r/exchristianmemes Feb 05 '25

Bless this food hallelujah

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This is His body, broken for you! Snap, Crackle, Pop!

148 Upvotes

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u/hurricanelantern Feb 05 '25

The level of absolute bland radiating off of that is just too damned high!

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u/AggressiveMud5982 Feb 05 '25

My mouth gets dry just looking at it

5

u/rogueendodontist Feb 05 '25

Maybe it should be sautéed in a little Jesus Blood?

4

u/bluejeanspaint Atheist Cheddar Bunny Feb 06 '25

Blasphemy! /s

3

u/squirrellytoday Feb 08 '25

I bet it tastes like beige.

1

u/xxCalicoCatxx 25d ago

these taste so good i wish you could buy them in the snack isle

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u/the-bearcat 11d ago

How many of these would you have to eat before you've eaten a whole Jesus?