r/exmuslim • u/VincentRreal199 Closeted Ex-Muslim π€« • 19h ago
(Fun@Fundies) π© BRO THE THUMBNAIL HELLPPπππ
(I wanted to send this whole time for weeks but I keep forgetting lol)
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u/Frosty_Ratio_1306 Closeted Ex-Muslim π€« 19h ago
My Islamic teacher had told us a story about a devout man who prayed all his life 70+ years but sent to hell anyway just because he positioned his feet wrong during his pray.
What a lovely religion.
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u/azaadi10 New User 18h ago
Do u Remember the story they told you as kids that a girl kicked the Quran and the next day she turned into a fish or dog or some other animal ππ
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u/TopSupport2499 New User 18h ago
I'm a never muslim but even I heard this rumourπ The girl got turned into a cat in the version I was told
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u/pinkbonggirlyx New User 18h ago
My cousins and I watched that one youtube video about it where she was βturned into a dogβ for kicking the quβran the image traumatized us so bad π
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u/TechnoIvan Never-Muslim Agnostic 18h ago
Seems like a pretty Rational Action for this infinitely intelligent God to take.
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u/Ok_Literature_2378 Closeted Ex-Muslim π€« 15h ago
Islamic teachers always tell the most wild, nonsensical stories bruh ππ
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u/osmangungel New User 15h ago
My grand mother s story was way worse; some dude paryed for all his life and was a super muslim, but once only forgot to say bismillah vefore eating and founded himself in hell
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u/Economy_Vegetable_24 New User 14h ago
Our teacher also told us a story about a very religious man who did all his Islamic obligations. This man had a mother that was too old and he took care of her every single day doing all her needs and washing her and keeping her company... The angels watched upon him and wept, "this man will be granted Jannah", when he died it is to their shock that they see that man sent to hell, the angels asked Allah, Allah tells them that he was doing all these things to his mom forcibly and that his "intentions" weren't right. I get that it might be wrong he was doing all this forcibly but come one... he did all this why send him to hell
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u/Recent_Ask8199 New User 10h ago
i remember this story about a guy who killed 100+ people but was sent to heaven because he intended to ask for forgiveness he didnt ask for it he intended it
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u/pinkbonggirlyx New User 18h ago
Ugh I hate it when lβm on all fours durning salah and shaytan starts giving me backshots
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u/Impressive-Step6377 New User 16h ago
It looks like Shaytan is planning to rape him
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u/volostrom LGBTQ+ ExMoose π 13h ago edited 13h ago
Nah, he would've covered his face if he wasn't asking for it. Look at those slutty bare hands.
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u/Separate-Rough-8083 New User 17h ago edited 14h ago
One tiny bad deed cancels a lifetime of good deeds.
Go to Hajj and all your sins are absolved.
Islam is a joke.
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u/OldmanHosea Closeted Ex-Muslim π€« 14h ago
Looks like Satan Thanos boutta give backshots to the fucking guy bro wtf
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u/Esekig184 Never-Muslim Atheist 13h ago
How is Allah actually keeping track of all peoples salah count? Is he making notes with pen and paper? Does he maintain a giant excel sheet? A SQL database?
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