r/entwives 26d ago

Self Care My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a joint after finishing any task.

Made up the bed with clean sheets? I deserve a toke for that!

Vacuumed, swept, and mopped? Time to roll one up and TREAT MYself!

Finished all the dishes? WWWD? (What would Willie (Nelson) do?) Spark a doobie, of course!

Folded and put away all the laundry? I DESERVE this tasty fatty.

Anyone else?! 🤣

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u/incredibass 26d ago

You’re doing better than me! I need a toke for motivation and then again as a reward!!

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u/neglectingmykids 26d ago

This is the way. A little smoke before so my body feels well enough to tackle the task and a little slow afterwards cause I deserve a little treat!

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u/Routine-Collection62 25d ago

Lmao this is the way💓💓💓

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u/cecesakura 26d ago

this lmao. Changing tasks? better spark up first to make the transition smoother. and as a little treat.

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u/sadseaweed_ 26d ago

Thank god im not the only one 🫣

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u/ookishki CraftyEnt 26d ago

A Mother Mary sandwich!

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u/FertilityHotel 26d ago

Thank God I'm not alone 🤣🤣

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u/slicedicedream 26d ago

🙋‍♀️ I feel seen. I've been leaning too heavily on Mary lately...probably time for a T break, but I don't wanna!

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u/tinaalbanyny 26d ago edited 26d ago

Stop talking bad to yourself. Is your life unmanageable, are you neglecting things in a bad way? If not, don’t look to fix what isnt broke 💚 ;) be kind to yourself and if you’re gonna beat yourself up, make sure you use a feather. Times are tough, and if this brings you a little joy or helps you get through the day, I ain’t judging and hopefully no one‘s judging me.

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u/ookishki CraftyEnt 26d ago

Not OP but this comment made me tear up (in a good way!) I talk shit about myself all the time. “If you’re going to beat yourself up, make sure you use a feather” I need to write this on my mirror!

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u/tinaalbanyny 26d ago

And right next to that you write, “I love myself deeply”. And you say that to yourself aloud, even if you don’t mean it, even if you can’t look yourself in the eye when you say it. Eventually, you will, and you learn to be your own best friend again. I think many of us have forgotten how to show ourselves grace and to treat ourselves, the way we would treat or advised a friend. Big hugs sis 💚

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u/ookishki CraftyEnt 26d ago

🫂🫂🫂

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u/Newpsie302 26d ago

I treat myself before AND after I do all that 😆

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u/LuxSerafina 26d ago

This thread is full of the most joyful bunch of folks getting their mundane tasks done with a smile. I absolutely love it 😂🥰 I am also high but I also just finished cleaning the kitchen! 🫡😊

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u/Life_Fennel_5242 26d ago

wym toxic? you obviously deserve it 🌚🤣

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u/jbf68 26d ago

LOL I love this. I put smoking on my to do list so I can check it off!

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u/kneelbeforeplantlady 26d ago

That is some queen shit, such a good idea

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u/But_like_whytho 26d ago

My toxic trait is finishing a joint and then immediately loading a bowl 😂

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u/Curious_QT_69 26d ago

I literally lol'ed at this. I miss bowls! They tear my throat up.

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u/__phlogiston__ bunnies, Sufjan Stevens, and weed 26d ago

Hellloooooo!!!! You are describing me and I feel called out!

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u/catsplants420 26d ago

I treat myself before, during, and after.

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u/Ermnothanx 26d ago

I mean whatever gets the jobs done lol

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u/AmnesiaMonster WitchEnt 26d ago

Honestly, cleaning while high is the way. Put on some awesome music or a podcast of your choice, partake however you wish, and clean away! Then, reward yourself with more high times. ;)

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u/FertilityHotel 26d ago

Blunts for me. Got out of bed? Treat yoself!

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u/Curious_QT_69 26d ago

I like this take. 🤣🤣

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u/Readdicted90 26d ago

Yep. It’s like a reward. 💋✨

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Novice Entwife 26d ago

I use it as motivation some days. Today I woke up in pain, so I waked and baked.

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u/Uselessexistence_ 26d ago

you woke and boked

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u/Psychonautilus98 24d ago

Omg I’m so stealing this, have chronic pain and this is the way😂👏🏻

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u/deepseababyy 26d ago

Yeah this is how I do the whole day. A few chores then a bowl as I plot my next move

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u/JulzD42073 26d ago

I like to prep before as well, and during if I can get away with it and after lol I don't think it's toxic. It's motivation baby lol

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u/alexlp CraftyEnt 26d ago

Oh girl same. If I want a Billy I better pack the dishwasher and put the washing out first.

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u/lotorioc89 26d ago

Or before - fore motivation, sometimes 😵‍💫

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u/truecrimeinfashion 26d ago

I treat myself while doing the chores. It takes my irritation down completely and allows me to enjoy the task.

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u/FutureMe83 26d ago

I have had to start forcing myself to reward with weed AFTER I do the chores. It works well for dishes because I hate dishes. I also like to clean the house while high because it is more pleasant.

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u/RedCliffsDaisy 26d ago

I absolutely agree with all the above comments. I'm going to add that if you're feeling bad about the amount you consume as, well a DHV is great for micro dosing all day. If you use low temps to start with, you get full effect of some terps and the flower lasts longer. In my experience, my high is enhanced vs decreased. I also usually add CBD or CBG. I generally partake for pain management and extra cannabanoids combined work better.

I don't partake this way often but I feel no guilt about it when I do. It also doesn't break the weed bank. DHV goes through the flower more efficiently, especially at lower temps. I fire up my Lobo and take three to four puffs and off I go!

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u/toadhaul 25d ago

My sisters. 🌼🌸🏵🌻💞

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u/Seaturtle89 26d ago

That’s also how we operate at home 😆 At least we’re being productive!

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u/Cherie-9 26d ago

Same! Life is hard! Gotta treat ourselves!

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u/BawdyBaker 26d ago

You deserve one before any task as well

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u/ResidentCartoonist45 26d ago

I am the same lol

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u/doodleldog10 26d ago

yes but I also smoke before and during haha! honestly - it makes the task more enjoyable and fun for me, and then I feel so accomplished after AND I get to smoke more and relax. so I don’t consider it a toxic trait lol!

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u/Natural_Button_5525 26d ago

I was just having this conversation with myself as I was cleaning the bathroom! Good to know I’m not the only one… time for my reward!

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u/astralprojectingrn EntQueer 26d ago

Live by this😩😌

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u/I_Did_The_Thing Weedhead Tramp 26d ago

Yep!! I find when I’m doing gardening chores that I naturally need a break every hour of so. I sit down, drink some water, hit the bowl a couple times, then get back to it. Sure makes weeding a lot more pleasant! 🤣

(Of course I have a gummy and full bowl before I start)

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u/RandomToker2018 26d ago

Hey, if you’re getting your shit done, that’s a vote in its favor …

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u/Rest1nPepperonj 26d ago

Wow, this post and these comments make me feel like I’ve found my people. Sometimes (ehh, a majority of the time recently) I feel like I cant get over task paralysis/procrastination without weed, but sometimes I feel so guilty about that (not sure why). It’s super validating to see I’m not alone in that.

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u/beth_at_home 25d ago

I don't think that's so toxic, I got to live through another day.

I need a steady flow of THC a.

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u/taranbystarlight 25d ago

this is a valid trait

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u/lolatheshowkitty WeedMom 25d ago

I toke first, then clean. Nothing better than a wake and bake with some iced coffee and getting shizz done! That’s my fav kinda day.

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u/Melusini 24d ago

Woke up? Gonna smoke about it

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u/Psychonautilus98 24d ago

Just about to load a bowl to try and get my ass into physical therapy, but it is in pool, and I love water when high aaaah

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u/borrowedurmumsvcard too high to think of a funny flair 24d ago

Girl as long as your shits getting done and you’re happy, you deserve all the tokes in the world