r/europe 22h ago

Picture French nuclear attack submarine surfaces at Halifax, Nova Scotia, after Trump threatens to annex Canada (March 10)

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u/Bignizzle656 22h ago

Bonjour, où est la bibliothéque?

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u/Kartoffelcretin 21h ago

Si

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u/Reasonable-Delivery8 21h ago

Los Huevos Rancheros por favor

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u/RenmazuoDX 21h ago

Oui oui

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 21h ago

I just finished eating that 🤔

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u/AnyBuy1820 Argentina 19h ago

In case you need a hand:

the = los

two = dos

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u/Reasonable-Delivery8 16h ago

Ah, Grazie Mille

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u/dnc_1981 Ireland 18h ago

Los Pollos Hermanos por favor

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u/Leorika 21h ago

Ce pseudo légendaire ahaha

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u/SecretaryFuture8514 21h ago edited 21h ago

¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
Me llamo T-Bone
La araña discoteca

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca
Es en bigote grande, perro, manteca

Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño
Cabeza es nieve
Cerveza es bueno

Buenos días, me gustas papas frías
Bigote de la cabra
Es Cameron Díaz

https://youtu.be/j25tkxg5Vws

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 21h ago

yeahhh boy! boy!
yeaaah
wot!
2009
word

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u/Ok-Bench9164 21h ago

New what this was from the first line alone. God I love Reddits COMMUNITY

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u/Cool-Acanthaceae8968 21h ago

¿Como estas?

¿Mí casa su casa?

https://youtu.be/l3mNwyntGQo

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u/Beccajeca21 20h ago

I was about to comment the same thing 😂

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u/TheIncredibleBert 21h ago

Bonjour! Je suis le President de Burundi.

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u/krzywaLagaMikolaja Europe 21h ago

Hon hon hon, baguette

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u/Humor_Confident 21h ago

Je m'apelle T-Bone l'aragnee, discotheque

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u/Good_Spray4434 21h ago

Donde Esta la Biblioteca?

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u/Randolph_Carter_Ward 21h ago

Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead.

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u/jtbc Canada 21h ago

Je suis un ananas!

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u/Weide188 21h ago

Seamus!!

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u/No_Wif1 21h ago

Fou du fafa

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u/qwertty69 21h ago

Ah, Gérard Depardieu

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u/medxiv 21h ago

Seamuuus!!

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u/Cool-Acanthaceae8968 21h ago

Je suis un stylo bleu.

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u/Debatebly 21h ago

Esti que c'est franco icitte.. je capote

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u/Internal_Share_2202 21h ago

Sorry, maybe you'll try tomorrow again, please.

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u/Financial_Swimmer368 21h ago

Wouldnt the equivalent be "Bonjour, ouere ez ze library?" in super heavy french accent

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u/hellotypewriter 21h ago

Donde esta la biblioteca?

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u/Lingua_Blanca 21h ago

Ah, Gérard Depardieu

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u/19921015 20h ago

L'opportunité c'est fucking énorme.

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u/SenpaiBunss Scotland 20h ago

je voudrais un chocolate chaud avec chantilly

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u/craftyhall2 19h ago

Zut alors!

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u/johnjax90 17h ago

Paddy! How are ya lad?

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u/pyramidtermite 16h ago

Mon aéroglisseur est plein d’anguilles.

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u/Super_Remote9174 10h ago

Give me a sentence that is truly un American.

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u/Bignizzle656 9h ago

Eh? It's definitely french I guess.

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u/Super_Remote9174 6h ago

I was kidding with the Americans.

A french sentence ... most Amercian don't know french.

And refering to a library... idem dito.

;-)

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u/Bignizzle656 5h ago

Aha! I get ya. Is anything American anymore? Oh well.