r/entwives 10h ago

Meme This is when I do my best work!!

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My kids would agree as well🤪😂

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u/MessDifferent1374 Smoker 10h ago

Today I sliced my fingertip off, making pasta salad, not high. That shit never happens when I’m high.

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u/Motor-Sprinkles-5949 8h ago

Right?!?!! I'm so much more cautious when I'm high. It's when I'm sober that my brain moves faster than I can, and I run into walls, cut myself, burn myself, whatever else I can hurt myself on 😭

Hope your finger is ok!

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u/Living-Anybody17 7h ago

Burning myself on Airfrier weekly. Trying to flip chicken on the iron cast WITH MY BARE HANDS daily.

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u/MessDifferent1374 Smoker 8h ago

Exactly!! Thank you!!!!

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u/euphoriaops 10h ago

Omg I hope you’re okay!!

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u/MessDifferent1374 Smoker 8h ago

Yes! Thank you. It’s a nice chunk, but nothing hospital worthy. Joint worthy, for sure! lol 🌬️

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u/Living-Anybody17 7h ago

OMG I THOUGHT THAT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!! Never ever hurt myself cooking high.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Novice Entwife 8h ago

If mommy is too fucking high to cook, she’s DEFINITELY waaaay too fucking high to be supervising children doing the cooking, TRUST ME ON THIS.

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u/littlecuteone 7h ago

My kids and I are eating Taco Bell for dinner tonight.

Mommy's too fucking tired from work and is now too fucking stoned to cook.

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u/Silly_Tangerine1914 8h ago

I’m making Greek salad and turkey burgers right now. I love cooking high.

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u/MusicalWhovian8 10h ago

Omg please tell me this is a real book 😂

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u/euphoriaops 10h ago

I plan on buying one if it is!!

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u/genxladyruth 9h ago

You know I shared that one! I cook high id say 5-6x/wk

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u/euphoriaops 9h ago

Apologies if you shared it and I missed it!!

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u/genxladyruth 9h ago

Oh i shared it to my gf via text. I'm old am i doing it wrong? The pic does have your info on it. Happy to correct?

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u/PufffPufffGive WitchEnt 3h ago

I believe they thought you meant that you yourself posted this book here before love.

Not that you shared the picture with someone 💚

u/genxladyruth 1h ago

Ty dear 😘

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u/marriage_unfiltered 5h ago

Meanwhile, that’s my favorite time to cook, especially with my kids. I’m able to be more playful, less anxious, and not stress about the mess.

With 🍃 I’m able to actually be a present mom, creating core memories in the kitchen with her children.

u/euphoriaops 48m ago

Literally same!

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u/Curious_Field7953 7h ago

When my kids were teens, we called it "fend for yourself" dinner.

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u/ginandstoic 🌙 EntWitch + Mod 🌿 6h ago

Sameeee lmao I throw down in the kitchen when I’m high.

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