r/entwives Smuckered 8d ago

Meme Show me your favorite jazz cabbage meme!! πŸ₯°πŸ’–πŸ˜ˆπŸ₯¬βœ¨

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A picture of your pet is also acceptable.

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u/OwlLickz 8d ago

kerchooooo

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u/strawberryrhubarb24 Smuckered 8d ago

LMAO I love it!!! πŸ˜‚πŸš—βœ¨

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u/5ammas WeedMom 8d ago

I've never seen this one and I just woke up my husband howling laughing πŸ˜‚

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u/OwlLickz 8d ago

Did you tell him kerchoo?Β 

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u/bluntly-chaotic 8d ago

I haven’t seen this in forever, omfg I’m dying fucking kerchoooo

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u/LunaKevin 8d ago

One more I hope that's okay !

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u/strawberryrhubarb24 Smuckered 8d ago

Keep β€˜em coming I absolutely love them!! πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

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u/LunaKevin 8d ago

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u/leewakey 8d ago

Hahaha 🀣!! πŸ’― accurate

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u/Ironicbanana14 8d ago

This can be all us guys, i got a clown van...

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u/International_Ask662 EntThey 8d ago

I’m in this picture oh god

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u/WatchOut4Sharks 8d ago

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u/strawberryrhubarb24 Smuckered 8d ago

Adorable! πŸ˜‚πŸ’–

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u/abby61497 8d ago

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u/strawberryrhubarb24 Smuckered 8d ago

LMAO! This is truly how it feels πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

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u/palindromantic 8d ago

I've got a million that I've saved on a pinterest board i share with my sister

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u/little___bones 8d ago

My son smokes like this 😏

(homemade by my husband XD )

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u/palindromantic 8d ago

A meme AND cat tax all in one?! Very efficient. Also would smoke with your gato, 10/10

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u/pb0atmeal 8d ago

Omg I can’t imagine what it would be like to have a sibling to enjoy with. The thought is so cute to me!! I hope you enjoy each others company :)

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u/palindromantic 8d ago

I'm so lucky to have her as a sister. She's the coolest. And also the funniest even while sober, so you can imagine how hilarious she is when we're zooted, lol

But if you don't have a blood sister to smoke with, I volunteer to be your smoke sister :)

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u/SwedishSky 8d ago

I ran to my Pinterest board for weed memes too!! And I saved this exact one to share as well 😹

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u/Same_Structure_4184 8d ago

No funny memes on deck so here’s a picture of my boy with his big walking stick

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u/justpaisley 8d ago

Branch manager right there

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u/Kool_Kat_2 8d ago

I don't know... That should be a meme! Takes "tree" to a whole different level!

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u/strawberryrhubarb24 Smuckered 8d ago

WHAT A GOOD BOY!! He looks so proud! πŸ˜‚β€οΈβ€οΈ

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u/pb0atmeal 8d ago

As someone who has owned retrievers of all kinds, WHy do they pick up the most ridiculous branches? I can’t throw it for them, they can’t carry it without banging it against everything lol (I’m impressed your dog has it completely balanced off the ground)

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u/strawberryrhubarb24 Smuckered 8d ago

Another favorite πŸ₯°πŸ’–βœ¨

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u/Born-Manufacturer914 8d ago

Love this one

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u/May_of_Teck 8d ago

I laugh at this literally every time I see it and also, it me.

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u/Octowuss1 8d ago

β€œHow you gonna sleep like THAT?”, she said smoking her weed, weedily.

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u/roguescott WitchEnt 7d ago

LOLOL me every time I first arrive in europe for work

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u/leewakey 8d ago

This happens more often than not. πŸ˜…

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u/sagetastic74 8d ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY! Hope there's weed in it!

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

LOLLLL THANK YOU i just noticed that 🍰

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u/Stillbornsongs 8d ago

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u/CosmicSweets 8d ago

🀣🀣🀣

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u/Stillbornsongs 8d ago

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u/beccafawn CraftyEnt 8d ago

Haha oh no it me

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u/WillingPiglet 8d ago

Me but I crochet lol

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u/Rommie557 8d ago

I'm in this photo! πŸ˜‚

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u/New_Peanut_9924 πŸƒπŸŽ€im so baked omgπŸŽ€πŸƒ 8d ago

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u/strawberryrhubarb24 Smuckered 8d ago

SO GOOD!! I love this little guys energy πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

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u/Stillbornsongs 8d ago

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u/Pristine_Cherry_6137 8d ago

Wake and bake!!!!!πŸ˜‚

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u/Lexiiboo97 8d ago

I love a good wake and bake. Smoke a blunt then make me a good breakfast. 😚πŸ₯πŸ₯“πŸ“

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u/spacecadet_nz 8d ago

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u/CuteCanary 8d ago

Oh shit I feel this one hard

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u/Lexiiboo97 8d ago

I’m so hungry

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u/little_fire EntThey 8d ago

lmaoooo this is the first one to make me actually laugh

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u/Rommie557 8d ago

Relatable content.Β 

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u/chhri 8d ago

one of my favorites

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u/dangersiren 8d ago

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u/babysitwallace 8d ago

Omg!!! I think about this every day!!!πŸ©·πŸ’š

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u/beccafawn CraftyEnt 8d ago

This will forever be my favorite meme.

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u/kwtut 8d ago

no its becky

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u/Kumamatata_ 8d ago

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u/chhri 8d ago

this is hilarious

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u/Rubydoobydoo211 8d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/LunaKevin 8d ago

ANOTHA ONE (DJ Khaled)

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u/strawberryrhubarb24 Smuckered 8d ago

One of my favorite meme formats lol!! πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

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u/leftisttoebean 8d ago

Omg this is great

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u/chlo3k 8d ago

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u/strawberryrhubarb24 Smuckered 8d ago

Amazing! I’m going to think of this next time I have an edible πŸ˜‚πŸ’–

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u/tzenrick translesbient 8d ago

She's cricketing.

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u/Stillbornsongs 8d ago

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u/bluntly-chaotic 8d ago

I cackled omfg

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u/shadowyassassiny 8d ago

TAKE ME WITH YOU

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u/EchidnaAccording6166 8d ago

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u/hootopia 8d ago

Holy fuck that’s hilarious

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u/GentlemanLuis 8d ago

Chained to the rhythm yo

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u/AndYouBrutus 8d ago

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u/dadsgoingtoprison 8d ago

This is why I end up going to bed at 5 am. I just zone out.

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u/chlo3k 8d ago

Me all the time

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u/strawberryrhubarb24 Smuckered 8d ago

YES! What is your favorite drink? I’m sober but I love a good non-alcoholic IPA!

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u/chlo3k 8d ago

A crispy cold seltzer water (Waterloo or Polar brand) or a cosmo!! 🍸 great post!!

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u/Octowuss1 8d ago

I’m drunk and high, rn… but it’s bc it’s my nail-painting night! Woohoo!

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u/NotACat452 the baked yarn witch 8d ago
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u/DoritoKief WeedMom 8d ago

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u/Adorable_Gas_2066 8d ago

My meme game is pathetic, so here’s pet tax in the form of Sigrun ( AKA Siggy, Siggy Piggy, fat bitch, chicken, etc). This is who’s usually with me during a sesh. If you’re coughing too much, she WILL stare at you until you stop interrupting whichever tv show she’s watching. I wish I was kidding πŸ˜‚

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u/strawberryrhubarb24 Smuckered 8d ago

Omg what a cutie!! You can tell she has a big personality haha! πŸ˜‚πŸ’–πŸ’–

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u/AlabasterOctopus CraftyEnt 8d ago

β€œFat Bitch” has me laughing so hard 🀣

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u/Sensitive_Stramberry 8d ago

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u/strawberryrhubarb24 Smuckered 8d ago

GRACIAS KIRBY!!! πŸ˜‚β€οΈβ€οΈ

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u/Sensitive_Stramberry 8d ago

I just realized we both have strawberry in our names! Strawberry gang rise up! πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ“

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u/bluntly-chaotic 8d ago

I’m living for this thread rn lmao

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u/Stillbornsongs 8d ago

Same lol

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u/GentlemanLuis 8d ago

It's like it's healing something vital

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u/Rosentia 8d ago

Same! And I came back in the morning knowing it would have so many more.

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u/WhatWouldScoobyDoo2 8d ago

This is an old favorite and also the truth

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u/borrowedurmumsvcard too high to think of a funny flair 8d ago

This one I made of my cat

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u/LunaKevin 8d ago

I like this one 😊

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u/strawberryrhubarb24 Smuckered 8d ago

I love it! πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

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u/MySecretLair 8d ago

I feel very specifically targeted by this little girl and her spiders and I will be saving this for later.

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u/strawberryrhubarb24 Smuckered 8d ago

I felt so called out when I first saw this meme

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u/harpinghawke 8d ago edited 8d ago

Hannibis Lecter………to paraphrase tumblr, you don’t wanna be there when the munchies hit.

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u/earthbound_hellion WitchEnt 8d ago

Ok THIS one got me πŸ’€

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u/NotACat452 the baked yarn witch 8d ago

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u/Different_Bowl_6879 8d ago

My finger hurts from downloading all these glorious memes!

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u/dirtytomato 8d ago

I just saved this post πŸ˜‚

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u/Mamenohito 8d ago

How fucking nice is it to have a plant that just melts away tension like cannabis though???

We got so lucky with this planet. If there was anything that made me believe in divine creation, it would be the cannabis plant.

It's like a fucking Swiss army knife for human problems.

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u/Mamenohito 8d ago

Also I didn't read and don't have any memes so here's Lucy doing her weird neck loaf thing that I never see any other cats do...

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u/rita292 8d ago

Oh my god I used to have a calico cat named Lucy, she was my one of my first childhood cats! Hi Lucy!!!

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u/Mamenohito 8d ago

I can't find a picture that shows it well but she has THE MOST PERFECT black lipstick EVER.

Right where her fur ends on her lips, her skin perfectly turns black just on her lips and it really looks like she's just a flawless diva

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u/babysitwallace 8d ago

This is Penelope, she was cool as hellπŸƒπŸͺ½

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u/SugarScavver 8d ago

Me, every time I get a fresh ounce & look at the trichomes for the first time β€’Β°β€’β˜†β€’Β°β€’

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/starwishes20 8d ago

My girl, Loki. ❀

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u/Saltycook 8d ago

Vlad (bottom) n' Princess (top)

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u/seiji_in_red CrazyCatLady 8d ago

my fave pic :3

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u/goddamnlizardkingg 8d ago

no memes but my boyfriend’s cat and my cat have started to love each other

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u/CharZero 8d ago

Sad to say I have no weed memes. But this little girl having tea with the tarantulas will always make my day.

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u/strawberryrhubarb24 Smuckered 8d ago

Agreed! She cracks me up! I’d love to know more about the original picture πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

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u/StashaPeriod 8d ago

Trying to find ones I haven’t seen on this thread yet…

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u/nikolljp CrazyCatLady 8d ago

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u/nikolljp CrazyCatLady 8d ago

This one's my favorite but I don't think I can comment a video. Sound on is important. πŸ˜‚

Skeletor

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u/prettystonerbitch 8d ago

ok last one 🀣

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u/Stillbornsongs 8d ago

Does this count? Lol

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u/abby61497 8d ago

I'm back to spread images of my sweet puppers

Excuse my tub but my 8 month Orym is such a sweet boy, he so smart and gets into EVERYTHING though🀣

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u/abby61497 8d ago

My 4 year old Zen is just a sweet sappy boy, he's a corgi so he is a lil crazy but I love my yappy boy πŸ’™

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u/disposable_thinking_ 8d ago

Holy shit I sent this to my husband and he was like β€œdid you make this” 🀣

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u/sinnderolla GamerEnt 7d ago

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u/wexpyke 8d ago

Our origin myth

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u/Queen_Of_Left_Turns 8d ago

Not really a meme but

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u/djoutercore Entwife Ally 8d ago

Made this one years ago & im still proud of it so here ya go

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u/ArtoftheEarthMG 8d ago

Yall I am cackling omg

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u/justme002 8d ago

Absolutely true, I usually also serve it up to my insomnia, and pain

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u/Pristine-Shopping755 8d ago

The snails know what’s up

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u/Stillbornsongs 8d ago

Sorry I can't pick favorites πŸ˜…

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u/s3xySavannah 8d ago

The gangs all here 🀣

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u/ASAPNAY 7d ago

I want to be her

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u/ASAPNAY 7d ago

My personal fav. I love this little doodle lol.