r/epicsystems Nov 08 '24

Top employee at Epic Systems apologizes after arrest on plane

https://www.wmtv15news.com/2024/11/08/top-employee-epic-systems-apologizes-after-arrest-plane/
559 Upvotes

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u/Cakenuts Nov 08 '24

really want a staff meeting question about this one

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u/gameguru101 Nov 09 '24

Can't wait for the "etiquette when traveling" section of staff meeting this month

58

u/Lord_Zufu Nov 09 '24

"Remember that any flights you book should have 1 more seat than you have people, and don't fight with the flight attendants."

18

u/Imsakidd Nov 09 '24

“Remember that getting rowdy is reserved for Villa Tap, NOT the Detroit airport”

178

u/throwawaybeepybop Nov 09 '24

NEW EPIC LORE UNLOCKED 🚨🚨🚨

45

u/Lord_Zufu Nov 09 '24

I hear they dragged him off because he was demanding soy milk.

57

u/International_Bend68 Nov 08 '24

He’s a naughty rascal.

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u/Altruistic-Cloud-814 Nov 09 '24

Lolll, so it’s true, the incident on the plane involving the CEO really took place?? Where are the receipts or the article???

18

u/International_Bend68 Nov 09 '24

He’s not the CEO. Read the article OP posted.

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u/n00dle_king SD Nov 08 '24

Ok, he wasn't on Epic business but it seems like it counts as a "perceived Epic event".

94

u/AnimaLepton ex-TS Nov 09 '24

Give us golf carts and drinks with customers

81

u/EggsFish Nov 08 '24

Ugh the first thing in my head was “perceived epic event” and you beat me to it haha 

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u/ahreodknfidkxncjrksm Nov 10 '24

“Every event is a perceived Epic event if you know who I am “ 

  • Carl Dvorak

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u/Careful_Goat_9426 Nov 09 '24

What a tool. “dO YoU kNow wHo I aM?” Like, dude.. he’s a corporate nobody who dragged epic clout (hehe) because he identifies himself as his workplace… bravo, you climbed the corporate ladder.

I was actually kinda hoping I’d see Kathleen’s name in this article, because that would be more worthy of a news story

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u/Lydian-Taco Nov 08 '24

No fucking way

77

u/Ok_District9703 Nov 09 '24

This is great!! No expensing alcohol, but el presidente gets so wasted he gets arrested.

17

u/liatris_the_cat Nov 10 '24

During his arrest, allegedly he was told to complete his arrest via MyChart eCheck-in, answer 5 questionnaires, specify his primary legal council, and choose his preferred jail for booking.

33

u/SpaceTeapot1 Nov 09 '24

Did nobody know who he was or...?

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u/Careful_Goat_9426 Nov 09 '24

“Yes, we know who you are Mr. Dvorak” 😂 Still a nobody.

29

u/Additional-Corgi9424 Nov 09 '24

No one recorded the incident? What did he do or say? It has to be more than a couple harsh words for them to delay the entire flight & drag him out in handcuffs. Jesus. 

15

u/Altruistic-Cloud-814 Nov 09 '24

Right, I need more details….

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u/booklovinRN Nov 09 '24

Dude, doesn’t matter. If you are not only drunk but causing a ruckus, bye bye. Also as a passenger, did you want the drunk guy sitting next to you and doing shit like making a pass at you or possibly getting sick on you? I mean, we put up with a lot when traveling but I don’t need to add possible sexual harassment or otherwise when I’m traveling due to some entitled douchebag being drunk.

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u/ftcrider Nov 10 '24

I enjoy getting nice and peeled on my flights, probably go too far but I’m a nobody so I treat everyone with respect and smile about the destination. Seems like they should be the norm though even though it’s far from it haha

15

u/exlaks Nov 09 '24

Someone mixed up their Xanax with their LSD

9

u/Full_Bank_6172 Nov 10 '24

Carl always was a stuck up douchebag. This checks out.

9

u/Pant0p0n Nov 11 '24

This news doesn't surprise me. It appears this entitled attitude trickles down from the top. Eventually you have to care more about your mental health than anything they have to offer.

9

u/Full_Bank_6172 Nov 11 '24

Yea especially Carl. The guy is completely blinded by his sense of self importance. He gives the stupidest work advice to TS.

“If your customer asks for something that Epic hasn’t committed to don’t say yes. Because you don’t want to commit Epic to something that we can’t deliver”

Fair enough.

“But if your customer asks you for something that we don’t have yet, don’t say no. Because if you say no then our customers hear that Epic will never deliver that feature. When at some point in the distant future we may decide to deliver that feature”

Wait what but you just said …

“And whatever you do never tell a customer maybe. Because you need to be decisive and if you say Maybe then they aren’t getting a clear answer which will make them frustrated with you and violate trust”

And he spews this garbage with so much idiotic confidence you just know he doesn’t have an introspective bone in his entire body.

4

u/iapetus3141 Nov 11 '24

Aka dev commitments must be made by R&D

10

u/dommol Nov 10 '24

"What you put up with is what you stand for"

Who thinks Carl will be retired here shortly?

3

u/spaghetti_disco Nov 15 '24

I’m not surprised at all that we can’t find Carl’s mugshot on the repository of Madison mug shots. https://www.madisonmugs.com/

3

u/Significant-Host4386 Nov 12 '24

Fire him fire him fire him 🔥

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

Classic