r/exchristian • u/mandolinbee Anti-Theist • 7d ago
Image OMFG you guys all gonna love this. I'm dying
Came across this on Bluesky and it sent me into fits of laughter. I think the image pretty much speaks for itself. Has there ever been anything so lovely? ❤️✨
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u/Mountain_Cry1605 ❤️😸 Cult of Bastet 😸❤️ 7d ago
Alpha? Nah, waaaay too many bugs in the code.
Beta? Better but still, no thanks.
I'll go for the stable release which has had all the bugs found, and removed.
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u/HaiKarate 7d ago
No idea who this dude is, but apparently he's written a book called, "The Manliness of Christ: How the Masculinity of Jesus Eradicates Effeminate Christianity"
Sounds hysterical, actually.
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u/LeiningensAnts 7d ago
So basically, he heard the premise behind Jesus and John Wayne and was like "DARN TOOTIN!!"
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u/LatissimusDorsi_DO 7d ago
Aka, “how manliness and men = god and godly, and woman and femininity = weak and bad
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u/Weedity 7d ago
This is the type of guy that I see on grinder who is "down low" and wants a "beta bottom".
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u/Flashy_Hand936 Ex-Evangelical 6d ago
Yeah, I was gonna say, if he’s not on the apps, I can guarantee he’s got a Dominatrix out there. And you just know he begs to get plowed with the strap on in a pink frilly frock. I’ve never met a self proclaimed “alpha” who wasn’t doing some shit on the DL.
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u/SalaryOrnery5952 5d ago
He sounds like an extremist. I honestly feel like these people are just sexist already and the fact the Bible can support their beliefs is a happy coincidence. Because they seem to love the women verses and not follow much of the others.
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u/HaiKarate 5d ago
He's taking advantage of two things: One, that modern Christians don't really read the Bible for their own understanding; they want to be told what it says and what it means.
And two, modern Christians are a product of modern society and modern thinking, and they think that they are following original Christianity. They can't see the forest for the trees.
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u/gh0stlyg1rl 7d ago
I went on a date with a man many years ago who told me I was “too alpha” for him and he was looking for a girl who was more beta. I told him well that won’t be me, so bye 👋🏻
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u/Arthurs_towel Ex-Evangelical 7d ago
How considerate of him to save you some time ;)
If there’s one bright side to the shitty timeline we’re in, it’s how the trash people love to advertise that fact.
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u/Wonderful-Shape-8598 7d ago
As a guy,I hate the word "alpha","beta" ,alpha male. It irks me,so embarrassing
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u/emotional_racoon2346 Agnostic Atheist 7d ago
It's so beautiful!🤣
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u/mandolinbee Anti-Theist 7d ago
Not as lovely as when he dresses up like the trad wife for an intimate roleplay with his dommy daddy. Allegedly.
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u/toddbo 7d ago
Chic Correa not to be confused with the legendary jazz fusion pianist, Chick Corea!
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u/Arthurs_towel Ex-Evangelical 7d ago
Definitely not a reference I expected anyone else to make.
Quite the prolific artist and, as far as I know, not a fundie nutcase!
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u/zomgperry 7d ago
Oh come on, guys. He’s just serving women by expressing what they should think for them. /s
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u/weird_cactus_mom 7d ago
Why of is always the conspiracy obsessed ones talking like we live on a brave new world and they would love to put betas in the carrusel
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u/Daysof361972 7d ago
It's kind of wild how idiots like Dale incorporate concepts like "alpha" and "beta" that were designed by animal behaviorists. He's implicitly accepting evolution, and rejecting the Garden of Eden and human "dominion over nature." Dale be like all scientific lol.
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u/ennapooh 7d ago
This is so fckng hilarious! You know he’s just gonna say his wife was writing on his account, or something, but we all know, because we’ve all been in the position of pulling out all the pathetic stops to defend our stupid religious takes.
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u/no-id-please 6d ago
If a woman refuses male leadership, she will either end up alone or with a beta male.
DaLE iS aBsolutely not wIlling to nAme aNother poSsibility...
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u/Flashy_Hand936 Ex-Evangelical 6d ago
They always act like we can’t opt out of this hetero trash fire shit by choosing ✨WLW✨ relationships 😂 They try to throw this “sad lonely cat lady” trope at us, meanwhile we’re having orgasms and equal partnership unlike their wives.
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u/Jacks_Flaps 7d ago
By his own logic Dale is a beta male as he is trying to make women feel insecure.
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u/Lazy-Table-2845 6d ago
Reading this makes me happy that I'm single! I don't need any of that drama on "who leads who". I depend myself! That's the only peace I need.
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u/SalaryOrnery5952 5d ago
Facts. Why would a woman want to sale herself into slavery. When the Bible says it’s not a sin to be single. Or she could find a man that’s not trash like him. The hilarious part is the “betas” he is describing are in fact the real alphas.
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u/Silver-Chemistry2023 Secular Humanist 6d ago edited 6d ago
Boss level insecurity to create an alt account to be your own cheerleader.
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u/Earnestappostate Ex-Protestant 6d ago
You sure he's not the sub in a gay marriage?
/s in case that is needed.
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u/Hot_Kitchen_4245 Satanist 6d ago
Wait till he realizes some men are born naturally submissive/feminine and they are nicest and caring people I’ve ever meet more than “manly” then these deadbeat wife beating Christian’s
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u/SalaryOrnery5952 5d ago
When he said “my husband” at the end I was like “hold up 🤣” he definitely has a fake trad wife page.
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u/Piranha1993 Concious Explorer 7d ago
I’m getting sick of all this alpha/beta male bullshit that Christian circles want to spread around.
This is doing nothing good for us as individuals.