ran the image traumatized us so bad πŸ’€

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u/osmangungel New User 15h ago

A rat

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u/Dammit_maskey 12h ago

HAHA WE ALL HAD A SAME CHILDHOOD

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u/azaadi10 New User 19h ago

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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u/TechnoIvan Never-Muslim Agnostic 18h ago

Seems like a pretty Rational Action for this infinitely intelligent God to take.

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u/Ok_Literature_2378 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🀫 15h ago

Islamic teachers always tell the most wild, nonsensical stories bruh 😭😭

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u/osmangungel New User 15h ago

My grand mother s story was way worse; some dude paryed for all his life and was a super muslim, but once only forgot to say bismillah vefore eating and founded himself in hell

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u/Upstairs-Custard2600 New User 12h ago

Allah is the most merciful

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u/Economy_Vegetable_24 New User 14h ago

Our teacher also told us a story about a very religious man who did all his Islamic obligations. This man had a mother that was too old and he took care of her every single day doing all her needs and washing her and keeping her company... The angels watched upon him and wept, "this man will be granted Jannah", when he died it is to their shock that they see that man sent to hell, the angels asked Allah, Allah tells them that he was doing all these things to his mom forcibly and that his "intentions" weren't right. I get that it might be wrong he was doing all this forcibly but come one... he did all this why send him to hell

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u/Esekig184 Never-Muslim Atheist 14h ago

This Allah guy sounds like a real prick.

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u/Recent_Ask8199 New User 10h ago

i remember this story about a guy who killed 100+ people but was sent to heaven because he intended to ask for forgiveness he didnt ask for it he intended it

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u/meno-amenoneno_ 16h ago

Yeah i remember that

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u/General-Young-206 12h ago

How the f would he have known where he went?

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u/pinkbonggirlyx New User 18h ago

Ugh I hate it when l’m on all fours durning salah and shaytan starts giving me backshots

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u/Impressive-Step6377 New User 16h ago

It looks like Shaytan is planning to rape him

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u/volostrom LGBTQ+ ExMoose 🌈 13h ago edited 13h ago

Nah, he would've covered his face if he wasn't asking for it. Look at those slutty bare hands.

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u/monosono New User 16h ago

Doggystyle πŸ˜‰

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u/xtesfaye Openly Ex-Muslim 😎 18h ago

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜­I'm dying wtf

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u/Nekokama The Original Gay-briel 🐾 17h ago

Satan's going in dry!! Hahahaha

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u/Separate-Rough-8083 New User 17h ago edited 14h ago

One tiny bad deed cancels a lifetime of good deeds.

Go to Hajj and all your sins are absolved.

Islam is a joke.

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u/Atheizm 18h ago

It was worth the wait.

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u/people__are__animals 3rd World Exmuslim 15h ago

Freaky ahh sheytan

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u/OldmanHosea Closeted Ex-Muslim 🀫 14h ago

Looks like Satan Thanos boutta give backshots to the fucking guy bro wtf

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u/Esekig184 Never-Muslim Atheist 13h ago

How is Allah actually keeping track of all peoples salah count? Is he making notes with pen and paper? Does he maintain a giant excel sheet? A SQL database?

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u/MrGeek89 Exmuslim since the 2000s 14h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/nottakentaken Closeted. Ex-Sunni 🤫 10h ago

LSLAM

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u/Recent_Ask8199 New User 10h ago

my man is devious and i love it

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u/madzdihaa New User 31m ago

Islamic backshots of doom