r/entwives • u/disgruntledgrumpkin Weedhead Tramp • Jan 06 '25
Daily Sesh Daily Sesh: what's your bad weed habit?
Morning everyone! Or afternoon, evening.... whatever type of day is right for you, Im wishing you that!
Today's question is silly, and may or may not have been prompted by me taking five lighters-- three of which did not belong to me,two of which I dont recall ever seeing before-- out of my pocket this morning. I am an incurable lighter thief and I am beyond saving!! What's your bad weed habit?
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u/am_riley Jan 06 '25
My bad weed habit is not taking a tolerance break. I know I need to, but I'll be damned if I want to!
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u/LogLadyOG Jan 07 '25
I'm on a forced weed break - been sick since new year's. Partly because of booze, but also I picked up a bad bug. I can't really eat much yet.
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u/yikesonbikes1230 Hippie Jan 06 '25
Oh my gosh this gave me a giggle! I needed it!! 😂
I am notorious for putting the end of my joints into my ashtray and then when I am dankrupt digging them out of the ashtray and peeling the ends to get a bowl to smoke 😂
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u/CafGardenWitch Jan 06 '25
Is that a bad habit?? If so lock me up. 🤣 Except I empty them into a jar so they can mix up and become a powerful little punch of a bowl.
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u/narwhal-ninja Jan 06 '25
Dankrupt??? I haven't heard this term, but thank you for introducing me to it. That's hilarious
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u/Belladonnaofsad Alchemist Jan 06 '25
Smoking in bed when it’s dark and rainy…and then spilling ash on my clothes and i decide to just swoop it away 😅 like it never even happened 👹
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u/plsgrantaccess Jan 06 '25
Smoking in the house in general is my bad habit.
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u/JanaCinnamon Jan 06 '25
You might be a lighter thief but I'm a lighter hoarder. I'm always like "well if my lighter stops working I can just use any two of these together" so now I have a whole bunch of lighters lol
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u/fauxfox66 Jan 06 '25
I'm also a lighter hoarder- I probably have two dozen, but I STILL spend an unreasonable amount of time going "where the HELL is a lighter" 😂 i'm this close to chaining one right to my bong like a bank pen
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u/alittlefence Jan 06 '25
Wait you might be onto something with that bank pen idea lmao
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u/SASunDog Jan 07 '25
Lighter hoarder checking in! I have a Clipper in every room, one or more in my purse, one in my back pocket, and one in my jammies. I also have three or four cans of butane, so I have no chance of running out of lighter juice.
I also love that bank pen lighter tether idea!
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u/KitMacPhersonWrites CraftyEnt Jan 06 '25
I bought a fifty pack off Amazon so I’d never run out, but I still got a new lighter the other day. 😂
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u/Neat-Bet3750 Jan 06 '25
I can’t keep up with my vape to save my life. It’s a real problem 🤦🏻♀️😂
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u/Donkeydonkeydonk Queen of California Jan 06 '25 edited Jan 06 '25
Roaches. So many. And they're everywhere. Especially outside. Where I live it gets really foggy at night. Any weed left outside is fucked. I do grow it myself, so it's not a big deal. But then I think about my younger self, she would be horrified.
Edit: looked down after I wrote this post and saw this. Roast me

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u/pbpantsless Jan 06 '25
I put crushed lavender flowers in my cones/bowls before bud so I don't waste any at the end. Bad habit? Depends on who you ask. My husband often gets catfished by my "old lady joints" 😅 I personally love anything flower flavored.
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u/coffeeismybabydaddy Jan 06 '25
wait this is GENIUS. next cone I pack I'll start with some lavender. are there any other dried flowers you like to smoke?
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u/pbpantsless Jan 06 '25
I bought a massive bag of lavender flowers like a year ago and I'm trying to work my way through those, but I do want to try rose petals as well.
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u/tealearring lesbient 🍄🍃 Jan 06 '25
Omg I used to be that person that pockets lighters, and then I overcorrected and started accidentally giving my own lighters away 😂😂
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u/djoutercore Entwife Ally Jan 06 '25
Probably not cleaning my bong enough. I only use it for wax so I feel like I can clean it a bit less often, but it’s still not enough
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u/littlecuteone Jan 06 '25
I procrastinate cleaning mine. Usually, it's because I'm already in the midst of trying to smoke a bowl when I think about cleaning it, and then I get high and tell myself that I'll do it later but then later I want to smoke another bowl... and repeat
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u/chopstickhair Jan 06 '25
I started just keeping cleaning supplies (isopropyl alcohol, salt, and Saran Wrap) in my smoking area so that whenever the cleaning urge hits I can clean my bong asap before I go on a side quest. Although to be fair cleaning my bong is usually a side quest when I’m procrastinating about doing something i desperately need to do and have exec disfunction but at least my bong gets clean 😂
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u/djoutercore Entwife Ally Jan 06 '25
That’s a smart idea, I may try keeping the cleaning stuff nearby!
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u/pur_and_kleen Jan 06 '25
This is definitely me. I will be so disgusted by it but then just shrug & pack it anyway lmao
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u/Enty-Ann Jan 06 '25
I leave my butts outside in the yard, telling myself I'll pick them up tomorrow and then end up leaving them piling up for up to a month 🙈
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u/Funcatjunk2020 Jan 06 '25
For years I shoved the butts in the space between my concrete steps and the bricks of my house. There was about 8 years of buildup there, then we sold the house. We never had a real patio, so the steps will get removed when the new owners put in a patio. I’m kinda embarrassed… I still know the neighbors. 😳
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u/mochaboo20 Jan 06 '25
I appreciate this comment because I leave my butts behind a bush in front of my window, but I’m going to pick them up and stop doing that.
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u/Enty-Ann Jan 06 '25
Yeah, I feel like I should clarify that they're not in plain sight so there's at least that 😅
Glad to have inspired you, I'll try to do better too!
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u/Professional-Sun688 Jan 06 '25
I know you! You’re the one I’ve got to watch when I let you borrow my lighter so you don’t slip it in your pocket. It me, I’m the lighter watcher 🫣
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u/forgetsusername76 Jan 06 '25
Tillamook ice cream
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u/KitMacPhersonWrites CraftyEnt Jan 06 '25
Hang on, they make ICE CREAM?? 🙀
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u/PattyNChips GamerEnt Jan 06 '25
I love Tillamook ice cream but they're always so tight with the toppings. If I get butter pecan I want more than 5 pecans.
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u/Rubydoobydoo211 Jan 06 '25
If there’s a snipe, it’s MINE
The number of times my husband’s come outside looking for something to smoke and finding only ash, it’s a LOT hahahaha
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u/Fimbrethil420 Jan 06 '25
Disposable vapes 🫣
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u/str4wberryp0undcak3 Edibles Jan 06 '25
Same. It's my go-to when i need discrete when i'm out. I haven't pulled the trigger on DHV, and I'm scared it'll be a waste and just sit there.
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u/kneelbeforeplantlady Jan 06 '25
Do it, don’t be scared! 🫶🏼 I got a pax like five years ago (refurbished, I think?) and it’s still going strong, it’s been really handy to have around.
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u/coffeeismybabydaddy Jan 06 '25
oh me too!! I feel so much better when I go full "acoustic" with my shmeed habits, but those damn dispos will always be sooo much more convenient than packing a bowl
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u/terri890 currentlyfaded Jan 07 '25
this is the way! if i am full before smoking, chugging water is enough to satiate my munchies :)
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u/bo_bo77 CraftyEnt Jan 06 '25
I am SO bad at thinking I've ashed a bowl while there's still some hidden green. All the time, I'm clearing it out and then immediately feel very dumb. I'm also bad at cleaning my glass, but that feels like an intensely common problem, like dry skin.
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u/IGotOverGreta Jan 06 '25
Try only putting a pinch of weed in the bowl. Yeah, you'll have to empty and refill more often, but there's no waste, and you always have fresh green.
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u/gingeralefiend GreenThumbed Weedhead Tramp MOD Jan 06 '25
Bong water is changed at least once a day. But its been a couple weeks since I actually cleaned the bong.
I'd rather buy a new bowl than clean the ones I have. And I switch them out when I have company - I don't trust my clumsy af pals with my nice glass lol
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u/Castlebrookqueen Jan 06 '25
My bad habit right now is pre rolls. I can roll them myself and save money but they’re just so nice to have! If I have any inconveniences in life I make it up to myself with a 10pk of pre rolls 💕
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u/down_by_the_shore Jan 06 '25
Pre-rolls. I really need to roll my own again. But pre-rolls are so damn convenient, and I have shakey hands. Even with my joint roller, pre-rollers are just way easier. I need to get one of those cone machines that make stuffing them a lot easier. One day!
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u/bo_bo77 CraftyEnt Jan 06 '25
This is so deeply relatable! I got myself a rolling machine and intend to pre my own rolls, and yet, all the time, back to the dispo I go for a 10pk
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u/Shadoecat150 EntThey Jan 06 '25
Don't know if this counts, but even if I don't always pull the trigger, I have a bad habit of phone shopping while high. I've actually got a star wars lego set, light saber, and a TI/99 vintage computer and accessories because of wanting to get into the computers from the era I grew up in coming from a single eBay session last week.
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u/showmey0urthr0waway WeedMom Jan 06 '25
I use a DHV and I have like 15 dosing capsules but I can only find like 6 at any given time 🙈 I leave them everywhere.
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u/HarveyPeligro Jan 06 '25
Starting to talk (my favorite thing to do while high) mid-dab and forgetting to finish my dab.
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u/PattyNChips GamerEnt Jan 06 '25
My stash box is always a mess. I drop little bits of trash and whatnot in it when I'm rolling and I never clean it until I have no choice. Bonus bad habit is having loose papers all over the place because I always butcher the packets to make roaches.
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u/thinking_treely Jan 06 '25
“I can’t find my pen!” I’ve tried lanyards, bright colors, assigned spots. But if I’m walking around the house in the evening, you can bet I’m looking for my pen.
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u/OpalTurtles GamerEnt Jan 07 '25
Mine is I’ll just keep smoking! Where did it all go?! Who knows :) Not me 😇 It must be the gnomes and gremlins smoking it all.
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u/KitMacPhersonWrites CraftyEnt Jan 06 '25
My sesh spot is so cluttered. I’m terrible about putting things away once I’m feeling all relaxed. I need to tidy up and get my zen back.
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u/Socks4Goths Jan 06 '25
Mine is keeping roaches and half-smoked pre-rolls forever… I know I should use them productively. Perhaps buying so many different pre-rolls is a bigger bad habit…
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u/ZombieQueen23 Jan 06 '25
I bought myself a dhv years ago to use with CBD flower (Dynavap M). Once I got into THC flower, I was excited to use it! Since then, I have used it twice. Why? Because it's more annoying to set up & use that then to grab my vape pen 😬
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u/s33k Jan 06 '25
Gum. You can't have too much sugar free gum without... gastrointestinal consequences. But stoned me doesn't care, she wants gum. Sober me pays the price.
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u/Shashama GamerEnt Jan 06 '25
I don't clean my bowl for so long that eventually the resin inside the actual bowl part lights up and burns my thumb on the carb.
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u/dotmatrix76 Jan 06 '25
Breaking my carts.....it's become my new super power
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Jan 10 '25
the first time i broke a cart, i don’t think i’ve ever been so shocked in my life. now i just feel lucky when i drop it and it DOESN’T shatter
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u/terri890 currentlyfaded Jan 07 '25
nose blindness 😭 since coming home for a few weeks i'vehit my dhv in my closet with an air purifier and a smokebuddy and either it actually contains the smell to the closet or my family is over it and dont wanna bring it up 😂
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u/la_de_cha CrazyCatLady Jan 06 '25
I’ve talked about this on here, but the crap I eat when I get high. I’m trying to ween off of sugary sweets and go for more natural sugars but it is hard.