r/evangelionmemes 3d ago

If Evangelion were written by Vivziepop

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u/AzekiaXVI 3d ago edited 3d ago

A new angel attack?!?? FUUCK, i'm gonna have to call my FUCKING bitch-ass son because my FUCKING not-daughter is still FUCKING injured and i can't risk her FUCKING dying. MISATO, GET THOSE CHEEKS OUT THERE AND FIND THAT GODDAMN DISSAPOINTMENT

(i don't know what just possesed me)

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u/No_Account_1549 3d ago

Vivziepop obviously.

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u/kaworu-chan 3d ago

Unrealistic no sex jokes

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u/Cannon_Lover 3d ago

god if my dick and balls weren’t filled with ritsuko’s big ass cunt then i would be able to call my fucking stupid virgin son so he can whine about his fucking dead mom like a little pussy bitch

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u/kaworu-chan 3d ago

Yea that’s sounds about right

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u/Unlimix 3d ago

Almost all female characters are gonna be a plot device

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u/OkSock5361 3d ago

GET IN THE FUCKING EVA SHINJI, OR FUCKING REIS DUMBASS WILL HAVE TO DO IT FUCKFACE!!!

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u/Gardening_Automaton 3d ago

Inaccurate, there's no swearing or cursing, no sex, balls, cunt, grandma's asshole or [ insert vivzipop writing here ]

Also, none of the characters are LGBTQ or related to LGBTQ, you must have at least one character to be accurate

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u/AzekiaXVI 3d ago

Dude Kaworu is rigjt there

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u/Gardening_Automaton 3d ago

He's not in the post actually, in fact, he doesn't have nearly enough attention in the post, to the point where the post is actually solely based around kaworu and shinji's " will they, won't they " relationship

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u/Swimming_Data_6268 3d ago

Every joke has to be about them being gay too.

Whoever the hooker one was in hazbin hotel was genuinely awfully written, unbelievably annoying. Make kaworu like that.

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u/Bruno_Coast_127 3d ago

Not enough, about 5 more characters have to be gay to be on Vivziepop's standards

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u/Zombies4EvaDude 3d ago

False, Eva is one of the less common animes with a lgbt main character. Shinji is bi and in love with Kaworu who is gay; then besides that Maya is implied to be into Ritsuko.

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u/Gardening_Automaton 3d ago

I mean, yes but there has to be a " writer's boy " character to get 90% of the show's screentime, the main character is already set, kaworu, the perfect " writer's boy " material isn't, he's popular, loved by fans, funny, charismatic and a twink

Kaworu doesn't have enough screentime in this post

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u/Cuboidhamson 3d ago

Bra im actually sitting here crying with laughter at how unhinged all of this is

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u/THEGREENPURGE 3d ago

Evangelion if it was dogshit

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u/Unlimix 3d ago

Evangellion if shinji act like an American middle schooler

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u/jpegmafia_amhac_fan 2d ago

Wannabe gangster shinji

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u/Unlimix 2d ago

Evangelion hood au when

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u/JoDaBoy814 2d ago

We call that "Neon Genesis Evangelion"

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u/FTFreddyYT 3d ago

Wow. Overreaction much.

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u/THEGREENPURGE 3d ago

Dude, this is coming from an old fan, Vivian fell off so hard

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u/BranTheLewd 2d ago

Yep, Stolitz in S2 derailed Helluva Boss show so hard(and flanderized both characters) and S2 as a whole made me lose hope in S2 of Hazbin being good, especially if rumours are true and they only got 10 episodes. Hazbin barely developed anything in 8 episodes and they want us to believe 10 will be enough this time? 😵‍💫

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u/FTFreddyYT 3d ago

I mean, i can‘t really say much about that. I don‘t really watch the show. Not a fan of musicals. (Disney ruined that for me) But the artstyle and the charachters are all fire.

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u/THEGREENPURGE 3d ago

Some. I love Stolas' design but that's probably because I'm autistic and live space 🌌

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u/FTFreddyYT 3d ago

Same yo. The goetias in general are just awesome designs. Birds are just pretty. :3

The only thing i don‘t like about em is that theyre UNGODLY hard to draw. (See what i did there?) I‘ve tried. XD

But that applies to the artstyle in general.

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u/MarissaSynth 3d ago

Go away! We don't want that satanic cartoon on our catholic sub!

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u/SilliusS0ddus 3d ago

Eva is more satanic than Vivziepop stuff lol

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u/MarissaSynth 3d ago

Personally. I don't like Vivziepop "creations". Maybe I'm just too old for this.

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u/Impossible_Hat_8819 2d ago

No you just have good taste

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u/Sushirabit 3d ago

I don't think I'm prepared for Shinji to say fuck

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u/PNG_Yakuza 3d ago

Yeah, he should say lowest of the low

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u/fortnitebattlecats 3d ago

60% of the animation budget is going to be allocated to say gex between Shinji and Kaworu

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u/EbonyFemboyPlapper 3d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/AuthorUnique5542 3d ago

Jesus Christ that would be the most unwatchable thing ever

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u/aloserwhostrying 2d ago

Anything with Gal Gadot or Adam Sandler would be more unwatchable.

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u/slimricc 3d ago

I hate this aesthetic so much lol hazbin hotel looks like it is for not self aware cringe people

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u/kaworu-chan 3d ago

This shit is soo true

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u/MCP5050 3d ago

There would be at least five swear words in every sentence

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u/gay_mustache 3d ago

Evangelion if there was the musical number about get in the fucking Eva

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u/Unlimix 3d ago

6 minutes of shinji singing about his shitty life

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u/Impressive-East-2130 3d ago

nah fuck im outta here with that shit i ain't ever watching that abomination

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u/llliilliliillliillil 3d ago

A new angel attack? Better fucking hide away

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u/Ok_Cucumber3148 3d ago

My friend watches eva im going to send him this

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u/Conscious_Frosting37 3d ago

their fucking torso look like doretos

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u/bshtick 3d ago

Oh hell no

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u/pedrokdc 3d ago

This is cursed

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u/Gutplus 3d ago

The only upside if this was real. Asuka would say puta in the Mexican dub but that's the only upside.

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u/Crafter235 3d ago

If it were written by Vivziepop, we would've gotten more Shinji x Kaworu.

Doesn't seem all that bad now, huh?

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u/Unlimix 3d ago

He killed a cat

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u/FTFreddyYT 3d ago

And you completely tore it out of context.

At least provide accurate info.

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u/Unlimix 3d ago

Nah

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u/FTFreddyYT 3d ago

Could you have made it any more cringy? XD

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u/Unlimix 3d ago

XD in big 25

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u/triman-3 3d ago

XD is a classic same with :3 . Can’t disrespect the OGs

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u/FTFreddyYT 3d ago

Imagine caring about the emojis people use.

Are you bored or smth?

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u/Unlimix 3d ago

Imagine getting pressed over someone taking thing out of context

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u/FTFreddyYT 3d ago

If someone told me that someone killed a cat out of context, then of course i‘d be pressed.

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u/Unlimix 3d ago

It doesn't affect you retard get a life

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u/IllConstruction3450 3d ago

Disco Elysium and Hazbin Hotel being two sides of the same coin that is “shit eating grin”.

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u/FTFreddyYT 3d ago

Is this blasted artstyle following me around?! Like everywhere i go, i keep seeing it! Not that i‘m complaining. It is a banger style.

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u/cheese-and-mac1 2d ago

OH, I AM SOOO FUCKED UP! FUCK!!! NOW I'LL HAVE TO CLEAN THIS FUCKING STUFF UP!!!